Today’s article is brought to you by forum poster “PockeyAndHentai”, and was originally posted in this thread.

Much like the furfags, weebs, and other undesirables of our world, fat ugly girls also turn to deviantART to escape their miserable lives. Today, we’re going to talk about a very SPECIAL group of camwhores known as “gamer girls.” You wouldn’t think that having a gallery that consists mostly of bad photoshops and amateur modelling would draw much attention, but among the other social rejects that populate dA, gamer girls actually manage to find the attention they so desperately seek.

Their self esteem is so far down the shitter, that just a few pageviews are enough to satisfy them, and some of them even develop full blown GOTIS. Gamer girls believe that the combination of having a nasty fish vagina and a Nintendo Wii actually makes them special. In reality, they have no talent, online or otherwise. They forget that no man IRL will ever touch them.

Get ready to feast your eyes on some true ~*~GaMeR ChIcKs~*~!!!! <3

Goths have been around since the beginning of time… Or since The Cure released their first album. Whichever came first. Either way, it looks like we’re stuck with them until the end of time now: A fact which is made bearable by the fact that they are incredibly easy to make fun of. In their attempts to avoid conforming to “the mainstream”, they instead conform to their own laughable standards and adopt the same laughable mannerisms as one another, effectively making them all the same as one another. Today, we’ll be picking one out of the pack, who does a swell job of representing for the goth culture on deviantART.

The name is short, simple, and manages not only to summate the user as an artist, but as a human being: “gothkids.”  If you think that only her username is creative, you have yet to experience the raw creativity of her submissions! For example, the aptly named “bdsm girl drawing.” Which – in case you couldn’t guess – is gothkids’ attempt at drawing a girl in BDSM gear and covered in a layer of cum.

Today’s article was suggested by deviantART user midnight-oyl. If you are interested in suggesting an article, please consult this page.

Valentine’s Day is quickly approaching.  Those of us who aren’t completely detached from society will have – or at least find – something worthwhile to do during this commercial holiday: perhaps partaking in a romantic dinner with a loved one; maybe a movie – or possibly something much more intimate.  Of course, some would rather surround themselves with friends and enjoy the company and conversation that would ensue.  That’s all swell and good, but we’re on the Internet: a place where escapism is cherished among those whose only friends exist on a screen.  These cretins have merely their favourite fan fictions to indulge in every day of their miserable lives.  Further down the path of complete lonesomeness are those who are so isolated that they have no more than their role-playing pals to confide in.  Such individuals are burdens on society; thankfully, they’ll never have the opportunity to reproduce (God willing).

Assuming you’re not a complete idiot, you’d have realised the preamble to this article is meant to describe today’s DCQC subject: MangaSarah (otherwise known as Sarah Brooks).  It should come as no surprise when I tell you that everything in MangaSarah’s gallery is complete and utter shit.  Not a single picture is salvageable.  I could say that selecting the images for this article took no effort at all, but I’d be lying – everything is terrible, therefore literally everything in her gallery was a candidate for being covered.  It’s bad enough that she considers herself an artist, too.  Artist gets tossed around more than the word troll on the Internet these days.  But I digress, the issue at hand is not simply what Sarah fancies herself as (although it certainly is an issue), but more so what she has produced to be of such distaste to the Internet art community.  Anyway, without further ado, please enjoy the generic manga-inspired works of art Sarah has graciously provided to the Internet and all of its lonely circle-jerking inhabitants.

deviantART is many things: A social networking site, a repository for blogs, and on occasion, an image-hosting service. The latter function, though dA’s staff has evidently been making strides towards phasing it out for years, is nothing if not well-organized. There exist a number of categories and subcategories which so-called artists can classify their work as, and which patrons to the site can browse.

There do exist a few “oddities” within the category system, which stand out as being out of place within their tier. For example: “Anthro“, which even furries will admit is a genre of of art, is listed alongside mediums of art such as “Digital Art” and “Traditional Art”. Further complicating the situation, selecting the Anthro category yields two subcategories of it’s own: “Digital Media” and “Traditional Media”. A bit redundant, isn’t it? Clearly, the Anthro category was a last-second addition, and wasn’t thought out as well as the rest of the categories of the sorting system.

Today’s article is brought to you by forum poster “CEO Nwabudike Morgan”, and was originally posted in this thread.

Sonic the Hedgehog fans are some of the worst people you’ll find on the Internet. Sonic the Hedgehog fans who masturbate to pictures of him and his friends (i.e.: practically every furry in existence) are the worst people you’ll find on the Internet, bar none. Enter KnucklesFan01, an allegedly thirteen year old furry with more Knuckles the Echidna dolls than sense in her head.

As you may have gathered from her username, KnucklesFan01′s favorite Sonic the Hedgehog character happens to be Knuckles the Echidna (Who, as you may have gathered from his name, is an echidna). In the games, Kunckles apparently has the hots for a bat named Rouge the Bat. As such, KF01′s fursona is an echidna, who’s own fursona is a bat. If your brain hasn’t imploded into itself after trying to figure that bullshit out, feel free to take a look at this first piece from KF01′s dA gallery.