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Nightmare Before Christmas

This article was originally intended to be released near the beginning of December, but I got lazy. My bad.

As we are in the midst of December right now, I decided to try something a little different. Let’s call this, the first ever DCQC Christmas Special.

Now is a time, when the world is getting into the Christmas spirit. It is a festive time – a time of giving, to be with the ones you love, to eat, drink and be happy together. Even though it may be cold and snowing outside, you can cuddle together, with your loved ones, around a fire and open presents for each other. You take a sip of hot chocolate and for a moment, for just one moment in the whole year, it seems that all is well in the world.

I imagine that for talented artists, feelings and emotions like this can inspire some amazing works of art. So, since I am feeling all warm and fuzzy inside myself, I have decided to look at some of DeviantART’s more festive offerings, as a treat for you. So, I did a quick search for “Christmas” and looked at the more recent uploads. Consider this my christmas present to all of you. : )

Oh god, there goes my christmas spirit. What the hell is this, a preschooler’s doodle? Could the author of this piece of work POSSIBLY have used more black? I guess that’s supposed to be a girl, of some kind, and her black hair is so long that it’s covering up most of her body? Or, I guess her hair is just black, and so are her clothes, so they blend together into an indistinguishable mess, with some arms sticking out. Most people would try to, at least, add some distinction between the hair and the outfit, so the character doesn’t look like a goth version of Cousin Itt, but I suppose that would take too much time, effort and skill, all of which are things that TheBritishJerk (which is an amazingly original and funny username, by the way) is far above.

Dear god, what the hell is going on with her arms? Absolutely nothing about them is done right. At all. That is NOT even remotely what actual human arms look like. They are way too small, it looks like they don’t even have hands, just some fingers sticking out at the end of her forearms, which themselves are either way too short or her arms bend at a completely wrong position. Her hat is also completely wrong. If it REALLY was that big, then there would be no way that it would actually stay on her tiny (by comparison) head, without just dropping over and covering it completely.

first request, for ~illogical-equations

i’m doing drawings for some of my friends if you want one note me! ~txt it~

Dear god, somebody ASKED for this drawing? I really hope that they just had no idea what they were getting into, otherwise they must be brain-dead in order to REQUEST an image like this to be made for them. It’s a fucking rip-off, even if it was done for free!

How fucking original! A drawing of L. There goes my happy/warm feeling – all gone. You know, I’ve watched Death Note (I’m not too proud of it, but it is true). One thing I never saw in any of the episodes was L dressing up in a red coat and a green scarf, to look Christmas-y. I just don’t get drawings like this – if you draw characters in situations that are completely out of character for them, then you obviously don’t actually like the characters how they are, so why try so desperately to cling to characters that you don’t even like? L just kind of sat around and ate a lot of sugar. That’s all he ever really did. That’s his character. He never got into “wacky” or “cute” situations where he dresses up in a Christmas outfit.

Then there’s the quality of the drawing itself. Words like “flat” and “disproportionate” come to mind. Either his neck is far too wide, or his head is far too small, I can’t really tell which is the problem there. His body was obviously drawn with the classic technique of making a basic shape, then adding in lines, to make it look like he has arms. Oh, but his hair is so well done. I’ve never seen such amazing use of a bunch of black / grey blurs used like that before. The background is just the color gray, and there’s some white blurs scattered around the image that I guess was supposed to be snow. It’s all fucking terrible.

Merry christmas from McManga!

Now I’m just feeling outright depressed. Nobody puts any effort into making this stuff. I mean, why bother, right? Who needs effort, when everyone on DeviantART will just pat you on the back and say you made something fantastic, anyway? I feel emotionally drained and completely helpless now, just from looking at this. This shit has single-handedly ruined Christmas for me.

Christ, what am I looking at here? That’s a girl right? But the description of the drawing, implies that this is a self-portrait of McManga, the author of the drawing, even though he claims on his profile, that he is indeed a 15 year old male. So, is this a drawing of him as a transvestite in a Santa Claus outfit? Does that idea just SCREAM “Merry Christmas” to him? How festive!

It also doesn’t help that the drawing itself is fucking terrible. For some ungodly reason, the author decide to use colored pencils and note-book paper for this Holiday piece, meaning there’s smudges on the paper, the coloring looks fucking terrible, and HE COLORED OUTSIDE THE LINES. Jesus Christ, what kind of person over the age of 8, would make a pencil drawing like this and be unable to COLOR WITHIN THE LINES? The transvestite Santa’s head is also comically oversized, the hands are way too tiny, the arms are a mismatch of deformity, and that is NOT what a human mouth looks like. Goddamn!

