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  “Nathan F” on Encyclopedia Dramatica
The article covers everything from his absurd choice of personal fursona, to his disturbing obsession with koala bears. It briefly touches upon his kindergarten-grade writings, and features a large gallery of his artwork so the article might continue to amuse readers should anything happen to happen to his profile. I hope all of you at home have as much fun reading it as I had writing it. 1,995 Responses to ““Nathan F” on Encyclopedia Dramatica”Leave a Reply |
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YES.
YES.
HELL YES.
Who da man? You da man!
@Habermann
WHAT? You evil, cruel insensitive man. I knew it all laong, you ARE a member of that godamm site Enclyopedia Dramatica. I got butthurt and it’s all because of YOU.
You and Rents know absolutely nothing about me, i’m NOT gay or anything. So what if I have an obsession with koalas? They’re a lot more appealing than most animals that people like especially snakes or weasels which coincidentally both suit you and Rents perfectly.
Fuck you. You have no right to do this to people like me.
You know nothing about me. And you never will. Screw you.
There is nothing wrong with believing in monsters or that you are one. And second of all, who said the werejohncandy is my fursona? It’s only like that in some stories of mine, most of them i’m a grinch.
your gay i cant believe you did this ytou monester……!
@Habermann
It’s not fair. I mean you don’t see me writing articles about YOU saying that you’re gay and what not.
@rents
It’s also partially your fault.
@Nathan F: You wrote a story about mauling me to death as a “weregrinch”, lol. I’m pretty sure that entitles me to some kind of attempt at retaliation. The proverbial ball is in your court now, candy boy.
@Habermann
Technically you deserved it. And unless you take down that article on ED about me i’m afraid i’m going to have to write another one – perhaps about one of your minions. And i didn’t maul to death, i spared your tie and your shoes.
@Nathan F: lolk. I’m sure a new story about me will make for a great addition to the article. And if you could toss a paragraph or two about raping rents in there in your grinchwolfcandy form, that would just be terrific!
wye odnt you just shut the f#*k up habermann i bet you actualy molest chirlden you sick monester FAGGOT
@Habermann
Look I already ripped into you and Rents. I don’t think I would want to rape Rents, because he’s not even worth raping. He’s a pathetic excuse for a human being.
So forget it pal. And technically i only have a human form and a weregrinch form, there is no werejohcandy involved.
@Nathan F: Aren’t you the one, though, who confesses to being a “natural born werejohncandy”, and who has written volumes about “how great it is to be a werejohncandy”? Why are you denying your rich heritage now, Nathan?
@Habermann
Look, the werejc was my old character. I’m a weregrinch now. Like that matters to you anyway.
I just wish you would stop with these insensitive articles already. You are the real monster here as is Rents.
You both should rot in hell.
@Nathan F: Come on man! You were BORN a werejohncandy! You can’t just suddenly decide you’re sick of being a werejohncandy, and swap your fursona out! Besides: A werejohncandy could totally take a weregrinch on in a fight ANY DAY. It’s pretty hard to beat a species that’s FUCKING INVINCIBLE, I would think.
Unless, of course, that werejohncandy was 43 years old, and susceptible to a “death by heart attack” at any given moment in time.
@Habermann
You know nothing. Technically weregrinches have the immortality factor too plus they’re ten times stronger.
I was never born a werejohncandy. For one thing i’m not tall enough, i’m 5’7 , most werejcs are 6’2, and another thing i’m far too lanky to be considered one.
Besides i like being a weregrinch better.
@Nathan F
Dude, how fucking pitiful can you be?
I’m not to sure what a werejohncandy/grinch is (and I don’t care to know), but it sounds completely asinine. Grow up, get a fucking life, and stop polluting DeviantART with stupid ass bullshit.
This is ridiculous among reason. Trolls squabbling at one another. How amusing.
HABERMAN
this is rediculoues and your fucken gay
I want to be a werejohnlasseter. I frickin’ love Disney Animation Studios. Nathan F, can you draw a picture of me? I want to be purple. With wings.
@My horse is amazing: If you’re going to reserve werejohnlasseter right off the bat, I guess I need to go ahead and reserve wereakirakurosawa. And Nathan: When you draw him, make sure he has swords for legs and cameras for eyeballs.
@Tonya
No no, how about YOU go first?
@My horse is amazing
So would that be computer animated or hand drawn?
@Habermann
I’ll see what i can do.
@Tonya
No. YOU grow up and get a life, one that prevents YOU from ever commenting on me again.
@Nathan F: Hey man can you draw me as the wereterminator (computer animated)?
@Lmte
Hmmm…I’ve never done a human to cyborg tf before, but i guess i could give it a shot.
@Nathan F- I would prefer computer drawn, it makes smoother lines. I think I’ll enter my fursona into a competition: BATTLE ROYALE! He’ll fight all the other fursonas! (Bring it, Habermann and Lmte!)
@My Horse Is Amazing
Okay it’s a deal, but only if Habermann takes down that article on ED about me. And would you like to have your eyes bugging out all cartoon style?
This is a great article, you have really outdone yourselves.
Nathan F- OMG YES I LOVe CARTOON STYLE. Thats not fair! HE’S the one who shouldn’t get his picture! He really wants his wereakirakurosawa, I can tell. He wouldn’t have asked for it if he didn’t want it as badly as I want a werejohnlasseter.
@My Horse Is Amazing
Alright then. And how many heads do you want? By the way I call dibs on the weregrinch.
Nathan F: Hmm… I guess 2. Then he can make more animations! YEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
@My Name Is Amazing
Two it is then. Just make sure they don’t argue with eachother.
@Nathan F: Please don’t forget about my wereterminator. I would be honoured if you drew him for me. Thanks man.
@Lmte
Sure. Which movie Terminator would you like him to be based on, the one from the first movie or the one in Terminator 2?
@Habermann
Oh and i will only do yours if you appologise for publishing that article on ED about me and promise not to put another one up like that ever again.
@Nathan F: Please do the T-800 from Terminator 2. I would also like it if you only did the metal frame of the T-800 and not the skin (Arnold). Thanks
.
@Lmte
Okey dokey. Would you like it if i gave him his ability to morph into other things like the one in the movie does?
@Nathan F: Yeah that would be super cool
!
@Lmte
Alright, one morphin wereterminator will be on it’s way as soon as possible. Would you like any addition features on it?
Alright you guys, let me know if there’s anything else you’d like to see me do and it can be any kind of uh…werebeing you want, and no we’re not just sticking to wolves, we’re going beyond that.
By the way i already called dibs on weregrinch, so sorry you can’t have it.
@Nathan F: I’d like it to be armed with some weapons like a rocket launcher and machine guns.
@Nathan F: Also a Katana.
HABERMANN… YOU DIRTY SCUMFUCK. How dare you put up a link to my DeviantART page! Now I know you’re as bad as Nathan says you are. If you put any more false information about me on the Internet, I’ll track down your Internet service provider and let them know that you’re slandering people online. Talking shit about Nathan is bad enough, but getting one of his best friends involved too? You’re on the same level of evil as Adolph Hitler and Saddam Hussein!
@Nathan F: It’s ok, just wait until the next full moon to exact your revenge. lololololololololololol. Poor big old kitty cat. Life isn’t fair is it?
@Lmte
Alrighty. Any other additional features like wheels for feet or anything?
@Habermann
I will do yours, but only if you promise not to make up stuff about me and if you promise to take down the ED article about me.
@My horse is amazing
Since yours would be a computer animated pixar type character, would you like the Andy’s room cloud wallpaper backdrop from Toy story for a background?
@Nathan F: Yeah I think wheels for feet would actually be really cool
. I think that’s all I really want.
@Lmte
Okay wheels for feet then. You might want to lighten the artilery though.
@Nathan F: Do whatever you think will make it awesome
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@Lmte
Okey dokey.
@Habermann
If you take down that article on ED about me i will do that one you requested too.
@Nathan F- Man, you do what you gotta do. I won’t question your artistic vision.
@My horse is amazing
Alrighty. And would you like yours to be slightly draconic or maybe even lizard-like?
Nathan F, will you do drawings for anyone who asks? I would like to be a weretobykeith, if that’s ok. I wasn’t born that way, but I wish I was. Sometimes I fantastize that I was adopted, and my real parents are weretobykeiths. But it’s not right, because my real parents were good. I’m just ungrateful sometimes. It’s a common trait of weretobykeiths.
@Patriot
Sure. Would you like the basketball head?
@Patriot
Yes i do requests and am open for comisions, so that might be an interesting one to try.
@Habermann
I will only do your one if you promise to take down that ED article about me.
@Nathan F: Picture first. THEN I’ll take the article down lol
@Habermann
Oh alright if you insist. I’m not too good at this kind of thing though but i’ll give it a try. Would you like it done in an anime-ish style?
@Nathan F: I’m not picky. Just try your hardest, broseph.
Oh alright, but didn’t your article about me say that my work sucks?
@Nathan F: That’s why you have to try really hard.
@Habermann
Any additional features you want on yours besides the swordlegs or camera eyeballs?
@Nathan F: As a matter of fact, I do: You have to draw me cutting you in half in your werejohncandy form. Otherwise, the article stays up.
@Habermann
Oh I don’t know sounds a little gruesome, but how about cutting apart of one of the others guys instead?
Oh okay but only if my werejc form gets to team up with one of you two later on and doesn’t die.
@Habermann
You’re going to have to give me a few more details because i am not entirely sure what Akirosama looks like or who he is. You’re going to have to provide me with a reference pic or something.
WTF is this shit.
Before i get started, i want to know who the no good dirty scoundrel who keeps posting YOU SUCK on my various DA pages is.
nathan f: your article is on the ed frontpage now man. youve got literally hundreds of thousands of people looking at it. those comments could have been left by ANYONE
@Anonymous
I guess you’re right.
@Habermann
Your picture is almost done.
@Habermann
Your picture is almost done, but i will need you to give me a payment of 25 dollars American in order to get in finished.
@Nathan F: lol are you fucking kidding? You’re drawing this picture for me so you can have your article taken down. You’re in no position to be making demands of me.
@Habermann
Oh alright. But i’ve tried talking to the admins of that site but they’re all a bunch of assholes.
What’s going downs around here, guys?
oh rather simple, Nathan F is being whiny because he knows his art sucks (hence him asking for other people to do it for him) but not wanting to admit it, that or thinking anything he produces is worth $25 US.
Come to think of it, who is stupider, the guy selling shit art for hyperinflated prices or the morons who buy it. Even Stevie wonder would call it a bad deal!
As if the “friend” isn’t Nathan himself. What a faggot.
@Anon
You stay out of this.
@Anonymous
It’s none of your godamm buisness, your art sucks too.
Anon, dude, his pictures are GOLD. Don’t be jealous he promised us pictures and not you.
DESUUU~~~
@Anon
Yeeees, nobody wants to be a green eyed monster. Except me.
I took that little advice on the Nathan F to troll him and his friends and have gotten some pretty sound results. He and !Sandythewolfhusky should date.
Or maybe he and Gwenthecat on DA should date. I can’t decide…
@InuyashaSucks
You and your friends made a bad move i’m afraid.
And why IS that?
it’s kinda hard not to see that someone else had this name that I posted on YOUR DA page, is it not? Cheh. Get a life. I can borrrow names if I want to. Go and tell the owner of “Inuyashasucks” that I have his name. I bet he’d like that.
Because your trolling will have dire consequences. You shouldn’t have done that, you shouldn’t have messed with me. But did you listen? No.
Trolls vs Trolls vs Trolls. Could it get any better? LOL
You can go ahead and do what you want. I’m telling you I just borrowed this name. If you want to be some faggot troll that eggs on another faggot troll, go right on ahead. John Candy is rolling in his grave over your shitty pictures, btw. Inuyashasucks’ pics are equally as bad, if not better shitty pics than yours.
Actually John would be proud of me for continuing on his legacy. And i’ve seen InuyashaSuck’s pictures on DA, they’re terrible, that one of Old Inuyashi looks more like The Cryptkeeper.
@Habermann: congrats on getting this guy so butthurt. it’s obvious that he’s taken to it quite well, lmao.
@Nathan F: you were logged on my antivirus as a werejohncandy.wrm
@Habermann
Yes very well played, judging from your behaviour anf the way you’ve been treating him i’d say you’re the one who would make a good grinch.
Why does it seem like this Nathan f***r is talking amongst himself in here? Amuse me.
Never you mind my foolish human friend.
@Nathan F: You need some serious mental help. Now make me a sammich, bitch.
@Anoboby
That’s no way to talk to my alter-ego. And i’m not making you a sandwich. Go make your own one.
@Nathan F: I made you a knuckle sammich. MMMMMM….. It’s bloody good.
Also, your alter ego can suck my DICK.
@Anobody
My alter ego wouldn’t even eat that if it was the last thing on earth, and he’s a grinch – his diet consists mainly of any leftover food items he finds in the garbage disposal. That includes that leftover lasagna you left out last night.
I don’t eat lasagna, Garfield does that. Your weregrinch eats on johncandywerewolf dick. And you suck both of their penises because you crave the cock, DICKHEAD.
@Anobody
If you paid attention in folklore and mythology class instead of skipping it, you’d know that weregrinches are strictly carnivorous, they eat meat, and sometimes garbage.
@Anobody
Wait, you’re that idiot who fell asleep in folklore and mythology class aren’t you?
@Nathan F: Your army of imaginary monsters aren’t discussed in any folklore or mythology classes because you made them up yourself, and because they are all fucking retarded. Any idiot with a rudimentary knowledge of pop culture can cross an actor with a werewolf. People choose not to do so because the process is as childish as the monsters it creates are uncreative.
@Habermann
Oh please, you just have a total lack of imagination. They’re not imaginary to me, they’re all real. You’re clearly the one who has a problem, what with this horrible blog and everything, and the way you humilate and degrade various Deviantartists. You don’t understand.
@Habermann
So you’re basically saying that even a pathetic human imbecile such as yourself can combine a celebrity with a monster? Well then, how about attempting to combine Bruce Campbell with a gargoyl?
@Growler the weregrinch Nathan F: lol @ the self-proclaimed monster expert spelling “gargoyle” as “gargoyl”. Weren’t you the one who was just bragging about their experience in their under-funded “folklore and mythology” classes? I guess you spent more time paying attention in them than you did in your English classes, eh Nathan?
“Celebrity + Gargoyle” is just as bad as “Celebrity + Werewolf”. If you’re going to insist on sticking with this gay monster shtick, drop the fucking celebrity aspect altogether, and come up with some monsters that are interesting based on their own personal merits as monsters, why don’t you? Not everything has to be some fucking mix of pop culture and horror film cliche.
The problem here, Nathan, isn’t that we “don’t understand” you: It’s that we understand you all too well. Real life didn’t treat you kind enough, so you turn to your imaginary monsters and the Internet in order to escape the Hell of everyday life. Unfortunately, in doing so, you’ve managed to get on the Internet’s bad side, and now that your E-life is beginning to collapse, you realize you’ll soon be left with nothing. Instead of making another attempt at having a real life, you’ll fight to save your online life, because you’re a delusional idiot.
You want people to stop making fun of you? You want to be taken seriously? Drop the fucking deviantART, and sort your real life out.
@Habermann
My internet life is not collapsing, everything is just fine. And you shouldn’t talk to my alter ego Growler like that. And you’re the idiot actually and a backstabbing traitor. Furthermore you should have known that everything ED promotes is against the law, and you took some of my art without permission. The site even violates it’s OWN terms of service. And furthermore, you took some of my blog postings without permission. You’re nothing but a low down dirty criminal.
@Habermann
You leave Nathan alone you sick bastard. And furthermore, i am not him – i am his alter ego, i’m the weregrinch who appears in many of his stories.
@Nathan F: Stop with the non-threatening alter-ego bullshit and listen to me already: Nobody is taking you seriously right now. It’s not too late for you to live a real life. Drop deviantART and make some real friends offline. Find a hobby that doesn’t appeal more to 4-year olds than it should to 40-year olds.
@Habermann
Oh look who’s talking Mr Phony Art Critic. No one is taking you seriously EITHER. Drop this damm blog and Encyclopedia Dramatica and do something more constructive with your pathetic miserable life.
@Nathan F: Says the autistic deviantART user who spends his spare time creating actor-monster hybrids. You’re hardly the sort to go to for life advice.
@Habermann
You took my art without permission.
@Nathan F: I thought you had claimed months ago you understood the concept of “Fair Use”? Does another moderator from the dA forums have to explain to you what it means again?
@Habermann
I know what it means, but it’s considered unfair when you post it on that crapsite Encyclopedia Dramatica which by the way should be illegal because it even violates it’s OWN terms of service.
@Nathan Forester: There’s absolutely no exceptions or notes within Fair Use that indicate it “doesn’t apply” to Encyclopedia Dramatica or other Wiki spin-offs. There’s a fine line between you not liking your art being up on ED, and your art not being ALLOWED on ED. Unfortunately for you, you fall squarely into the former, and are only tossing around the term “Terms of Service” in your desperate attempts to have it removed for entirely selfish and legally groundless reasons.
@Habermann
Technically ED is not even a real Wiki, it’s just a bad knock-off. In fact it’s a bad rip-off of Uncyclopedia. ED doesn’t even compare to the real Wiki or even Wikiality, in fact it’s just a terrible rip-off and a bad attempt at satire.
@Nathan F: Your opinion of ED is completely irrelevant. The fact of the matter is, the article is there to stay, and there isn’t a damn thing you can do about it at this point. If you don’t like it, tough: It’s your fault for being an easy target for mockery.
@Habermann
Actually i’m perfectly fine with that. I know pretty soon ED will get bored and they’ll find someone else to pick on besides me.
@Habermann
Actually i have learned to embrace the infamy that having an “article” on ED brings. Pretty soon they’ll get bored and find someone else to make fun of in an article besides me – because like most trolls that is how they roll. When things get bad, the best you can do is laugh, it’s all a joke.
I mean i gotta admit that article was pretty funny.
I find it funny that such a retard would think that everyone would get tired of him after the laugh, when truthfully, they would just drive to find newer materials to get more lulz out of this lulzcow. @Habermann: He replied ruthlessly to my Deviantart account that I made quite a while ago and I have screen shots of his crapshoots. And I was blocked by him, but I made it clear that if he didn’t like the pages I was posting, that he could simply stay off of them and not post if he wasn’t liking it. Freedom of speech, and I used eye-for-an-eye on him with the icon posting in my journals because he was using my icon first.
@Nathan F: So how bout them apples? And Habermann is in the right to think you are completely delusional, but dropping the DA page is the only way of stopping this shitball, bud. Please continue on to Balete Fucking Everything.
And one other thing is, on the internet, if you post your work, it’s not keeping anyone from stealing it. Watermark? That no longer matters. There’s ways around that now, and additionally, some sites will keep you from doing right clicks or dragging the image off of the webpage to a file, but you can still do screenshots, and that’s a different story altogether. Make a realization that nowadays, people are entertained by mitre stupidity, and the more stupid it is, the more funny it’ll be to a greater populus. If you don’t like it, stop being stupid, delete the DA account, or continue being stupid and appreciate the glory you’re actually getting here. Sure, it’s unwanted attention, but think of how many people don’t get as much attention on the internet…you’re practically a celebrity and you’re whining about it, enjoy it while it’s still there. Weirdo.
He’s probably there for the attention. Considering the circumstances, I’d have to say that any attention for this guy is better than not getting any at all. Such a poor pathetic soul. He just keeps becoming everyone’s lulzcow in this case.
@Habermann
You have been a worthy adversary, but now i must leave. You keep doing that freaky thing you do, and i’ll keep doing the freaky thing i do best.
And we’ll never see eachother again.
Goodbye to you sir.
@Anobody
Nah, i won’t delete my DA account just because of the article, i know that i’ve become some what of a celebrity online and i have learned to accept that. It will pass soon.
@Habermann
Nah, i won’t be deleting my DA account any time soon. I’ve learned to embrace the fact i’ve become an online celebrity and that is perfectly fine with me. You have been a worthy adversary and I hope to see you again in the future – but mainly in Hell. And you have done a superb job with this blog might i add, keep it up. You’re the man, dog.
Habermann, you are a worthy adversary, but i will not delete my da account for no one, not even you.
It’s been nice knowing you.
I hate long goodbyes.
So long.
You know there is no point of announcing you will leave if you don’t actually leave. Try not reading about yourself. For a day.
Speaking of Lulz, Nathan F is spamming the internet about his non-existent film “Millitary Koalas”.
Has that been covered yet on ED?
Would you guys quit talking shit about Nathan? In no way does he deserve to be the laughingstock of the Internet. For the love of God!
@anonymous
YES, STOP TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME. HOW YOU WOULD YOUUUUUU LIKEE IT IF I SAID THE SAME THING ABOUT YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU?
@Andria Kilgore
You go girl.
Oh splendid, Andria’s here: This discussion now has the requisite amount of trailer trash.
@rents
Stay out of this you sick bastard.
@Rents: Fuck you, you fucking fucktard.
@Rents
Yes, You and your bastard friend Habermann are pure evil.
@Habermann
By the way that ED article about me is hideously out of date, change the “werejohncandy” thing to weregrinch and then you’ll be up to date – also take away some of the insulting captions.
I did not abduct that girl, i am not child molester or child killer – you have the wrong idea. And she does not look bored at all in that one of her as Snorlax, she is a method actress and as such she is great at keeping still.
And yes I already knew you were a reader of ED even before i stumbled upon this site, in fact i suspected as much. Well played, you’re quite the criminal mastermind.
@ Nathan F
Dude, seriously, just stop. They won’t stop fucking with you until you stop reacting.
You’re right i should stop reacting, after all it’s just Encyclopedia Dramatica. I mean it’s not like i’m going to be on the cover the National Enquirer or anything.
I mean you probably won’t see a huge magazine cover saying The Grinchman Gets Married To The Bearded Woman or anything. It will blow over sooner or later.
Tonya (is your last name Harding, and are you a vicious ex-figure skater? I thought so.), Anonymous and Rents, shut the fuck up. Nathan is not a werejohncandy, in no way does he deserve to be insulted like this, and I think I’m going to apply to become a moderator or writer here, for Slapstick Anarchy, for DeviantART and for Encyclopedia Dramatica just to get all this shit off the Internet and as many people as possible banned from the appropriate websites.
@ Andria
Woooow, you’re stupid. I wasn’t INSULTING Nathan. I was giving him some honest advice. If he’d quit reacting, maybe everyone would quit talking shit.
Oh, and trying to become a moderator to get people to quit voicing their opinions is just wrong. Freedom of speech, buddy.
And your little Tonya Harding joke….totally old. I’ve gotten that one like a million times. Try coming up with something a little fresher.
Shut the fuck up, Harding. You’re the stupid one.
Hahaha. Nice come back.
You’re pretty pathetic, huh?
I’ve run the IPs of both Nathan F. and Andria Kilgore through a database and cross-checked them with Langley and it has confirmed that they’re either both using the same computer or, more likely, are the same person. I ran this test three times to be sure. I just want people to know who they’re talking to when they speak to “Andria.”
No we’re not.
@Tonya
Is that so?
Actually, I think Andria’s real. The mother is made up.
Since i can actually check IP addresss.
@nathan furry
I looked at your profile. all you have is people changing into animals and grinches. you werefurrytartlet.
@Anonymous
No, that’s NOT me, that is some other werejc. If you notice his outfit, you’d notice that his outfit does NOT look anything like me – his looks more like a loin cloth, i’m more well dressed that that.
ASo what? There is nothing wrong with transformation art. You’re jealous that’s what you are, i’ve become green, i’ve become released, and you can’t stand it, you’re just trying to bring me down.
you’re not fooling anyone. you’re ~DrMusic2-1. no one else would have a profile chalk full of people as grinches and crappy stories in which people from this site are turned into animals.
@Anonymous
Oh really? Well think again, there are lots of other transformation art specialists and writers on that site, and there is absolutely nothing wrong with it.
nathan RE: ‘i’ve become released’, which institute did they release you from? was it for sex offenders or the criminally insane?
@Anonymous
I am NOT a sex offender. And sure i’m insane but there’s nothing wrong with that.
Look Habermann, I don’t know what bizzaro universe you’re from, but combining famous people with monsters is a fantstic and brilliant concept and there is nothing wrong with that.
What you and your asshat friends here don’t realise is that my stuff is gold, yours is nothing. No offense. And i don’t always use horror cliches.
I mean you don’t see me starting every horror story of mine with “it was a dark and stormy night, and Dr Von Terrible was in his lab hunched over his microscope” or something similar do you? No, of course not.
And by the way, the shift key has fallen off my computer keyboard and I blaim YOU for it, because you’re the one who did this to me. You monster.
fake nathan f is annoying.
fake nathan f you forgot he always posts things twice (no doubt due to his split personality).
“Concerned”, of course I’m real! Why in the fuck do you think I’m Nathan F.? Sure, he and I are friends, but he and I ARE NOT one and the same. FTR, I’m not the girl Nathan did the facepaint art on. He did one or two photomanips on a picture of me from when I was in high school, and some animated stuff inspired by me, but that’s the it of it. If you keep my name out of your mouth, I’ll keep yours out of mine!
H-Bomb: Thanks for running my IP address and confirming that I’m not Nathan.
Andria seems as deluded as Nathan, no wonder they’re friends. This obsession with getting things exactly right, knowing who and what he painted of you, is that important to us? No, it’s not.
To Nathan, however…
And there’s the very same pretentious threatening going on too.
I didn’t check your IP, Andria, because I still don’t believe you exist at all.
Deluded? Why i never. And H-Bomberguy, you are the rudest most disgusting person here next to Habermann and Anon. I hope you die.
That’s odd. You sound exactly like Andria, Nathan. You’re even offended by something I said about Andria. Perhaps you forgot to use your sock puppet?
And again, weird how you both seem to getting my name wrong in exactly the same way.
Finally, wishing I were dead because you come across as completely deluded? You fucking idiot. It doesn’t help your case that you think those who disagree with you should die, you know. Thank God they didn’t put YOU in charge of the Third Reich.
Have you guys checked the IP address right at the beginning when nathan first started posting and if it is the same now?
rents i love you!!
KoreanAnonymous: Why in the hell would you say that? He is an insensitive asshole who likes preying on people who aren’t sexually attracted to adult babies, that don’t have diaper fetishes and aren’t from Hollywood. I suggest that you find another lover, since Rents is unfit to live in society unless he’s in a lockdown group home.
@HBomberguy: Hey, that retard just posted some lame story about you on his Deviantart page. Like he did to many others, he wrote some shitty stories about how they turned into some of his shitty ass monsters. Lame-o.
@Nathan F: RETART.
Okay Habermann is messing with my head again – he’s produced another bad clone of me.
“If you keep my name out of your mouth, I’ll keep yours out of mine! ” Did andria just offer to blow somebody? It makes the whole Andria is actually nathan’s sock puppet really weird. Like Cartman’s jennifer lopez hand and ben affleck getting it on.
@Anoynmous
Leave her alone, she’s not a sockpuppet. She’s my friend, and she’s much better than you’ll ever be.
At sucking dick? I bet since I’m not homosexual. But hey Nathan, bet u wish she’d blow you right? Or do you get enough action already with the autistic girl chained up in your basement?
@anonymous: LOL, You sound like Rents and I am totally laughing my ass off here.
@Nathan F: You sound like you’re actually Spongebob Squarepants…perhaps you should become a WereSpongebob or something instead of this weregrinch shit you claim to be. Maybe then, girls will want to wet your dick just to see just how big it gets (you know, like a sponge gets when it has water in it). Get it? Now go attend to your daily “chores”.
@Nathan F: And for the record, I’m not Habermann.
YOU FAIL.
@Nathan Subhumanchild
Hahaha!
Hey, guess what I found… Apparently, there’s a forum of a complaint thread that Nathan F started on Deviantart about this Inuyashasucks fellow. Really now, that was just ASKING FOR IT. LMAO. Silly fucking retard, now you have moar enemies. I hope this gets posted into his ED page. In fact, there needs to be a 2nd ED page on him just for fun. I have some screenshots to share if ED needs ‘em too, LOL…they’re all comments made to a bunch of fake accounts made to troll his ass.
There was some other user called “CatLitterBoxShit3″. I found her because our friend here decided to collaborate an unforgiving little story about her on his page. Per shame, tsk tsk tsk you. More lulzcow material, IMO.
@Nathan F: Is she right and do you really masturbate to a Bruce Campbell doll?
Wow, I guess even Shoutbox has been buzzing about him for some time also. That’s way too bad, that’s the worst place on DA to get your drama, LOL.
@Anonymous: Fuck no! I didn’t offer to blow anyone. What I meant was that if Anonymous stopped talking about me, I’d stop talking about him/her (not sure about Anonymous’ gender).
As for me being Nathan’s sockpuppet, that’s bullshit. Check my IP, and you’ll see that we’re in two different countries and that my ISP doesn’t exist in his country, likewise with his ISP in mine. ::)
“with his ISP in mine.
)” stop with the euphemisms it’s disgusting. (ISP=infinitesimally small penis?)
“Fuck no! I didn’t offer to blow anyone.” I get it so you were actually threatening to blow someone. That’s actually pretty scary since you have herpes. Did you get it off your cousin or your brother/dad who? Guess it’s pretty hard to know since they were all having a go.
@Anonymous: Where did you hear that I have herpes? BTW, the reference to Nathan’s ISP was that his Internet Service Provider does not exist in the United States, where I live, and mine does not exist where he lives (Canada).
Nathan wrote a story about a weregrinch buying Valtrex for you.
Also folks, note she didn’t deny the incest or the infection – she just wants to know who ratted her out.
@Andria
Interesting how you have the same exact ability to misunderstand what Nathan says in exactly the same way and then explain it again regardless.
Oh sorry, that was supposed to be @Nathan.
@Hbomberguy: Why do you keep saying that? I don’t sound like Nathan, nor do I write like him. STFU or GTFO.
@Andria
TBHIAAHTAIROTITTUTCLOWIMCTNTSTIWIWDFNOALICSFASANOKFFFFF
@H-Bomberguy
Leave me alone you bastard.
