Back in the 80′s, the “My Little Pony” franchise was aimed specifically at girls, both in toy lines and animated adventures. Flash forward to this space year 2012… And MLP is still deliberately marketed and designed with pre-teen girls in mind. Yet somehow, for reasons unknown, fat neckbeards have taken to the show like they do to Naruto and Final Fantasy.

In the face of well-deserved ridicule and mockery by the rest of the Internet at large, more and more sheltered young men are proclaiming themselves to be “Bronies,” admitting their love for the recent animated series spawned by the MLP franchise. I’m pretty sure the whole fad started off with goons ironically quoting it and putting down 5 dollars for pony avatars on the Something Awful forums, but I’ve heard people tell me it started off un-ironically on 4chan’s /co/. The fact of the matter is, it doesn’t really matter how or where it started: What’s important to note (for the purpose of this article) is that once Bronies made it to deviantART, we were all doomed to deal with some of the worst art to hit the web in a long time.

When I first stumbled upon RogueWarrior869′s profile on deviantART, my initial thought was “Finally! Someone else on dA with an appreciation for Richard ‘Demo Dick’ Marcinko: Perhaps the single most bad-assed bad-ass the world has ever known!” However, after browsing RogueWarrior869′s profile and gallery for nearly an hour, I couldn’t find a single mention of Mr. Marcinko anywhere! Instead of being assaulted by the M16-wielding “Sharkman of the Delta,” my eyes were assaulted by images of yaoi, yuri, and other assorted anime bullshit!

Needless to say, I was severely disappointed.

As something of an unofficial hype man for Mr. Marcinko, I found that it is my duty to protect his image. And what better way to do so by putting this unworthy, goddamn cock-breathed Commie motherfucker in her place? Trust me: You morons will love this.

For some time now, people have been requesting a “spiritual successor” to our Designing Your deviantART Profile article, which was written in a mock “dA tutorial” format. In it, I walked readers through how to design an obnoxious profile similar to those of many other tartlets. In today’s article, I present to you another tutorial-esque piece, walking you through how to identify deviantART users with “fucked up fetishes,” from little more than a mere glance at their galleries or their favorites.

It is my hope that this checklist is formally adopted by some psychiatric institute, and used to diagnose individuals as what we in the industry like to refer to as “sick fucks.” Failing that, I am also content posting this on deviantART and hearing angry feedback from furries, voreaphiliacs, and other assorted sick fucks. If you know someone who may have what constitutes as a fucked up fetish, I urge you to send this checklist to them, and to let me know they respond to it. Remember, the first step in any rehabilitation / self-help program is admitting you have a problem: If they should deny that their fetish is an issue, it is simply denial in action.

Today’s article is brought to you by forum poster “PockeyAndHentai”, and was originally posted in this thread.

Pregnant women – by most of their own admissions – are disgusting. With expanded stomachs and acne breakouts, women are [arguably] at their very worst while pregnant, both physically and emotionally. Of course, this doesn’t stop people from fetishizing it, like all other deformations and abnormalities of the human body. However, given the fact that the subject of today’s article happens to be a hipster, perhaps his admission of having a pregnancy fetish is only “ironic?” Perhaps he would much rather be masturbating to hipster girls (Nearly indistinguishable from hipster boys)? Oh, who am I fooling? This is deviantART: “Where art meets masturbation!” And there isn’t a doubt in my mind that today’s subject intends for his work to be masturbated to.

Kazuv - as mentioned earlier - is a hipster kid with a really awesome fetish for underage, pregnant girls. His sickening gallery has, undeservedly, almost a MILLION page views. If you can look past how disgusting his fetish is, you’ll notice his pinups are mediocre at best. Each of his hundreds of portraits display the same thing: A pregnant chick with an overly round belly and hooker tits.

Remember the article we posted last week about that sick fuck UnknownSoulCollector? Well, he (“He” being UnknownSoulCollector, that is) finally gave his opinion on being the subject of his own DCQC article. Typically, deviantARTists will vehemently disagree with any and all criticisms they get; USC, on the other hand, took a different approach to being the subject of a DCQC article.

Now, before I reveal his angsty retorts, I’ll need to reiterate my point of him being a terrible artist and an even worse human being. Hopefully you have a strong stomach for this kind of stuff. If not, I can’t really blame you. There’s nothing wrong with being intolerant toward pedophiles who like to draw (perhaps even watch or commit real life acts of) little boys having their guts turned inside-out.