Jesus fucking christ goddamn holy shit! What the fuck is this? God fucking damn! What the fuck is wrong with you people? Christmas is supposed to be a special time of year when you spend time with your family or your loved ones, a nice, happy, magical time. And THIS is the kind of shit that you people think of, when you think Christmas?

What the fuck is this? Is Sonic supposed to be a girl here? What kind of a sick, creepy, fucked up mindset do you have to be in, to EVEN for a SECOND consider this as a good idea for a Christmas drawing? How fucked up in the head do you have to be in, to spend Christmas time fantasizing about Shadow dominating female-Sonic next to the Christmas tree? Who the fuck finds horrible shit like this appealing in any way?

Fuck this shit, fuck all of you, I’m done with Christmas!

Posted by Latviman on 29/12/2011

136 Responses to “Nightmare Before Christmas”

  1. Fuck you says:

    Here are your shit, motherfucker, I did this drawing and art do not criticize others if you shut me off like when you fuck your mother and now complain of my drawing will draw much more to fuck and that you take the ass I am sonadow

    • SuckMyGlock says:

      I did not understand a word you just said.

      Just out of curiosity, is English your first language?

    • Sonadow says:

      you are a liar, I am the real sonadow, you are just a pathetic attempt by this troll author to make himself feel important, and not like a basement dweller without life, you take the ass

  2. your a jerk says:

    You are a horrible person, god all these people want to do is practise there drawing and get some help. if they cant draw perfectly you tell them whats wrong with it and how to improve, not just slag ever aspect of the drawing of. My friend drew one of these and shes trying to improve her drawing, and tbh shes not happy with her skill level at the moment, but you just went to fucking far.

    Your a horrible person and i hope something bad happens to you.

    • Sonadow-love-forever says:

      God? No God I rely on science and knowledge, and the person who uploaded my picture here sonadow criticize him – Christmas, if I criticize criticize me

      • Mewmewmyoo says:

        You realize no one can understand a word you’re saying? o.o

        I’m all for sticking up for yourself but jesus man.

  3. you're a dick says:

    i’m one of them. Don’t critisise others work, when i doubt yours is much better. So what if it is out of character, it’s just a bloody drawing. You obviously have WAY too much time on your hands, so go get a decent job and stop hating on others. I thought mine was alright actually and i dont care if you like it, i didnt draw it for you. I did it just to practice my drawing and get advice on how to make it better. GET A LIFE HOBO – actually that’s a bit harsh on hobos… GET A LIFE *DICK

    every bad thing that happens to you, you deserve it, arsehole

    • Sonadow-love-forever says:

      I understand, I’m the one drawing the criticism sonadow this person here….

  4. SuckMyGlock says:

    Christ almighty, fuck all of you, really. If this proves anything, it proves that you’re all a bunch of shallow idiots. Really, if you can’t take criticism, don’t even bother uploading art in the first place.

    You’re all horrible people, and I hope something bad happens to all of you.

    • McManga says:

      Of course, only someone as you would like the pathetic suffering of innocent people … You’re probably annoyed that your lives are sad and unhappy, take it to other people …

      • SuckMyGlock says:

        My life’s fucking great. Don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.

        I’m not the one wasting away in my basement drawing fanart and masturbating furiously to Naruto fanfictions. I do things that normal people do. I have friends, I have a life, I have a job, but every now and then I like to come here and observe amateur artists who think they’re hot shit get told what’s what, and I love their usual reactions of, “OMG U DONT NO WAT ART IS GET A LIF STUPID TOROLL!” It’s not suffering. People just get over emotional when somebody criticizes them. You people have no idea what real suffering is.

  5. Sonadow-love-forever says:

    First, take a critical but criticizes this person not only insulting to the authors. horrible person and not us, is the one who insults the efforts of the people that is not insulting and criticizing

    • SuckMyGlock says:

      Okay, maybe I’d take you a little more seriously if you used proper English.

      • Sonadow-love-forever says:

        unfortunately do not speak English… Pero si hablo español de Puta madre, haber si entiendes esto -.-!

      • SuckMyGlock says:

        Well that explains a whole lot. I don’t speak much Spanish, so I guess we’re both shit out of luck here.

  6. Sonadow-love-forever says:

    I guess if this page makes me sick.

  7. Charles says:

    Hello I am the artist that made “Christmas Semo”. If you would please take it down that would be nice. (Also yes there is such thing as a “chibi” look it up, and although I don’t usually draw them unless someone asks, she did ask for it.)

    • Poor chibi….. It has broken arms :(

    • SuckMyGlock says:

      You obviously don’t get how things work here, do you?

      You have a few options if you find your artwork here.

      OPTION 1: Actually take some of this advice and try to improve your work (a damn shame nobody chooses this option).
      OPTION 2: Leave the internet.
      OPTION 3: Overreact and create drama to satisfy the DCQC overlords (this won’t help you in anyway, but most people choose to do this).
      OPTION 4: Ignore this whole thing, and move on. There are some people who have done this successfully.