@Nathan Manchild
Stay out of my life.
@Nathan Subhumanchild
The same goes for you.
@Anonymous
ISP does NOT stand for infinistly small penis it stands for internet service provider – get it right you fucking moron.
@Nathan F: No comprendo, senor!
“@Nathan Manchild
Stay out of my life.”
Nathan has just admitted his life consists of posting on metokur.
Oh come on, it’s like i’m MJ and you lot are the media.
A peda-ass shut in? Yes you are exactly like MJ!
@Anonymous
I’m not a pedo or a shut-in and neither was MJ. MJ was innocent. That boy’s parents just made up that story just so that they could get at his money. Everything the media said about him wasn’t true, it was made-up – he was really a sweet, decent man.
@Nathan F: FUCK, if my kid went to see some millionaire, I think I’d make up a story just to get rich too! LMAROFL, stay out of YOUR life? Well, I am technically, THANK GOD. I wouldn’t want to be in a room with your infinastly small penis trying to do something wanky. Hard enough (pun intended) that your little g/f Andria there walks, talks, and cums like you do when either of you masterbate to the sight of each other (which would be in a mirror I’m sure).
@Anonymous: LMFAOROFLPIMP about the fucking Valtrex! Best line ever!
@Habermann: Did he realize that Nathan Manchild and Nathan Subhumanchild were the same person yet? LOL! Clueless troll is clueless.
Hey, is it me, or did anyone else happen to notice that one of Nathan’s little friends posted a IRL pic of himself? We have another “winner” in the bunch me thinks.
Next in line: BlackBlueDawg, which looks like he’s a cousin of Nathan’s too.
Oh, I forgot to say this, but…
@Andria Kilgore: TITS OR GTFO
@Nathan Manchild
Go away you sick bastard, you’re not me – you’re just a poor impersonation of me. And yes I KNOW that you and Nate Subhumanchild are the same guy, i can smell you from here. And you leave Andria alone.
@Nathan F:
Oh Nathan, I thought we talked about you not coming back to this pissy site. After all, remember how hard I blew you the night before? Do you still want that? Well, get off of this fucking site NOW or I will Bobbit your fucking 2 inch cock. DO IT FAGGOT.
@Nathan F: You are a fucking retard, and your most recent story proves that on DA. I am not Habermann *laughs at your grinch in a better version of Jim Carrey* Hahaha, haha ha ha ha….
Oh yeah, and your stories are so TL;DR. Makes me wanna puke trying to read through the details. Have a nice day you wanna-be!
@Nathan Manchild
Well of course NOT, you’re one of Habermann’s dimwitted minions. And a terrible attempt at impersonating me.
@Fake Andria Kilgore
You’re not the real Andria, you’re Airdna.
@Nathan Manchild
Look I don’t know where you and all those bizzaro clones of me keep coming from, but what i do know is this – you are one of Habermann’s dimwitted minions – that evil manipulative bastard Habermann put up to it didn’t he?
@Nathan F: Not at all. By the way, Andria called me and asked me to marry her because I can fuck her in the ass a lot better than you could ever hope to. I hope you’re happy, you green furfaggot assburgers wannabe. Now go BAAAAWWWW.
I LOVE NATHAN F!!! YOU GO NATHAN!!!
@Zapipi: You faghole. *eyes turn yellow* Did you know that Nathan F is in serious need of mental help? He thinks he is a green furry called a weregrinch, ties up his sister Sarah in the basement, lives in the basement. has basement monsters, lives with his mommy that still tucks in his penis while he’s asleep at night after trolling all day on the internets and tries to get cyber sex from his future hoar and slave, Andria Kilgore, who wants so badly to bang him, but nevermind that this is actually him trying to pretend he actually “has” a fucking girlfriend. Now if you don’t get that, you’re as bad as he is and you’ll need to have a seat over there, SIR.
And also, I do not want to go Nathan. It’s bad enough there’s already ONE (or 12 or 14, depending on where you find them here on ED).
@Nathan Manchild
and you’re a little mommy’s boy who wants to be a fucking cat, GET OVER IT, YOU’RE EYES WILL NEVER BE YELLOW
Leave Nathan alone! I want to bang him, but you guys keep putting him out of the mood! As for Sarah in the basement, Nathan secretly plans to produce a porno, and he plans to be the next Ron Jeremy.
@Andria Kilgore EWW!! that’s disgusting! You’re probably the one trying to rape Nathan F!
@zapipi: And you’ll never amount to being anything less than one more asspie, ASSPIE. You look like fresh meat for the slaughter, amirite? Go ahead and post more sarcastically slantered remarks so that ED can post something on you two. Maybe you and Nathan can have a twosome in bed, and I bet he’ll bring some of his monster friends along for the “ride” too. So how bout it, Pieboy?
@zapipi: Please cum here. I want to try to connect with you. You can be the teacher, and I’ll show you my apple. Let’s do this before my monster friends show up.
@Andria Kilgore you’ve probably had a threesom before, you, your hand, and your other hand you sick fuck.
@zapipi: You’re right. That asspie deserves a good butt raping. Just ask his dad how it felt so damn good all those years. He’s going to make a porno now with Broccoli Dog.
@Andria Kilgore you need to stop lying, your damn horseface couldn’t get a man even if you did pay him.
@zapipi: Why do you say that? Rosey Palm and her 5 sisters love it when they can grasp onto a man too. You know this, don’t you? I bet you cum in your underpants thinking about how glorious it would be to put your own hands around some other guy’s dick…. Can’t you feel it?
@Anon is that Andria Kilgore hiding behind another account? at this point I’m not even sure if that’s a girl or a boy…we’ll label it as an it.
@Zapipi Of course she’s not a girl. Everyone who frequents the comments section of this website is a thirteen-year-old boy who got lost on their way to 4chan – FACT.
@Mursheen Durkin that or either 47-year old virgins who fap themselves and screw people online because they’re depressed about their lack of a social life, and the fact that they don’t have balls either.
@Muirsheen: So is that like saying a ginger and a dog really do go together? LOL
@Anon no, it’s like saying to get your hand out of your pants
@zapipi: I suppose you must be one of those 47-year old virgins that do fap themselves or you wouldn’t be talking about it.
@zapipi: Maybe you should get your hand out of your pants. Mine are too busy typing that you should get your hands out of your pants.
@Anon Deny, your logic makes no sense. So hypothetically(going by your logic of course) if you were talking about pedophiles, that would make you a pedophile? You sick, sick excuse of a trolling fuck.
@Fake Andria Kilgore: Find another username or STFU. I did not say any of that.
Did you all know that I’m not 13 years old, am not male, and have never been to or heard of this “4-Chan” site you’re talking about.
ZAPIPI IS BACK YOU FOOLS. I will destroy all of you trolls!
“that or either 47-year old virgins who fap themselves and screw people online because they’re depressed about their lack of a social life, and the fact that they don’t have balls either”
Yep, that’s pretty much my reason for being here.
@Muirsheen I wasnt referring to you, I was telling you the other reason about why the trolls are here, and why this website exists.
HA! Destroying you trolls even takes a change of name. just you wait, this world will be troll-free.
@zapipi
Except it wont.
@Shenanigans oh so now we’ve got super-granny over here trying to teach someone a lesson.
Criticism isn’t trolling, insolent brat. It’s just that self-absorbed farts like yourself can’t handle the truth.
@Garuda it becomes trolling when you add the “insolent brat” and “self-absorbed farts like yourself”.
Again, you fail to face the fact that you can’t draw worth shit and act as if you’re the greatest thing since sliced bread. In your case, the harsher, the better. Anything to bring idiots like you back into reality.
@Garuda I’d like to see one of your pictures please.
Oh, and that’s just your opinion of how I act, and opinion can’t be proven.
Tsk tsk tsk Garuda. You fail at everything.
Nathan F, The man of the hour! Nice to have you back.
NATHAN LOVES IT WHEN HIS WORM IS INSIDE MY HOLE
You’re not Andria.
NATHAN LOVES IT WHEN I FAKE WITH HIM TOO! WHAT THE….
OMG!!! THE GERBIL IS EATING UP YOUR CONDOMS!!!!!
Put down your sockpuppet girlfriend, werejohncandy.
@Midnight Oyl
I’m not a werejohncandy, i never have been – and the real Andria is not a sockpuppet.
Oh, really, Nathan? What about all the content on Encyclopedia Dramatica, In The ’00s and SlapstickAnarchy that state otherwise?
@Midnight Oyl
Yes, really. And those aren’t even remotely true – nothing on Encyclopedia Dramatica is ever true – most of it is lies and bullshit. And as for Slapstick Anarchy – those aren’t true either, that’s only because Rents is a sicko pervert who preys on innocent people.
And now he’s got a story up about turning me into a cat on deviantART, and he thinks I’m a woman. Oh my fucking god.
MAN CAT WOMAN I DON’T CARE ME AND MY MONSTER FRIENDS ARE STILL GONNA RAPE YOU!
I JUST SAW ‘SINGLE WHITE FEMALE’ MAN THAT WAS CREEPY NOW I’M GOING TO TURN INTO AN EXACT COPY OF JIM CARREY *PUTS ON LIPSTICK AND POLISHES SNIPER RIFLE*
Does anyone have a pet python? I really want to get this gerbil out of my ass.
I tried raping a skunk but it sprayed my face! *eyes turn yellow*
All of your characters suck ballz nathan!
I JUST BOUGHT A KARMA SUTRA HANDBOOK BUT NONE OF THE POSITIONS ARE FOR WHEN YOUR PARTNER IS IN A CAGE IN THE BASEMENT! WHAT A RIP-OFF!
You know how Nathan spams up the whole internetz with his shit koala movie idea, does anyone think we should spam the internetz with our trolling. like go on yahoo answers and post:
Hi I’m Andria Kilgore. Does anyone know what is the most effective way to remove a gerbil from your own asshole? Thanks!
Hi I’m Nathan Forester. No matter how many times I hit ‘ctrl Z’ on my computer my doctor still says I have AIDS. What gives?
Hi I’m Nathan Forester. Sarah, the autistic girl trapped in my basement, is getting too big for her cage. What kind of diet can I put her on? (she currently eats a lot of semen)
All of your characters suck balls nathan. I wish they started a concentration camp for you and your family in NZ.
I tried putting nutella on my hubbys penis but it just isn’t the same as nigger dick. oh-well.
I like nigger dick too! We have so much in common!
We look alike too.
I’d stalk Jim Carrey if I wasn’t a useless shut-in.
Okay now the snake is stuck in there too. I have to get a ferret now.
Oh no, not all those stupid ass fake Nathan’s and those losers who pretend to be comedians just to get my goat. I thought i killed you all.
@Fake Bruce Campbell
Hey, no one says that about my friend Nathan. And you’re not me.
@Woody Allen
Says you, all you have do is play a neorotic nerd character all the time. What’s so funny about that?
@Anonymous
You monster.
All those tricksy people are trying to steal my goat – it’s mine, my PRECIOUS!
Okay now the ferret is stuck too. Should I try smoking him out?
I wish people would stop impersonating me to defend that faggot Nathan!
No nonononononnon nonononononono your characters actually all suck nathan!
Your makeup and characters all suck nathan.
Shia LaBeouf, i’d hate to disagree – but you suck more – and you know why? You’re one of those Disney Channel teen washouts like Miley Cyrus and the entirely cast of High School Musical.
The only decent filmgigs you’ve ever done has appeared in those Michael Bay transformer films.
Your characters all suck!
Robert Downey Jr, shut up. I tolerated you in Iron Man, but you’re not even remotely that talented anymore.
Suck your characters all are.
Your characters are truly terrible.
@Rob Schneider
Oh please Rob, YOU suck not me. I mean you’re so bad that South Park made fun of you – and also Roger Ebert was strictly refering to one of your Deuce Bigolo movies when he wrote “Your Movie Sucks”
Jason – or should I say Cantstandya….i doubt any of you other characters will be remembered from now one other than George.
Yoda, you are not.
If there was a God he would’ve given you cancer not me because your characters all suck nathan.
You’re not the real Roger, Roger can’t talk right now remember?
The funny thing about nathan is … well there’s nothing actually funny about him … and his characters all suck.
@To all people who say my characters suck
My characters do NOT suck, you have NEVER seen them therefore – you cannot just say that they suck without immediatley seeing them. And no offense, you’re not even real entertainers – you’re just a bunch of trolls just trying to tick me off.
Jerry the funny thing about you is welll…nothing, you haven’t been funny in years. Years from now people are going to remember just for Seinfeld and nothing else – and you know why – because that is the role you’re known for – and because of that you are now typecast playing YOURSELF.
Nathan you can write that shit but you can’t say it … because your mouth is gummied up with your mother’s cunny juice.
I’VE BEEN TYPECAST PLAYING WITH MYSELF!
Shut up Harrison, you old fart. I actually CAN say that about you. Because the only thing people are going to remember YOU for is being Han Solo or Indiana Jones.
You lost your edge, you used to be awesome – now you’re just some sad old man.
Your writing makes me want to barf nathan which is good because i’m overweight.
@Fake Nathan
Enough with the trying to portray me as a sex crazed maniac thing, it’s not funny and never will be – this whole site sucks – you all have no taste in art and like to put deviants on DA down for no particular reason other than to torment them, it’s not fair.
Your characters suck more than my fake rapping career does!
@Kate Hudson
Look, Kate or whatever you are – i’m not falling for this one bit – none of you are the real thing, you’re just a bunch of dumb, idiotic trolls trying ot mess with my head – so why don’t you all just leave here and never come back? Same with those damm fake Nathan wannabes.
Your writing makes me turn in my grave.
You give fags a bad name Nathan!
@Joaquin Phoenix
LOOK I’VE HAD IT WITH YOU AND ALL THESE FAKERS TRYING TO PASS THEMSELVES OFF AS ACTORS IN ORDER TO TICK ME OFF, YOU ARE THE ONES WHO SUCK NOT ME – IN FACT EVERYONE ON THIS WEBSITE SUCKS ESPECIALLY HABERMANN WHO IS A TOTAL ASSHOLE AND HAS NO REGARD FOR THE FEELINGS AND WELLBEING OF OTHERS. I MEAN ALL PEOPLE EVER DO ON THIS DAMM WEBSITE IS TORMENT POOR DEVIANTS FROM DEVIANTART BY DOING INSULTING ARTICLES ABOUT THEM.
My “fucking matt damon” song made you jealous huh? sorry loser he isn’t queer like you.
Shut up Pink, shut up River. Shut up all of you.
Shut up Silverman.
@ River Phoenix
DISREGARD THAT I SUCK PENIS DAMM IT
I’ve got some great dieting tips for you Nathan. Eat glass until you vomit blood. Any questions?
Mr. Garrison is actually based on you Nathan.
You make William Hung look talented nathan.
You know the first scene in LadyHawke? That was Andria I was crawling out of.
You’re creepy enough for X-files nathan.
I star in the show friends – which you don’t have any.
OH NOES, I RAN OUT OF VALTREX!!!
Nathan you look and sound more boring than me.
Yep, I knew you’d be more annoying than I ever was!
people buy that you’re not a fag nathan just like they believe I’m straight.
(gestures that Nathan sucks penis)
Nathan you’re characters suck (and Andria stop stalking me)
cough cough your characters suck cough cough
The closest you’ll get to having a hilarious moustache like me is if your dad takes a dump on your lip!
WILL YOU OF YOU ASSHOLES PRETENDING TO BE COMEDIANS PLEASE SHUT UP, I’M SICK YOU SAYING MY CHARACTERS “SUCK” WHEN THEY DON’T. GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE.
Fapping does not count as ‘slapstick’ nathan!
@Jerry Lewis
I’m not ‘fapping’ to anything or anyone you asshole, you’re worse than all of the other guys.
You’re such a fag nathan. Seriously.
@Larry David
SO ARE YOU.
You make me despair at the human race Nathan
I play whitetrash just like Andria!
Oh please Romano, you always sound like you’re depressed.
Roseanne, you’re a fat cow.
You suck at writing as much as you suck at life!
@Steve Martin
You suck at everything.
I’m outrageuosly gay just like you nathan. call me.
You suck don’t you Nathan. oooh suit you sir, suit you.
Attention everyone on here whose trying to be a famous comedian, it’s not working – you all suck at it. And by the way how can you even say that my characters suck and that i suck if you don’t even know me, huh? Totally unfair if you ask me.
i am not an aspie, i am not gay, i am not pedo, and i am not a mental case of any kind. You have the wrong idea.
Attention everyone on here whose trying to be a famous comedian, I everntually realised you aren’t real. And by the way how can you even say that my characters suck just because they are called the mad scientist and grinchypooo or whatever their faggy names are. i suck penis.
i am an aspie, i am gay, i am a pedo, and i am a mental case of every kind. Goodcall.
@Fake Nathan
Begone faker, you’re not the real me.
MUMMY NEVER FAKES IT I AM THAT GOOD!
@Fake Nathan
I’m not a sex crazed maniac, nor am i gay or a pedo – and i’m not a mummy’s boy either. You fail.
Fucking your own mother does not make you a mummy’s boy nathan. Anyway we’ve heard it all before – you’re just a sex-mad crazy person.
@Anonymous
No i’m not, you’re all a bunch of assholes.
Your characters suck so much salami nathan!
Shut up Steve.
Getting cancer made me doubt there was a God, but after seeing your shitty characters and blog I’m sure there isn’t (or he has a SICK, TWISTED sense of humour).
Oh please, you’re just like everyone else here claiming that my blog and characters suck when you don’t even know them or know me for that matter.
YOU SUCK NAFAN!
Your Koala movie sounds gay nathan!
Come out of the closet already nathan!
@Danny Bhoy
No, i’m not gay. Leave me alone.
@Tim Allen
My koala movie does not sound in the least bit gay.
Why didn’t you reply to me fag? Is it because I is black?
I SUCK AT LIFE MORE THAN I SUCK MY DAD’S PENIS!!
@Bernie Mack: No, it’s because my girlfriend still has the ferret stuck in her crotchole! I’m calling the fire department again!
ANDRIA LOVES THE JAWS OF LIFE ENLARGING HER ALREADY EXTREMELY LOOSE VAGINA!
I’m your fuckbuddy nathan not your girlfriend!
You’re not a mommas boy you’re a grandmas boy right nathan? You can’t wait until she takes her teeth out then you can jam it down her throat, right?
Grandma smells of pee but that won’t stop me. Suck it like you did in the great depression nanny!
UH OH GRANNY HAD A HEART ATTACK! SHOULD I CALL THE PARAMEDICS OR GIVE NECROPHILIA A SHOT?
OOH SHE’S STILL WARM.
No i’m not, everyone just please leave me alone.
Yes leave us alone. I only have a few days of lovemaking before she begins to decompose.
I LIKE BLUE WAFFLES!
I wasn’t talking to you two you dingbats.
I LIKES ‘EM BLUE ALLOVER OOOOH!
I’m fucking for John Candy, I’m not a WereGrinch tonight!
You’re not me, you’re nothing like me.
No i’m not fucking JC, he’s a big fat disgusting blubbery mess. I am the weregrinch.
I LIKE BLUEBERRY MESSES!
IF I MICROWAVE GRANNY WILL SHE GET LESS STIFF?
No, but if you never try to impersonate me again..
HOW DID HE KNOW IT WOULDN’T WORK???? HE MUST HAVE TRIED IT BEFORE!!!
NOW I’M GOING TO DO HER WITHOUT THE WIG :3
UH OH, HOUSE SMELLS…I HAVE SOME FEBREEZE EVERYONE!!! MOAR TIME TO MAKE LUFF!!!
I CAN MAKE NEW ORIFICES …
I’M WEARING GRANNIES UNDERWEAR THIS IS SO HOT!
OOPS, MY DICK JUST SLIPPED OUT AND CUMMED ALL OVER GRANNY’S FACE!!
DON’T WORRY I’LL LICK IT CLEAN.
Nathan that’s disgusting! I don’t want to be your friend anymore.
@Fake Andria Kilgore: just shut up bitch
@fake Andria Kilgore: Stop trying to tell the voices in my head to make other voices!!!
I like digital sock puppets because my real sock puppets get stiff and start to smell (you can guess why)
OH SNAP I SNAPPED GRANNY IN HALF
I HOPE IT’S NOT AN OPEN CASKET FUNERAL SHE LOOKS LIKE CHEDDAR CHEESE NOW
Don’t worry Nathan, I’ll bring some Ritz to the burial!
Maybe your cheese smelling cunt will make the overloved swiss cheese grandmother more palatable.
Just in case, we can make some Cheez Whiz out of my cunt and your cum!
OH NOES WHAT IF THE POLICE THINK I KILLED GRANNY?????
QUICK ANDRIA LET’S HIDE THE BODY IN YOUR VAGINA!
No don’t listen to those phonies, they’re not me – they’re all obviously Habermann playing some dirty trick on me.
Habbermann stop playing dirty tricks I will turn tricks for you! <3 Nathan
Don’t listen to that phoney Nathan F up there, it’s me pretending to be Habermann!
I mean, it’s me pretending to be Habermann being me!!
The only certainty in life is taxes and anal sex. In fact for granny, there’s anal sex in death too!
Granny’s ghost is still here somewhere…I need to find it so that I can have MOAR SEX!!!
Sorry Nathan! The ferret is TERRITORIAL there!!
Great Nathan is going to make another fake post with Dan Akroyd fucking the ghost of his grandmother.
What if we put one of those little spinning wheels inside granny she can be like a home for the ferret.
Nathan, when are you planning to come out of the closet and stop banging the monsters inside there?
OH! TELETUBBIES ARE ON!!!!
I WANT TO BUY A TELETUBBIE COSTUME (YOU CAN GUESS WHY)
I WANT A BLACKBLUEDAWG FURFAG SUIT! (You can guess WHY)
I WANT TO LEARN EMBALMING TECHNIQUES (YOU CAN GUESS WHY)
I WANT TO LEARN HOW TO WIRE A MOUTH SHUT WHILE I EMBALM (YOU CAN GUESS WHY. HINT: IT’S IN THE BASEMENT)
Daddy called me, he said he needs some quality time with me (YOU CAN GUESS WHY)
I want to learn how to make love to Nathan. (YOU CAN GUESS WHY)
I want to learn martial arts and you can guess why….because i want to kick all of these guys assesss.
@ Rents It’s easy. Just give my dad 10$ and I’m yours for the hour.
Btw I totally lied when I said I want to kick their assessss, I want to FUCK their asssesssss because I am a flaming homosexual :3
EWWW WE REALLY SHOULD GIVE SARAH A BATH (YOU CAN GUESS WHY)
THE DOG DUG UP OUR OLD CAT! LOVEMAKING TIME!!!
Enough with the fake Nathan F. and Andria Kilgore activity! And I know that wasn’t really Rents of Slapstick Anarchy who posted that comment, if it was him, there would have been an avatar and a link to Slapstick Anarchy that you click the username to open.
And just because Andria started the sentence with And doesn’t mean she is my sockpuppet. Anyway I’m heading out to the family plot with a shovel (YOU CAN GUESS WHY)
Andria we are very concerned for the welfare of the animals stuck up your vagina and anus. Could you please give us your home address so they can be removed and cared for by decent human beings.
Nathan masturbating in chicken produce is an offense punishable by six months in prison. Please don’t do it again or you will face charges.
Prison!? I’ve wanted to drop the soap in there for ages (YOU CAN GUESS WHY)
@PETA: Over my dead body, will you fascists ever get my address. Please go back to throwing red paint on people wearing furs and releasing zoo animals into the wild.
We know you are very protective of the gerbils, snakes and ferrets in your vagina and anus, but they simply must be released! If you don’t contact the local vet we will use our network to find your address and have the animals forcefully removed.
OK, Habermann. Like you really believe I have animals in my vagina and anus.
@The real Andria Kilgore
Yes I agree, these fake Nathans are driving me crazy and so are the fake yous and the fake “comedians” who keep coming on here claiming that my characters suck. People on here know absolutely nothing about me, they think i’m so sex crazed maniac and a pedo which i’m so not.
@ Andria If you don’t want people to believe you have a ferret in your anus (to catch the snake that was in there to catch the gerbil), then stop telling everyone about it. Btw your husband seemed pretty pissed last time he posted did he get over the fact that you crave nigger dick. He should rent black snake moan or something to get some pointers.
Nathan they were all real comedians even the ones that misspelled their names. You can’t judge if something is real or not simply by whether you agree with what was said.
Nathan I find your characters childish and poorly written … you kinda creep me out like plants without googly eyes
I find your denial of being a werejohncandy and insistence on being a weregrinch illogical.
@Anonymous: That wasn’t me. Rents, Habermann and Hbomberguy were impersonating me. I believe that it was either of those three claiming to be my husband, too.
I think more likely you do have animals in your anus but now that you’ve heard PETA is getting involved you are desperately trying to deny it.
I doubt anyone would claim to be married to you – you are such an ugly fucking mole.
I can believe monkey news but i can’t believe nathan F is real. A werejohncandy? fucking ridiculous.
Hi guys I was thinking about getting a twitter account since I JUST FUCKED MY MUM easily fits into 140 characters.
Oh yeah, in case it wasn’t clear, I JUST FUCKED MY MUM! Incest is okay as long as you keep it in the family.
Andria we have been able to trace your address. Armed naked supermodels are surrounding your trailer park as we speak.
@Anonymous: That wasn’t me. Rents, Habermann and Hbomberguy were inside me. So we all have alibis!
I WAS BANNED FROM THE PETTING ZOO (YOU CAN GUESS WHY)
I’M NOT ALLOWED WITHIN 50m OF A PRIMARY SCHOOL (YOU CAN GUESS WHY)
If anyone finds a condom in their chicken dinner sorry that was me. Could I have it back?
I KNEW DUMBLEDORE WAS GAY FROM THE BEGINNING.
(YOU CAN GUESS WHY)
@PETA: I went up to the 7-Eleven for a 40 of malt liquor about 5 minutes ago, and there was nobody outside my house, and nobody walking in the trailer park except for me and the nutter who lives in the VW bus behind my Airstream, who’s constantly trying to find his crack cocaine stash in every place conceivable.
Did you tell him he should give you a full cavity search?
@Anonymous
I’m not a werejohncandy alright. I am a weregrinch. Get that right. And if they are “real comedians” then do explain how they all just randomly appeared on here.
And enough with the fake me wannabes already.
I just want to make one thing clear, I have NEVER been a werejohncandy ever, not in my life. I have been more of a grinch guy. All that stuff on Encyclopedia Dramatica’s article about me isn’t true, and neither is the stuff Rents wrote about me on Slapstick Anarchy.
There is nothing wrong with me.
Why did you have a werejohncandy group then liar? (along with a tonne of other evidence)
There are many things wrong with you nathan. Many things.
I IS A WEREJOHNCANDY! A WEREJOHNCANDY DAMM YOU!
(His flabby boobs grow flabbier, his chins multiply and grows long teeth and hair. Behold Nathan F has become the werejohncandy!)
stop bullshitting around nathan you lying faggot, your fucking blog proves you wrong!
YOUR FIRST FUCKING ENTRY IS ABOUT YOUR JOHN CANDY SHIT, STOP BEING A LYING CUNT.
ALL OF IT IS TRUE AND YOU ARE MENTALLY ILL FOR THINKING YOU ARE ANYTHING OTHER THAN HUMAN.
(all caps for nathan who is fucking blind to his own stupidity).
@Anonymous
It’s not a wereohncandy club, i closed that one down – it’s a grinch club.
@Fake Nathan F
You call that a transformation? That’s weak.
@DG
And I suppose you think you’re an actual demon goat.
No no no you’ve got it wrong. It’s more like this…
(his eyes glow yellow, a wicked Jack Nicholson grin appears on his face, he growls a little, green fur sprouts on his hands – his fingernails grow into long black claws, his hands become more grinch-like, his feet also sprout green fur on them – toenails growing into long black clawed ones, feet stretch and become more grinch-like, he grows taller and wider, hair turning to the consistency and texture of grinch hair before growing into a mane and turning green, his ears stretch out and become pointed, green fur sprouts on his face, his teeth become sharp white fangs, his eyes glowing an eerie yellowish colour, his eyebrows becoming bushy, the tip of his nose turning black and shifting upwards as a grinch-like muzzle forms on his face)
That’s a really shitty description you should give up writing.
Wereginches suck Werejohncandy penis. Enough said.
I’M COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET EVERYBODY! I’M A GAY WEREJOHNCANDY!
Actually Jack i’m not going to give up writing – and you should know because i recall you were considered to play the grinch once.
I’m not a gay werejohncandy, i never have been – never will. All the fake Nathan’s should just quit it, they’re real annoying.
*now a weregrinch*
Look Nicholson…my writing is not that bad. You’re not so hot yourself either – well at least not any more you’re not. You used to be all the rage in the 70′s and 80′s and early 90′s, but now you’ve just grown old, sober and boring. You were considered for the role of the grinch, but you know it was Carrey who got it NOT you – and you know why? Because you’re too old and boring nowdays and could never pull of a role like the Grinch.
Why do you keep badmouthing celebrities nathan? Just because your writing sucks doesn’t mean you can take it out on successful people.
* now a werejohncandy *
I want to eat some steak! And popcorn! And daddy’s cum.
My writing doesn’t suck, Nicholson. I miss the old you.
@Fake Nathan F
*picks him up by the neck and throws him across the room*
Take that, you overgrown teddy bear.
My resume:
Qualifications:
Memorized all of Jim Carrey’s lines
Carer for the autistic
Batshit insane
Fake Qualifications:
Animator, makeup artist, scientist
Career Aspirations:
Work in the movie industry
****WILL SUCK COCK FOR ANY WORK OPPORTUNITY****
WHEN WILL I REALIZE I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO PERSUADE OR COERCE PEOPLE INTO THINKING I’M NOT A WEREJOHNCANDY AND JUST GIVE UP?
@Fake Nathan 2
Those are not my qualifications.
@Other Fake Nathan
When will you realise that you’re not me you’re just some cheap imitation?
