We at METOKUR certainly enjoy the beginning of spring. And why wouldn’t we? The sun is shining, the flowers are blooming, and a disease is spreading known only as “BBW Fever!” BBW – of course – being an acronym for “Big Beautiful Women,” and not to be confused with “Banana Bacteria Wilt,” which is a disease as opposed to a fever.

Furthermore, I’d personally like to use this space to encourage all you BBWs out there NOT to eat bananas, or any other fruits which may be good for your big, beautiful bodies.

The METOKUR Forums – full of proud Fat Admirers – have been discussing and endorsing stuffing your fat gut (Thus damaging your mental and body health) for ages. Now, it’s time to show our ~FAT PRIDE~ publicly, right here on DCQC!! And what better way to do so than by showing off some of the best Furry Fat Fetish pictures deviantART has to offer? So, without FURther ado, let’s get to it!!!!

(I John, 3:8-10) ”He who sins is of the devil, for the devil has been sinning from the beginning. To this end the Son of God was revealed, that he might destroy the works of the devil. Whoever is born of God doesn’t commit sin, because his seed remains in him; and he can’t sin, because he is born of God. In this the children of God are revealed, and the children of the devil. Whoever doesn’t do righteousness is not of God, neither is he who doesn’t love his brother.”

(Sayuki-Chan14, deviantART.com: “Sexy vampire2″) My sexy vampire girl in another pose. Also done on school laptop hehe… I love breaking rules.”

Lara Croft has become a sex symbol for video games, despite Toby Gard’s intentions for her to be sexy ‘only because of her power’. Time magazine’s Kristina Dell considered her the first sex symbol of video games. Schedeen stated that Croft is among the first video game icons to be accepted as a mainstream sex symbol.Robert Ashley of Official U.S. PlayStation Magazine described Lara Croft as the first video game character openly thought of as sexy, and attributed the appearance of similar 3D characters to her. Publications like Play, GameTrailers, and PlayStation Magazine listed big breasts as one of the character’s most famous attributes. After interviewing players in 1998, Griffiths commented that players regularly mention Croft’s breasts when discussing her.

~ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lara_Croft#Sex_symbol/

rEBELfarMER uses 90′s video game icons to represent his radical feministic stance: Lara Croft, a woman exploited by the entertainment industry, frees herself from the chains of horny nerds and fights herself – figuratively and literally. On top of that, she decides to end her oppression by the patriarchy by reading a book. Because reading a book automatically makes her smart and independent.

Sometimes, there’s simply not much to say about a picture. Sometimes, the flaws in this picture are so obvious that commentating on it is needless. Sometimes, a picture is so badly drawn, that anyone who isn’t fully blind can figure out that it belongs in a 15 year old’s notebook, and not in a portal which is laughingly called an “art” portal.

Sometimes, you have to doubt a child’s creativity when the closest they come to “originality” are recolors or minor retoolings of characters from Sonic the Hedgehog, which look almost exactly like the original characters they are based on.

Gingers have been getting it pretty rough as of lately, for reasons not even their detractors seem to know. I don’t think it has anything to do with the assumed Irish heritage of gingers, since pretty much the entire world loves the Irish (Save for the British, who are still a bit pissy just because the IRA blew up a couple hundred buildings or something). Then again, I suppose having CopperCab and Carrot Top as the unofficial spokespeople for your group probably doesn’t do anything to help your plight.

No matter the reason, ginger-hate has become commonplace on the Internet. The only way gingers can change this fact is by no longer giving the Internet cause to hate them. If I may recommend a good way for them to begin this campaign, they can start by exiling the subject of today’s article from their order.