      • Latviman says:

        @SuckMyGlock

        Dam dude good work standin up for my article thans i really need the support all support is appreciated, thans man : )

        and dam dude your pretty hardcore you sure showed that loser YOU PUT HIM IN HIS PLACE epic win dude

      • Charles says:

        I would like it if everyone on this site didn’t tell me to shove it up my ass. I’m nicely asking whoever posted it to please take it down. It’s a chibi, it’s not supposed to be anatomically correct.

        Option 1: I am trying to improve my art. Telling me that a CHIBI (which again. is IN NO WAY SUPPOSED TO BE anatomically correct.) is complete shit.
        Option 2: That’s like saying if you can’t take a punch kill yourself.
        Option 3. That’s really stupid
        Option 4: No

  8. Learn what art is about before slagging says:

    Okay not only does this artical get me angry but it tells me that you are clearly not an artist.
    Art is about expressing yourself through drawings and every good artist (like all of these people) have got their own style or are trying to figure it out through experimenting. Deviant Art is a place to share drawings and to get feed back, not for people to slag them off

    P.S. The fan art is just how each of these people see the characters and if you don’t appreciate that then just don’t look at it.

    Regards,

    Someone who understands art way better than you

  9. Charles Barkley says:

    Man did you lot just think “Hell I’m going to put the least amount of effort to defend my drawings”?

    I had to say you lot are doing a terrible job!

  10. HevyDevy says:

    I’ve read every single article on this site, and each one cracks me up. I only recently started going through the comments for them, and I gotta admit, they might just be funnier than the damn articles! There’s nothing I can say that hasn’t been said before, so I’ll just reiterate-You guys really need to learn to take these harsh comments like men (yes, even you women). I myself am a tArtlet, and I’ve dealt with this shit before. Not like you faggots, no-I paid attention to whatever they pointed out was wrong with my drawing and usually said “They’re right. This does look shitty. I gotta fix that.” Or, if they weren’t being at all helpful, I simply IGNORED THEM. I didn’t bitch and baww like you guys. Christ.

    • onadow-love-forever says:

      Nice try, troll, but you are obviously one of the Allies control of the author, disguised as one of the artists who have been intimidated innocent. You make me sick …

      • HevyDevy says:

        I assure you, I’m neither a puppet of the author nor someone with any association with them. I’m merely someone who enjoys reading what they have to say. And me being another “artist” (as I’m not pretentious enough to call myself that) is no disguise. I am actually just another tArtlet.

  11. CheesyPuffz says:

    i’m here on behalf of my friend, the author of “It’s an L Christmas”, to inform you that I will give you 24 hours to take down this article before I take legal action

    i don’t know who you think you are, and i’m sorry that your so sad to hurt other people to make yourself feel better, but your rude comments are UNACCEPTABLE and have greatly hurt my friend’s feelings.

    • SuckMyGlock says:

      I don’t speak for the entire website, but I feel that I should tell you this. I read the comments on “It’s an L Christmas”, and it looks in no way slanderous in my eyes. What the author of the article basically said in the first paragraph is L is a depressing character, and the artist doesn’t truly get the character and prefers to make him more cheerful and happy. Therefore, he/she made the assumption that the artist isn’t really all that into L and drew his or her idea of what L is like. As for the second paragraph, it’s all constructive. I draw sometimes, and I don’t do it very well, so I appreciate comments like, “either that neck is too fucking big, or that head is too fucking small”. There’s nothing offensive about that. It’s helpful. As a matter of fact, your friend got it far less worse than some of the other people in this article.

      Also keep in mind that this website is most likely owned by Americans, and in America, they have a little thing known as the first amendment. If you can sue the author for making comments on your friends artwork, I can sue you for making comments on this website.

      • Latviman says:

        @SuckMyGlock

        “the author of the article basically said in the first paragraph is L is a depressing character, and the artist doesn’t truly get the character”

        Uhhhhh nope – what I said was

        “L just kind of sat around and ate a lot of sugar. That’s all he ever really did. That’s his character.

        basically meaning that he doesn’t have a character. he just sits around and eats candy.

        Glad I could help!

    • Latviman says:

      @CheesyPuffz

      Well, I don’t see why you should waste your time waiting around for 24 hours, so go ahead and take “legal action” now, dude, since I’m not taking down this article.

      Glad I could help!

    • SecretlyEvil9792 says:

      @CheesyPuffz
      Do it. Please. Take them down. Fuck 24 hours.

      • > SecretlyEvil9792 says:
        11/11/2011 at 21:46

        My boyfriend’s dad happens to be a lawyer so I could ask him to look at this site.

        I thought you were going to get your hacker boyfriend to sue them. lol.