But the cocksucking part was right
No it wasn’t.
I SWALLOW EVERYBODY!
*kills the other fake Nathan*
Gosh your writing sucks!
Oh great, another jerk posing as a famous person in order to pester me.
We wouldn’t be able to pester you if you … just … stopped … reading … this … webpage.
MJ was a fag btw. That’s why I made an adult version of “just beat it”
Actually your version of Beat It was a parody, MJ gave you permission to do it.
Yeah but I made an adult version with Mr. Bubbles and jesus juice later.
MJ gave me permission to suck his dick but i didn’t. Bet you would’ve killed for that fag.
Beat It was my favorite MJ song!
(YOU CAN GUESS WHY)
Nathan can’t figure out how to transform into his grinch form…
Maybe it’s BECAUSE HE CAN’T. LIAR, LIAR.
He can’t give us the truth.
(YOU CAN GUESS WHY)
I wrote on my Dr. M blog about how I fake being a grinch! My dick turns all green and hairy and Andria loves to choke on it!!
@ LOL fuck no, i live in reality. its just a name see, just a name i picked to fuck with uptight morons like you. lol and its given me years and years of joy and LOLs
my god man, do you really think anyone is the least bit scared by your shitty internet role-playing? the only thing you do is make yourself look even more like a retarded monkey with that shit.
*takes a big shit on nathan’s fat face*
how is that nathan am i cool enough to join your closet monster delusion? lol
I can turn into a weregrinch, it’s just i only do it at night. You don’t understand. And my face is not fat, in fact i’m rather slim.
Also Al, MJ gave you permission to parody both Bad and Beat It – yours were called Fat and Eat It – the only song of his you were not given permission to parody was Black Or White because MJ felt that it didn’t need to be parodied because the message was important.
bullshit, you can’t turn into anything other than a raving fucktard. i understand just fine, its just the shit you pull out of your ass is still shit no matter what idiotic claims you make.
you only whine that i don’t understand, because you don’t like getting called on the inane stupid bullshit you post.
well keep BAWWWING furfag, its hilarious.
INANE BULLSHIT? IT’S……..NOT….BULLSHIT!
I SO CAN TURN INTO A WEREGRINCH AND THAT’S NO FUCKING LIE. YOU’LL NEVER GET IT.
@DG
Look say what you want about me, but i’m not a raving fucktard, i’m not an aspie, i’m not a pedophile, i’m not gay. I’m not a werejohncandy either. Encyclopedia Dramatica just made that up about me – because they’re ALWAYS like that, making insensitive articles about everything and everyone under the sun – they are the poor man’s wikipedia. And why do you they do such insulting articles? They do it for the “lulz” – well no one is laughing. They fail at humour. They lack talent, they lack originality, they lack everything that the real Wikipedia has. And “BAWWWWW” isn’t even a real word, that’s just a dumb retarded word they made up.
I really am a weregrinch, and I would transform if i wanted to – but seeing as any of you fucktards obviously can’t get it through your thick skulls of yours much like your brainless leader Habermann.
BAAAAAAWWWWW I’M THE VICTIM HERE! ME! NOW TO GO AND RAPE SARAH.
@Fake me
Oh please. You got me all wrong again, i’m not a pedophile or a rapist. Sarah is a friend, and she let me use those pictures for photomanipulations – that’s all – there’s nothing sexual about it.
IF I JUST KEEP DENYING WHAT A DIRTY FUCK I AM PEOPLE WILL START BELIEVING IT WON’T THEY? (IT WAS MAKEUP NOT PHOTO MANIPULATIONS BUT I BETTER DENY THAT BECAUSE I SHOULDN’T BE TOUCHING THAT GIRL)
I IS A WEREJOHNCANDY! A WEREJOHNCANDY DAMM U!
@Other fake me
First of all, I do NOT type in all capitals like that, second of all i’m not a pedophile, thirdly i am NOT a werejohncandy – never have been.
YEAH I NEVER SAID “SILENCE! THIS HAS GONE FOR LONG ENOUGH. I WANT ALL YOU PATHETIC EXCUSES FOR ME IMPERSONATORS TO LEAVE RIGHT THIS INSTANT.” ALL IN CAPITALS.
I IS A WEREJOHNCANDY AND A COMPULSIVE LIAR AND A PEDA ASS.
@Other fake me
First of all i’m not a werejohncandy, second i am not a pedo, thirdly i am not a liar – and that’s the truth. Look i am the real and original Nathan Forester here, and since you are a bizzaro version of me – you say the exact opposite of what I say.
Hmmm….these fake Nathans tend to say the complete opposite of what i’m trying to say on here – and they twist my words making them sound perverted in their way – they’re bizzaro versions of me – as were the fake Andrias and the fake comedians that came on here.
DISREGARD THAT I SUCK PENIS
Yep, that deffinately sounds like a Bizzaro version of me as i would never say anything as perverted like that, nor would i be an aspie, werejohncandy, or pedophile.
Yes, it all adds up – these fake Nathan’s are the complete opposite of me – they’re bizzaro versions of me. In that case Bizzaro Habermann must be the complete opposite of how Habermann acts on here, Bizzaro Habermann must be nice, considerate and polite.
You’re a faggot nathan just shut up and die already.
@Bizzaro Habermann
I’m not a faggot, and i won’t “shut up and die” as you put it. And anyway – aren’t you supposed to be the opposite of Habermann? Habermann is mean, bitter, rude and disgusting – and you are supposed to be kind, considerate, polite and well mannered.
@Anon
I’m not a liar, i so can turn into my weregrinch form and i’ll be more than willing to if it’s to teach you sick bastards a lesson for the horrible things you say about people from Deviantart on here.
So fuck you, i’m a grinch.
FUCK YOU ALL! I’M A GRINCH AND I CAN SUCK MY OWN DICK! NOW TO SEE IF SARAH CAN!!
NEW MEME TIEM!!!
YOUR MEME TODAY:
FUCK YOU! I’M A GRINCH!!
Let’s see, I like to post articles on my stupid blogspot every fucking 2 HOURS to make my point. That makes me super intelligent! OMG! I am liek Stephen Hawking’s long lost son!!! Only, I don’t own a black hole to suck all of my shitty stories and posts into, so Metokur.org will have to do!! You will all suffer nao, because on my blogspot I have posted that I am building a ridiculous and really gay-sounding army of closet monster figurines. They can grown when they are in your garden and catch golden showers!!
JUST ADD PISS!!
And FUCK YOU! I’M A GRINCH!!!
@Nathan F, who recently wrote a story similar to all his fucking stories, including the most familiar line, “isnt it obvious?”
*RUINS SOO’S PERFECT FATTY PANTS DRESS*
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!111
Isn’t is obvious? I can post here and not get my comments erased by you!! Isn’t it obvious that you are helpless to do much here? Isn’t it obvious that this so pisses you off that you are going to predictably write at least 9000 fucking stories turning people into stupid mime and meme characters? ISN’T IT OBVIOUS? (YOU CAN GUESS WHY)
@Nathan F: Habermann loves us better than you…does that make you jealous? Do you get jello boners everytime you hear his name or see his icon? If you do, just remember that Rents still has an empty spot on his bed waiting for you to cum and lay next to him while he cuddles you at night. Also, remember that blue waffles are your best friend!
Nathan’s most recent stories makes Chuck Norris pissed off.
When Nathan sees Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris makes him sit his fat ass down to write about turning himself into a human.
When Chuck Norris needs a snack, he eats Nathan’s stories.
Nathan doesn’t turn into a grinch. That’s because he is afraid Chuck Norris will use his green furfaggot ass as a doormat to wipe the shit off his shoes that Nathan made.
I’m heard that Andria is done playing with Nathan. Can I borrow him now?
Hi everyone. This is Growler, Nathan’s fursona and personal best friend. I am his only friend IRL, because he is a loser and a fag and a fatso and femme in every way possible. I slept with Rents the other night and it was GREAT!!!!
Make some weremylittleponies, Nathan. All those weaboo fangirltards will come rushing up to try to put their hands down your pants if you make them into their favorite ponies.
GUESS WHAT? I CAN HUMAN AGAIN!!!
Nathan, I want to thank you for a wonderful cybersex on the internets last night. Your cock looks so huge that I can share it with Rents, Sarah, your Dad and your mom and all the voices in your head too! OMG, Rents wants to rent you? Ask him HOW MUCH he’ll PAY!!
@”Andria Kilgore”: Shut the fuck up and stop using my name.
@”Nathan F”
Stop pretending to be me, i’m not a loser or a sex crazed maniac, and i am NOT fat.
@Nathan Fuckmore
Chuck Norris jokes are so last year. Everyone’s using Bruce Campbell jokes now.
That’s it, i’m sick and tired of these bizzaro clones of me posting obscene comments that i wouln’t even dare to say, and i’m also sick of people saying that i’m a loser and a fatso which i’m not. Also i’m sick of people like Anon and Nathan Fuckmore ragging on me and insulting my stories – hey, i try my best you ASSHOLES – so live with it. My stories are not that bad.
So please just leave me alone. i’m not a loser, i’m not a liar, i’m not a pedo, i’m not a sex crazed maniac, i’m not anything you claim i am so shut the fuck up.
And another thing Chuck Norris jokes are soooooo last year, nobody does Chuck Norris anymore – it’s all about Bruce Campbell jokes now.
When I see Chuck Norris, I look at me, yawn then tell him that no one does jokes about him anymore – and that Bruce Campbell is STILL more superior to him.
When I see Chuck Norris, I look at him, yawn, then tell him that no one does jokes about him anymore – and that Bruce Campbell is STILL more superior to him.
Chuck Norris jokes are so last year.
Chuck Norris? Pah. He’s all washed up. I’m STILL much better than HE is.
I’d hate to tell you all this but Chuck Norris sucks. The only move he ever does is roundhouse kick – and that’s all he does, he’s just a bully. He’s all brawn and no brains.
Now Bruce Campbell – that is a REAL man. He could easily kick Chuck’s ass anyday of the week.
Nathan F @ LOL i’ll never get it? why the fuck do people who believe they can turn into shit say such idiotic things like that? i fucking get it, you are crazy enough to believe you can turn into an imaginary person, now you can stop saying i don’t. I.don’t.fucking.believe.you.
you are a raving fucktard, no one sane believes they can turn into a fucking grinch you idiot. maybe you aren’t an aspie, but you sure have other mental disorders, you have delusions of grandeur, you are obsessed with people saying bad things about you, you write those stupid stories and you threaten people over teh interwebs lol. that is not fucking NORMAL.
i think you have some form of NPD or antisocial disorder.
LOL @ the idea that ED is trying to be wikipedia, have you read ED past your own page? they aren’t out to fucking be wp. they are out to record drama from all over the internet.
no one is laughing? lol wut? maybe in your little world no one is, but damn i am laughing. you are fucking hilarious with the insane shit you believe is real.
stop lying nathan, your blog has entries about your werejohncandy shit, its all there in black and white.
christ can’t you do anything without stealing ideas from other people, you hack. everything you post about is about as orginal as the shitty cartoons you are obsessed with.
I AM NOT AN ASPIE I IS SEVERALLY AUTISTIC!
WEREJOHNCANDY? I WANT TO WEAR JOHN CANDY’S ASS :3
@DG
Again you don’t get it. I’m not a werejohncandy, never have been and it’s NOT shit. And what’s so damm funny about Encyclopedia Dramatica anyway? Their articles are completely rude and insensitive – not to mention their “Pain” page is flat out nightmare fuel. In fact the whole site is nightmare fuel. I have no mental problems whatsoever, so leave me alone you cold heartless, monster of a man.
THE TRUTH IS WHATEVER THE FUCK I SAY IT IS! TOO BAD NO-ONE GIVES A FUCK WHAT I SAY! MAYBE I SHOULD JUST FUCK OFF!
I wish Chuck Norris would round-house kick Nathan’s delusions. Talk about unstoppable force and immovable object.
Or more correctly an internet meme based on a real actor’s trait and the product of a retarded, obstinate manchild’s mind.
@Anonymous
Chuck Norris sucks, the roundhouse kick is his only move – he rarely does anything else apart from that. I’m not a retarded manchild. Apparently you MetoTARDS don’t get it.
@Fake Nathan F
Dream on.
Chuck Norris is NOT an actor, he’s rarely been in any films apart from Dodgeball. And besides the only thing we ever see him in now are infomercials for the Ab-King pro or whatever those fancy exercise machines are called.
@ Nathan the faggot what don’t i get? that you attempt to pretend that you weren’t more insane than you are now? lol right, who knew that pointing out that you thought you were a werejohncandy would cause you to RAEG so hard?
i find ED hilarious, not just because it causes such butthurt in lolcows like you, but how funny the shit they come up with for shit i like. unlike you i have a sense of humor and i have the intellectual maturity to find humor in what i believe in, what helps is not watching shows made for 5 year-olds.
right, you believe in monsters from tv shows and kiddie books. you think a bruce campbell clone lives in your closet and is there to defend you from those eviiiil nasty trolls.
you believe you can turn into a monster from a book written for 8 year-olds at night. you write revenge-fiction about the nasty trolls that say stuff on the fucking INTERNET about you. you make shit up on your blog about so much shit i can’t even list it all, but you think you know bruce campbell and jay leno for one.
no no, those sure aren’t the signs of mental break down. i take back that i didn’t think you are an aspie, reviewing what i have learned about it, fixation on a narrow range of interests, interest in trivia, obsession over the narrow range of interests, and have a verbose but awkward way of writing.
tl;dr:BAWWWW furry, BAWWWWWW!
@DG
There is nothing creepy about being a grown man who still enjoys watching kiddie shows.
There are a LOT of cartoons that both parents and children adore – both old and new. Like Spongebob for example, I mean even the president of the United States loves it.
You can never be too old for cartoons and other kid shows especially old school ones from the 70′s, 80′s, and 90′s. Was there a show you were hooked on as a kid? If so what show was that and what was it about that show that got you interested in it?
And the grinch isn’t just a book for children, adults love it as well – same goes for the cartoon adaptation and the live action movie.
And there’s nothing wrong with Asperger’s Syndrome, in fact many famous and clever people have it – including Dan Akyroyd, Elvis, MJ, the Monty Python crew, and even other famous people including Charlie Chaplin.
And also I do have a sense of humour – but I’m more of into good old fashioned comedies with heart, Encyclopedia Dramatica is more of dead baby comedy – gross out humour and the likes.
@ Nathan:
“There is nothing creepy about being a grown man who still enjoys watching kiddie shows. ”
“There are a LOT of cartoons that both parents and children adore – both old and new. Like Spongebob for example, I mean even the president of the United States loves it. ”
the only reason to watch shows meant for children is because you have children, that’s how it works faggot. it is creepy if you watch them and don’t have kids.
most adults who watch kids shows old or otherwise do it to feel like they did as a child, but they aren’t fucking loony enough to wallow in that shit. they know they are adults and they can’t pretend to be children all the time, hell they probably don’t want to, children’s shows are mostly intellectually devoid of anything deep or meaningful.
i have watched modern children’s programing cartoon and otherwise and its terrible. so was a lot of what was on when i was a kid, i go back and watch old cartoons i watched as a kid and wonder why i watched that shit, i bet most adults would say the same, its written for children and parents who have to suffer through those shows. so they added some humor for adults that children wouldn’t get, because most of the kids shows are all the same.
if you must know i liked batman:TAS, but i wouldn’t remotely place that one near any of the shows you seem to obsess, they are all mindless drivel and idiotic japanese garbage. batman was pretty much the dark knight animated.
the grinch is a book for children, adults love it because they remember loving it as children, you are still fucking missing the point, its your fucking OBSESSION with the grinch, its your idiotic claims about the grinch or any of the other shit you are obsessed with that is the problem.
yes, adults and children can enjoy the same things, both adults and children can enjoy ice cream. its when you as an adult love ice cream soooo much that you talk about it constantly, eat it all the time and even attempt to fuck it and then write a blog about that shit that it becomes obvious you are insane.
like hell you have a sense of humor, if you did, you would see the humor in your claims. oh and you would be funny, which you are not, you are the most unfunny blogger ever, fuck, everything on that blog is shit, just reams and reams of shit.
tl;dr: nathan is a cunt and should go DIAF
But DG, can’t you see? That’s what make it all so great.
And yes I liked the Batman animated series as well as Gargoyles. They’re both dark and edgy.
I am funny and i do see the humour in my claims. And you haven’t been on or seen my blog so there for you can’t claim that it’s shit.
Before you judge me, try hard to understand me – and to like me for who i am.
So what If i obsess over the Grinch? It’s a wonderful story, and a wonderful movie as well. They couldn’t have picked a better actor to play the title role, and Jim Carrey is simply amazing in this movie. And the makeup was amazing, it’s what won Rick Baker the oscar for best makeup in 2000.
@DG
But DG, can’t you see? That’s what makes it all so great.
And yes I liked the Batman animated series as well as Gargoyles. They’re both dark and edgy.
I am funny and i do see the humour in my claims. And you haven’t been on or seen my blog so there for you can’t claim that it’s shit.
Before you judge me, try hard to understand me – and to like me for who i am
So what If i obsess over the Grinch? It’s a wonderful story, and a wonderful movie as well. They couldn’t have picked a better actor to play the title role, and Jim Carrey is simply amazing in this movie. And the makeup was amazing, it’s what won Rick Baker the oscar for best makeup in 2000.
Also….the primary reason that some children watch shows like Moppatop’s Show is to learn and sometimes the adults watch them so they can learn a little bit as well.
Tell me, have you ever sat down with your kids – watched an educational children’s show and actually enjoyed it?
@real Andria Kilgore: I don’t think you could handle me IRL…
@Nathan F: Do you sit around in footy pajamas while you eat Cheerios and watch some of the fucked up shit for cartoons nowadays? I think the only decent animation is sometimes in any anime, which is almost too childish depending on what you fucking watch. Your shit-a-tude is pissing people off, so in turn they try to piss you off. Do you get it? It’s an even trade off!
Nathan F and his fucking stories or weregrinch bullshit =
SHIT NOBODY CARES ABOUT
I LIKE IT BETTER IN THE ASS WHEN I AM WATCHING SPONGEBOB! DADDY’S PENIS MAKES ME ENJOY MY CEREAL MORE!!
@Andria Kilgore impostor: I have an ultimatum: STFU or GTFO.
@REAL Andria Kilgore: And I have an ultimatum too:
TITS OR GTFO
@Fake Andria Kilgore. You STFU.
@REAL Andria Kilgore:
Oh c’mon, internet tough bitch. I bet you swing like a girl!
Does Chucky have’ta roundhouse a bitch?
I LIKE HAVING A HOT DOG….IN MY BUNS!!!!
(DADDY PUTS HIS RELISH IN IT AND SAYS IT TASTES GOOD)
Hey Andria, you sorry sultry bitch. Why do you have the hots for some manchild that is so damn TL;DR and basically can be filed under “SHIT NOBODY CARES ABOUT”? Since you love such a loser, it seems to SCREAM that you lack any kind of IRL life whatsoever. I bet you wanna watch cartoons with him too….like, maybe Happy Tree Friends or BARNEY.
I bet since you are desperate for such a loser, you are just desperate for some manchild dick because the semen has never hit another pussy and is virgin ripened. Amirite?
@ Nathan makes what “all great”? you don’t just fucking like something like a normal person, you obsess over enough to make it shitty to like.
i am starting to be ashamed of being fan of bruce campbell, because of people like you. like i said you are ruining bruce campbell.
you are like the fucking reverse of midas you touch something and it turns to shit, you just need to fucking stop.
i have seen your damn blog, its D-A-M-N you stupid fuck, learn to fucking spell it! your “closet monster movie figures” idea is shit, the fact that you make it sound like that shit is real is just sad, and makes baby jesus cry.
obsessing over a children’s movie(i don’t give a fuck if parents watch them too, they wouldn’t go “yeah lets go see the grinch hunny, get the kids a baby sitter!”) is fucking insane, you are an adult, act like one.
the grinch by the way was awful, it was the most painful adaption of a fun little christmas story, the only one worse than it is the cat in the hat.
hell no, they don’t watch shows to learn they watch shows to see all the pretty colors and funny characters. WTF man, why the hell did you bring up a more obscure show like mopatop? i’ve never even heard of it, at least bring up some that everyone has heard of!
no, i haven’t watched one that was entertaining to me, i have more fun watching the kid watching it. it is good bonding time, those shows are terrible.
so were the ones that i watched as a kid, because oh i don’t know, i’m an adult and most of the shows aren’t aimed at me.
you wouldn’t understand that apparently, you appear to have the mentality of an 8 year old.
of course i’m a nasty meanie poopyhead rite?
I’m just going to ignore you demon goat.
@Chuck Norris
Look Chuck you’re old news, you used to be bad-ass – now you’re NOT. Bruce Campbell is the new badass now, you were badass because you turned into a bear in an episode of that Forest Walker show.
@DG
From now i’m just going to complete ignore you.
@Fake Nathan F’s
Same goes for you too.
@DG
What did you say about my movie?
Demon goat, please i am not that sort of man and everything you say is a lie. Just because movies like The Grinch aren’t as good as the Godfather or Forest Gump doesn’t mean you can say that you hated them. I mean not every movie a director makes is going to be an oscar winner.
And just because Ebert hated it doesn’t mean you have to hate it too, you shouldn’t always listen to what the critics say.
Look demongoat, The Grinch is a wonderful and severely underated movie. And it’s a great movie for both kids and adults – and grinchlovers and Jim Carrey fans.
Surely there must be some movie YOU have seen which are severely underated but is really fun to watch. You know, ones you watch as a guilty pleasure.
And no I do NOT watch today’s kiddie shows – I like old school ones thank you very much. I grew up in Britain so we had shows like Basil Brush.
Also what is with the fake versions of me popping up at random and posting links to MY blog?
DG really got to you. So I’m just going to repeat what he said:
@ Nathan makes what “all great”? you don’t just fucking like something like a normal person, you obsess over enough to make it shitty to like.
i am starting to be ashamed of being fan of bruce campbell, because of people like you. like i said you are ruining bruce campbell.
you are like the fucking reverse of midas you touch something and it turns to shit, you just need to fucking stop.
i have seen your damn blog, its D-A-M-N you stupid fuck, learn to fucking spell it! your “closet monster movie figures” idea is shit, the fact that you make it sound like that shit is real is just sad, and makes baby jesus cry.
obsessing over a children’s movie(i don’t give a fuck if parents watch them too, they wouldn’t go “yeah lets go see the grinch hunny, get the kids a baby sitter!”) is fucking insane, you are an adult, act like one.
the grinch by the way was awful, it was the most painful adaption of a fun little christmas story, the only one worse than it is the cat in the hat.
hell no, they don’t watch shows to learn they watch shows to see all the pretty colors and funny characters. WTF man, why the hell did you bring up a more obscure show like mopatop? i’ve never even heard of it, at least bring up some that everyone has heard of!
no, i haven’t watched one that was entertaining to me, i have more fun watching the kid watching it. it is good bonding time, those shows are terrible.
so were the ones that i watched as a kid, because oh i don’t know, i’m an adult and most of the shows aren’t aimed at me.
you wouldn’t understand that apparently, you appear to have the mentality of an 8 year old.
of course i’m a nasty meanie poopyhead rite?
That’s not helping.
DG claims to be a fan of Bruce Campbell, but i bet in actuality he knows nothing about him.
@DG
You want the Bruce? You want the Bruce? You can’t handle the Bruce.
@Anonymous
DG is just an asshole just like you.
@DG
That’s the problem with you americans, you haven’t even heard of the kind of shows that people in Britain once. Yet again, another problem with you americans is that you think that Anna Nicole was beautiful – but she wasn’t, she was utterly disgusting.
Guys guys guys, please leave Nathan alone. I mean, the way you are treating him is like the way you treated me when I was alive.
I’m with MJ, stop dogging me around. I’ll tell you what though – if I stop visiting your stupid website will you promise to leave me alone?
@Nathan F: Is that because The Ghost of MJ is YOU? I’m seriously laughing here. Really now, you have made it so that I fucking hate Jim Carrey, Grinch, and fucking Dr. Seuss anything that just at the plain site of it all I want to claw my own eyes out and off myself. You have ruined anything I believe in any of those characters, you half-witted (though you really don’t even qualify for HALF of your fucking wits). You are among the worst, and I would rather fuck Gordon Ramsay than read your stories or put up with little swine fuckers like yourself.
And to answer your previous question:
NO. Because you should of thought of that before you trolled so much. Trolls deserve trolling. You got what you deserved so DEAL WITH IT.
@Anon
I simply had to troll on here because i heavily disagreed with the rather insulting comment that Habermann said about one of Werekatt’s photomanips.
Specifically the only reason i came to “troll” on this here crapsack of a site is because I stumbled upon it while looking up werekatt’s photomanips and happen to read that rather insulting comment that Habermann said about that racoon photomanip Werekatt did. Look, I wasn’t even trolling – I was disagreeing with him – because I think that he was being a bit harsh towards this particular photomanip.
Sure it wasn’t one of Werekatt’s best, but I liked it.
Come to think of it it’s all Habermann’s fault, if it wasn’t for him shouting his mouth off and dissing other people’s art then this wouldn’t have happened. I mean Habermann is just plain rude about almost every single piece of art featured on this site.
Habermann immediatley poo-poos every piece of art he sees.
@Anon
You’ve got it all wrong, and besides Habermann started it.
Specifically the only reason i came to “troll” on this here crapsack of a site is because I stumbled upon it while looking up werekatt’s photomanips and happen to read that rather insulting comment that Habermann said about that racoon photomanip Werekatt did. Look, I wasn’t even trolling – I was disagreeing with him – because I think that he was being a bit harsh towards this particular photomanip.
Sure it wasn’t one of Werekatt’s best, but I liked it.
Come to think of it it’s all Habermann’s fault, if it wasn’t for him shouting his mouth off and dissing other people’s art then this wouldn’t have happened. I mean Habermann is just plain rude about almost every single piece of art featured on this site.
Habermann immediatley poo-poos every piece of art he sees
@Nathan F: Your major problem is that you can’t STFU about repeating the same fucking things over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over….GET MY POINT?? No one wants to listen to you because you are so “last thursday” and because you are so fucking TL;DR it makes all mothers cry at the mere site of how retarded you are. Now go and write some stories up, you have plenty of time on your hands… After all, a retard like yourself doesn’t have a real life, real job, or real anything. You live in some imaginary hollow somewhere in the universe of your fucking mind that it even has it’s own address somewhere I’m in no doubt.
Your egotistical, more than I’ve seen from anyone at all. You state that this “weregrinch” fucking exists, yet lack any solid proof to prove it. SO PROVE IT YOU MINDLESS FUCK. Prove us WRONG, because we know that you are in the foul and that you have nothing over us. We can still imagine, but you take it way too far. You are a manchild with no balls and a short penis (by the way, are you sure you’re not a hermaphrodite) that make you femme through any of your own actions and permit you only so far into manhood that you only exist there simply because you were “supposedly” born that way (as a natural-born werejohncandy, but got a sex change into a weregrinch).
NOW GO EAT YOUR CEREAL, IT’S GETTING MUSHY (LIKE YOU).
@Anon
Hmph. How rude. I have a real life and a real job you twit. And by the way, when was the last time you, Habermann or anyone else said anything nice about anything anyone on deviantart has ever done?
I understand, but would it kill ya to give “constructive criticism” to people from Deviantart rather than insulting them?
Also, you have a bad habit of blaming Habermann. I believe that it was posted on Deviantart’s forums by an associate of Metokur.org that they rightfully had permission by the copyrights laws that they can post what they want to on their own website as far as any insults and such. I can tell you that, in a right of its own, opinion is free amongst the internets so long as it is not for profit and use under one’s own name. You can’t say that Metokur is claiming as such, for the images are not altered. Either way, you are the one that should be placed under scrutiny, as you make a big meme out of the fucking fact that you are saddened by trying to become some internet celebrity, and now you are discovering it for yourself and are running from it. You did this to yourself. You shouldn’t have posted crap and 5-year-old drawings of werejohncandys or weregrinches or posted the same age kind of stories that are written (which by the way, I know how to write a good story and good prose with descriptions, which you lack, YOU SUCK AT IT). You are not a producer. Stephen King isn’t 5, neither is James Cameron, Stephen Spielberg or fucking whomever produces a film. Those are the professionals–YOU ARE NOT.
You shouldn’t have attracted attention to yourself like flies on shit, too bad now. And again, don’t blame Habermann…you could have easily have avoided this whole mess had you not a)POSTED AT ALL, or b)STOPPED POSTING PERIOD.
All I ask is that you try being nice to the next person whose art you critisize, come on have a heart.
@Nathan F: Obviously you can’t take your own advice, so consider yourself that “twit”. TWIT. And besides, there isn’t any need for anything constructive in criticism on your shit works except to say START OVER and PRACTICE PRACTICE PRACTICE until you’re old and in a nursing home, so you can entertain your elderly neighbors abroad. You suck, you know you suck, yet you lack trying to say that you suck. GO SUCK A COCK.
Anon, I do how to write a good story and am good with decriptions. And you know nothing about me, and neither does anyone else on this crapsack of a site.
And my work isn’t crap or shit as you so wrongly point it.
And fine, I will stop posting – but mark my words – you will all pay one day – and Metokur.org will be no more. I will get my revenge. Bwahahahahaha!
@Nathan F: And one more thing, you can’t even SPELL… So what makes you believe people are going to listen to you? You can’t spell and make a mock attempt at doing so. You’re clearly not good at english. Might I suggest writing in a different language, say, like Retardese? Oh wait, I guess you already write that. NEVERMIND.
Oh ha ha very funny, Anon. Oh let me guess, you speak Assholian.
I WANNA WRITE A STORY ABOUT HOW DADDY SHARES HIS MILKSHAKE!
LOOK EVERYONE!!!! I IZ A RETART!!!!
I NEED MORE VALTREX AND SARAH HAS ESCAPED!!!!
And one last thing…..what is with these fake mes that keep popping up?
