Goths have been around since the beginning of time… Or since The Cure released their first album. Whichever came first. Either way, it looks like we’re stuck with them until the end of time now: A fact which is made bearable by the fact that they are incredibly easy to make fun of. In their attempts to avoid conforming to “the mainstream”, they instead conform to their own laughable standards and adopt the same laughable mannerisms as one another, effectively making them all the same as one another. Today, we’ll be picking one out of the pack, who does a swell job of representing for the goth culture on deviantART.

The name is short, simple, and manages not only to summate the user as an artist, but as a human being: “gothkids.”  If you think that only her username is creative, you have yet to experience the raw creativity of her submissions! For example, the aptly named “bdsm girl drawing.” Which – in case you couldn’t guess – is gothkids’ attempt at drawing a girl in BDSM gear and covered in a layer of cum.

I already wrote a short piece about one of cookielickerxox‘s pictures for this article, but surprise surprise I stumbled upon her works again in the ‘Most Recent’ section of deviantART. It was such an interesting coincidence that I had to look deeper at her work.

Cookielickerxox has only been signed up for deviantART for the better part of two months, but already they’ve drawn a whopping 82 pictures! Rounding up, that’s an average of three a day. Now obviously someone who works that fast must be uber-talented, right? Rome WAS built in a day, after all. Wow, I’ve mentioned the term ‘day’ twice in a paragraph. Let’s extend that little motif into an entire article! How about we look at a few random days in the life of cookielickerxox and see how her art has improved over the course of the month? For an added bonus, let’s cite her (Totally real) secret diary and see what she thinks of life on the net!

People tell us that we’re unfoundedly mean and evil for making fun of the pictures on deviantART. But the problem is that deviantART is an abyss, and in the words of everyone’s favourite German (No, not HIM: The OTHER favourite): “The abyss gazes also into you.” Hence, we’ve become corrupted and turned into such meanies due to the very art we’ve seen.

In other words, it’s your own damn fault. Don’t invent crazy pills and then complain when madmen eat your dog.

Today’s abyss-gazing platter is served by SivsKittyCat358, and her “Original Character” Kagome (What an orginal name for an original character!).

For Hbomberguy’s first article on DCQC, he decided to do a collection of assorted short reviews (How original).

Among the submissions in today’s article are 2 depicting a creature called “Zapipi,” which is apparently some dumb-looking fan character invented for some dumb-looking anime about frogs or something. Look – we here at DCQC don’t pretend to know about anime and all that shit: We’re here to make fun of bad artists who obsess about anime and all that shit. ¿Comprende?

And on that note, don’t ask me how he ended up stumbling upon this shit either. Thanks in advance.