      • SecretlyEvil9792 says:

        Actually, I could take you down. What you did was cyber bullying. But I decided I’d rather post the DA thing. You should be more careful. It’s probably why Latviman doesn’t like you. You’re a careless fail troll.

      • SecretlyEvil9792 says:

        @pockeyandhentai
        By the way, it’s not just on DA. However, I’m not going to tell you where else it is aside from FB, because my settings are private and you can’t do anything about. Have a great day. :)

      • SecretlyEvil9792 says:

        @pockeyandhentai
        What dox did I help you verify? I told you what was wrong. The rest I don’t really care about. Oh no! Someone knows my age? And my gender? And they can see old pictures of me from myspace because the loser who posted it can’t get anything from my facebook? Oh no what ever will I do? Especially since now everyone knows I’m 19. Oh gosh and worst of all they know I’m skinny. How ever will I live knowing I’m skinny? And all this time I was worried I was fat. :( Thanks!
        By the way, why did you post a college address? That’s already public. Anyone can get it.
        Also, you have the wrong guy. My boyfriend graduated high school with me and is planning on attending college with me this month, so, you still suck at researching, but nice try. Aaron is one of my friends who also graduated with me. Look at the list moron.

      • SecretlyEvil9792 says:

        @pockeyandhentai
        You must be a very unhappy individual to waste your time with this stuff. I feel sorry for you.

      • SecretlyEvil9792 says:

        @pockeyandhentai
        Poor Pockey. You must be a very unhappy individual to waste your time with this stuff. I feel sorry for you.

      • What’s really pathetic is an emo girl trying entirely hard to whiteknight. I’m working on a special surprise just for Cory-chan. Hope she likes it desuuuuuuu.

      • SecretlyEvil9792 says:

        @pockeyandhentai
        You must be a very unhappy individual to waste your time with this stuff. I feel sorry for you. Really.

      • Says the sad girl that keeps checking back every hour for comments. lol.

      • SecretlyEvil9792 says:

        @pockeyandhentai
        Says the sad troll who keeps checking back every hour for comments. You must be a very unhappy individual to waste your time with this stuff. I feel sorry for you.

      • SuckMyGlock says:

        @SecretlyEvil9792, I hope you’re aware you used the exact same response 4 fucking times. Are you implying that trolls are more creative, artistic, and original than their victims? Or are you implying that all creative people are trolls?

      • Latviman says:

        @pockeyandhentai
        @SuckMyGlock

        Jesus fucking christ, both of you are fucking idiots, never comment on my blog site ever again, thanks in advance.

      • SecretlyEvil9792 says:

        @SuckMyGlock
        You must be a very unhappy individual to waste your time with this. I fee sorry for you.

        @Latviman
        Why don’t you just ban them?

      • SuckMyGlock says:

        @Latviman kk bye.

  12. McManga says:

    Hahaha, whatever you say troll. Maybe if you tried to give real advice instead of bitching, I believe that you mean it, but whatever the fuck you’re doing yourself. Fuck off.

  13. Metta World Peace says:

    SecretlyEvil9792 says:
    06/01/2012 at 22:02
    @SuckMyGlock
    You must be a very unhappy individual to waste your time with this. I fee sorry for you.

    Yo son when do you plan to stop checking this site everyday suga gurl?

    • gg

      Maybe she’ll finally stop posting every hour to try and prove she doesn’t constantly check the site. lol.

      • SecretlyEvil9792 says:

        @Both of you
        Maybe when you stop lol. You must be a very unhappy individual to waste your time with this. I feel sorry for you.

      • SecretlyEvil9792 says:

        @pockeyandhentai
        And, as a matter of fact, I check twice a day, not every hour. Occasionally three times a day if you respond fast enough.

    • SecretlyEvil9792 says:

      @Metta World Peace
      HIIII LATVIMAN!!!!!

      • Metta World Peace says:

        Yo Secretly evil tell you what gurl how bout you forget these crackers and get yo sexy ass over here and we’ll shoot some free throws if you know what I mean.

        Serious gurl you look daaaamn fine you rocking my cocking.

      • SecretlyEvil9792 says:

        @Metta World Peace
        Yo you fine ass fine yo’self what ‘chew trippin foo’ o You sho know how ta jive ta uh beotch Ya’ know what I’m sayin’? You a straight up G ain’t ya?

      • Becky x Latviman X0X0X00X0X0 4EVA

      • SecretlyEvil9792 says:

        @pockeyandhentai
        Daammmnn straight

      • Latviman says:

        @pockeyandhentai

        I shall have none of this besmirching of my good name, or the names of my website’s (dcqc.com) userbase!

        I shall enforce my ZERO TOLERANCE policy against the intrusion into my sexual life or the sexual lives of my website’s (dcqc.com) userbase!