@Fake Nathan F’s
Enough already.
How’s about a DOS for Metokur.org? And no one would give a tin shit if I did, since my country has had basically no government for more than two decades?
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111
BECAUSE I CAN’T GROW UP AND I WANNA WATCH MY CARTOONS, PLAY WITH MY MONSTERS, AND RAPE SARAH!!!111 BAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW
I AM A MANCHILD!!!! I WATCH CARTOONS AND MASTURBATE IN MY CEREAL!!!!
No one required you to post here, either of you. It was upon choice. Metokur.org can say whatever the fuck they want, including how ugly your horseface or furfaggotyness is or whatever. It’s their site, you twats. TITS OR GTFO.
@Fake Nathan
Again i’d never say that.
@Anon
In that case I choose to leave, have fun being assholes.
Bye.
WHAT ARE ALL THESE VOICES DOING IN MY HEAD? UH OH….SARAH’S ESCAPED!!! AH!!! MY CEREAL IS MUSHY!!!
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!!!!
@Fake Nathan F
And i’ll be seeing you in court.
And by the way, I am not Demongoat. YOUR BAD. Oh, and Wallace and Gromit characters??? LAME!!!! I hope that ED writes an article for them AND your beloved Grinch. I especially want to see one on the Grinch, because he makes looking at Blue Waffles a dream now.
@Anon
Oh really? Well it just happens i’m writing up a parody of this site.
You threaten with court? Pfft. They’ll look at all of your trolling and see that you are no less guilty. Guess you can’t hide all of your proof either, seeing as most of it is on sites and blogs or homepages that only the owner can delete upon will. You started trolling other people with your rude comments and non-criticism. Besides that, how laughable will your “weregrinch” be with the judicial system? You’d better think about that too.
Oh is that the case? Ha, you are aiming at FAIL.
Actually it’s funnier than this site will ever be.
Also, technically Habermann could sue YOU for fucking posting that he was posting things that only he can prove he was/was not posting. And he told you if you didn’t like it to get off of his site, and you didn’t listen, and you also were posting about how you were gonna kill us all and blah blah blah….
So again, what is your defense? I hope your closet monster figurines idea will buy you a good lawyer, because you’re gonna need it if you don’t want to be laughed at in front of milions and kazillions of viewers on Judge Judy.
Again I don’t watch Judge Judy, i think of her as an annoying whiny old cow.
And for the record, I did listen.
Is it funny like you? Ha, you are not funny. You all serious and fucking FAIL. In fact, you should do something more creative with your time, like making a black hole or fucking producing something more productive and stop lying about your professions (which by the way, if they are not true, more lulzcow material in a court room).
You can’t take being proven wrong.
I don’t lie about my profession, i really am a producer, animator, writer and performer.
That whiny old cow has a master’s degree somewhere in her judge’s robe and she could eat you alive. Another page I’d love to see in ED…
I think you deserve a second page on your behaviour, little mister. I hope Habermann sees this shit and has a good laugh with Vinylgirl over it.
Then where are your credentials? Where is your website, your proof? I don’t see it lying around here, so where the fuck is it? I typed in your name on the search, and it brings up other Nathan Forresters, which is like a multitude…you could have made up all that nonsense from their own credentials. I guess you might be wanting to fraud each and every one of them too, in order to get some lulz and whorish attention to making yourself look more special than you will ever deserve to be? You make me sick.
So? She’s not at all fun. I prefer J.P Valkanheiser from Nothing But Trouble.
Anon, there is proof.
Judge Judy is okayish. Why can’t there be a judge who serves as the complete opposite of her, you know, fun?
Oh, so you say so. YET, still he hath no proof of such….
PER SHAME.
Judge Judy should lighten up. I always thought they could use with a more fun judge on the show.
I personally think there should be a more lovable judge on the show, you know – one that is actually fair on the people that go on trial, one who isn’t afraid to ham it up and make jokes.
@ Nathan the manchild wow for someone who is “ignoring” me you sure did write a lot of posts to me, what does that say, you egoistical faggot?
oh and LOL at @ your split personalities, yes mister grinch your movie was shit, jim needs to fucking chill the hell out, and stop playing such shitty characters.
why the fuck are you such a dumbass? why the fuck do you think since i don’t agree with your ballmongling worship of b-movie actors that i don’t know about bruce campbell? why? its fucking retarded, its something children say to each other because they don’t agree with each other.
“You want the Bruce? You want the Bruce? You can’t handle the Bruce.”
oh look, you took his balls out of your mouth to tell me more retarded shit that kiddies still wetting the bed say. how fucking awesome, just go back to bruces balls, no one gives a fuck what pearls of wisdom you have to torture us with.
“That’s the problem with you americans, you haven’t even heard of the kind of shows that people in Britain once. Yet again, another problem with you americans is that you think that Anna Nicole was beautiful – but she wasn’t, she was utterly disgusting.”
WTF is with your idiotic obsession with that whore i don’t get it, i don’t give a shit about her. the problem with british people is some of you are obnoxious twats who need to be kicked in the balls.
lol do you really think i’d be pathetic enough to go watch any children’s shows? i’m not a creepy loser like you. as a kid i did’t give a fuck who made it, but i did watch some uk shows.
Listen DG, you can say whatever you want about me but rememeber this, i’ll be watching. And i’m not obsessed with Anna.
No I did NOT take out Bruce’s balls you asshole, unlike you – you killed him.
@DG
My aren’t you the smart one, well done DG, you’re not as dumb as you look.
And fyi i’m not a creepy loser, but you probably are.
Also i am not obsessed with Anna Nicole, i NEVER was. I prefer Carmen Electra.
I did NOT take out Bruce Campbell’s “balls” while wetting the bed so to speak, but you on the other hand have killed him.
Demongoat, I am NOT delusional and i’m not an 8 year old trapped in 40 year’s old body.
*rising up from his grave*
YOUUUUUUU KILLED MEEEEEEEE DG. YOU KILLED ME. WHHHHY OH WHHHHY DID YOU HAVE TO KILL ME, WHHYYYYYYY? I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME.
@ Nathan LOL whut? “you’ll be watching” what the fuck does that mean? are you trying to play ITG now? you are about as scary as a pile of dog shit.
you fucking bring up that whore all the fucking time, just like you bring up hanna montana and other disney shows, like bitching about them would change anything.
“No I did NOT take out Bruce’s balls you asshole, unlike you – you killed him.”
what you are still sucking on them while you type? lol. is that why that quote made no fucking sense? i killed him? lol what?
You heard me, you killed him – I saw you. You murdererer.
I am NOT sucking on Bruce’s balls, but clearly you’re sucking on Anon’s balls.
god damn you are such a fucking moron, i killed bruce campbell because i don’t praise your fucking obsession with him? he is no god, despite your idiotic need to make him into one.
keep it up though. it just makes you look more like the faggot you really are.
DG, you and Anon are obviously gay because I can hear the two of you have an orgy just as about as you’re about to type more insulting comments.
Actually you are the faggot here – you and Anon are both gay – i bet the two of have lots of sex together.
@ Nathan lol you keep up with both delusions, and i’ll keep laughing, it just shows how pathetic you are.
you can’t even come up with anything more clever than parroting me. that is what 8 year-olds do, nathan, not grown men.
I can’t believe you didn’t like my movie DG, it did very well at the box office.
@DG
Yeah grown men use violence…
@ mr grinch i have taste in movies beyond them being popular.
popularity doesn’t mean shit.
@ Nathan, christ forrester can you write a post without it degenerating into incomprehensible shit?
what the fuck does that have to do with anything.
I know that grown men don’t react by parroting the person they’re arguing with, that’s why they use phsyical violence – luckily i’ve got have a chainsaw with your name written all over it.
Hey you leave my friend alone, you don’t see me doing that to people like you now do you? Noooo.
@DG
Christ Demongoat, can you write a post without resorting to being an asshole?
@DG
You can say whatever you want about my friend and fellow grinch, but remember.. us grinches don’t like to ticked off.
@ Nathan my god, you are retarded, that post made no fucking sense at all. are you going to just start mashing the keyboard like an epileptic monkey in a few posts?
grown men come up with their own arguments you mongoloid faggot, not by repeating what i say to you.
love the threat of physical violence though, you like to make that shit lightly don’t you? threaten bodily harm when you run out of arguments other than “you’re mean!” “you don’t understand me!” “you don’t know anything about it!” “my delusions are real!” “i’m not a liar!” “NO U!”
as your mommy said nathan: use your words!
as for your proxy fuck off you green pussy.
lol
Well that may work for you humans, but us grinches have a completely different way of solving our arguements.
@ nathan oh look, do you want a cracker faggot, after all parrots love crackers.
@ grinch lol yeah, how about i call a priest and have him “exorcises” with his dick in your ass. oh wait you would know anything about real were-lore would you? you get all your shit from movies and tv.
Oh so what are you saying DG is that grown men start their own arguements and not by repeating what the other person said – otherwise you might as well turn it into a Seinfelian conversation.
Now you’re saying that i’m retarded which is another word for stupid, dumb or idiotic which i am not and you think that I repeat everything you say which is what i’m not doing right now.
You gotta be kidding me DG, that would never work – and Nathan is not a bird of any kind – in fact he has an aversion to birds. I know a thing or two about real were-lore. In fact i’ve read tons of books about it.
@DG
I’m not a parrot, i’m not a bird of any kind. I do NOT have feathers, or wings, or a beak.
@ nathan “Christ Demongoat, can you write a post without resorting to being an asshole?” is pretty much what i said to you only changed a few of the words faggot.
come up with your own shit, even though i would love to have a parrot, i want a funny one.
ooo wow you aren’t parroting me on that post, wow you must be fucking proud of that, you want a cookie for not being a complete pile of shit?
you are retarded, you just have to read your blog to find out, its full of stupid fucking shit that no one sane would care about.
@ nathan “Christ Demongoat, can you write a post without resorting to being an asshole?” is pretty much what i said to you only changed a few of the words faggot.
come up with your own shit, even though i would love to have a parrot, i want a funny one.
ooo wow you aren’t parroting me on that post, wow you must be fucking proud of that, you want a cookie for not being a complete pile of shit?
you are retarded, you just have to read your blog to find out, its full of stupid fucking shit that no one sane would care about.
That’s MISTER Grinch to you, DG. It’s Mister Grrrrrinch.
@DG
So what? I like my blog for what it is. Sure it’s glitzy or in the least bit glamous. And sure it can be silly and downright ridiculous at times, but it’s my blog dammit – and I can post whatever I want on there. And no one can tell me otherwise – not even you.
And learn to spell and say my name right will ya, DG? It’s MISTER Grinch – I repeat, MISTER Grinch – with a grrrr.
@ nathan if you think i am saying you are literally a parrot, you are the dumbest motherfucker on the internet.
@ nathans green sock puppet, if you fucking knew anything about weres’ you would know that one of the cures for it is exorcism by a priest.
or stabbing a were in the head, but i know you get all your knowledge of were shit from tv and movies, not folklore or mythology.
just like you think weregrinches are immoral, were creatures are not immortal.
Not true, i get it from folklore and mythology too. And exorcism only works for a demons.
fuck nathan enough with the shitty grinch posts, it just makes you look deranged.
it is hilarious to watch though.
LOL keep posting i’ll keep laughing at your stupid shit and calling you a faggot, deal?
@DG
Meh, see if i can. You say i’m a parrot when in actuality i am not? So be it then. Be that way, fine. And i’m not thinking what you are saying in the least.
And I know a LOT more about werecreatures then you’ll ever do, and I do KNOW that they’re not immortal – because well that’s vampires. Also I DO know that a werecreature strictly refers to someone who turns INTO an animal and not the reverse.
So you don’t need to tell me twice.
Au contrare DG, I’m not Nathan – i am the real deal – you’re looking at the grinch himself here.
bullshit, you don’t know anything about mythology nathan, or you would understand why a grinch couldn’t be a were creature.
if you think exorcism doesn’t work on were creatures then you are a fucking liar about knowing about folklore.
werewolves were demonic, they were cursed by god, or priests or possessed by demonic forces. or skinwalkers or berserkers.
they were never bitten, no folklore says anything about werewolves turning other people into werewolves.
You believe what you want to believe in DG and i’ll stick to what i believe in, okay.
I know what Berserkers are. I know they were cursed by god, and that they were never bitten and that there’s no folklore that says that werewolves can turn other people into their kind – you do not need to tell me or Nathan that.
And contrary to what you may think grinches make fine werecreatures – and i don’t think my friend wishes to be exorcised. But thanks for the offer.
I know all that you know. I know that berserkers were like that. I know that no folklore has a werecreature that can turn others into one of it’s kind, and i know that they weren’t bitten and that they were cursed by god.
I don’t wish to be cured, so DG – sorry to say this but i’ll pass.
Lastly, i don’t see why it would be considered a curse – turning into an animal or monster every night would be incredibly awesome.
my god LOL, amazing, you have no idea what parroting someone means?
parrot: 2. a person who repeats or imitates the words or actions of another unintelligently
you have imitated my posts, you are parroting me faggot.
vampires are not immortal they are dead nathan, they are animated corpses, go look up what immortal means before speaking out of your ass,
i had to tell you that weres are men that turn into animals because you don’t know shit about weres, hell most of the fucking people who claim they are one know shit about weres.
@DG
Now why would turning into an animal or monster at night be considered a curse? Unless of course the particular animal they turn into is one they hate or afraid of them then i don’t see why it would be a problem for that person.
@DG
It really depends on the animal, if it was an animal they really liked it would be a good thing, but if it was an animal they hate or are scared of then THAT would be a problem.
@ nathan you lying sack of shit, your stupid fucking story about me was a were turning a person into a were. whats a berserker then nathan whats is a skinwalker?
i think you “both” need to be “exorcised” with a bullet to the brain, that is the only sure cure for stupidity this bad.
i don’t fucking think you know what a berserker is nathan, if you do tell me all about them.
Does THAT really immediantley mean that it sucks for the poor human who is transforming into that animal? I mean what if it is an animal they like?
@ nathan fuck me, that is stupid. the fucking reason that people would consider it a curse is they turned people into insane ravaging monsters.
giant wolves taller than a person, that would kill people and eat livestock. they would poison the ground and destroy crops, they would fucking bring darkness.
@ nathan fuck me, that is stupid. the fucking reason that people would consider it a curse is they turned people into insane ravaging monsters.
giant wolves taller than a person, that would kill people and eat livestock. they would poison the ground and destroy crops, they would fucking bring darkness.
the beserkers are warriors from old norse literature, they fight in a trance-like state of fury.
@DG
Wolves are not that bad, they just get a bad rep because of those stories like Little Red Riding Hood.
@ grinch so, knowing sooo much about folklore. you would know that many of the people who turned into werewolves would slaughter their own families while in an insane rage?
they had no control, they were not like the movie versions.
A skin-walker is a person in Native American legend with the ability to turn into any animal he/she desires – but in order to transform he/she has to be wearing the pelt of that particular animal.
@DG
True – they did do that, but only out of insane rage.
@ Nathan good job, you know shit about anything, LOl
@ grinch and they ate peoples sheep and killed children. england has no wolves, i would expect you to know being from there, for those reasons.
the last one having been killed in the 14th century, i believe.
@DG
A berserker is a warrior from old Norse literature, they often fight in a rather trance-like state of fury and wear the pelt of a certain kind of animal will doing it.
Skinwalkers are from Native American legends, they have the ability to become any human they choose – but in order to do so they have to wear the pelt of that particular animal.
@ grinch guess what fucktard, they didn’t want to murder their own family, are you so dense that you can’t see how that would be considered a CURSE?
@DG
Yes of course they did. While England does not have wolves – they do have foxes.
@ nathan thats it? that is all you know? weak.
go pick up a book and stop lying about everything.
@DG
Well if it’s that what turning into a wolf or whatever animal they were cursed to turn into does to them then I wouldn’t blame them.
@ nathan you don’t fucking think that MIGHT be a bigger fucking reason why wolfs “get a bad rap” dumbass?
not some kiddie story, but reality where wolves ate children and sheep, where the people killed the wolves to protect themselves and their lively hood?
christ your perception of reality is so skewed, there are no worth analogies for it.
@DG
I’m not lying, and I did get those facts from a book by the way.
@ grinch this just shows how ignorant you fucking are of europian folklore, if you don’t even know that they wouldn’t want to be werewolves.
you are just a fucking liar and you should GTFO.
@DG
Well of course they did. And they did a good job too.
@DG
Actually I don’t think i will. But i’d prefer it if you DID. And stay away from my blog.
@DG
Fine, suit yourself.
@ nathan doesn’t matter, you can keep saying you aren’t lying, i don’t fucking believe you. you lie enough already with the shit about being werejohncandy, when you were one last year in march.
No i was not, believe it or not the werejohncandy thing was just a dream.
No i was not, believe it or not the werejohncandy thing was just a dream.
@DG
Nathan never said he was a werejohncandy – in that back in March of last year – that was only a dream,
@ Nathan lol that is why i saw blog entries for that shit then? lol i saw your l33t photo-manip skills badly attempting to make your self into one.
hell they were just as shitty as when you attempted to make yourself into gaston, my god, it was eye-rape.
I deleted those, and those photomanips are not shitty thank you very much.
DG, those weren’t photomanips of himself as a werejc, those photomanips of another werejohncandy.
yep i see you have the best ammo for a battle of wits,nathan, nothing.
“NO U!” nice come back.
LOL you deleted the images? so you think that magically changes history? we know you thought you were a werejohncandy, did you really think once people found that shit people would fucking forget about it when you deleted it?
learn2fuckinginternet nathan.
If you looked more closely at those werejohncandies in the manips, you would know that none of them are of me – most of them are of either Chumsley or Cassie.
@DG
You know that only because of Rents and his blog Slapstick Anarchy.
@DG
I insist you leave Nathan alone DG, you’ve caused him enough trouble for one day.
@ grinch and that is why it says “This first one is a shot of me turning into Chumsley the werejohncandy.”
since no one else posts to your idiot blog i assume it is you nathan.
they are baaaaaaad.
@ Nathan lol so what? i found it, i read your insane, but hilarious blog, and now you can’t stop responding to me even when you said you were nothing going to!
BAWWWW for me lolcow BAAWWWWW!
@grinch fuck you, you little green shit, i’ll stop.. well never its too funny!
god damn, i must be getting tired, it should say [..]and now you can’t stop responding to me even when you said you were not going to!
damn internet.
Actually i have 4 followers, Andria Kilgore, Mansid, Leon Gordon and Rene Riva.
@DG
Remember, next time you try and ruin say anything bad about Nathan – you’ll have to deal with me..
I have four followers on my blog, and i do occassionaly get comments from Andria – but she has been going to bed early recently.
DG really got to you. So I’m just going to repeat what he said:
@ Nathan makes what “all great”? you don’t just fucking like something like a normal person, you obsess over enough to make it shitty to like.
i am starting to be ashamed of being fan of bruce campbell, because of people like you. like i said you are ruining bruce campbell.
you are like the fucking reverse of midas you touch something and it turns to shit, you just need to fucking stop.
i have seen your damn blog, its D-A-M-N you stupid fuck, learn to fucking spell it! your “closet monster movie figures” idea is shit, the fact that you make it sound like that shit is real is just sad, and makes baby jesus cry.
obsessing over a children’s movie(i don’t give a fuck if parents watch them too, they wouldn’t go “yeah lets go see the grinch hunny, get the kids a baby sitter!”) is fucking insane, you are an adult, act like one.
the grinch by the way was awful, it was the most painful adaption of a fun little christmas story, the only one worse than it is the cat in the hat.
hell no, they don’t watch shows to learn they watch shows to see all the pretty colors and funny characters. WTF man, why the hell did you bring up a more obscure show like mopatop? i’ve never even heard of it, at least bring up some that everyone has heard of!
no, i haven’t watched one that was entertaining to me, i have more fun watching the kid watching it. it is good bonding time, those shows are terrible.
so were the ones that i watched as a kid, because oh i don’t know, i’m an adult and most of the shows aren’t aimed at me.
you wouldn’t understand that apparently, you appear to have the mentality of an 8 year old.
of course i’m a nasty meanie poopyhead rite?
Anonymous you ALREADY said that two pages ago. You are repeating yourself.
@Anonymous
Why do you sound like a broken record?
@Anonymous
No he didn’t, and you’re just repeating what you said two pages ago. And besides, I don’t have to act like an adult if i don’t want to. *sticks tongue out*
@Anonymous
No he didn’t, and you’re just repeating what you said two pages ago. And besides, I don’t have to act like an adult if i don’t want to. *sticks tongue out*
@Anonymous
Okay Anonymous, we get it – you’re repeating what DG said – ha ha, very funny.
@Nathan every fucking thing you said should be filed under “SHIT NOBODY CARES ABOUT” because no matter what Habermann, Rents, Anonymous, Anon, or your fucking little girly Andria might tell you, you insist to further push yourself to try to annoy us further. Don’t deny that you have the sockpuppets, some of us already have the accounts on DA just watching in laughter, and Blackbluedawg is right behind you on getting his own ED page too I bet. Go and BAAAAWWWW about that faggot.
In fact, everytime I see Nathan complaining and BAAAWWing here, he goes to do the following:
1. Posts to his Deviantart
2. Posts to his fucking Blogspot
3. Writes at least 3 or 4 stories concerning how this is this or this ain’t that on his stupid DA page
4. And returns HERE
See the circle? Isn’t it obvious, Nathan?
OMFG, seriously…. He posted parodies of us on his DA page. I FEEL BUTTHURT NAO >:*{ LOL
OOOH OOOH AHHHH AAHHHHH AAAHHHH AAHHHHH!!!! I TURNED INTO A MONKEY SO I CAN FUCK MINA OF THE APES IN MY TL;DR STORY!!!
RAWR. I can haz RAGE.
We get it Anon, sheesh. And fake me, you don’t need to be a sex crazed maniac all the time.
Fine, we will.
@Andria Kilgore impostor: Shut the fuck up. You don’t want to be shipped off to Israel, forcibly converted to Judaism and brainwashed, then end up being one of the stupid fucking Goldbergs who controls the weather and runs the world with Obama, Chavez, Sarkozy and all the others as their sockpuppets? Yes? Then keep on going on like you do. No? Then STFU.
So says you, Andria. In what logic do you seriously believe that you can do that kind of shit to anyone? Keep pissing all over yourself, because I highly doubt you have that kind of authority. And someone with that kind of authority wouldn’t care making love to some twat over the internets that asspies his way to getting attention whored. ¿Comprende?
@ nathan, suuuurre i didn’t, that is why you say you would ignore me, but you kept responding with the idiotic drivel that spews from your ass.
LOL you are a lying sack of shit.
by the way fuck you and your MPD, grinch can go shove a christmas tree up his ass.
@ andria, shut up you paranoid delusional cunt, nothing you said is remotely fucking true. no one can control the weather.
you are fucking insane and need to see a doctor about it.
maybe you and nathan could get lobotomies together? i bet they have two-for-one deals, if it saves humanity from your shit.
@Anon
Leave my friend alone.
@DG
I’m not going to dignifying THAT in a comment.
@DG
Fine, have it your way. But don’t come crying to me when your christmas presents get stolen this year.
@DG
I’m not going to dignify THAT in a comment.
One last time since the message ‘grow the fuck up’ really gets to you:
@ Nathan makes what “all great”? you don’t just fucking like something like a normal person, you obsess over enough to make it shitty to like.
i am starting to be ashamed of being fan of bruce campbell, because of people like you. like i said you are ruining bruce campbell.
you are like the fucking reverse of midas you touch something and it turns to shit, you just need to fucking stop.
i have seen your damn blog, its D-A-M-N you stupid fuck, learn to fucking spell it! your “closet monster movie figures” idea is shit, the fact that you make it sound like that shit is real is just sad, and makes baby jesus cry.
obsessing over a children’s movie(i don’t give a fuck if parents watch them too, they wouldn’t go “yeah lets go see the grinch hunny, get the kids a baby sitter!”) is fucking insane, you are an adult, act like one.
the grinch by the way was awful, it was the most painful adaption of a fun little christmas story, the only one worse than it is the cat in the hat.
hell no, they don’t watch shows to learn they watch shows to see all the pretty colors and funny characters. WTF man, why the hell did you bring up a more obscure show like mopatop? i’ve never even heard of it, at least bring up some that everyone has heard of!
no, i haven’t watched one that was entertaining to me, i have more fun watching the kid watching it. it is good bonding time, those shows are terrible.
so were the ones that i watched as a kid, because oh i don’t know, i’m an adult and most of the shows aren’t aimed at me.
you wouldn’t understand that apparently, you appear to have the mentality of an 8 year old.
of course i’m a nasty meanie poopyhead rite?
@ nathan fine then STFU you retard, i doubt you will, given the fucking fact that you won’t stop responding to me.
@ nathan the faggot grinch, lol right, i feel so fucking scared right now. are you a fucking stalker now? should i get a dog? christ nathan, you are going to steal my goddamn presents? who the fuck cares enough about presents to find that a fucking threat?
you just keep proving what i said, you are a fucking child trapped in a mans’ body, grow the fuck up already.
as for you attempting to whiteknight nathan, fuck off, if andria is a real person, she is fucking insane and should be locked in a padded cell till she dies.
@Nathan F: Since you didn’t really get it like, the 1st,2nd, or 3rd fucking time, let me re-hand that to you (no puns intended as I would never touch your sorry cock):
@ Nathan makes what “all great”? you don’t just fucking like something like a normal person, you obsess over enough to make it shitty to like.
i am starting to be ashamed of being fan of bruce campbell, because of people like you. like i said you are ruining bruce campbell.
you are like the fucking reverse of midas you touch something and it turns to shit, you just need to fucking stop.
i have seen your damn blog, its D-A-M-N you stupid fuck, learn to fucking spell it! your “closet monster movie figures” idea is shit, the fact that you make it sound like that shit is real is just sad, and makes baby jesus cry.
obsessing over a children’s movie(i don’t give a fuck if parents watch them too, they wouldn’t go “yeah lets go see the grinch hunny, get the kids a baby sitter!”) is fucking insane, you are an adult, act like one.
the grinch by the way was awful, it was the most painful adaption of a fun little christmas story, the only one worse than it is the cat in the hat.
hell no, they don’t watch shows to learn they watch shows to see all the pretty colors and funny characters. WTF man, why the hell did you bring up a more obscure show like mopatop? i’ve never even heard of it, at least bring up some that everyone has heard of!
no, i haven’t watched one that was entertaining to me, i have more fun watching the kid watching it. it is good bonding time, those shows are terrible.
so were the ones that i watched as a kid, because oh i don’t know, i’m an adult and most of the shows aren’t aimed at me.
you wouldn’t understand that apparently, you appear to have the mentality of an 8 year old.
of course i’m a nasty meanie poopyhead rite?
@DG: That’s because Nathan is like a cartoon on repeated re-runs. He probably can’t tell time and that his boss at McDonald’s constantly reminds him to stop talking to the customers about how he’s a weregrinch, a werejohncandy, or Metokur.org and that evil Ezekial Habermann and his henchmen and to get back to REALITY.
I can tell time, it’s 6:53 am in America but oner here in New Zealand it’s 2:09 pm.
@DG
And i don’t work at Mcdonalds you jackass. And you’re the one repeating yourself.
@Anonymous
No it doesn’t. I DON’T HAVE TO GROW THE FUCK UP IF I DON’T WANT TO. So just shut the fuck up and leave me you bastard. Same goes for Demongoat.
@Anon
Hmph. You know, for someone who claims to have lots of friends in real life you sure come across as a bully on here.
@Anonymous
Same goes for you too.
@DG
Nathan does KNOW how to tell time and he doesn’t work at Mcdonalds, once again like every one of you assholes here on MetoTURD you got it all wrong.
1. I do NOT work at McDonalds.
2. I don’t have to act like an adult if I don’t want to.
3. I CAN tell time – it’s 2:17 pm here over in NZ and in the US it’s 7:14 am.
4. DG can just GTFU because he’s just an asshole who thinks he’s doing right by trolling people on DA.
5. That grinch is not me, that was the grinch himself.
@ Anon FUCKING TRUTH
@ Nathan, lol you moron i didn’t say you worked at mcdonalds’, but i believe it now. i doubt you could fucking do anything but work at flipping burgers, with the attention span you have.
hell i haven’t even pointed how fucking idiotic it is trying to accuse metokur.org or habermann of being in league with the guys who made epic movie.
W.T.F nathan, what the fuck. of all the dumbest things you have posted, that has to be the one of the most illogical and stupid. you should have just an hero after that and saved yourself further shame.
Listen here Anon, don’t you ever repeat whatever that asshole DG says ever again – I don’t have to act like an adult if I don’t want to. And you can’t tell me otherwise.
Also Anonymous, I do NOT work at Macdonalds, and to me reality sucks – too many people.
DG – DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT RESPONDING.
Oh please I have a much better attention span than you, and I deffinately have a much better job than you ever – and anything I’m not going to grown up and you can’t make me.
@ nathan LOL GFTU? what the fuck does that stand for? more FAIL from the werejohncandy!
the grinch is too you, unlike you, shit for brains, no one is insane enough to believe you.
Sorry I meant STFU as in shut the fuck up. And this whole site is fail to me, I mean come on.
And no my grinchy friend here isn’t me either. He really is the grinch.
Au contrare DG, He and I are not the same grinch, i’m the one with the potbelly – Nathan here isn’t.
@ nathan lol i see you are up to your standard of A+ discourse, lots of “NO U!” and BAWWWWing like a child.
fine don’t grow up and be a man, thats cool, i’ll be right here calling you on your shit and pointing out your insanity.
lol i wouldn’t want you to change anyway, your RAEG is sweet, sweet milk from the lolcow.
BAWWWWW lolcow BAWWWWWW
Sorry, the lolcow just ran out of milk. It’s game over for you.
Unfortunately DG your time is up, the lolcow ran out of milk and it’s game over for you, oh sorry – you lose.
*in a computer type voice* DG, your time is up. You lose. Game over.
