(Alternatively Known as: How PrincessShaakTi wants to Have Sex with Herself)

It’s nearly that time of the year again.  You know, the time – Christmas the Holidays – you loathe to spend because you’ve been alienated by your family and friends for partaking in obscene fetishes which encompass the majority of your life.  It’s a shame that your sole purpose on Earth is to draw your sexual fantasies with your tablet thingamajig; more shameful than that is the fact that you actively believe your fantasies are a reality.

But you take it one step further: you fantasize about a specific character, and that specific character you fantasize about is supposedly in love with itself (or something resembling itself), and that character that you fantasize about that fantasizes about the other character which happens to be a carbon copy of itself is your fantasy you.

Hopefully I didn’t just describe you, faithful reader.  If you’re confused, that’s perfect!  You should be.  Today we’re going to travel deep into the psyche of PrincessShaakTi, whose rather sad existence revolves around having hot dream sex with herself himself itself.

You can tell a lot about a person based on what they masturbate to. Pedophiles, for example, get off on dominating children because they lack the power to control anything else in their miserable lives. Blowjob fetishists are taken by the concept of being gratified by the act, but denying their lady-friend on the receiving end that same pleasure. Furries get off to anthropomorphic creatures because nobody in real life will ever love them.

But what happens when you find someone who mixes and matches multiple fetishes? What are you supposed to make of someone with a “babyfur blowjob” fetish? I suppose you should just diagnose them with “sickfuckery” and ship them off to whatever institution deals with that sort of thing. Speaking of sexual deviants with fetish combinations, let’s talk about a sick fuck on deviantART calling himself TheSaiyanHog (AKA “Jay Klonoa” / “SSJKlonoa” / “Ven Arikado”)!

Does the name look familiar? If it does, it’s because you’ve probably seen him commenting on DCQC for the past few months and wishing death upon us all for having dared to make fun of the girl of his e-dreams, Sophie-The-Skunk. Since then, he has left dozens of laughable threatening comments, announced on his deviantART journal on four separate occasions that he was “done with METOKUR” (Never staying away for more than 3 or 4 hours at longest), and even started a hopeless petition to have us taken down (The fourth petition of it’s kind). He is, by all accounts, obsessed with us.

Today we look at yet another “kawaii neko desu ^_^” mangaka anime artist who goes by one of the most original usernames we’ve seen to date: LaceyTheHedg–oops, I mean LaceyTheSnowLeopard, my bad. Because the cookie-cutter naming standard (XTheY) of furries everywhere wasn’t cliché enough, right?

As if her username wasn’t dumb enough, Lacey feels obligated to plaster it on top of every picture in her gallery. And not just as a small transparent watermark in the corner, mind you: I’m talking full-on “Size 72″ lettering spanning across multiple lines, obscuring parts of her so-called “art.”

Hilariously, this mark isn’t always enough for Lacey to feel secure, so she sometimes also includes the standard deviantART watermark in the center of the image, to double up on the protection. Unfortunately for her, this does absolutely nothing to stop us from including her pictures in this article.

Sophie-The-Skunk is among the countless other angst-ridden teenage furries who love the largely overrated Sonic the Hedgehog series of vidya games. She’s a carbon-copy of every other Sonic fan on dA, but has somehow managed to amass quite a large following of furry fans. How? Let’s find out together, in today’s installment of DCQC (Which also happens to be my first article ever for the site!!!!! :3))

Sophie’s choice of artistic medium varies from piece to piece. To make sure that her lack of artistic talent is covered completely and to keep the article interesting, we’ll be pulling pieces spanning various different mediums. This includes Photoshop, MSPaint, rough sketches and even animation. You’ll soon find that while she excels at nothing, she sucks at everything.

I already wrote a short piece about one of cookielickerxox‘s pictures for this article, but surprise surprise I stumbled upon her works again in the ‘Most Recent’ section of deviantART. It was such an interesting coincidence that I had to look deeper at her work.

Cookielickerxox has only been signed up for deviantART for the better part of two months, but already they’ve drawn a whopping 82 pictures! Rounding up, that’s an average of three a day. Now obviously someone who works that fast must be uber-talented, right? Rome WAS built in a day, after all. Wow, I’ve mentioned the term ‘day’ twice in a paragraph. Let’s extend that little motif into an entire article! How about we look at a few random days in the life of cookielickerxox and see how her art has improved over the course of the month? For an added bonus, let’s cite her (Totally real) secret diary and see what she thinks of life on the net!