        I demand that you cease and desist, or more stronger measures will be taken against you, and your personal vendetta crusade against my reputation and the reputations of my website’s (dcqc.com) userbase!

      • > SecretlyEvil9792 says:
        07/01/2012 at 08:50
        @Metta World Peace
        HIIII LATVIMAN!!!!!

        ^ That’s what she said.

      • SecretlyEvil9792 says:

        @pockeyandhentai
        Why are you blaming me for what you said. You know, BeckyxLatviman.

  14. Metta World Peace says:

    Something of mine is Straight up when i see you gurl daaaaamn

    Serious gurl we gotta hook up

    • SecretlyEvil9792 says:

      Yo awww baby you making me hot

      Yo ah would but ah gots dis here phat man ah love Jus’ like Orenthawl James.

      • Metta World Peace says:

        Hey gurl don’t be lying, giurls be cry cos i’m TV they even bother my poor father cos he’s down with me

        Now get on my free throw line now gurl I dont want no bitch who be messing around

      • @Secretlyevil

        Dump that high school kid, baby. he lied to you. he ain’t good with computers at all. hes not even sueing us or nothing. what a lame bf. not protectin his gurl or nothin. wtf.

      • SecretlyEvil9792 says:

        @Metta World Peace
        Yo Then ah guess ah’m not da beotch fo’ you. ah be loyal ta muh motha fuckin nigga Ya’ know what I’m sayin’?

        @pockeyandhentai
        Stop putting yourself in my conversations with others. We’re done, okay? I don’t love you anymore.

      • Oh oh oh I see how it is. You like the darkies…

        Okay Metta you win.

        Once she goes black we don’t want her back.

      • SecretlyEvil9792 says:

        @pockeyandhentai
        Actually, no one wants you back. You should probably just leave with some dignity before Latviman bans you and reveals your IP address.

        P.S. No one cries when the scum of the earth dies, they smile and cheer. You are the scum of the earth. No one will cry when you die.

  15. Metta World Peace says:

    Yo I liked you mean you were all wet and looked like the grudge chick but i ain’t down wit no racist bitch the fucks yo problem gurl?

    • SecretlyEvil9792 says:

      @Metta World Peace
      Okay Latviman, this was fun, but I don’t really think you’re a ganster. When I copy this link and paste it on FB, your icon appears next to it. It says Latviman is the author. Therefore, you’re Latviman. Btw, I’m not always wet. Giggity.

      • Latviman says:

        @SecretlyEvil9792

        Uhhhhhhh that would be, because your facebook link refers to my ARTICLE (the main part of this page, and the links that you post ON your facebook), which I am the author of.

        Glad I could help!

      • SecretlyEvil9792 says:

        @Latviman
        Exactly. And Metta World Peace’s avatar appears next to it. So you’re both Latviman.

      • Latviman says:

        @SecretlyEvil9792

        Uhhhhhhhhhh nope, facebook has a fucked up system for pickin what image of a page to use, as the thumbnail when you link it, i suppose it either randomly picked that specific icon, or you linking to a specific comment by @Metta World Peace had something to do with it, I’m not sure of the specifics.

        I’m not gonna use alternate accounts on my OWN website, especially if I have no need to.

        Glad I could help.

      • o shit fb knows all man your secret identitys exposed?! fuck

      • SecretlyEvil9792 says:

        @Latviman
        You’re a troll, so sorry I don’t believe you.

        @pockeyandhentai
        Would you kindly go fuck yourself. Why are you so desperate for one of us to talk to you? I should probably just do like the others on here and ignore you.

      • @SE

        I was addressing Mr. Latviman, not you. Why are you so desperate for one of us to talk to you? You must be a very unhappy individual to waste your time with this stuff. I feel sorry for you.

    • SecretlyEvil9792 says:

      @pockeyandhentai
      Oh yeah, right. I was just having a nice conversation with Mr. Latviman here and then you came in, like you do with all the others. You weren’t loved enough as a kid, were you? I’ll love you little she-male. <3

  16. Bag Head says:

    Haha nope, you racist!

    • SecretlyEvil9792 says:

      @Bag Head
      How does that make me racist? I don’t know what race Latviman or you are. It’s not like black people are the only ones to talk like gangsters, that’s just a stereotype. My brother is white and did it too a couple years ago. You are the racist one for thinking that way.

      • You’re brother is racist? That would explain a lot about you. dam not even i would make fun of a bros cultural background thats pretty low why u harassing metta he aint even done anything to u

      • Bag Head says:

        You call me a nigger ever again you’re fucking dead you white pill popping racist bitch!

      • SecretlyEvil9792 says:

        @pockeyandhentai
        Actually you would. You’d make fun of anything.