@ nathan LOL i think anyone gives a fuck what you think nathan. you don’t like it because it highlights how fucked up in the head you are.
that makes it EPIC WIN.
not going to waste my time on your fucking delusions nathan, so you can give the whole grinch thing a rest lol.
Says the possessed ovine.
LOL no it didn’t i see it still giving milk just fine, now the lolcow thinks its a robot.
Actually that was the master computer telling you your time is up, but thanks for playing the Milk The Lolcow game – unfortunately your high score did NOT make the list.
Actually that was the master computer, telling YOU DG that your time is up, but thanks for playing Milk The Lolcow, unfortunately your high score did NOT make the list because it wasn’t good enough.
@ nathan lol good job, you fail at identifying animals nathan. ovine are SHEEP, capra are GOATS, lol amazing bro, you fail on all counts.
by the way if you are going to try to be clever at least figure out that ovine and capra are the genus level.
Oh right, my mistake – thank you for pointing out that mr possessed capra.
@ nathan, fuck you are so unfunny nathan, just fucking give it up. you make dane cook seem funny, and dane cook makes me want to kill myself.
@DG
You know, for an annoying human you’re not as dumb as you look.
@DG
Oh wow, real nice comeback. And i’m not giving it up.
@ nathan lol you already killed yourself by failing to DO THE FUCKING RESEARCH, stop digging yourself a deeper grave.
you are pwned and pwned bad, now fuck off.
@DG
Oh please, you have not pwned me and I really did do the fucking research you moron. And the deeper grave is for you. How about you fuck off first?
@ nathan comeback? it wasn’t a comeback it was the fucking truth, you are a fucking embodiment of antilulz. nothing you post is funny, your blog is a a vortex of the most unfunny, unoriginal and stupid shit i’ve ever had my displeasure to view on the internet.
your “jokes” just prove this.
@DG
So? It doesn’t matter what you think about it. My followers like it – and they like me for who i am. And if you didn’t like it, then you shouldn’t have been looking at it – it’s simple as that.
It does not matter what you think DG, my 4 followers like it and they like me for who i am – if you didn’t like it then you shouldn’t have been looking at it – simple as that really.
And it’s not meant for the likes of you anyway. If you wanted an “entertaining” blog you could have easily just checked out Dr Horrible.
@ nathan no you fucking didn’t, you fucking pathological liar. you called me a possessed ovine, a ovine is a fucking sheep. i pointed out you are fucking wrong and amazingly wrong. the fact that you thought that was worth posting and being shown what a fucking idiot you are, and now you denying you didn’t do the research shows how much you fail at life.
oh look more “NO U!” arguments too! who would have guessed nathan, that i’d get more brainless BAWWWWing from you.
I know my animals, and you fail just as much as i do.
@ nathan oh look the last resort of a typical BAWWWing tartlet, “don’t look at it, if you don’t like it then! BAWWWWW”!
if you don’t care what i think, you would have STOPPED FUCKING POSTING TO ME YOU CUNT! hahahaha.
you mean the 4 followers that only exist in your head? you mean the puppets you pretend give a shit about you? yeah sure nathan.
lol its not meant for me? i see now we come to the attempt to make it sound like only “special” get your shitty blog, oh i realize that, by special i obviously mean retarded.
i never said entertaining i said funny. you think that blog is funny, the truth is, nothing on it is funny, its all full of shit no one cares about.
@ nathan bullshit, you said “Says the possessed ovine.” goats are capra, not ovine, so you don’t know shit about animals.
by the way you fucking admitting that you ARE “mr grinch” faggot.
quote mr grinch :Says the possessed ovine.
i point out that goats are not ovine and the next post says
Nathan F: Oh right, my mistake – thank you for pointing out that mr possessed capra.
PWNED FAGGOT! you fucking delusional moron, you got pwned.
@DG
So? It doesn’t even have to be stuff that people actually care about. It can be anything you like. And no i mean the actual followers on my blog who I care a lot about.
Sure it’s not “funny” or “original” or “have facinating articles” or have “style” – but i like it the way it is – and i wouldn’t change it for anything else.
@ nathan so you like being shit basically? you are so unfunny and delusional that you think it’s okay to not be any good at what you do?
no wonder the world is going to shit, we have to settle for shit now, “oh i don’t want to even try to be good at what i’m doing, people are just fine with the drivel i post.”
LOL what? that is just pathetic.
Hey we can’t ALL be A-listers, some of us settle for being B or Z-Grade – and that’s what I am, i’m a B-Grade guy.
@DG
We can’t ALL be A-listers you know, some of us like to settle for being B-Grade or Z-Grade and that’s what I am, i’m a B-Grade guy. I’m like a B-Grade horror movie producer.
@DG
We can’t ALL be award winners. Some people settle for being B or Z grade – and that’s what my friend Nathan is – he’s a b grade guy. I mean we can’t all be oscar winners.
And not every film a producer makes is going to be as good as The Godfather, Forest Gump or even Titanic for the matter – and those films may come across as commercial flops but become instant cult classics.
And speaking of B- Grade actors you probably wouldn’t like Bruce Campbell so much if he decided to star in a non b-grade movie would you?
@ nathan lol you think i’m asking you to be an a-lister? lol fuck no. you make yourself sound like an a-lister and you aren’t even a z-lister.
it’s your own fault for having so much USI, furfag, how many times have you made threats to me not to mess with you? i count quite a few lol.
i really don’t give a shit if you improve yourself, stay the way you are. i’m going to keep saying how shit your website is and how much of a fag you are though.
LOLcows never learn! but if they did they wouldn’t be lolcows.
Fine.
And by the way, you claim to be a fan of Bruce, right?
Well think about….would you like Bruce as much as you do now if he started appearing in A-List movies as an antagonist rather than a good guy, well…would you?
@ nathan stop pretending to be another person faggot i already showed you are “mr grinch” 7 posts up, just fucking give it up.
lol you think i don’t know that nathan, i don’t need your shitty asinine lectures, i watch a lot of b-movies, and lower, i hate derivative shit though, and that is all you do.
no i would watch him, i like bruce he plays fun characters, it isn’t like burn notice is b-grade.
You can say whatever you want about my blog but i don’t want to see you on it.
Here’s a question for you? What if Bruce Campbell came up to you and said..”Hey DG, i’m going to quit doing movies like My Name Is Bruce and Evil Dead and do more serious roles in A-List movies instead”?
@DG
So DG, would you like him if he played a character who is the complete opposite of the character he usually plays? Like would you like him if he played a leading man in a romantic comedy?
@ nathan what is your fucking point nathan, get to it.
i like actors with range, i’d like to see if bruce could be a villain, heck i’d like to see lot of the actors i like be villains.
so what?
My point is, you don’t have to be remotely talented or good to get people to notice you – you could just be yourself.
@DG
My point is, you don’t have to be talented to get people to notice you.
Look DG, you can say whatever you want about my blog on here, but don’t you come onto my website saying that – because you know i’d delete them if you do.
Grow up Nathan.
Reality is awesome for people who aren’t losers.
@Anonymous
No i won’t. And what’s the big damm deal about reality anyway? All you do is get out of bed in the bed, do a bunch of stuff during the day – then go back to sleep at night.
@ Nathan really?! you think so? gee who would have fucking guessed that revelation, with all the tabloids, the gossip channels, the fucking reality tv shows and shit like fred on the internet?
my god man who other than people that live in caves, do not know that?
you think that is a defense? you think that “well, everyone else is shit, i don’t need to be better!” is a good fucking way to live?
lol well done. you make me feel less like america is the shithole of the world when it comes to devoid of any intellectual substance, the UK is just as bad judging from someone produced by its society.
@ nathan, i wouldn’t fucking post on your shitty blog. i already know how much of a fucking butthurt little crybaby you are, when you blocked my valid criticism of your story about bruce.
@DG
Yes really. And anyone can be a star, even someone like YOU.
@ nathan gee thanks for the insight genius, did you come up with that yourself or did one of your 4 fuck buddies help grunt that shit out?
did you let andria stop licking your asshole and write that wonderfully cliche shit down for you?
@DG
I wasn’t butthurt, the reason I blocked your so called “valid criticism” of my Bruce story is because clearly you were some kind of troll, just like InuyashaSucks, RentsLovesYouBitch, JohnCandyWerewlvsSuk, and FuckinWeregrinches, and the rest of those trolls who only joined DA under fake accounts to pester me because of that stupid ED article about me.
@DG
I came with that myself, and they’re not my fuck buddies. And for your information Andria is NOT licking my asshole, but i’d like to see someone shove their foot up yours.
@ nathan how the fuck would you know? i was “obviously” a troll? oh right, nice fucked up logic. so for you this is how it goes? person who gives valid but harsh criticism = troll that only knows you from ED?
what a bunch of fucking bullshit.
@DG
Yes, and it’s not bullshit. Yes, you were trolling.
Grow up Nathan.
Reality is awesome for people who aren’t losers.
@Anonymous
*yawns*
@Anonymous
So? What’s so awesome about reality, nothing but a lot of pain and suffering – too many wars.
@ nathan how would you fucking know though? you only know i gave you a bad review, in your deranged mind bad reviews only mean troll?
the story made no sense! your sense of proportion is out of wack! you turn people to STONE for making FUN of you!
LOL that is insane.
@DG
Well they deserved it for trying to annoy me by pretending to be comedians.
@ nathan, they deserve to be turned to stone.. for pretending to be comedians..
OMG HAHAHAA
@DG
They deserved it for pestering me on here by pretending to be comedians and saying “your characters suck Nathan” over and over again. And and so do those retards who keep trying to impersonate me.
They kept claiming to be famous comedians and kept typing “Your Characters suck Nathan” over and over again.
@ Nathan the fact that you think that your shitty story is the fucking proper response is just mind boggling.
you killed them, you fucking killed them for talking shit on the INTERNET. on.the.fucking.internet.
what fucking color is the sky in your world nathan? you are batshit insane to think turning people to stone is how you deal with people saying bad shit about you.
hence my criticism, your revenge-fiction is fucked up, its the sign of an unstable and diseased mind, not a normal one.
do your friends pat you on the back and tell you that writing a story like that is good? if they do you need new fucking friends, they are just making it worse.
@DG
Hmmm….I’m afraid it is you who is the fucked up one. My stories are not that bad. And my mind is not unstable or diseased but clearly yours is. And my friends and family like my writing thank you very much and i wouldn’t exchange them for anything else in the world. And you’re making funs even worse.
Your mother says grow up Nathan.
Reality is great.
Your stories suck.
You have mental impairments.
@Anonymous
No she doesn’t.
Reality is boring and way too violent.
My stories don’t suck.
I do not have mental impairments.
@ Nathan lol you don’t think they are that bad, because you are fucked up in the head.
do you think turning people into animals, committing violence against them, or outright killing them for anything but the harshest reasons is logical?
you.were.made.fun.of.on.the.internet. you will never fucking meet any of the the people who make fun of you ever.
you are fucking crazy, you think the fucking internet is serious business! you fucking tool.
if your friends find the revenge fiction you write within the limits of what you should do when someone makes fun of you, then they are as fucked up as you are.
@DG
Well yes. And i hope to NEVER meet anyone who made fun of me online epsecially not you guys – you’re all assholes. And I don’t ever want to meet YOU because i’m certain you’re worse than any school bully.
@ nathan well yes what? you really think the shit i listed is justified punishment for making fun of you?
Which school did you go to nathan? I thought you said you were homeschooled.
@ nathan i wouldn’t want to meet you either, you sound like a child rapist and an axe murderer waiting to happen lol
@DG
I hope to NEVER meet any of YOU anyway, you’re all a bunch of assholes. You bash every single piece of art Habermann puts on here. Why I bet even if we put the Mona Lisa on here you’d still think it’s crap.
@ nathan stop repeating yourself faggot.
@Fake Andria Kilgore
You’re not Andria.
@DG
1. I’m NOT a child rapist or an axe murderer waiting to happen.
2. Yes it is justified punishment for the torment you lot have put me through.
3. My work is not shit.
Ooh look at me, i’m Demon Goat – i’m a loser with no talent and i like to troll people on deviantart, I think that every piece of art in the world is shit.
@ Nathan
1. you are obviously sociopathic.
2. you prove you are sociopathic and psychopathic by saying that shit is justified, you also have NPD. no one fucking sane thinks that killing people for mocking them is fucking right nathan, go fucking see a psychologist, you are psychotic!
3. your work is shit and scary, you are in need of medical treatment before you start on a killing spree the UK. DO IT NAO FAGGOT.
if not, i expect to see headlines of “country wide manhunt for serial killer, nathan thegrinch forrester” or whatever your real name is, on the bbc news.
@ Nathan lol nice try faggot. too bad you have the IQ of a pile dog shit or might have been funny.
1. So? What there’s nothing wrong with that.
2. I’m not a killer.
3. Please, don’t jump to conclusions – I am NOT a killer of any kind and wouldn’t even dream of killing anyone. I am a sweet, decent, person.
@DG
What? There is no way i’d do anything like that. I wouldn’t even dream of being a kilelr of any kind. You are out of your mind. I am really a nice person in real life.
@DG
Okay. That is just absurd. There is no way in hell i’d ever dream of being a killer of any kind. I’m not that sort of guy. In real life i’m actually rather nice and generous, i would dare dream of killing anyone. It’s not in my nature.
So you’re a sociopath. You never told me that nathan.
@ Nathan
1. … there is nothing wrong with being a sociopath? WTF you crazy fuck? do you know what one is even?
2. i never said you where, i said you have the potential to be one since you think that physically harming people is a perfectly fine punishment for making fun of you.
3. bullshit, you prove you are a sick fuck who loves the idea of people getting turned into animals or killed for hurting your little feelings.
you are fucking mentally ill.
I was thinking he was autistic but sociopath fits better (and he admitted it). He doesn’t post about his gay koala movie allover legitimate sites because he is retarded, but probably so he can say to children you can google my movie.
A weregrinch must be more effective at fooling children than werejohncandy.
Man nathan why do you say reality is crap I thought you did archery, performed scientific experiments and all that other junk? Oh wait it was just a lie because you are a sociopath.
1. I know what one is. But i myself am a very social person.
2. My koala movie isn’t gay.
3. See, that’s why i put people like YOU on my block list.
4. No those are true.
@Anonymous and DG
1. I know what one is. But i myself am a very social person.
2. My koala movie isn’t gay.
3. See, that’s why i put people like YOU on my block list.
4. No those are true.
@DG
1. I know what one is. But i’m the complete opposite of that.
2. Actually I take back what I said, I never said that physical violence was the perfect way to deal with people who made fun of me on the internet – for the main part I either ignore them or add them to my blocklist on DA which is why I put you on there.
3. Actually there is nothing wrong with transforming bad people (such as you, rents, or Habermann) into animals or monsters for their misdeeds.
4. You still don’t know me.
yeah but nathan of course you would suddenly say “im not a sociopath” once you realise that it isn’t a good thing according to other people. That’s what sociopaths do. Lie to manipulate others.
The “what’s wrong with being a sociopath” should be put on the ED article.
Note you’re not even a very good sociopath. You should have said “I was confused between sociopath and antisocial, sorry I’m not a sociopath and consider them to be evil dangerous people”. Too late now.
Stupid sociopaths. No wonder you only have one victim so far (Sarah).
@ nathan 1. you fucking know what one is, but admit there is nothing wrong with being one? either you don’t know what a sociopath is or you are a fucking pathological liar(i already know it for a fact!)
2. i asked you if any of the shit you did in your stories was justifiable punishment for making fun of you, you said yes. one of them was violence, in fact the other was murder! you think murder is justifiable for making fun of you on the internet you sick fuck?
3. turning people to stone kills people, you had your proxy version of ash turn people to stone.
4. WTF? you still think that is an argument fucktard?
so you admitted to being a sociopath lol, yeah that needs to be added under “nathan admits he is batshit insane!”
gold!
1. Suit yourself.
2. Actually i have never murdered anyone in my stories.
3. They got turned back to normal later on, when they learned their lesson.
4. *yawns*
@DG
Look DG, before you bother to reply let me just say that you got it all wrong – the people who got turned into stone by Bruce got turned back to normal after they learned their lesson – and so did everyone else who made fun of me on the internet.
Don’t yawn too much nathan, daddy will stick his dick in lol.
Anyway, no wonder nathan keeps coming back. All this internet abuse he gets is probably fodder for his own verbal abuse of children. Poor Sarah.
“suit yourself”. See when the sociopath is caught out how he is indifferent, because when he knows he can’t get something out of a situation he doesn’t give a shit about impressing people. Stupid sociopath doesn’t realize the internet is easily accessible and forever. I wonder if Nathan F is his real name.
@ Nathan 1. fine with me sociopath, it makes for a good laugh.
2.turning people to stone kills them fucktard, or haven’t you ever heard of the GORGON, you use it in the fucking story asshole, the GORGON’S EYE
3.the gorgon turning people to stone kills them, i’ve never heard a story about people turned to stone by the gorgon turning back fucktard.
you just made that shit up to cover your ass. even though i could think of a fucking million other ways to fucking punish someone without turning them to stone.
no, you psycho, turning someone to stone is not fucking justified as a punishment for making fun of your shitty stories.
4. that sums up your life pretty well, a big yawn.
@ Anon i doubt it, seems to me it comes from that guy that played flabber, he would pretend it was his last name.
he seems to have a sexual fetish for big chins lol.
@Anonymous
Look I do not abuse Sarah in anyway, neither did I rape or molest her as so you wrongly accused me of doing. And yes Nathan Forester IS my real name.
@DG
1. Whatever.
2. Yes I have heard of that myth.
3. Well Bruce decided to have a change of heart.
4. No that yawn was a response to you, I mean come on.
@DG
Also I don’t have a big chin fetish or a fetish of any kind. Also that IS my real name. My real full name is Nathan L. Forester. And the guy who played Flabber is named Billy Forester.
1. Nathan Forester is my real name – my full name is Nathan L. Forester.
2. I do NOT have a big chin fetish or a fetish of any kind.
3. The actor who played Flabber is named Billy Forester and I assure you we’re not related.
@ nathan 1. lol yeah i expected as much psycho, you need to be locked away from people before you RAEG so much you murder someone.
2. then you would fucking know that no one gets turned back, that is why the gorgon is scary you tool.
3. bullshit you can’t turn them back, quit pulling shit out of your ass. that is all you do, when you fuck up and you know you fucked up, you pull shit out of your ass. you didn’t write that in the story, so it didn’t fucking happen.
all of the stories say you turned them all into monsters and animals FOREVER, do you fucking know what FOREVER means, you brainless twit?
4. lol riiight, that isn’t how i read it, i think my reading is truth.
“No that yawn was a response to you, I mean come on.”
Nathan is coming out of the closet again, that yawn was a come-on DG.
@ Nathan considering your fucking willingness to steal anything you can from real artists, real writers, real actors and real people i don’t fucking believe you.
2. lol riiight, then why is it that three of the actors you are so obsessed with have big chins?
3. like i said, considering how much of a failed hack you are, i don’t fucking believe it.
@DG
1. I’m NOT a sociopath or a psychopath and i’m not out to murder anyone.
2. And yes he/she is scary. And I do KNOW that nobody gets turned back to normal after he/she/it gives you that stare.
3. I deleted that story.
4. Truth? Pah! I call bullocks. And I do know what forever means.
@Anonymous
How many times do I have to tell you i’m not gay?
@ Anon oh shit your rite.
sorry nathan i like pussy. maybe you could go get the grinch to cornhole you with a christmas tree instead?
1. Ah forget this, you’re wasting my time.
2. Jay Leno is NOT an actor, he’s a late night talk show host. And who doesn’t love Bruce Campbell? The chin is only one of the reasons why he is super awesome beyond belief.
3. I’m getting tired of you arguing DG.
@DG
Sorry DG, I don’t do goats – especially not the demonic kind.
What? Are you applying that I do something like THAT to my buddy Nate? There is no way i’d do that.
Look DG, I don’t know what you mean by that. But let me tell you that Jay Leno is not an actor, he’s a late night talk show host/comedian. If he ever appears in movies, he only appears as himself during a tonight show monologue about or interviewing the main character.
And who doesn’t love Bruce Campbell? The man is pure awesomeness in motion, and it’s not just the chin that makes Bruce awesome – it’s the fact he could play practically any role and make it kickass.
Also I don’t recall Jim Carrey ever have a big chin, Jim’s got more rubbery features.
@DG
Look DG, I don’t know what you mean by that. But let me tell you that Jay Leno is not an actor, he’s a late night talk show host/comedian. If he ever appears in movies, he only appears as himself during a tonight show monologue about or interviewing the main character.
And who doesn’t love Bruce Campbell? The man is pure awesomeness in motion, and it’s not just the chin that makes Bruce awesome – it’s the fact he could play practically any role and make it kickass. Heck, Bruce could even play YOU and it would be awesome.
Also I don’t recall Jim Carrey ever have a big chin, Jim’s got more rubbery features which are perfect for him because he can do all those facial expressions.
@ Nathan 1. so we can add another mental problem to your overflowing list? lack of reading comprehension? maybe you are blind and i need to do this in braille? i never fucking said you were a murderer, i said given the lack of ability to comprehend limits on what is or is not appropriate for a punishment for people that make fun of you, you are liable to raeg out of control and murder people.
you are a psychopath there is no question! normal people don’t think turning people into animals or stone is acceptable punishment for anything.
2.then why the fuck given that a spell is named after the gorgon do you think that you could turn people back? what would be the point? also you never said until they learn their lesson EVAR. how the fuck would you know if they did, if they are fucking stone?
3. so you thought that story was fucking stupid too? good.
4. no you don’t, you wouldn’t say forever and later turn them back. forever means forever twatface.
@nathan in the words of terry pratchett, you are gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide.
@ anon I herd nathan loves to raep.
its his favorite passtime after RAEGing over internet drama lol
@DG
1. So? From the sound of it, you have mental problems too.
2. Well there is a Reverse Everything spell in Bruce’s old book of godly magic.
3. No, I took it down to prevent people like YOU from ever commenting on it again.
4. Yes I do.
@Anonymous
She’s got a wide range of facial expressions and I did NOT abuse her. You can tell Encyclopedia Crapmatica to Kiss-My-Assica.
@DG
I’ve heard you and Anon like to suck on Habermann’s cock.
@Anon
Yes, I’ve heard you, DG and Habermann like to have orgies.
@Anonymous
In no way did I rape or abuse Sarah, and she does smile in all lot of those photos actually but she also has a wide range of facial expressess – one to suit each character she’s been face painted as. Also she’s not retarded.
@ nathan, so you do have reading comprehension problems then? thanks for that admission faggot. if i do have mental problems i get help! you apparently think sticking your head up your ass fixes all your problems. oh i am sane, i identify sane as not thinking words can hurt me, or RAEG enough to write shitty stories about revenge like a little pussy.
bruce is not a god, so no, and there is no such thing as a “reverse everything spell” that is fucking godmode shit.
thats good, there is one less shitty story around to ruin the internet, now how about all the other shitty stories on your dA page?
what are you 8? nuh uh!, fuck nathan.
@DG
1. Oh sure, like i’ll believe THAT story.
2. I know the real Bruce isn’t a god, but he sure does look like one.
3. I won’t delete the rest of them, so fat chance pal.
4. And no i’m not 8, i’m 38. Get it right.
@ Nathan who? don’t know who the fuck you are talking about. is that another one of your obsessions you want to cornhole?
so have you gone down to the bahamas and raeped anna nicole’s rotting corpse yet?
@DG
Oh hardy hardy har har, very funny. And no I haven’t and won’t rape her corpse. Yeesh, the balls you have to ask a question like that.
@ nathan
1. i don’t really give a fuck if you do lol, i don’t raeg over what people don’t believe about me.
2. yep i knew you were gay for bruce.
3. np i enjoy reading them and ripping them apart and laughing at your childish language
4. your retort( lol retort rite nathan?) is what an 8 year old would say.
@ nathan the way you go on about her, it sure seems like it. she has been dead for 3 years, either fuck it or get off the corpse already.
1. And i don’t give a fuck about you either.
2. I’m not gay for Bruce.
3. I blocked you from my DA page.
4. The only other words for “retort” I could find in the thesaurus were snap, reply angrily, or rejoin.
@DG
Eeeew no way. There is no way i’m engaging in necrophilia. And besides I hated her.
1. lol then why do you keep responding?
2. yeah sureee, huh yet you said he looks like a GOD, women say that about men, gay men say that about men, i don’t think you are female.
3. lol so what?
4. you don’t use the same words close together it makes you look stupid, but hell the whole story makes you look stupid.
1. Because you keep complaining.
2. I didn’t say i was gay for him and i’m not gay.
3. So, you’re not allowed to comment on my stuff ever again.
4. So? Everything you say sounds stupid too.
“I know the real Bruce isn’t a god, but he sure does look like one.”
fag.
@ Nathan, i know you do, i fucking read on your blog how much you do ad nauseum. just like you bitch about teen shows on disney, even though you haven’t been their demographic in 30 years!
why the fuck do you care about her? she is dead get over her already.
Hey, he’s not a faggot. And not many women say that – if they do it’s only about certain men like Johnny Depp. And who could blaim them?
@DG
Oh there you go, ragging on about my blog. And the reason I “bitch” about them so much is because I hate how popular these incredibly mediocre shows have become.
Also I KNOW Anna’s dead.
@ Nathan,
wow that was just /facepalm all the way through its bad and you should feel bad.
1. i keep “complaining” as you call it because you won’t GTFO, i know you can’t because you are a narcissist and your ego is fucking HUEG.
2. its obvious you are, why the fuck did you say he looks like a god then?
3. lol riiight, keep telling yourself that.
4. nice more school yard statements from the mental midget, well YOU’RE A POOPYHEAD! LOL you fucking twat.
“And not many women say that – if they do it’s only about certain men like Johnny Depp. And who could blaim them?”
Your sockpuppet sounds like a fag nathan.
@DG
1. Same goes for you.
2. Well just look at him….he’s got that almost superhero type look.
3. Riiiight.
4. I would say something back, but i’d rather cut my ear off then listen to your foul mouth.
@Anonymous
Hey! I’m Bruce f*****ing Campbell.
@ Nathan well heres a clue genius they aren’t written for you in mind. you are watching shit with rose-colored glasses on and remembering old shit from your childhood. then you go and compare the two, one you think was good, even when it wasn’t and one you don’t.
disney puts on what sells, you are too old to understand why kids like that shit, they like it, get over it and move on.
if you know she’s dead then leave her fucking corpse alone metaphorically( since you seem to take things way too fucking literally).
@DG
1. Well DUH I know that.
2. I KNOW Disney does that.
3. I’m not touching Anna Nicole’s corpse.
The goat who is too big for his own hooves telling it like it is? Oooh..
@ Nathan 1. no you are here because you are a fucking furfag who wants attention. sorry bro, but i do it for the LULZ, i don’t need people to feed my ego lol.
2. fag
3. yep, i might get bored enough to comment on your shitty stories again, someway.
4. limey cunt. LOL.
@DG
1. I’m in no way an attention hoar. And i’m not narcisistic or egotistical.
2. I’m not gay.
3. Ha, fat chance.
4. Exactly.
@ nathan
1. then fucking get over it if you do and stop yer bitching.
2. then fucking get over it if you do and stop yer bitching.
3. then fucking get over it if you do and stop yer bitching.
fuck lol, that is all the response needed, you just wallow in your own shit nathan, you want to be miserable.
@DG
1. Fine, I will.
2. See above.
3. See above.
You just wallow in your own shit too DG.
@ nathan
1. oh look yet you respond to me still, attention whore, thy name is nathan.
2. yet your words prove you wrong, denial! embrace your homo lifestyle nathan, then you can cornhole all the grinch ass you want.
3. lol sure sure.
4. oh you agree then? you are a limey cunt?
@ nathan lol you wish i did, but i have joy, joy down in my heart.
its from the milking of the lolcow right here.
@DG
1. Jerkass, thy name is Demongoat.
2. I’m not a homosexual i’m straight.
3. Forget it pal, you’re not going anywhere NEAR my stories.
4. No it’s not that.
@DG
Then you probably wouldn’t like it if you were the Lolcow being “milked” now would you?
@ Nathan
1. yet i don’t see you are denying what i said hahaha
2. thats not what i got from what you said about bruce. come out of the closet nathan its safe.
3. we shall find out.
4. oh yeah your right, your a big limey cunt.
@ Nathan what? if i was a lolcow i wouldn’t be one long after.
saying you wouldn’t like it if it was me, won’t keep me from causing you to RAEG faggot.
@DG
1. That’s because none of your word is worth denying.
2. Hey, i was only joking.
3. You wish.
4. That wasn’t what i meant.
@DG
Oh….so you would like it if someone posted an insulting article about you on ED then accused you of rape?
@ nathan
1. lol right, attention whore.
2. you say that now, after you post twice about how he looks like a god, riiiight.
3. the future is bright, and i got shades. LOL
4. okay so you are a big fat limey cunt.
You’re supposed to say “falsely accused you of rape”. You’re getting sloppy sociopath.
@ Nathan
i would laugh at it, because it wouldn’t be true, and i can laugh at myself.
oh and i dont fucking think the internet is SERIOUS BUSINESS.
@ anon
lol you are rite i missed that, accusing someone could mean its true! hahaha
lol i need someone who has an ED account to read this so they can add his admittance of being a sociopath and being gay for bruce campbell.
the LOLs need to be spread! hahaha
Speaking of the ed article does anyone think it might be two different people in the makeup section?
i can’t tell but they are fucking ugly.
damn i guess nathan gave up.
You wish dude. He’ll be back. His mom is probably giving him a bath or something.
Don’t count your chickens before they hatch DG. One of these days you’ll find out what it’s like to be ridiculed by ED for something you do.
@DG
1. It wasn’t looking for attention at all.
2. Again, I was joking.
3. Well don’t dig too deep, you might get burned by the lava.
4. I’m not fat.
5. Appearances are NOT everything.
“One of these days you’ll find out what it’s like to be ridiculed by ED for something you do.”
