Back in the 80′s, the “My Little Pony” franchise was aimed specifically at girls, both in toy lines and animated adventures. Flash forward to this space year 2012… And MLP is still deliberately marketed and designed with pre-teen girls in mind. Yet somehow, for reasons unknown, fat neckbeards have taken to the show like they do to Naruto and Final Fantasy.

In the face of well-deserved ridicule and mockery by the rest of the Internet at large, more and more sheltered young men are proclaiming themselves to be “Bronies,” admitting their love for the recent animated series spawned by the MLP franchise. I’m pretty sure the whole fad started off with goons ironically quoting it and putting down 5 dollars for pony avatars on the Something Awful forums, but I’ve heard people tell me it started off un-ironically on 4chan’s /co/. The fact of the matter is, it doesn’t really matter how or where it started: What’s important to note (for the purpose of this article) is that once Bronies made it to deviantART, we were all doomed to deal with some of the worst art to hit the web in a long time.

For some time now, people have been requesting a “spiritual successor” to our Designing Your deviantART Profile article, which was written in a mock “dA tutorial” format. In it, I walked readers through how to design an obnoxious profile similar to those of many other tartlets. In today’s article, I present to you another tutorial-esque piece, walking you through how to identify deviantART users with “fucked up fetishes,” from little more than a mere glance at their galleries or their favorites.

It is my hope that this checklist is formally adopted by some psychiatric institute, and used to diagnose individuals as what we in the industry like to refer to as “sick fucks.” Failing that, I am also content posting this on deviantART and hearing angry feedback from furries, voreaphiliacs, and other assorted sick fucks. If you know someone who may have what constitutes as a fucked up fetish, I urge you to send this checklist to them, and to let me know they respond to it. Remember, the first step in any rehabilitation / self-help program is admitting you have a problem: If they should deny that their fetish is an issue, it is simply denial in action.

Today’s article is brought to you by forum poster “PockeyAndHentai”, and was originally posted in this thread.

Pregnant women – by most of their own admissions – are disgusting. With expanded stomachs and acne breakouts, women are [arguably] at their very worst while pregnant, both physically and emotionally. Of course, this doesn’t stop people from fetishizing it, like all other deformations and abnormalities of the human body. However, given the fact that the subject of today’s article happens to be a hipster, perhaps his admission of having a pregnancy fetish is only “ironic?” Perhaps he would much rather be masturbating to hipster girls (Nearly indistinguishable from hipster boys)? Oh, who am I fooling? This is deviantART: “Where art meets masturbation!” And there isn’t a doubt in my mind that today’s subject intends for his work to be masturbated to.

Kazuv - as mentioned earlier - is a hipster kid with a really awesome fetish for underage, pregnant girls. His sickening gallery has, undeservedly, almost a MILLION page views. If you can look past how disgusting his fetish is, you’ll notice his pinups are mediocre at best. Each of his hundreds of portraits display the same thing: A pregnant chick with an overly round belly and hooker tits.

We at METOKUR certainly enjoy the beginning of spring. And why wouldn’t we? The sun is shining, the flowers are blooming, and a disease is spreading known only as “BBW Fever!” BBW – of course – being an acronym for “Big Beautiful Women,” and not to be confused with “Banana Bacteria Wilt,” which is a disease as opposed to a fever.

Furthermore, I’d personally like to use this space to encourage all you BBWs out there NOT to eat bananas, or any other fruits which may be good for your big, beautiful bodies.

The METOKUR Forums – full of proud Fat Admirers – have been discussing and endorsing stuffing your fat gut (Thus damaging your mental and body health) for ages. Now, it’s time to show our ~FAT PRIDE~ publicly, right here on DCQC!! And what better way to do so than by showing off some of the best Furry Fat Fetish pictures deviantART has to offer? So, without FURther ado, let’s get to it!!!!