        @Bad Head
        When did I call you that?

  17. Latviman says:

    Alright, this comments section of my article has veered off-topic mostly thanks to the actions of TWO female individuals, turning this into their own private slap-fight, lol.

    Any more comments on this article, that aren’t actually ABOUT the article, will result in the person being banned from commenting on my website (DCQC.com) glad I could help.

    • SecretlyEvil9792 says:

      @Latviman
      I thought the purpose of this site was to make people flame? Even if it’s not about your article, isn’t that what we’re doing?

      • Latviman says:

        @SecretlyEvil9792

        This is Strike 2. One more instance of you posting a single comment unrelated to the article that you are commenting on, will result in you being permanently banned from commenting ever again.

        You have been warned, glad I could help!

  18. CheesyPuffz says:

    could i just say, that that wasn’t me that commented on this, someone else put their name as mine. and i didn’t waste my time.
    but this site is sick and is made by a bunch of people who are complete retards and don’t have anything better to do with their time. bastards.

    • Latviman says:

      @CheesyPuffz

      So, you’re saying that we DON’T have to worry about the 24-hour threat, given to us nearly two weeks ago? Oh, thank god!

      • CheesyPuffz says:

        LOL, whoever that was went over the top.

        anywho, i’ve seen your art dude, and it’s not pretty. it should be on here and you should let us critique your art. oh, how i’d love to see what comments you would get.

  19. Bag Head says:

    @SecretlyEvil9792

    SecretlyEvil9792 says:
    10/01/2012 at 02:19

    @Metta World Peace
    Yo Then ah guess ah’m not da beotch fo’ you. ah be loyal ta muh motha fuckin nigga Ya’ know what I’m sayin’?

    Btw Latviman I would just like to say congratulations on the article, that last picture made me lose me lunch!

    • SecretlyEvil9792 says:

      @Bag Head
      That would be my boyfriend, not you. Why would I be loyal to you.

      @Latviman
      Your article sucks as usual. Maybe you should try less insults and more actual critiquing. Or at least pick on troll artists.

      • Bag Head says:

        Doesn’t matter, you used a racist term for an African American with is not only offensive to me but to an entire race.

        I don’t know why you are trying to defend yourself racists are the scum of the earth and you clearly don’t care, you are not even trying to apologize you dirty fucking racist.

      • SecretlyEvil9792 says:

        @Bag Head
        You were talking like a gangster, and now you’re talking like a normal person. You are racist. Besides, I was using a translator and just copied and pasted what it said. My original words were, “I guess I’m not the girl for you. I’m loyal to my man.”

        And really, the word is only racist if you let it be racist. That’s why a lot of black people call themselves that. It makes the term less demeaning. I could call you a book, and that would not sound like an insult, but I’ve decided it has the same meaning as the n-word. So now it’s racist. Get it?

        Also, you’re not black. Goodbye.

  20. Bag Head says:

    Jesus Christ racists just want to be constantly right and make people of different races use different public services and revoke their right to vote!

    I don’t know what it’s like where you’re from (Spring Hill, Florida) but in my town everyone, no matter what race, would have smacked your wet face for being a racist bitch.

    • SecretlyEvil9792 says:

      @Bag Head
      You’re one to talk. Always having to right, huh? I said bye because we can’t talk about this here. Latviman will ban us. Sorry for trying to do you a favor. But no, you just had to keep going at it. I’m not racist and you saying it won’t make me think so. Btw, just because pockeyandhentai says that’s where I’m from doesn’t mean it is. She’s not even right about my boyfriend. I’m a lesbian.

      • Bag Head says:

        You’re not a lesbian silly, you’re a racist it’s completely different.

      • SecretlyEvil9792 says:

        @Bag Head
        Actually I am a lesbian. I haven’t really told anyone before except a few friends, but I’m getting tired of this. Just letting you know she doesn’t know everything. And she thinks I live in a house. I’m 19, I moved out of my parents house, and she thinks I can afford a house. I live in an apartment dumbass. I don’t even have a job. I have scholarship money.

  21. Bag Head says:

    @SecretlyEvil

    So wait you’re a lesbian and racist?

    Does that make you a hypocrite?

    • SecretlyEvil9792 says:

      @Bag Head
      Whut?

      Lesbian isn’t a race.

      And again I’m not a racist. You saying it repeatedly is not going to change my mind. I guess you’re mostly just trying to annoy me or piss me off though. Sorry, but calling me something I know I’m not doesn’t make me angry. You’d have to make fun of something that I actually think might be true. Learn how to troll.

      Also goodbye. Realize we can’t do this here.

      • Bag Head says:

        No I mean if you’re a lesbian as you claim you should be a pretty open minded person, yet you have this believe that calling black people a Nigger is totally fine and that it shouldn’t be racist.