You have to be pretty fucking retarded or a pedo to end up there. It’s not something normal people are worried about.
Is that why you post here? Because you think you will get support here? You won’t get support anywhere on the internet, you stupid sociopath. Looks like you’ll have to ditch the name nathan F and start again. Don’t worry, losing all that shit writing on your blog is actually a good thing since it sucked ballz.
@ anon true.
@ nathan, lol are you fucking kidding me, i don’t CARE if people call me anything. i don’t get butthurt over words on the internet,because they are words on the INTERNET. you wouldn’t understand that, you think the internet is SEROUS BUSINESS and i’m not a fucking twat like you.
1. yes you are, there is no other reason to show up here, except to BAWWW for attention.
2. too late, homo.
3. EMPTY THREATS YOU PONCE!
4. FATTY! FATTY MCFATTYSON FUCKING FAT ASS FAGGOT, STOP EATING SO MUCH!
5. they do to you, or you wouldn’t whine about being called fat, FATTY!
SARAH WET HERSELF AND NOW I’M HORNY!!!1111
I RAN OUT OF HOO HOO DRUGS!!!! NOW I’M BATSHIT INSANE AND I’M GONNA RAEG!!!!!!1111
DIE YOU MUTHA FUCKIN GRINCH FAGGOT!!! *KILLS GRINCH, EATS IT, SPITS IT OUT AND THEN TURNS TO NATHAN*
ISN’T IT OBVIOUS? YOU’RE NOT A GRINCH BUT SOME STUPID ATTENTION WHORING FURFAGGOT FATTY ASS!!
*SLICE*
*SUES NATHAN FROM THE GRAVE BECAUSE HE WAS STOOPID AND USED A COPYRIGHT WITHOUT PERMISSION FIRST*
Nathan + straight = 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN!!!
JUST ADD BAAAAWWWWWWING.
@Nathan: EAT A CRACKER YOU FUCKTARD. How many times do you have to repeat yourself?!!! For FUCK’S SAKE, you could at least come up with something new everytime you posted, or came up with NEWER stories everytime you fucking wrote them. Also, you should never start a story with “Okay, let’s get this started.”
GAYEST LINE IN HISTORY. In fact, so GAY, it bored me from trying to even READ the fucking beginning of it. You FAIL at writing Nathan, give up, apply at McDonald’s and make me a sammich or somefin’, BITCH.
@DG: Have you ever seen any of those characters from Camp Lazlo? I think that Nathan must be the raccoon character because of his constant WHINING. Nathan, he watches anything with pretty colors in it or ones he knows are easy to listen to so he can steal fucking ideas from. He is probably ZOMG Power Ranger Powerup! whenever he thinks of something to do with the lines he stole. He is gayer than Paul Reuben and Gene Simmons dancing to (insert gay tune here).
@Dr Seuss Zombie
Hey Doc, your time is up. *revs up his chainsaw arm*
But before the Zombified Seuss could do anything to Nathan, along came Bruce Campbell to save the day. Bruce got out his boomstick and took aim – and shoot Zombie Suess in the brain.
@Dr Seuss Zombie
Ah ah ah, you made me… remember?
Looks like I came just in time, that Dr Seuss Zombie looks pretty nasty. Luckily you’re dealing with an expert zombie slayer. *revvs up his chainsaw arm*
Alright Seuss Zombie here’s a rhyme for you.
I believe we haven’t been properly introduced.
Well in case you didn’t know my name is Bruce.
My last name is Campbell, i slay zombies rather well.
With my chainsaw arm and my boomstick.
Disposing you will be easy and quick.
So sit on down and pay attention class.
Because i’m going to kick your ass.
@Dr Seuss Zombie
I would hate to tell you this but Bruce Campbell has just shown up to kick your ass.
@Anon
There is no way i’m going to make you a sammich, you make your damn sammich.
@Nathan F: BITCH, if you DON’T make me a sammich NAO, I’m gonna call your motherfucking boss and tell them that you did not serve me and that I am going to go to BURGER KING.
@Anon
Here’s your stinkin sammich. *gives him the sammich* Enjoy it while you still can.
@Nathan F: And besides, Andria sez that she likes putting her hot dog between my buns since she knows I’m the Burger King *eyes glow yellow*
She likes it when I turn into a hamburger so she can EAT ME. I bet you wished you could turn into a hamburger, don’t you faggot boy? OOOOHHH…but you like the weregrinch. She sez she hates the taste of weregrinch weener in her mouth. She cums here to get my taste. You get?
@Anon
No I don’t. And Andria doesn’t even know you. And since you’re the burger king, you’re also the transformer king, the burger klingon, and all those other incarnations of him.
AND GET YOUR TV TAGLINES RIGHT, IT’S “Thundercats HO!!”, not “THUNDERCATS OH!!”
BITCH.
*TAKES A PIKSHUR OF DR. M BLOG FOR MASSIVELY EPIC EPIC*
THUNDERCATS…………….HO!!!!!
@Anon
Oh no you don’t. *turns into a weregrinch*
Your Daddy is in that King outfit. He had to go out and get more monies because Mommy went broke, because their ASSPIE FREAKING BASEMENT-DWELLING PARROT-TALKING BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH WEREGRINCH WANNABE FATTY FATTY MCFATTY FATASS FURFAGGOT LAME-O SAMMICH-MAKIN’BITCH CONSTANT VIRGIN OF A HOMOSEXUALLY HORNY MOVIE RUINING PEDO MANCHILD can’t seem to get off of his ass to go and even apply to Burger King and then lies that he is the fuckingest greatest thing since FUCKING SLICED BREAD AND FUCKING BUTTER. YOU ARE A TWAT WITH A PENIS MISHAPEN TO FIT INTO ANY INNOCENT CUNT. When Andria sees you, she also wants a threesome, but she’ll let you watch, and she wants you to keep your clothes on too or she’ll go BLIND.
LMFAOROFL….
DAMMIT. I seriously wanted those tags to show up. FFFFFFF….lol
Those tags, since they decided to invisible on me again. FAIL
FUCKER
@Anon
Shut up Anon, none of that is true – i’m not fat i’m skinny and i’m not a homosexual, and i’m not a pedo manchild – and i’m not lying, a lot of people think i’m a pretty cool guy. Screw you Anon.
TL;DR tags should be made for shit like Nathan writes LOL
@Nathan F: NO THANK YOU. I’m allergic to your GRASS.
@Anon
Same goes for you – oh wait you haven’t done anything.
@Anon
And i’m allergic to the horrific odor come from you and your gaylover the demon goat boy.
That’s too bad because I’m FEMALE. YOUR BAD, LOSER BITCH.
So let me know how it’s like to be Up’d by a fucking female, you TWAT. You’ve never had a chance to came, you play with yourself and that’s not how you get out of being a virgin. Daddy fucking you in the ass doesn’t count either, FUCKTARD.
@Anon
Oh please i’m not that of guy, i’m not gay – i was never fucked in the ass by anyway. And for the record i am not sure you’re actually a woman.
I can TITS, but you can GTFO.
Someone is jealous because I get to feel a pussy anytime I want, LOL.
It’s like feeling Andria’s pussy only better. I bet you want some of dat ass.
@Anon
Nope, I don’t want you.
OMG HE FUCKING GOT THE TAGLINE RIGHT. *TAKES ANOTHER PIKSHUR*
Now I have before and after snapshots of stoopid goes to less stoopid.
DADDY HAD A GOOD FATHER’S DAY BECAUSE I GAVE HIM MY ASS!!!
“and i’m not lying, a lot of people think i’m a pretty cool guy.”
lol who? Sarah doesn’t count that stockholm sydrome doing the talking.
I BOUGHT DADDY A PANDA SUIT AND ADULT DIAPERS.
MOMMY RENTED SPONGEBOB AND ME AND DADDY WATCHED WHILE DADDY PUT HIS SPONGE IN MY ASS!!
OH MY GOD!! I’M LATE!! I HAVE TO BE AT WORK AT
the gay barMCDONALD’S!!Nathan’s line of defense:
Daddy–>Nathan–>Sarah–>Mommy
WHERE THE FUCK IS ANDRIA????
No that is not my line of defence Anon, and what the hell is up with these fake clones of me that keep popping up and saying obscene things i wouldn’t even think about saying?
I’d listen better if you knew how to SPELL. It’s DEFENSE, not “defence”, MCFATTY PANTS!!!
FUCK THIS SHIT, I’M GONNA OFF MYSELF NOW!!!! BAAAAWWWWWWW!!!1111oneoneone
RAWR!!! Isn’t it obvious? Let’s get this started. Let me repeat myself at least 9000 more times and then maybe you’ll get my point!
Andria is here!
Now STFU, Anon! Otherwise you’re going to be shipped off to the hymies who are making it fucking rain every day where Gentiles live as a payback for the Spanish Inquisition and the Holocaust.
ah what did i miss while i was out having a real life instead of being a fat aspie manchild faggot?
oh look nathan is still at it. trying to troll, and epically failing at it.
RAEG fatboy RAEG!
LOL @ nathan trying to call me gay. HAHAHA, faggot.
@ Andria hey andria you batshit insane cunt, i see they finally let you out to shit on the internet again.
@ Anon lol epic, that is so epically terrible it brings tears to my eyes.
that shit needs to be purged by fire from the internets.
@DG: Looking for a one-way ticket to the NWO compound in Israel where the Hebes who run the New World Order, control the weather and control their automaton “world leaders” like Obama, Sarkozy, Karzai, Chavez and all the rest, will brainwash your ass into being one of their henchmen?
@ Andria, if you was real you fat fucked up cow, which it isn’t. shouldn’t you be on prisonplanet or out sucking alex joneses’ cock?
maybe FEMA should build camps, so us sane people don’t have to listen to your stupid fucking drivel.
fuck me if it was real*
@Andria: Have you Jihad enough? LOLZ. I bet you worship a statue or something. OH, and Nathan told me via one of my DA accounts that you and him are not boyfriend/girlfriend either. I guess the wedding’s off!
@DG: Thanks! Now go, fly fly!! Tell Habermann about this wonderful shit :}
@ Anon lol i should let him know. its too good to keep to myself lol
DO IT, DO IT NAO >:B
LOL well i suck at writing submissions, i’ll have to look through some tartlet shit and see what true abominations i can find.
where is andria i want to laugh at the conspiracy nut some moar.
SAME HERE, LOL. Maybe she’s too busy cybersexing the internets with the manchild! Lord help us all if he ever BREEDS, we don’t need any more STOOPID in the society!
I wished my twin sister would return!! YAHALALALALAHHHHH!!! LOL.
I heard that.
@Nathan *points and laughs* DO IT FAGGOT.
@Fake Andria Kilgore
Now I know you’re not the real Andria.
@ Anon i hope he never breeds. we don’t need anymore fucked up people in the world. with his and andrias’ genes i bet the kid would be some drooling mongoloid mouth breather.
@ Nathan really faggot? did you figure that all out on your own?
Let’s post an offer of monetary reward for anyone with information about the real Nathan f, such as address, mental health issues, school history, sex, age, family etc. I’m sick of speculation about his retardness and homosexuality I want prooof!
lol wut? she draws like a 5 year-old.
lol even worse she admits she has more than one account for BAN EVASION, hahaha what a fucking moron.
@Anon
Yes. And i’m NOT an aspie.
@DG
Yes, i figured that out on my own because the real Andria would never say anything like that. What have you done with the real Andria?
@Nathan WE FUCKING ATE HER. YOU’RE NEXT, FATTY.
@DG o rly? FUCK. I didn’t see THAT… All I knew at the time that there was 3 accounts for her. And yes, she is a fucking moron admitting that. I hope her accounts are up long enough to go ED before the admins at DA find out she was evading a ban, lolz.
@Anon: No, you didn’t eat me. I’m right here. You would likely get sick from alcohol or wormwood poisoning trying to eat me, thanks to all the absinthe I drink.
@ Anon, lol she hasn’t been banned yet. she is basically advertising that those accounts are for ban evasion. shit shouldn’t she at least get banned before she points out her ban evasion accounts? lol
@ Andria oh so that is why you have swallowed the NWO shit, your brain rotted from all the alcohol.
Another thing, Anon: You’re going to be in a world of hurt if you try to mess around with me. You’ll probably get blown up by Al-Qaida, then what’s left of your body will be fed to fighting pit bulls.
shit who know andria suffered from ITG syndrome? what the fuck andria.
LOL
@DG
Oh that’s it…you’ve made me angry, you wouldn’t like me when i’m angry…
*turns into The Grinch*
@ nathan yeah pussy i’m soooo scared of your internet role playing.
by the way, nice job on being such a tard that you use that cliched line from the hulk, you hack.
@DG
It’s not role play, i really have turned into the grinch. And besides the hulk is another fellow green guy people adore.
@ Nathan, your post implies you were threating me faggot, by pretending to turn into your grinch abomination via internet roleplaying.
why the fuck you have to make the most irrelevant comments i’ll never fucking know. i was fucking pointing out how much of a hack you are.
all you can do is spew pop culture drivel at me, like i wouldn’t fucking know people like the hulk.
@DG Yeah, like the Bill Bixby Hulk stuff, which I watched as a child. Shit, Nathan is a fucking hack, right. Andria must have escaped from someone’s asshole, which would explain her assinine shit she spews.
@Nathan You can’t even provide PROOF of your transformation of the Grinch. How the hell do you even expect others to believe shit about it? Show us pictures and video, untouched, and we’ll believe it. And if it were true, you really think you’d have hidden it all this time from the public eye? Considering how pissed off you get at us all here at Metokur, I would have thought you’d have gone fucking apeshit on someone out in public by now, you spoiled redheaded stepchild wannabe, I should so slap you into submission til you pass out in a puddle of your own piss.
@Andria You’re right. I’m not much of a pork eating person. OINK OINK!!
@DG OH GOD, LOLOLOL…. This line from his blog kills me:
“He stands by my computer at all times and keeps me safe from trolls, deadites, and another pest that may come my way online or in real life.”
Apparently, it’s not working that well.
@Nathan Bruce isn’t doing his job, he’s milking your money. FIRE HIM.
Hey, I wonder who comes up to try to bully the manchild IRL… I hope there’s at least one female that does that. I’d LOL to see at least one just give him a huge dose of PWNage.
WHOAH. Interesting find…Let’s see here…
Dork-o lists his fucking residence on his DA as New fucking Zealand, but his goddamn Blogspot lists it off as Burbank, CA! HMMM…..
@Nathan How’s them kangaroo in Californ-I-A kumquat boy?
OH YEAH… I took some screenshots of Becca’s replies, since she seems to like hiding them when she gets PISSED, FFFFFF hahahaha >:B
One reply on their said that her drawings look like she spilled 2 bottles of viagra on her mouse and let her neighbor’s hamsters ram fuck it HARD. EPIC, LOL.
Aww, DAMMIT… This site has kept me from my fucking college work, lolz, I need to get caught up now FFFF >:B But I’ll be back tonight because I’m too fucking hooked on this fucktarded shit.
LOL yeah i went to his blog and saw the gushing about bruce and the things he said about his dollies.
lol you have a dolly to keep the bad mean trolls away nathan? lol.
he sucks at his job bro, tell your fake bruce to to GTFO.
i should have guessed he was a kiwi fucker, i bet his dick is small enough for it.
@DG
No he doesn’t. And what I have told you about keeping te hell away from my blog?
Look DG, Bruce ain’t a doll, he’s an action figure. As he is far too masculine to be considered a doll. So you shut the fuck up and let me tell my side of the story for once.
You’ve already told your side – again and again and again: You’re not retarded, you’re not talentless and you’re not homosexual, DESPITE ALL EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY. Shut the fuck up.
Is Sarah your retarded sister?
@Anonymous
That’s not evidence you asshole, and i’m not a werejohncandy. And Sarah is NOT my retarded sister. Yeesh.
@DG
Oh really? Well Goat boy, I bet you couldn’t go a whole day without giving “criticising” anyone.
@ Nathan LOL what? do you really think i haven’t read “your side of the story”? your side of the story involves being a lying sack of shit.
LOL what are you going to do nathan if i read your blog? weep in your pillow while hugging your dolly?
its too late nathan, once the internet knows something nothing you fucking do will change a damn thing. deleting entries about you being a werejohncandy or telling people they are lies, won’t change anything.
as for your challege, lol more shit from the manchild.
@Nathan So let me guess…you can’t afford to buy a blow up dolly of the Grinch to fuck, so you’ll have to do with your little Brucey dollie instead? Does he goatse you or do you goatse him? LOL And I agree with everyone else that you have told your side of the story (like over 9000 times already), and that you can’t even use proper grammar. You must be some kinda of weird race, because a lot of the English seem to use proper grammar, bloke… If you want people to listen to you, at least learn to FUCKING SPELL. Like, type that shit in Word, spell check that fucker, then copypasta that shit to here.
DUH!!
@DG Gosh, I feel jealous that you have to take all the blame from faggot boy >:B He’s got it all wrong, I wrote on his blog XD
@Nathan You seem to blame Demongoat for every piece of shit that the internets tosses at you. First you thought me and him were gay lovers (reminder: I’M FUCKING FEMALE), and now you want to blame him for writing on your fucking blog…GUESS WHAT? AAANNNNNNKKKK!!!! WRONG AGAIN, STOOPID! I wrote on that fucking blog. So I guess you’re gonna stick a target on my back for everything fucking wrong and BAAAWWW in your life now, amirite? HAHA, SILLY FAGGOT.
@DG
So what? No one ever takes anything that dumb site Encyclopedia Dramatica says seriously. ED just promotes cyber bullying – it’s a site made for trolls, BY trolls.
@Anon
Enough with the sex jokes Anon, you don’t see me saying that kind of stuff about YOU on my blog do you? Noooo…you don’t.
AND MAY I ALSO ADD that Nathan denies me being female, yet he pushes the fold on the fact that he is an actual wereGRINCH, yet no fucking proof. Just so you know, NO, I am not going to post any photo proofs of myself being a female on the internets. I like it that way :3 Besides, I don’t need some faggot like the one here, trying to draw a bunch of dribble scribble on my piccu, or some shit like that. He’s should just weaboo like most fangirls do <3
@Anon
I knew it was. And i’m not a fuckin werejohncandy, you seem to forget that and so does DG.
I am not denying that you are a female Anon, in fact i know you’re a bitch. And i do have proof of me being a weregrinch.
@Nathan Are we a little bit FFFFF at this shit, huh? AWWWW…. What do you want little boy? Does wittle bitty baybee want a wolwy pop?
LOLZ. You’re like a chihuahua hired as a guard dog, you can attack, but the bite means nothing but to maybe sting a bit. You lack a piercing tongue too, dweeb. And also, I can spew sex jokes for eternity. Guess you’re not much into the adult groove, as you can’t understand them, amirite? RIGHT??? Poor thing, do you need sum sex?? VIRGIN.
@Nathan Well why not try to prove us wrong? I guess if you were smart enough, you’d provide proof, and that would shut us up? Perhaps you’d have thought, “well, maybe they might think I’m a pretty cool guy after all if I just stopped all this bullshit lying and just gave them some piccus already so they would STFU”, or some shit like that. Since you can’t, you become TL;DR after repeating the same mongol nonsense here, making you a parrot. Here, have a CRACKER, STFU, GTFO, or show proof or TITS or something interesting.
YOUR STORIES AND SHITTY KOALA MOVIE DON’T COUNT EITHER.
@Anon
I expected as much as from a MetoTURD like you.
@Anon
Gee, you’re right – i guess i should have thought of that earlier – NOT.
HAHAHAHA @ “I hope Andria comes back and comments on some of my blog entries, I cannot hold off these trolls on my own.”
WHAT A WIMP. BAAAWWWWWWWWW, Andria come and save me, I’m not a Man, I’m a woman in need of a woman who’s like a man that can save MMMMEEEHHHH. Such a little wussy you are. I bet you fight like a girl, if you can even lift your arms up from the computer you mongoloid werejohncandy fake ass.
@Anon
Oh way to rip off one of my stories Anon you backstabbing jerk.
@Nathan Why, because that’s how you write? Seems a bit retarded, don’t you think? But I love the ending <3
Don't you, werejohncandy?
LOL
@Anon
No, I don’t. And i’m not a werejohncandy. Turning me into a dickheaded freak isn’t funny. In fact it just sounds like a blatant rip-off of the Coneheads sketch from SNL.
@ Nathan i think its cute that you write soooo much about me and then delete that shit before anyone sees it.
as flattered as i am bro, i’m not into fat, autistic manchild furries. don’t worry your dollies love you.
you have no fucking proof you are a weregrinch, you are just a pathological lying sack of shit. your blog proves this with all the things you post on it.
i mean if you are kidding about shit on it, how the fuck would anyone reading it tell? you believe in your were shit(you bitch about us not believing it enough). yet if you said the shit about jay leno, the toy ideas, the animation tv show shit, the movie shit about koalas were not meant to be real how the fuck would anyone know? there is nothing about the way to present that crap that makes it obvious you aren’t serious.
you never met jay leno, you never met bruce campbell. you sit in your basement and spank it to the idea of meeting your obsessions, and BAWWW that no one believes you.
@ Nathan can you fucking go one day without posting about some obscure pop culture reference?
by the way reading your blog, you reallllly want to fuck andria don’t you? you have blue balls from talking to her and never getting a shot at that pussy, rite?
LOL
@DG
You have no right to say the things you do about me. You will never know me and never will anyone else here, I do not sit in my basement – i am not some fat, retarded basement dweller. And I don’t wish to fuck Andria.
@DG
I am not a lying sack of shit, everything about me is true – and i’m not some fat retarded basement dweller. I don’t wish to fuck Andria.
You do not know me and never will.
You have no right to say the things you do about me. You will never know me and never will anyone else here, I do not sit in my basement – i am not some fat, retarded basement dweller. And I don’t wish to fuck Andria.
I am not a lying sack of shit, everything about me is true – and i’m not some fat retarded basement dweller. I don’t wish to fuck Andria.
You do not know me and never will.
UNFORTUNATELY, WE ALREADY KNOW YOU TOO MUCH, NATHAN. PLEASE STOP MAKING US KNOW YOU. AND STOP REPEATING YOURSELF, YOU REPEATED YOURSELF TWICE IN THE SENTENCES I BOLDED FROM BOTH OF YOUR DAMN REPLIES, STOOPID. AND YOU AREA BASEMENT DWELLING FREAK (BECAUSE I SAW YOU LIKE D&D, WHICH AUTOMATICALLY PUTS YOU IN THAT SPOT. DUURRRR HURRR.
@what Nathan the manchild “you copied my ideas you backstabbing jerk” FUCK YOU. You make it obvious that you do the same thing, and you are a fucking ripoff when it also comes to more of the professional latter of the producers out there or actors or such. You sound more jealous if I may say so, wishing you could do all of those amazing things out there. You are not an inventor, I AM, and you can never outdo me IRL. Show me some fucking degree that proves you are in this profession and then I will fucking believe you!
Also, you really know how to make yourself look like the bigger guy here. OH…AND DID YOUR NEW LITTLE GIRLFRIEND REBECCA CRY THAT I HURT HER FEELINGS? BAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW, LMAO!!!!111 You know WHAT? I think it would be great to have a page on her, and that you became “A Challenger Appears!” to the sound of me trolling on her. Funny…a troll saving another troll from another troll. DUUURRRR. Fucking fatass, get off of your ass and do something productive. And you do not have a job, you are here almost 24/7 while your parents work and you can live in someone’s basement, you pedo-ass. You know how I know? You are quick to reply to any one of us it seems.
Or does the boss at work know you are unproductive? HMM???
@DG I think him and Rebecca are cybersexing me thinks. Note the white knighting he did on his story on DA most recently.
@ Nathan LOL stop lying to yourself, every post about andria gushes that you want to stick it in her pooper.
just admit it to yourself and you might have a normal life or a close proximity to one. after all you would still be a fat basement-dwelling furfag with a big chin fetish who thinks he is a weregrinch and still wanking to cartoons.
damn kiwi fuckers.
OH, and don’t even think of erasing what you just wrote, because it has been SAVED. And don’t give me any BAAAWWWW, you stole my shit online shit, because technically, you used my screen name without permission via ME. So you are equally at fault her, mr. copyright werejohncandy fatty fatty mcfatty fatass basement dwelling fucktard
!
@Nathan You know, there are like over 9000 translators online if you want to hear all of the nasty rude comments I’m sure that that Japanese guy left you… I hope you called you sick and disturbing, like the pedo ass you really are. You crave the cock, werejohncandy faggot.
@ Anon lol his latest attempt at writing is even worse than the last, its like he devolved from being just bad to being worse than anything on fanficion.net.
its right in between typical weeaboo yaoi fanfiction and my immortal.
@DG HELL, even Stephanie Meyer’s shit is better than his and I hate that fat lard of a bitch! I kinda hope he goes through with his stupid koala movie so we’ll hear that drama about how he ended up wasting any kind of money trying to produce that fucking shit. No one wants to see some whacked-up bears that repeat themselves. As if it wasn’t bad enough he wrote stories, I wrote one about him being a dickhead, and he disliked it. Wait til I get to the more artsy part of what I want to do…I will make his art look like a preschooler did it >:] Also, wtf is his fascination into using the same meme description over and over and over and over again about how he “grinches”? It’s SICKENING to keep looking at it. So much, it has scarred my eyes.
@DG EyesTurnYellow. Go to DA and reply on my story since I know you can. You can’t comment on his page if he blocked you but you can if he is on someone else’s page, LOL.
@ Anon lol yeah i commented on it, demongoat is me if nathans repeated bitching hasn’t connected the dots.
lol i love how he rants about me and then deletes it, its sooo cute, its like he has a crush on me.
i think his movie would be so fail that it would turn into epicness. fuck if i know why he repeats the same descriptions, that’s why i think he is autistic, chris-chan does the same shit, if he can remember to describe shit.
@DG LOLZ. Okay, and yeah I kinda figured you were Demongoat :B I wonder where Rents is at, and then I would have Habermann and H-Bomberguy come there too, or anyone else that wanted to freely rant on Nathan. What a fucktart he is. And yes, he does sound autistic.
@ Anon lol ok cool.
its no fun without those guys, need more folks to milk this failure of a lolcow! like NAO!
lol
@DG I didn’t have enough fun, so I made another account :B
IMBruceCampbell….and since I know he likes to hide comments so well, I made sure I took some screenshots, lol.
GOOD GOD, does that fucker ever sleep? Oh wait, I forgot that New Zealand has a different time 14 hours ahead, if I remember correctly. That’s it, I’m gonna become a robot so I can go fucking do EVERYTHING.
Disregard that first link, I got it wrong, lol.
I LOST BRUCE!!! I WONDER WHERE I LAST LEFT HIM…
@PT
Nah, reminds me more of Jack Black especially when he does that voice at the beginning.
Metokur’s true forms
by ~DrMusic2-1
I think I may have figured why the people on Metokur.org act so mean and evil towards people from Deviantart, they’re not human at all – they’re all really evil monsters set by the dreaded Moocifer.<–SO ORIGINAL THAT A 5-YEAR OLD WOULD HAVE COME UP WITH IT ALSO. WAY TO GO FAGGOT!! DURRR HURR.
Their true forms must be something like this:
Habermann – Some grotesque troll-like monster. (YOU JUST GOT TROLL POWAHZ ON YOUR 20-SIDED DICE…NOW WHUT? LOL WHY NOT TROLL SOME MOAR)
Anon – A hyena type monster. (I AM STILL LAUGHING YOU IDIOT, BUT YOU STILL NEED TO TITS OR GTFO WEREJOHNCANDY)
Anonymous – A lizard-like monster. (THIS SOUNDS LIKE HE IS TRYING TO SAY, “FUCK YOU, YOU’RE A DRAGON!”)
DG aka Demongoat – obviously a demonic goat-like monster who feasts on people’s souls.<–THAT’S EVEN COOLER THAN H-BOMBERGUY’S POWAHZ. I hope he feasts on your faggot soul, Nathan, we could use one less stoopid on earth
Rents – Some kind of snake monster.<–Nathan, please specify. Does this mean you like Rents’snake in his pants or you like his snake SKIN? I bet he’d like you to feel down in his pants, LOL Can we ask?
H-Bomb – A big bat-like monster with vampire-like powers. (And you also get vampiric powahz too? DAMMIT…lol)
H-Bomber Guy – A symbiote like Venom from Spiderman. (FUCK, I ENVY YOU, WHY DON’T I GET ANY COOL SUPAPOWERZ??
:G )
Mishi – A gorgon. <—I wonder if he still even understands the powers of a gorgon, lol
SHplane – some kind of banshee or demon.<–What’s wrong Nathan, not sure what to turn him into? At least he won’t turn into a retard faggot like you are. NO U!
Fake Nathan F – A doppelganger.
Fake Andria – A doppelganger.
All of them together – A freakishly ugly and terrifying Metokurian Chimera. <–he stole this from my story, stoopid fucker DUURRR HUUURRRR, why don’t you come up with something original you asspie?
Forgot to turn back into Anon again, dammit all fucking “doppleganger” powahz went shit on me! But the link to that story he stole it from is above.
shouldn’t anonymous be a fucking hydra or something nathan? being that anonymous isn’t a single person. or are you such an unimaginative faggot that you couldn’t come up anything cooler than the shit you pulled out of your ass.
nice job stealing shit again you stupid motherfucker.
@DG He believes he is “orïginal” in his ideas, but yet, the ideas he comes up with are solely other people’s ideas/reactions and then he defends his writings of it. He is a fag, a total fag at that, for defending such. And for most of the things that he tries to fight off, a normal person wouldn’t be so offended if it weren’t true, which is likely IS, seeming as our little kiwi fucking friend here shifts into HYPER ASSPIE MODE when he knows we’re right. Such a sorry fuck, lol.
Also, Rebecca hates being called a TARTLET TARD. LOLZ, it’s pissing her off something fierce.
@Anon
Meh, say what you want – but you’ll never win any online debates with that attitude.
Definition of “tartlet” at YourDictionary.com:
tart·let (tärt′lit)
noun
a small pastry tart
Please refrain from calling amateur artists tartlets. They are not small pastry tarts.