        The day after Martin Luther King Day and you are still defending your right to be racist, I don’t know how you sleep at night…

      • SecretlyEvil9792 says:

        @Again, I didn’t call you that. Again, it was a translated sentence from another site. Again, you’re not black. Again, goodbye.

  22. Bag Head says:

    @SecretlyEvil

    I never claimed any of that, not that any of that would of made you not racist anyway so stop worrying about trying to defend yourself you’re clearly not very good at it.

    • SecretlyEvil9792 says:

      @Bag Head
      And you’re not very good at remembering what you say. You accused me of calling you that here: “You call me a nigger ever again you’re fucking dead you white pill popping racist bitch!”

      You talked like a gangster and then normal, meaning you’re a white boy. Black guys either talk gangster or normal. They don’t switch it up. Only white boys do because they seem to think it’s funny even though it’s actually rather racist.

      And while I’m at it, how am I pill popping? I was unaware I am a drug addict that has access to all kinds of medicine.

      • Bag Head says:

        HAHAHAHA man you lying anti depression pill popping racist bitch!

        “Black guys either talk gangster or normal.”

        Man that’s like the most racist thing you’ve said, only black people are gangstas and listen to that daang hip hop music huh?!

        Oh man man you are to far down the rabbit hole to ever see the light of your racism.

  23. Bag Head says:

    @SecretlyEvil
    What?! I dug that pick when you looked like that grudge chick it was scary…sexy that is HOOOOOO.

    Once you pop you can’t stop!

  24. Holly shit, that is some ass ugly ‘artwork’, looks like someone had constipation and smeared all over a piece of scrap paper that they pulled out of the trash can.

  25. SecretlyEvil9792 says:

    @Bag Head
    No you don’t. Making fun of me is not a very effective way of getting with me, which is what you’d be thinking if you thought I looked good.

    @Everyone supporting this site who thinks it’s funny to torment people

    All you’ll ever be is a fading memory of a bully
    Make another joke while they hang another rope, so lonely
    Push them to the dirt till the words don’t hurt
    Can you hear me?
    No one’s gonna cry on the very day you die
    You’re a bully

    • Latviman says:

      @SecretlyEvil9792

      cool

    • Bag Head says:

      Don’t you tell me how I feel! I know I think you’re hot no matter what you say!

      Oh btw I thought I should check am I still Latviman?

      • SecretlyEvil9792 says:

        @Bag Head
        Yep. The icon for this page changed when I tested it on FB again. Someone must have changed it when I told them.

        Those are not my own lyrics, that’s a song by Shinedown.

      • Latviman says:

        @SecretlyEvil9792

        “Someone must have changed it when I told them.”

        Nope, lol.

        Facebook just picks images from a page at random, when you link them. Glad I could help.

  26. hahahahahno says:

    Critiquing the critique. This website is offensive and abusive, and often inappropriate, as a reviewer/critique, your writing is also sloppy, and not entertaining. You have absolutely no credits to your name either. Learn to write interesting articles, unless you an “untalented hack” that is.

  27. SecretlyEvil9792 says:

    *COMMENT MARKED AS SPAM*

    • Latviman says:

      @SecretlyEvil9792

      Please take care in the future, to not spam my website with mindless trash, irrelevant to the content of the website.

      Thanks in advance.

      • sukz says:

        Wheres your art?
        Can you make any?

      • SecretlyEvil9792 says:

        @Latviman
        I thought you of all people would want to sign that so your site can stay up. If this bill passes your site will be shut down by the government.

      • derpderp says:

        83.136.140.231

      • SecretlyEvil9792 says:

        @derpderp
        Is that Latviman’s IP addess? He lives in Latvia? That would explain his name.

      • derpderp says:

        you talking about sopa secretlyevil? anyone with half a brain know that shit has got to be signed!

        Seriously the amount of stuff on this site that will have it taken down isn’t even funny, if Sopa is introduced.

      • Latviman says:

        @Ryan Dodd
        Ryan, your racism and intolerance towards different cultures will NOT be tolerated on my website (dcqc.com) and neither will your spam or your constant changing of usernames.

        Please, in the future, avoiding doing all of this. Thanks in advance.

        @SecretlyEvil
        Please, like I’ve warned before, please do not spend valuable comment space, talking about mindless garbage. Thanks in advance.

  28. Terrorists says:

    This is a troll dumping ground. You need help.

  29. McManga says:

    Okay, so why not listen to it you idiot.

    First off, Deviantart does not care about your “skill”
    In fact, the word does not “know” art. You have style.
    It took me a year to get where I am now. I’m still learning, and so are they. My art would make your eyes bleed if he had seen. But guess what. I kept pointing that way. I kept coming up with ideas to make your art better. I still am. And so are they.