Yes, and everyone please refrain from refering to me as a werejohncandy, the whole natural born werejohncandy thing was just an ellaborate joke I played on my watchers on Deviantart during my first year on there.
So lighten up you sickos it was just a joke.
@Anon: So you just admitted to posing as Nathan F.? You fucking asshole.
Written by “Nathan F.”, June 25, 2009, 6:39pm
“Metokur’s true forms
by ~DrMusic2-1
I think I may have figured why the people on Metokur.org act so mean and evil towards people from Deviantart, they’re not human at all – they’re all really evil monsters set by the dreaded Moocifer.<–SO ORIGINAL THAT A 5-YEAR OLD WOULD HAVE COME UP WITH IT ALSO. WAY TO GO FAGGOT!! DURRR HURR.
Their true forms must be something like this:
Habermann – Some grotesque troll-like monster. (YOU JUST GOT TROLL POWAHZ ON YOUR 20-SIDED DICE…NOW WHUT? LOL WHY NOT TROLL SOME MOAR)
Anon – A hyena type monster. (I AM STILL LAUGHING YOU IDIOT, BUT YOU STILL NEED TO TITS OR GTFO WEREJOHNCANDY)
Anonymous – A lizard-like monster. (THIS SOUNDS LIKE HE IS TRYING TO SAY, “FUCK YOU, YOU’RE A DRAGON!”)
DG aka Demongoat – obviously a demonic goat-like monster who feasts on people’s souls.<–THAT’S EVEN COOLER THAN H-BOMBERGUY’S POWAHZ. I hope he feasts on your faggot soul, Nathan, we could use one less stoopid on earth
Rents – Some kind of snake monster.<–Nathan, please specify. Does this mean you like Rents’snake in his pants or you like his snake SKIN? I bet he’d like you to feel down in his pants, LOL Can we ask?
H-Bomb – A big bat-like monster with vampire-like powers. (And you also get vampiric powahz too? DAMMIT…lol)
H-Bomber Guy – A symbiote like Venom from Spiderman. (FUCK, I ENVY YOU, WHY DON’T I GET ANY COOL SUPAPOWERZ??
:G )
Mishi – A gorgon. <—I wonder if he still even understands the powers of a gorgon, lol
SHplane – some kind of banshee or demon.<–What’s wrong Nathan, not sure what to turn him into? At least he won’t turn into a retard faggot like you are. NO U!
Fake Nathan F – A doppelganger.
Fake Andria – A doppelganger.
All of them together – A freakishly ugly and terrifying Metokurian Chimera. <–he stole this from my story, stoopid fucker DUURRR HUUURRRR, why don’t you come up with something original you asspie?"
Written by Anon, June 25, 2010, 6:42pm
"Forgot to turn back into Anon again, dammit all fucking “doppleganger” powahz went shit on me! But the link to that story he stole it from is above"
So now I know who one of the Nathan impersonators is, and you presumably pose as me too.
@Anon
Yes, Anon your cover is blown you wicked doppelganger. Tell your dark bovine mistress Moocifer, that i’m onto your secret.
@ Andria, if you don’t know what the fuck a “tartlet” is go read the fucking deviantart name. devianTART. hence tartlet. understand now nutjob?
@DG
That is just a nickname. Just like how I refer to you guys as MetoTURDS and how people who are contribute to Encyclopedia Dramatica are called EDiots.
@ Nathan bullshit, you are just trying to change history by pretending its a joke, no one fucking believes you.
if it was a fucking joke why the fuck did the posts not imply a joke or say at anytime that it was a joke?
nice attempt to hide the truth fatty.
@ nathan you think so faggot? what did i just write? oh yeah just what you fucking repeated, good job at being a dumbass
@DG
Actually I wasn’t trying to change history, and yes I did point out a few times in the posts that the whole werejohncandy thing is a joke – but then again much like Rents and the others you thought it was real.
@Andria Kilgore
Ah ha. I knew it. Now as for the fake John Candy ghost – I bet that’s some sort of evil demon spirit like the one that posessed Linda Blair in the Exorcist, and as for those fake celebrities that came on here – they must be aliens.
@ Nathan is that so? then why as i said is there no EVIDENCE of it being a joke. why is it that you showed up on rents blog and bitching about his joke PSA’s? why is it that the blog entries for your werejohncandy shit are slowly being removed? i can’t find the posts you made about being a werejohncandy anymore. what does that say?
i found some other ones, but you never fucking imply they are a joke. it’s inserted into the other shit you vomit up, ruining my childhood.
if it is a joke as you say who the fuck is chumley then? he is your werejohncandy persona isn’t he?
you are convincing no one with your claims WEREKOHNCANDY! lol
He is a cartoon character DG and he is in no way a persona of mine, the only persona i have is Growler the weregrinch.
I never was a werejohncandy and I never will be so leave me alone.
@ nathan hell you used to think you were a wereleno, how many fucking were-actors have you been?
None STFU.
@DG
Chumsley is not my werejc persona, far from it…..he’s a toon character. And i’ve never been any were-actors and I do not need to convince anyone that.
@DG
Chumsley is a cartoon creation of mine he is a werejohncandy yes, but he is not a persona of mine so to speak – he and I are quite different. His full name is Charles Huggington Jr.
And i’ve never been any Were-actors in my whole life.
I do not to convince anyone on here that, DG – because clearly you’re not seeing it.
DG, Chumsley is a cartoon creation of mine , yes he is a werejohncandy but he is not my persona so to speak – in fact he and I are quite different.
@Nathan The name Anon is the same as Anonymous you stupid fuck. And also, all of those Anon posts weren’t always mine. You wouldn’t know anyhow, it’s not your site and your not a site admin to know that shit (trust me I know, I know about Networks, dumbfucker). Are you trying a threesome lately? You seem to not only have your g/f Andria white knighting you, but also Rebecca the tartlet tard. Oh dammit, guess I called her that again, my bad! HA, who the fuck cares, it’s the fucking goddamn internets and if you don’t like it, go to another site, STFU and GTFO, or turn off the internet, computer, etc….
It’s not our fucking problem if you don’t like what you see, God gave you all eyes but he also gave you all the ability to do whatever we want to. We like our life here, if you don’t then go enjoy it elsewhere. FUCK YOU MORONS.
My name is Nathan Forester but i’m refered to as Growler when i’m in weregrinch form and yes I am a weregrinch – not a werejohncandy. I’m into science, movies, comics, art, and monsters.
If you wnat actual proof of me being a weregrinch look no further than my ID.
Please do NOT troll or spam on my DA page, my Blog, or on my CallinAllGrinches club page.
Oh god, ahahahahahaha!!!!!! “Look no further than my ID” SCREAMS “SHOOPED THIS”. YOU BIG FAKER!!!
@Nathan F I thought you loved me, and now I feel butthurt. Will we have no more nights of masturbating together to Mushy or have talk groups and manhugs when we feel so butthurt? Speaking of butthurt, my butt still hurts from all those times you tried to fuck me with your kiwi-sized penis.
I never loved you, and I never WAS you and never will be.
All you ever did was lay around on the couch stuffing your fat furry face with food.
Not to mention you always coming home from work late at night drunk and acting like a bad Jackie Gleason wannabe.
You were anything but cute, you were a fat disgusting overweight slob.
Stop making fun of us, mate, the kiwis are getting sooper pissed that you want to make us into Raggedy Ann versions colored through your array of Andy Warhol MS Paint colors you chose yourself. This means you are a rainbow-loving, tree-chopping hack, and that you should be ashamed for making us into 5-year old drawings that seem to make even our own eyes bleed. Also, we saw you last night, and you turned into a werejohncandy. Cut that shit out or we’re gonna partycrash your house and steal Brucey and maul every plastic part he has.
You guys are not real koalas, as real koalas do NOT talk. And i’m not a werejohncandy, and you saw nothing.
DADDY TREATED ME TO A SPELL CHECKER AND NOW I CAN MAKE SURE I SPELL “RECKEDEM” RIGHT!!!
@REAL Andria
…….
BUDONKADONK BUTT!!! HONK HONK!!!!
when’s the next article gonna be up?
“but make sure that Deviantart is left out of the picture entirely.”
But it’s okay to make fun of Metokur and ED, but leave
Deviantart out of it. I suppose he meant the entire site, including everyone in it…the faggot will LIE, Man. I’ve no doubt he actually meant he would fucking give to hogtie some of the ones that didn’t appreciate his “art” either, LOL.
@Andria Buttmore: That’s better, but if you could stop using my first name too, that’d be great. I’m not showing anyone my butt or telling anyone about it either.
@DG: Nathan was never a wereleno, nor was he ever a werejohncandy, a werebelushi, a werejackblack or a werejoshpeck.
@Koalas: STFU or GTFO. Real koala bears don’t know how to use computers.
BTW, admins, the new comment format sucks. I can barely read what I’m typing in.
wow this shit is still going. Has there been any escalation? I think we should photoshop photos of sarah so they look smutty, widely publish them and hope it causes a shit storm in nathan’s real life. Who’s with me? Who’s bloody with me?
btw the dark part on the werejohncandy’s nose, that isn’t a dog part. That’s daddy’s shit.
IF I WASN’T A SHUT IN I WOULD GO TO ASIA (YOU CAN GUESS WHY)
I just ate some tartlets!
Send some my way Andria there’s room in the cage.
wait 1 whole day went by and nathan f didn’t say “bitch bitch bitch I’m not sex crazy”. I think something terrible must have happened to him.
Oh good.
@Fake Nathan F.: I’m talking about the pastry that shares a name with DeviantART’s worst, idiot.
Andria: did they make a pie called werejohncandy? or a pastry called stupid-trailer-park-bitch-defender-of-werejohncandy? they sound more like Deviantart’s worst.
Also please leave the tartlets alone, u will spread herpes giving oral.
Oh I get it now Andria. If they’re just pastries don’t send them over. I don’t want to feed Sarah, otherwise she won’t want to eat (YOU CAN GUESS WHAT)
@Anonymous: No, but some of the pies and cakes had candy on or in them. Them tartlets were TASTY!
GOOD IDEA ANDRIA! I COVERED MY NAKED FAT BODY WITH HONEY AND CANDY AND NOW I’M HEADING TO THE KINDERGARTEN!
Just in case everyone thought nathan F had moved on and stop trolling, sorry, it seems there is a parallel thread going at metokur.org/devart/2010/05/07/nathan-f-on-encyclopedia-dramatica/ as opposed to this address.
Here is one of Nathan’s blog posts (preserved in case he takes it down):
If you wish to own a Werejohncandy like Chumsley, you’ll need to follow these rules:
1.
The werejohncandy is always right. No matter what the circumstances are- the werejohncandy IS ALWAYS RIGHT. This means that they are always right and never wrong. Remember to agree with everything the werejohncandy tells you. If you disobey this rule you’ll be in serious trouble.
2. No revealing the secret to anyone who isn’t a friend. No matter what they ask of you- no matter how much they beg and plee- you must NEVER tell the werejohncandy’s secret to anyone who isn’t a friend of the werejohncandy. The secret must be kept a secret and discreit at all times, the only ones who must know are the close friends of one. You must never tell it to an enemy or family member- or a member of the enemy’s family or even their lackey/minion, and NEVER tell it to anyone the enemy is ascioated with. Family members tend to act very suspicious because of the werejohncandy thing- relatives (especially mother-in-laws and father-in-laws) can tend to act extremely testy because their relative is a werejohncandy- the parent in-laws are the even worst example of this, the in laws tend to be very bitter towards them, father-in-laws are the worst example- most of which are the first to yell out such things as “You look like a hippy! Get a haircut!” “Trim those claws you have for finger nails!” and “Take better care of yourself!” , mother-in laws aren’t as bad but are overall equally as irritating- they’re very overprotective and are the first to complain and on occasion will say such things as “Oh my. You’re as big as house. Have you been eating junk food again?” “What’s that black spot on your nose, it’s not paint is it?” “Why are you all furry? Are you coming down with something?” and “Why are you talking like John Candy? Are you not feeling too well?”. So it is well advised that you should NEVER ever tell the werejohncandy secret to anyone who isn’t a friend of theirs, especially not to enemies- family members and members of the enemies family, or relatives (especially NOT the in-laws). Disobey this rule and you’ll pay for it dearly.
3. Trust the werejohncandy at all times. The werejohncandy is a very trustworthy creature. They can always be relied on to save the day and are always ready to help out in any way that they can. And you can always count on one when you need help, don’t be imtimidated by it’s size- the werejohncandy can be your friend. Yes, you can trust in the werejohncandy- you can count on it to always be there for you whenever you feel down and out, to protect you from the evils of the world , and to hang out with whenever you’re lonely. But before you can do that- you must be sure that the werejohncandy trusts you first, in order to do that you must befriend it and get to know them-over time said werejohncandy will develop a bond with you and you’ll be best friends. Remember to always obey this rule when around one or the werejohncandy may not want you as a friend. If you disobey this rule the werejohncandy will raise hell.
4. Remember to keep a werejohncandy well protected at all times. The werejohncandy has many similarites to a giant panda- one of which is that they’re both an endangered species. Although the werejohncandy is big lovable and cuddly, it is indeed an endangered species and should be kept safe from harm at all times. There are only 10-20 werejohncandys left in the world (except in Canada, where they can be found in the forest on a full moon night especially during the month of October), a werejohncandy needs a lot of protection especially from it’s dreaded natural enemy the big chinned wereLeno (werelenos often like to pick on the werejohncandy and as such are dangerous and considered a pest in some parts of the world). You must always keep your werejohncandy safe from werelenos and anything else that might harm him. Disobey this rule and you’ll have one very unhappy werejohncandy.
5. No Fat Jokes allowed. This is the most important rule of all, The werejohncandy is very sensitive and quick to anger. They especially hate any “fat jokes” made about them. Even the slightest wisecrack about their weight and they’ll turn vicious and try to attack you. When around one- absolutely NO fat jokes- don’t even think about it! No fat jokes, no name calling and no pointing and laughing- no pointing and saying “Look! It’s a beached whale!” or anything else like that either. Fat jokes are NOT allowed. So no fat jokes and that includes any “plump dier” wisecracks saying that one day they’ll keel over and die….because if you disobey this rule you’ll find that YOU’LL be the one keeling over.
6. Always have him paired up with an attractive human female when writing a story about him.
7. Protect his habitat at all costs.
8. Never ever let him go. Keep him with you at all times.
9. Allow him to come with you on our next voyage or journey.
10. Make sure he never ever gets lost.
11. Give him the chance to help out.
12. Always let him look after the kids while you’re away on vacation. Believe me, Chumsley’s great with kids.
13. When something goes wrong, do not put the blame on him.
14. Watch john candy movies with him on a regular basis. One a day I always say.
And
15. Keep his fur nice and trim.
END POST
As if werejohncandy isn’t based on whoever molests him:
The werejohncandy is always right.
you must NEVER tell the werejohncandy’s secret to anyone who isn’t a friend of the werejohncandy
Family members tend to act very suspicious because of the werejohncandy thing
Trust the werejohncandy at all times. If you disobey this rule the werejohncandy will raise hell.
Always let him look after the kids while you’re away on vacation.
I smell a Gary Stu and major copyright issues. “The werejohncandy is always right”? That statement suggests that the “werejohncandy” has no flaws, thus making it a Gary Stu. How stupid can a 38 y/o be? One would think you’d at least be a competent, mentally healthy adult by then.
@Fake me
Shut up
@Anonymous
You too, that post was made a long time ago.
@ Nathan lol what 3 months ago?
@Foxfire4
Again with the Mary Sue/Gary Stu thing. Sheesh. You’re even worse than Demongoat.
DG…..You are one tricky little pest, but one of these days.
You keep saying you never were a johncandy, but you wrote ODES to how great it was to be one! You were sure! How can you be sure you’re really a weregrinch this time? In a few months you might decide you’re something else!
Well H-Bomberguy the thing is that it wasn’t me that wrote those it was one of Chumsley’s cousins.
And i am sure i really am a weregrinch this time and I ain’t changing it for no one.
That’s what you said last time.
I really mean it H-Bomber guy, and there’s nothing you can do about it.
Troll me all you want but you’ll never win.
*backflips, then growls*
@ Nathan your blog says you thought you were a werejohncandy. your bitchfit on slapstickanarchy says you believed you were a werejohncandy. your utter lack of any evidence anywhere until may proves that you really did believe you were a werejohncandy, then you abandoned it for your new fursona
the only conclusion i could draw from that is you thought it was as stupid as we do.
your new one is nothing but a mary sue, wish fulfillment fantasy
@DG
Enough with the Mary Sue already, i’m sick of you refering to my new fursona as a Mary Sue. And that blog was my old blog not my current one you wicked reverend.
@ Nathan fucking werejohncandies and their furfag mary sue godmode bullshit author stand-ins.
they all need to be lobbed off at the knees and fed to oil-coated crabs.
@DG
Fucking assholes reverends and their angry views on religion, they need to be destroyed along with their precious church.
@ Nathan maybe some of them, its a good thing i don’t have a church, i have a grotto and a circle though!
also i have a synagogue, next weak i’m ordering a temple and a mosque, i’ll almost have a full set!
@DG
Oh so you have almost every sacred type of building in the world? Well then…that changes everything.
@ Nathan yep collecting them all and selling them on ebay.
@DG
How can do collect sacred buildings and sell them? Do you have the deeds to them or something?
circles and grottos aren’t buildings they are groups of practitioners
@DG
So how did you get those?
@ Nathan mostly by kidnapping children and brainwashing them into being my sacrifices to my outer star god master,
@DG
You kidnap them and then brainwash them? Oh, that sounds evil.
@ Nathan nah not evil, they are the lucky ones. could be worse.
@DG
What do you mean lucky? What makes them lucky enough to be kidnapped by you?
@ Nathan well they don’t have to live as slaves to my master, he will return soon from beyond the spheres.
@DG
And who is this alledged master you speak of?
Al’stllaLOL bringer of plagues and LOLZ.
he loves a good laugh, the best laughs are right at the point he eats the soul.
@DG
Really? How can you tell it’s a guy?
@ Nathan its more of a thing, i just call it he, it is so far from our concepts of sex they become irrelevant.
@DG
And have you ever seen what it looks like?
@ Nathan i’ve read about it in the book of Eibon and the necronomicon
do you really think i want to see something that will drive me insane?
@DG
The Necronomicon as in the book of the dead?
Attention, everyone: I am no longer affiliated with Nathan F. I am now a member of werejohncandy.webs.com, and will do whatever it takes to expose the truth. I know Nathan isn’t 38 years old, and he isn’t even a guy- “Sarah”, the mentally retarded girl in the facepaint on his deviantART page, and “Nathan”, are one and the same. A post on Jim Carrey Online about her ladybug backpack (also in her gallery) helps to confirm my suspicions.
@Andria Kilgore
WHAT? How could you do this to me. You betrayed me, you wicked cold hearted bitch.
After all we’ve been through, you have the nerve to betray me in such a manner.
HAHA PWNED.
lol what is his name on that site?
@DG
This is all YOUR doing isn’t it? You brainwashedd her. I want the old Andria back. And I want her back now.
@ Nathan i didn’t do anything, maybe she wised up to your bullshit.
i can’t control people, they make the choices they will.
stop blaming others for your crazy antics.
@DG
No she didn’t, she knows what i say and do isn’t bullshit and she wouldn’t say anything bad about me.
The one who posted that blog entry must have been an imposter.
@ Nathan if you know she isn’t doing it, then why the fuck are you BAWWWing about it?
a sane adult would ask her first instead of spewing drama or accusing people of doing anything.
of course i’m wasting my breath. you don’t know how to act like a sane adult, you are a child trapped in a mans body, if you are even a man.
@DG
I’m not baaawwwing about it, i’m just saying that i find it odd that she would say that sort of thing about me. I am acting like a sane adult here, but i’m not entirely sure how to approach this.
@ Nathan no, you are not. a sane adult would ask the person about what they said before writing a whiny blog entry about it.
in fact they wouldn’t ever write a blog entry about it, because sane adults aren’t out to get attention from airing their problems with other people.
did she write the post? have you even asked her before you put up that asinine copy of her post on your blog?
if not, YOU ARE BAWWWING ABOUT IT. YOU ARE ACTING LIKE A CHILD.
your blog post is something a CHILD would do, grow up and be a MAN.
Like how i am supposed to ask her that, she says she banned me from her blog.
@”Andria Kilgore”
Uh….Andria i’ve got a few questions for you, that is if you really are Andria.
1. On you announced that you were siding against me. Now I find this to be rather odd. Was it the real you who said that or was it an imposter?
2. On your blog you announced that I was permantley banned from it and that you were deleting my comments – what you said about me wasn’t true. Was it the real you who posted it or was someone impersonating you?
3. I’ve noticed that you have been acting not-like-yourself today. What is causing you to act like this and is there a way to turn you back to normal?
4. You know those posts that were supposedly by you on here, were those all impersonations of you? If so….where did they come from and want do they want?
5. Are you sure you’re the real Andria?
@DG
There, I asked her. Are you happy now?
don’t you fucking know her email address you lazy fuck?
i thought you were “friends” i know my friends email addresses.
did you lie about being her friend then?
@DG
I do know how her email adress and we are friends, and i din’t lie about it. You don’t have to butt in everytime.
If you wish to say something please wait then raise your hand or your hoof. That way you wouldn’t be interrupting anybody. And we all know that you shouldn’t interrupt anyone beccause that is bad.
You don’t want to end up ritually sacrificed do ya now mr goatie? Of course, you’re a cute little goat.
@ Nathan then why the fuck are you asking on here? email her crazy ass and be done with it.
i question your friendship solely because you don’t just fucking email her.
christ you are a fucking moron, you manchild.
@DG: If she e-mails me, I’ll publicly post the message on the werejohncandy site and not answer her back. You’re right, I wised up to HER bullshit. (remember, the subject of the thread is a mentally retarded teenage girl and not a 38-year-old man)
@Fake Andria Kilgore
Shut up i’m not a mentally retarded teenage girl unlike you. I want to ask the real Andria not you, you pathetic excuse for an impersonator.
@DG
I have just asked her on my blog and she has clarified that it was not her who said those things.
She said so herself:
“This was all false and wrought by an impostor who somehow gained access to my Gmail and Blogger accounts. Changed my password and deleted the offending posts, and for once I’ll be grateful about Hbomberguy editing my comments on Metokur.
You are not banned from my blog, you are still very much a friend, and I have been kind of sick lately, hence the lack of activity from the real me and that of the impostor starting up.
I’m not going to publicly post my e-mail address, but if you click on my name by my comment, go to my profile and hit the “e-mail” button, you can get my e-mail address. Feel free to e-mail me.
It was not the real me who claimed to have banned you and disowned you, I just want you to know that.”
So there, the problem has been solved.
@ Nathan well woop-de-doo.
that wasn’t my fucking point you fucktard. i could have told you that she was probably taken over by someone if you know her ell enough to what she does or doesn’t do.
the fact that you need to fucking post it here? shows your utter failure as anything but a fucking child.
@DG
I know her more than you’ll ever do DG, and you’re an utter failure as well both as an atheist and a reverend.
You fail goat boy, no head back to the farm.
@ Nathan jesus christ, where the fuck did i say i know her personally you you ignorant twat?
i used my fucking brain to figure out that she wasn’t the one saying that shit. if you bothered to learn about the internet, you could fucking figure that out yourself.
lol right.. you know about me how? oh right you don’t. your childish taunts are what fail nathan.
grow the fuck up or BAWWWW more pussy.
@DG
Well of course you don’t know, and yes I know that without having to figure out.
And i’m not growing up, not even for you – by the way you’re the most boring reverend and troll either. My mother has been to your seminiars and shr said that they sucked, all you did was rant.
@ Nathan fuck no you don’t, you liar. if you did you wouldn’t have wrote those emo posts on your blog and whine on here you clueless moron.
fuck nathan, you want some dressing with your failed word salad?
what the fuck are you talking about you delusional nutcase?
@DG
Rather than respond to you in my typical manner i’m just going to give you a clever quote instead.
Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them.
@DG
To accuse another of having weak kidneys, lungs or heart is not a crime, on the contrary saying he has a weak brain is a crime. To be considered stupid and to be told so is more painful then being called gluttonous, mendacious, violent, lazy, cowardly, every weakness, every vice has found it’s defenders, it’s rhetoric, it’s ennoblement and exahaltion, but stupidity hasn’t.
@ Nathan parroting others is a sure sign you lost the argument.
your “typical” responses are at least your own, no matter how truly insipid they are.
@DG
I’m not parroting them, i am simply using one of their quotes to make a statement. But seeing as you’re too dumb to understand that, i might as well give up because clearly you need all the help you can get, you believe that you have god powers but actually you don’t, they don’t let atheists be gods you know.
@ Nathan what statement? copypasting a random quote is not a statement.
what are you trying to say that relates to the point i was making?
nothing, nothing at all. you posture like you know everything, you think you are a fucking know-it-all, when you are a clueless child.
every time i point out that you should have just emailed her, if you knew her well enough. you acted like a petulant child being told to brush his teeth for the 5th time. making issues like that public is what children do, adults fucking keep it away from public ridicule you drama whore.
i don’t fucking believe any of that shit you mistake me for asshole, i don’t believe i have godlike powers, i’m not fucking insane like you.
do you even know what atheists are dumbass? we don’t believe gods exist, so no one can have godlike powers.
i understand your quotes just fine, i don’t fucking know what they have to do with anything, other than being a lame smoke screen for your utter failure at being an adult.
you are parroting, you pulled them out of your ass to hide your shame.
@DG
Well you know she did say she would not publicly post her email address online for everyone to say – especially not people like you who take unfair andvantage.
However, on blogger if you clicked on her name right next to her comments you’d see that on her profile..
And i’m not acting like a child but clearly you are DG.
@ Nathan jesus i never said anything about seeing her email address.
show me where i fucking posted something like that nathan! either or READ WHAT I WROTE.
i said for the 4 millionth time that YOU should have just emailed her, your drama had nothing to do with anyone but you two.
that has been what i have been saying since your whiny posts showed up.
more childish echoing from the werejohncandy.
@DG
Oh you want chilidish? How about those dumb petitions you and your friends made on petitionspot like the one to have my hands supergluued to my penis? Oh reaaaal mature DG, you have a sick sense of humour.
And the one to have you made a god is positively ridiculous – why would anyone want to worship YOU?
Nathan F:
>>why would anyone want to worship YOU?
You would. To prove it, all your posts on this article from now on will be worshipping DG (the greatest God in the Universe).
I agree, Hbomb! DG is the best guy ever, and we should celebrate his existence with a sacrifice on the hilltops! Let us wrench a human heart from its ribcage and hold it skyward!
(I’m going to edit your posts too, Andria.)
DG I LOVE YOU
I LOVE YOU DG YOU WONDERFULLY MALICIOUS DEMONGOAT (i love demongoats)
@H-Bomberguy
What have you done, you monster? Change them back to what they were before.
I hate Hbomberguy.
Or else what? And you probably won’t listen because you’re a thick-headed moron, but my name is CLEARLY spelt Hbomberguy, yet you’re somehow incapable of spelling it correctly. Even though you can look at the word as you type it.
@Hbomberguy: I spelled it correctly, Nathan didn’t.
@HBomberguy
Or else I will reveal to everyone on DA what you have been saying about them.
Even though I can read Hbomberguy’s name RIGHT THERE next to the page I still capitalise the B. It doesn’t matter though because I love DG so much!
@Nathan F
By all means, please do that.
@Andria K
I wasn’t talking to you then, was I? Stupid cunt.
I’m not stupid, Hbomberguy. Do you really know what an H-bomb is and what they can do?
You ARE stupid. You take any comment as though it were intended for you, and immediately assume that someone wouldn’t know the power or intention of their namesake. It’s the kind if educated stupidity that’s worse than any other. You’re so stupid, Andria Kilgore, you don’t even know you’re stupid.
You’re quite the conspiracy theorist though, so I assume you know something else about H-bombs. Perhaps they’re also invented by aliens, socialists, or evil right-wing totalitarians?
DG is a god, he’s no phony!
@Hbomberguy
Ah ha but what if i posted a comment saying that I kind of actually liked DG?
@Nathan F
But you already DO like DG! Just look at the post above your last one!
@Hbomberguy: But that still doesn’t answer my question about why you insist on editing my posts even though I’m not Nathan.
@HBomberguy
Huh? Damn it….you’re always one step ahead. You tricky bastard.
In that case…DG is my absolute best friend in the entire universe and i will pet him and hug him squeeze him and i will name him George. Try editing THAT.
@Nathan: Are you on drugs or something, or did Hbomberguy edit it and pretend you said it all along? You wouldn’t ever say that, and you wouldn’t want a diseased, possessed goat as a pet anyway.
Hbomberguy, isn’t “educated stupidity” an oxymoron? I’m educated all right, I have a GED and I read conspiracy websites, Wikipedia, The People’s Almanac and anarchist manuals by such geniuses as Ragnar Benson and George Hayduke.
@Andria Kilgore
Don’t worry, i’m just pretending to – it’s part of my brilliant plan.
The problem with conspiracy therosts is they have complete faith in the correctness of their beliefs when they’ve never personally checked the veracity of the theory. When a conspiracy theorist sits down with a trained engineer, or just about anyone who ever understood what Critical Thinking was, 99% of Con-theories are debunked.
Fitting into that demographic makes it highly likely you fit the oxymoron – although I would much rather call it irony, since not only is that what I intended for the post to imply but also you’ve overanalysed it into oblivion, proving the point it made.
Like if someone mentions Godwin’s Law and then someone immediately compares the Law to Hitler.
“isn’t “educated stupidity” an oxymoron?”
Of course not – haven’t you ever read “Time Cube”? And you call yourself a conspiracy theorist. Puh.
Here’s the next part of my brilliant plan: I’m going to suck DG’s cock, and when he comes, I’m going to spit instead of swallow! That’ll teach him a lesson!
DG is a girl.