    So stop bitching is innocent and give some respect.

    I think the critics just do not get close to the artists. And if they can. they are just trolls pouncing.

    I am out.

  30. Lanzuis says:

    @latviman Actually, there is no definition of ‘art’ in itself, the drawing may not be the best, fine, but if there is no CONSTRUCTIVE criticism, then why bother?

    Going back to the subject of art, an elephant painted a picture once, it was no more than splodges of paint on a piece of paper, yet it sold for thousands? Thats art. You could draw a pencil line on a piece of paper and call it art, if you come up with some kind of story behind the ‘art’ then it can always sell.

    Sure the picture may not be the best quality but if you say ‘your pictures suck’ then at least give a reasoning, and how he could improve. Personally if someone said that to me, I would reply with, yeah, fine, you think my pictures suck, coolstorybo, shame I don’t give a fuck…

  31. Latviman says:

    @Lanzuis:

    “an elephant painted a picture once, it was no more than splodges of paint on a piece of paper, yet it sold for thousands? Thats art. You could draw a pencil line on a piece of paper and call it art, if you come up with some kind of story behind the ‘art’ then it can always sell.”

    Uhhhhhhhhhh, nope lol. The fact that some morons think that something is art, enough to sell/buy it as art, doesn’t make it art.

    Art is intended to convey a message or emotion, with an intent which can be interpreted in any number of ways by the viewer. However, when the intent is clear as day and there’s no deeper sense of meaning behind it, a piece loses the right to be labeled as art.

    Glad I could help!

  32. Lanzuis says:

    @latviman

    What you convey as ‘art’ isn’t how others feel it is… There may be another meaning behind it which you can’t comprehend. Art is art. End of. It doesn’t need to have an ambiguous meaning, and if you are calling others morons, under YOUR PERSONAL definition of art, then you yourself can be classed as a ‘moron’ by millions of other people, you are pretty much stating, that everyone apart from you, is idiotic?

    Art can be defined in many DIFFERENT ways, I respect your opinion, and to some degree, agree to it, but you shouldn’t rate other peoples work as art or not art under YOUR PERSONAL DEFINITION.

    It’s like saying ‘an orange, is not an orange unless it has a certain taste’

  33. xXaurtisticXx says:

    great post!!!!

  34. Lebron James says:

    Yo you a faggit

  35. > Actually, drawing furries is even harder than drawing normal people because you have to learn how to draw animals as well as figures.

    Drawing imaginary creatures is easy. You can literally draw them however the fuck you want and not be wrong because they don’t exist. You don’t have to study and perfect anatomy which is exactly why talentless people love drawing them. Not that much work and praise from furfags who will love just about anything you shit out.

    Had you posted this critique in a comment, and not after this article, most of these people would either block or flame you. Why are you wasting your time trying to help these people. No one gave a shit about the last crit you posted.

  36. SuckMyGlock says:

    “Actually, drawing furries is even harder than drawing normal people because you have to learn how to draw animals as well as figures.”

    I think it really depends on what you spend more time drawing. For example, I would always draw dogs. I loved drawing dogs, especially with human facial expressions. But when it came to humans, I could only draw bodies. So, the only way I could even come close to drawing a human was if I drew a human body with a dog head, which means for me, furries are easier to draw. This is also why I hardly ever draw anymore.

  37. That just proves my point.

    You cant draw people that great, so instead of learning through practice and hard work you decide to take the easy way out and make some half ass dog man that looks sort of right. lol. Don’t be surprised when people make fun of you. tl;dr that’s why your a horrible artist and furfags like you are just as bad.

  38. Latviman says:

    PORKEYADNNETNAI: You were warned to cease your slap-fights with the commentors of my website, and you have disregarded all warnings. Thus, I have no choice but to formally, officially BAN you from ever commenting on my website (dcqc.com) EVER again. Please do not make any attempt to post any more comments on my website, as attempts to do so will be considered strikes against you, to be considered to be officially banned from my website community (metokur.com) permanently. Glad I could help.

  39. SecretlyEvil9792 says:

    @Bag Head
    I don’t listen to th……Oh I see what you did there. You made a funny. Oh you insulted me, don’t I feel foolish now? And you knew just how to find that song too. Must spend a lot of time looking through racist songs to listen to.

  40. derpderp says:

    lol whats with the racism on this site, seems to be a lot of it!

  41. derpderp says:

    lativa indeed no offense to lativman but that is the asshole of the world :(

    …just kidding. :)

  42. Bag Head says:

    Yeah, SecretlyEvil needs to get with the times, grow up and except different races are equal to her white one!

  43. derpderp says:

    Indeed all the race talk is just silly from SecretlyEvil.

  44. SecretlyEvil9792 says:

    I have a crush on Will Smith and his amazing body and humor.

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