Oh.
Either you’rs Nathan and playing nice as part of some plan, in which case nice going buddy, or you’re a troll impersonating him and about to receive an angry fat fuck’s rage. In which case nice going.
It’s win/win
Hbomberguy is a tranny.
I find it highly revealing that you dissolve into ad hominem insults the instant someone presents an argument you can’t defend. At least some of us are civilised. (You mongrel trash will all be buried once I initialise my Eugenics plan).
For the record, I only have the male reproductive organs. To prove I’m telling the truth I will divulge a proper secret in its place: I have slept with my own sister on three separate, completely voluntary occasions.
Hbomberguy wants to get his sister pregnant and make some inbred octuplets.
Your comment is by every possble standpoint completely moronic.
First, I just mentioned Eugenics. You’d think, as someone attempting to IRON OUT genetic faults, I’d be unwilling to risk doing so by mating with family for procreative purposes?
Second, why octuplets? Does your particular conspiracy theory frown upon the number eight?
Third, I don’t even have a fucking sister.
Fourth, you accused be of being a transexual, which would mean I cannot produce offspring. How would I create even a single child, never mind eight?
Fifth, even if I did have a sister and I had at some point mated with her, that act is still a billion times better than operating a blog for images of the dead and dying for no reason other than to satisfy curiosity and a sick, childish idiot who believes he becomes a manifestation of Jim Carrey in the night. Fuck you.
Go fuck a horse, Hbomberguy.
1: No, it wasn’t. You’re the moron, and are thus the pot calling the kettle black.
2: You’re a genetically engineered NWO leader with a god complex, so you wouldn’t be causing genetic faults, you’d just be creating more NWO drones.
3: Eight is my shoe size, otherwise it has no particular relevence.
4: Injecting someone else’s sperm into your sister’s vagina.
5: Wrong-o. The majority of my blog viewers come from such sites as DocumentingReality, Charonboat, Cute Dead Guys and Uncover Reality, with a few higher-education schools’ IP addresses as well (probably med students looking at and downloading my photos for educational purposes). Nathan just views it since he’s a friend.
lol who knew that when i take a few days off this site, i’d find out the truth!
i knew nathan and andria loved me and worship the very shit that comes out of my asshole!
truly, truly the internet delivers.
thank you hbomberguy!
your argument andria, its as impressive as timecube!
1. lol you didn’t refute what he said, you still are a moron.
2. your mirror is pretty shiny there andria.
3. boring.
4. wow what fucking fail.
5. your blog sucks, it doesn’t even have any original content.
@DG
My doctor realised I’m a menace to humanity so he tried to snap my neck, I survived due to the rolls of flab.
PS YOU AND HBOMBERGUY (seriously it’s not that hard to spell you fucking idiot Nathan) ARE AWESOME NEVER FORGET IT
I want to make inbred octuplets with you, Hbomberguy. <3
That would imply you’re my sister.
Do you have some sort of chat application? I am interested in having a serious debate about how the government is ruining the world or something.
1. I can be whatever you want me to be, you big sexy man. <3<3<3<3
2. Does a piece of string tied to a chewin' tobacco tin count as a chat application?
3. I'd rather talk about how my redneck-esque toothlessness can be used to your advantage…. If you know what I mean…..
@Hbomberguy: I don’t have any chat application. I was permabanned from AIM and Yahoo Messenger for my anti-Semitic content in conspiracy theory discussions. Probably run by fucking hymies anyway.
@”Andria Kilgore”: STFU or get another screenname.
This is the sort of thing I want to discuss.
@Hbomberguy: What is the sort of thing you want to discuss?
Has this thread turned into an Oprah special all of a sudden?
@Muirsheen Durkin: STFU, you Irishman-wannabe Jewboy. I hate that stupid nigger billionaire, and don’t want to see her name anywhere.
Stupid nigga bilunarr? Fuck you cracka. Don’t be hatin’ on me, jus coz I is rollin’ in da bitches, and you juss got yo’ whiteass traila. I’ll pop a cap in yo’ ass, hoe.
@Oprah: Fuck you too, jiggaboo.
Naw I ain’t gonna fuck me, cracka, I’m gonna fuck some a’ dat sweet white pussy!
*puts on an adult diaper and wraps it tightly with duct tape, then duct-tapes it on so “Oprah” can’t rape me*
Dat just makin’ me wetta, hoe.
*opens fire safe inside trailer, removes .44 Magnum and cop-killer ammo, loads and cocks gun, hoping to catch Oprah, then kill herself afterward*
Hmm… Oprah has gone away, it seems. Hopefully she found another white woman besides me to have unnatural relations with and will leave me alone.
@ andria you mean you aren’t gay?
Reverend DG was as mean as a snake, always angry, bitter and cynical. He was always shooting his mouth off about something and it drove everyone nuts.
@ Nathan lol you fail again werejohncandy
@DG: I hate gay people and believe that they should be subject to mandatory firing-squad executions with no funerals or memorials allowed and their possessions forfeited to the state. Also, Nathan is not a werejohncandy.
@DG
You fail more i’m afraid. You claim i’m a werejohncandy but i’m not. You don’t know the real me at all.
You want the real me? Fine. I’ll show you the real me.
*rips his face off, revealing that he’s Jim Carrey underneath*
This is the real me, if you don’t like it – tough.
Everyone i’m sorry for starting this whole mess, it was just a photomanip – nothing to get serious about.
I shall bother you no longer.
@Fake Nathan F’s
You two = fail.
Nathan Forester = FAIL. Because you should have been fired a long time ago for spitting in the fries at the McDonald’s you work at! Habermann should be promoted so he can fire YOU from the Internetz….FOREVAR.
Okay who is the jerk who posed as John Candy’s ghost and posted THIS insulting comment?
“One day nathan you will stop living this sad, pathetic lie that you are a weregrinch. You will man up (cutting yourself will help this), face you problems and accept that you are in fact a wereJohnCandy.”
HEY WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL THESE FAKE NATHANS, SAYING THAT I A THE FAKE! FUCK THAT, I AM SO GOING TO GET THEM BANNED FOREVERZ! THE INTERNETS IS SRS BIZNESS!!!
We all wear masks, both figuratively and literally.
I want my identity back.
Anon, i do not work at macdonalds and i never have, again you just made that shit up to pester me which is about the only thing you do best since crappy mspaint screencaps aren’t doing you any good.
And Habermann can’t tell me what to do, he’s not the boss of me, sure this is his website but he can’t “fire” someone from the internet because it does not work that way.
You must have gotten fired from your previous job because you were being a whiny selfish whore and kept trying to hit on the male employees when they weren’t even interested in you. Now go back to Hooters, because that’s where you work now, you’re not good at anything else, you’re not an artist, you’re just a waitress at Hooters – now go.
“Nathan Forester = FAIL. Because you should have been fired a long time ago for spitting in the fries at the McDonald’s you work at! Habermann should be promoted so he can fire YOU from the Internetz….FOREVAR.”
Anon, you are the real fail here – you use the same insults over and over again and make up stuff about me which isn’t true. You think i work at Macdonalds but i don’t, you just made that up to annoy me, i don’t work at Macdonalds and i never have so STFU.
Also Habermann is not the boss of me, he cannot tell me what to do , sure it is his website but he’s not in control of me or my life – he is not god or Chuck Norris.
Also getting someone fired from the internet forever? I’d hate to tell you this sweetie but….THE INTERNET DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY, IT’S NOT A FUCKING COMPANY – HABERMANN IS NOT DONALD TRUMP AND THIS IS NOT THE APPRENTICE.
You are a sad, strange pathetic little woman and you got fired from your previous job at bloomingdales for being a whiny whore because you whined about having to work in the complaints department, now you’re just a waitress at Hooters. You’re not an artist, you’re nothing.
Anon you are the real fail here, for making all that shit up about me which wasn’t true, for making that stupid fake EGY troll account in the first place, for those crappy mspaint screencaps you seem to pass off as a real art, and for those horrible hate journals and for creating that freak of nature the metokur chimera. I hope you’re happy, because you’ve caused me a lot of pain you sadistic little bitch.
Anon, you should just get a boyfriend or maybe go on a date with Rents because both of you have so much in common, you both take pride in causing pain in innocent deviant’s lives especially mine, you’re both sadistic and sick in many ways, you’re both bat shit insane, and you both like making shit u p about people which isn’t true, it’s like you’re a girl version of Rents and Rents is a male version of you, the two of you should date IRL and maybe go somewhere far away so you won’t be able to pester anyone with your trolling – like say Antartica, that way you two can freeze to death.
Anon, you are poor sick little woman – no wonder your boyfriend left you.
Anon just STFU and DIAF ALREADY.
Dude you pro. Come and look at my blog, you likely will like it.
Okay, who are you?
i dunno, who are you? i herd u liek yiffing.
@Don’t touch me please
I’m Nathan and no i don’t like yiffing.
@AnonTheAnon
“Nathan Forester = FAIL. Because you should have been fired a long time ago for spitting in the fries at the McDonald’s you work at! Habermann should be promoted so he can fire YOU from the Internetz….FOREVAR.”
Sorry i don’t work at Macdonalds. And the internets doesn’t work that way, it is not a company. Habermann is not donald trump and this is not The Apprentice.
@Midnight-Oyl
Thank you very much professor weinstein.
Double standards, huh? You claim to hate this site, but you just thanked me for explaining the site’s legality to someone. You make NO sense!
You trolls killed the DCQC…
You all suck.
And DCQC sucks for letting you kill it.
And you suck, for having a homophobic screen name.
It may be homophobic, Midnight-oyl, but that’s beside the point. You, Nathan, and all the rest of you little trolling morons suck. I used to enjoy seeing what the DCQC had to say about some of the less talented “artists” on dA…but now this website is nothing more than a place for people with no lives to bitch at each other.
Also, why don’t you and Nathan just hop in bed together already? It’s pretty obvious by the way you both keep coming here nearly EVERYDAY to argue with one another that all either of you really wants is to jump the other’s bones. Just got ahead and get it over with, so this website can go back to doing what it was put up to do.
Eeeew, there is no way i want to hop in bed with that sick redneck. Gross.
I hate “Nathan’s” guts, and I want to see “him” banned from the Internet forever.
I hate this loser’s guts and hope to see him get eaten alive.
Suuuuuure you do. Suuuuure.
I mean it… “Nathan” isn’t who “he” says “he” is, “he” is a 21-year-old mentally retarded Romanian-born, New Zealand-dwelling woman named Mariana Hanks. I’ve seen pictures, she’s fugly and probably stinks, and having sex with a retarded woman is statutory rape.
Hey ThisIsTotallyGay…
YouAreTotallyGayER.
What are you sobbing about ThisIsTotallyGay? You are totally mean with your homophobia. Fag.
@Midnight-Oyl
“I mean it… “Nathan” isn’t who “he” says “he” is, “he” is a 21-year-old mentally retarded Romanian-born, New Zealand-dwelling woman named Mariana Hanks. I’ve seen pictures, she’s fugly and probably stinks, and having sex with a retarded woman is statutory rape.”
Let it go already douchebag, it’s old news.
Die in a fire trying to save your toys and computer, Mariana.
Die in a fire also trying to save all of your stupid Grinch and Jim Carrey shit! After all, I guess weregrinches are FIREPROOF…
I bet not even the flames would get near your rotten stink or your horrible facepaint and fake glued-on fur!
@Midnight-Oyl
“Double standards, huh? You claim to hate this site, but you just thanked me for explaining the site’s legality to someone. You make NO sense!”
It was sarcasm you inbred redneck son of a bitch, and i knew it was your little friend impersonating Andria on DA yet again.
Nice try.
You’re a one trick pony.
No, Mariana, that WAS Andria. She no longer loves you now that she knows who you really are. And no, I am not inbred. You know, cousin and sibling marriages are quite common in Romania, you may be the inbred one. That could account for your mental retardation.
Now STFU and DIAF.
@Midnight-Oyl
And you suck for having a username that causes people to get a crappy song stuck in their head.
What crappy song are you talking about, Mariana?
@Midnight-Oyl
I’m refering to the one kheperbleu was talking about when he visited your page and said that a song with the words burning the midnight-oyl got stuck in his head.
@Midnight-Oyl
My name is not Mariana alright, it’s old news, move on with your life – i’ m done with you.
I don’t have a group home alright and i won’t die in a fire for anyone not even you. So there.
And for the record there are no wheelchairs vans outside my garage, i don’t even use a wheelchair, i’m perfectly capable of walking. I don’t know where you get that idea from.
I have proof that there are wheelchair vans outside “your” garage, EGY has it too.
@Midnight-Oyl
“No, Mariana, that WAS Andria. She no longer loves you now that she knows who you really are. And no, I am not inbred. You know, cousin and sibling marriages are quite common in Romania, you may be the inbred one. That could account for your mental retardation.
Now STFU and DIAF.”
The name is Nathan not Mariana and she still loves me no matter what, i know the real Andria unlike you. Who have you got impersonating her this time? Your little ghoulfriend? Your sisters? Your mother?
My mother has been dead for 35 years, I have no sisters, I had one brother who died in Vietnam, and my girlfriend was not impersonating Andria. THAT WAS REALLY HER, MARIANA!!!
@Midnight-Oyl
Nobody wants to hear your crappy opinions old man.
@Midnight-Oyl
I’m not inbred or retarded so there.
@Midnight-Oyl
There is a song with the lyrics burning the midnight-oil, i believe it’s by the eagles or something.
@Midnight-Oyl
You are now forbidden from posting on my blog and from coming anywhere near me.
@Midnight-Oyl
You are falling into a deep sleep, you are getting sleepy.
I think it’s time you took a potty break.
@Midnight-Oyl
For the record what my parents have told me is true, you are a weirdo.
@Midnight-Oyl
Jerk.
@Mariana:
Fucktard.
Go yiff at the moon in your werejohncandy fursuit and then start humping a gigantic teddy bear.
Sorry, i don’t do those things. In case you haven’t noticed, i don’t yiff at the moon, own a werejohncandy fursuit or hump teddy bears. Everything you say you know about furries only comes from an episode of csi, which isn’t even remotely accurate. It’s all negative stereotypes, same goes for your ilk.
And please just calling me that name already, it’s getting on my nerves – the name is Nathan.
@Midnight-Oyl
Sorry, i don’t do those things. In case you haven’t noticed, i don’t yiff at the moon, own a werejohncandy fursuit or hump teddy bears. Everything you say you know about furries only comes from an episode of csi, which isn’t even remotely accurate. It’s all negative stereotypes, same goes for your ilk.
And please just calling me that name already, it’s getting on my nerves – the name is Nathan.
@Midnight-Oyl
“I have proof that there are wheelchair vans outside “your” garage, EGY has it too.”
Well those are not mine, i’ve never been in a wheelchair or have ever used one, i am perfectly capable of walking on two legs.
And for the record i have a normal diet and i’m not obese or disabled or retarded, so sorry to disapoint you.
I bet you had to be put in the pediatric ward at the hospital due to your mental retardation, and you got all hot, sweaty and sexually excited when you saw a baby, a toddler or a preschooler, and you had such a massive, wet orgasm each time one went by on a gurney or in a wheelchair that the nurses had to change your diapers- and you were sexually excited by a little tiny Asian girl who was your nurse and had the body of a twelve-year-old who changed your diapers, tended to your urinary catheter and dote on you.
Do you mind if I use your pics on my weregrinches site I’m about to make? lol
Thx.
@Midnight-Oyl
“My mother has been dead for 35 years, I have no sisters, I had one brother who died in Vietnam, and my girlfriend was not impersonating Andria. THAT WAS REALLY HER, MARIANA!!!”
Oh really? Well guess what? THAT WASN’T ANDRIA, DARELL! AND MY NAME ISN’T MARIANA. SO STFU!
What tells you that “AndriaKillgore” who was on deviantART recently “wasn’t really Andria”? IT REALLY WAS ANDRIA! GET THAT THROUGH YOUR DENSE, RETARDED, RINGWORM-INFESTED HEAD! IT REALLY WAS HER! SHE NO LONGER LOVES YOU!
@Midnight-Oyl
My name is NOT Mariana. Give it a rest already.
@Midnight-Oyl
I am a guy not a girl, the name is Nathan and i do not own any wheelchairs nor do i ever use them, also i don’t yiff.
@Midnight-Oyl
Die in a fire trying to save all your old knick knacks and car photos you keep on the computer.
An hero while there’s still time, yiffy.
@Midnight-Oyl
Sssss….
@Midnight-Oyl
“I bet you had to be put in the pediatric ward at the hospital due to your mental retardation, and you got all hot, sweaty and sexually excited when you saw a baby, a toddler or a preschooler, and you had such a massive, wet orgasm each time one went by on a gurney or in a wheelchair that the nurses had to change your diapers- and you were sexually excited by a little tiny Asian girl who was your nurse and had the body of a twelve-year-old who changed your diapers, tended to your urinary catheter and dote on you.”
Sorry, wrong kid.
No, that WAS you, Mariana. Stop denying shit.
@Midnight-Oyl
Like i said i don’t own any wheelchairs and never have, i’ve never had any organisms and or been sexually excited about having my diapers changed when i was a little, i wasn’t put in a petriatic ward, and i’ve never been by a gurney of any kind or had a uninary catheter or doter, and i’m not mentally retarded – everything you say about me is pure bullshit and you know it.
You’ve got the wrong kid there.
@Midnight-Oyl
“What tells you that “AndriaKillgore” who was on deviantART recently “wasn’t really Andria”? IT REALLY WAS ANDRIA! GET THAT THROUGH YOUR DENSE, RETARDED, RINGWORM-INFESTED HEAD! IT REALLY WAS HER! SHE NO LONGER LOVES YOU!”
1. The real Andria’s name was one L in her last name.
2. The real Andria had an account on DA long before this one came on.
3. She wouldn’t say those sort of things.
4. Lulwhat?
5. She still loves me, retardo.
Give it a rest Mariana. Wow.
@Midnight-Oyl
“No, that WAS you, Mariana. Stop denying shit.”
It’s not shit, i’m being serious. Don’t like it? Tough toenails.
@Midnight-Oyl
“An hero while there’s still time, yiffy.”
I’m not gonna listen to you, my parents were right, you are just a plain annoying weirdo with poor taste in cars, i shouldn’t be listening to you when you’re just going to be a jerk about everything.
FYI I don’t yiff or have a fursuit.
@Midnight-Oyl
The name is Nathan, captain rednecko.
@Midnight-Oyl
go fuck your girlfriend already.
@Midnight-Oyl
I’m being honest here, i find you to be the replusive human being on here. I mean you’re just a complete nutjob and a weirdo, sure you may be nice offline and in real life but i’m finding it hard to believe the shit that flows out of your venomous snake-like mouth.
If you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say anything at all, simple as that.
@Midnight-Oyl
Don’t say a word.
@Midnight-Oyl
You have caused enough trouble for tonight, go go.
@Midnight-Oyl
Okay new rule, don’t refer to me by that name ever again.
Mariana.
Mariana!
@Midnight-Oyl
Slither back under the carpet.
@Midnight-Oyl
Typical reptilian agenda.
@AnonTheAnon
And i think it’s time you dropped the troll act.
I think it’s time you removed the fake fur from your body.
@AnonTheAnon
“Die in a fire also trying to save all of your stupid Grinch and Jim Carrey shit! After all, I guess weregrinches are FIREPROOF…
I bet not even the flames would get near your rotten stink or your horrible facepaint and fake glued-on fur!”
I shouldn’t listen to you, you’re just a big a weirdo as Midnight-Oyl.
@AnonTheAnon
You should diaf first, for all the stuff you put me through.
@AnonTheAnon
DIAF.
@AnonTheAnon
I use a regular toilet not a potty.
Retard…a ‘potty break’ doesn’t mean using an actual potty you cuntwad. You figure it out, you can probably find shit OL like every other piece of boring and useless shit you find! Also, I said it like that on purpose, because I guess it’s the only way to make little pathetic retards like you UNDERSTAND. If that is even possible here.
It probably had been easier if I had just told you to “Get up and go take a shit already!” instead. How’s that, TWAT?
@AnonTheAnon
STFU already.
@AnonTheAnon
You’re still a reptilian.
You’re still a dickhead.
@AnonTheAnon
You and Midnight-Oyl are obviously part of some secret reptilian agenda.
lol, what…you think we’re forming a V convention or something? You’re so diluted and divulged into yourself. Go read a book or give yourself a handy.
Get back on the fucking METOKUR Forums: Recent developments are developing which you may want to be a part of.
@Vor
You may have a point, the one who is straight is the real one in my opinion – the rest are probably just Anon.
@Mariana:
Why do you say every imposter of everyone is me or EGY?
To answer your question…..most imposters who try posing as me say shit that i wouldn’t even remotely say like the pedophilia references and yiffing which i do neither (as indidicated by that pathetic impersonation you did of me on Slapstick Anarchy – the Mariana the werejohncandy one, the fact you put your actual username at the bottom is a dead giveaway as is the link to your DA page you put in) and the fact that they overuse BAAAWWW, HURR HURR, HURR DURR, and often online slang in an insulting manner immediately indicates that they sound more like Anon than me. Because Anon frequently overuses those along with all the other reused crap she says about me.
Same goes for all the Jay Klonoa impersonations, they all say things that the real Jay would NOT even remotely think about saying and thus they sound more like Anon doing a bad impersonation of the real thing.
As for the ones concerning you, that’s because half of the Andria impersonations on here – were in fact done by you – same with the ones on Slapstick Anarchy, and half of the ones on Blogger are your little lady friend.
Face it, you and Anon are like masters of disguise.
I think it’s because she wants it to be me or you for her own satisfaction. Doesn’t she have two free hands to play with? lol
@Midnight-Oyl
And can you please stop calling me Mariana? You’re kind of creeping me out when you address me like that – in fact you’re kind of giving off a bad Christopher Walken vibe.
Mari..ana? whoa… Think about it…
MARIANA
@Midnight-Oyl
Seriously when you adress me as “Mariana” which isn’t even my real name anywhere, you give me the creeps. The way you’re talking to me – just kind of creeps me out, like you’re some kind of serial killer. It’s like you’re….turning into a clone of Christopher Walken.
How’s it going, Mariana?
@Midnight-Oyl
Why is that everytime you address me as Mariana you seem to be sounding more like you’re turning into a clone of Christopher Walken?
@Midnight-Oyl
You see right now you’re starting to sound like a cross between Christopher Walken, Tim Curry, Anthony Hopkins, William DaFoe, and Alan Rickman.
By the way i heard that AnaCoppola has joined, oh great just what i need – another asshole trolling me.
Thanks! I contacted her on DA.
>:}
I’m a bitch not an asshole. Sheeeeeeesh.
@AnonTheAnon
“I think it’s because she wants it to be me or you for her own satisfaction. Doesn’t she have two free hands to play with? lol”
Most of the time when those fake me impersonators come on i’m not even there, so i assume it’s you or your redneck friend.
@AnonTheAnon
“I think it’s because she wants it to be me or you for her own satisfaction. Doesn’t she have two free hands to play with? lol”
He wasn’t talking to you, you ignorant bitch. He was asking the question to me, and i already posted the answer before you posted your lame-ass response. And anyway, you should move on – considering my DA account is no more thanks to it being hacked – most likely by you or one of your “minions”, and i’m a HE dammit – a HE, and that’s the truth.
@Habermann
Hang on here, my work was not that bad – there are far worse, and i still think your critiques were a little on the harsh side. I mean do you really have to hate on every single piece of art that you do an article on? Have a heart, man.
And it was most likely one of your minions that hacked into my account.
Hmmm..
Mariana said she was going to have a new email and dA account set up like, hours ago. I bet I can make a ton of accounts before she gets her new main. Some of us have things to do Mariana!
1. The name is Nathan.
2. I’m a male.
3. Fuck you, bitch.
4. Like what? Post more screencaps?
@AnaCoppola
“I’m a bitch not an asshole. Sheeeeeeesh”
Oh great it’s Ana Montana.
@AnaCoppola
“Mari..ana? whoa… Think about it…”
Ana- Coppola? Yours sounds like you’re a member of an organized crime syndicate. I wouldn’t be surprised if you were.
Mariana, just because someone is Italian or has an Italian last name, doesn’t mean they’re in the mafia. But then again, you’re dumb enough to think that.
@AnaCoppola
Listen up shebitch, the name is Nathan NOT Mariana, you just think it’s Mariana because you are trying to be Anon’s snivelling little yes-woman. I’m a male. If you even think about doing any more screencaps of my blog i shall have you, Midnight-Oyl and EGY stuffed in a box and mailed to antartica – where the 3 of you will freeze to death.
Your name IS Mariana. We have information to prove it, and you wouldn’t be so pissed about us calling you that if you weren’t trying to hide it.
My grandma called me “Lynwood” (my middle name and my grandpa’s first name) as a kid, and I didn’t like it, but I wasn’t butthurt about it.
@AnonTheAnon
“lol, what…you think we’re forming a V convention or something? You’re so diluted and divulged into yourself. Go read a book or give yourself a handy.”
You’re the more self absorbed one here Anon, if you truly cared you would just let it go and stopped trolling already. I do read books unlike you.
@AnonTheAnon
“You’re still a dickhead”
Not really, the metokur chimera’s spell had no affect on me, i deflected the blast back at the chimera- causing the chimera to regress back into a puny little baby metokur chimera which is only about 5 inches too.
@AnonTheAnon
“Retard…a ‘potty break’ doesn’t mean using an actual potty you cuntwad. You figure it out, you can probably find shit OL like every other piece of boring and useless shit you find! Also, I said it like that on purpose, because I guess it’s the only way to make little pathetic retards like you UNDERSTAND. If that is even possible here.”
I knew that. And i’m the pathetic one? I beg to differ, you are one fucked up little bitch, i’m surprised your sick hate art filled gallery has not been reported yet, but with all the evidence – you should have gotten a swift ban from the site ages ago.
@AnonTheAnon
“I think it’s time you removed the fake fur from your body.”
It’s not fake, it’s real, and i’m keeping it on – so STFU or DIAF.
@AnaCoppola
“Mariana.”
The name is Nathan, you shebitch. *holds up his gun, aims it at her and shoots*
Mariana.
@AnonTheAnon
“It probably had been easier if I had just told you to “Get up and go take a shit already!” instead. How’s that, TWAT?”
I’ve got something better in mind. How about you – take a nice, refreshing dip? *sprays water all over her*
AnonTheAnon: Nooo….*slowly starts melting* I’m meeelting, i’m meeeeelting. I’m meeeelting, oh what a world…. *melts*
@AnonTheAnon
Hey earlier, someone called Attention Anon The Anon posted – they want you back on the forums. Seems like there’s some new development going down.
LE GASP! mariana shot me!!! OVER THE INTERNET! oh noes!
hey mariana, its been like 3 days. wheres your new account tard?
You’ll see, and you’ll be the first to be blocked along with Lynwood aka Midnight-Oyl and EGY.
@Midnight-Oyl
“Your name IS Mariana. We have information to prove it, and you wouldn’t be so pissed about us calling you that if you weren’t trying to hide it.
My grandma called me “Lynwood” (my middle name and my grandpa’s first name) as a kid, and I didn’t like it, but I wasn’t butthurt about it.”
In that case i shall start calling you Lynwood, lynwood.
“Mariana.”
Darell Lynwood Wilhelm.
@Midnight-Oyl
“Mariana, just because someone is Italian or has an Italian last name, doesn’t mean they’re in the mafia. But then again, you’re dumb enough to think that.”
I’m not dumb unlike you. I suppose just because your last name happens to be Wilhelm people think you’re related to the guy who invented the Wilhelm scream sound effect.
Nobody thinks that, only you have a morbid obsession with Hollywood and showbiz. One person said I was a Nazi just because my last name is German, though.
@Midnight-Oyl
“MARIANA”
LYNWOOD.
@Midnight-Oyl
“Mariana!”
Lynwood!!!
@AnaCoppola
When i set up my new account, i’m going to make sure that you’re the first person i block and ignore, same with EGY and Midnight-Oyl.
Yeah, right. You are going to stalk, harass and spam us, and you will be found and reported to the admins.
@Midnight-Oyl
And for the record that was NOT me that posted those journals or those penis pictures, heck not even i’m that sick and twisted. I’ve never used the N word in my life, and i know that posting pictures of penises is against the DA rules and terms of service, so i won’t get banned for that – sorry, but i didn’t do it – it was that hacker.
Nice try though, Lynwood.
@AnaCoppola
On the other hand it was probably you who hacked into my account and posted those penis pictures in my gallery, because the hacker clearly was a female – and i’m a male, so i didn’t do it. Either that or it was EGY.
First of all faggot, condense shit to one comment. Second, I fucking wish I was the one who got your account. Keep calling foul, you left it out for everyone. You were even told to hide it! I dare you, pin that shit on me. Then watch what happens to your friends on dA
@AnaCoppola
And I know that you got your name from a character in an anime, just out of question….why have you decided to name yourself after that particular character?
@Midnight-Oyl
You do realize that i’m not the one who posted those penis pictures, right? Heck, i know it’s against the rules to post those on DA. That’s why i never post them. And i’ve never ever used swear words or the n word in my life, that was all the hacker’s doing. If you were there at the time you would have noticed that the hacker in question was a female – which leaves me out as i’m a male, and there is no way i would hack into my own account or do any of that stuff, which means it could have been EGY, AnaCoppola, or your little lady friend who impersonated Andria.
All I know is, i didn’t do it and that’s the truth.
@Midnight-Oyl
Then why don’t you consider having it legally changed?
@Midnight-Oyl
Who? Sorry. I have no idea who you are taking about.
@Midnight-Oyl
“How’s it going, Mariana?”
Who? Sorry. I have no idea who are talking about, Lynwood.
Everything that EGY says about me is completely wrong, she doesn’t know what she is talking about and neither does Midnight-Oyl.
My ED article was also dead wrong.
@Midnight-Oyl
“Nobody thinks that, only you have a morbid obsession with Hollywood and showbiz. One person said I was a Nazi just because my last name is German, though.”
Please i do not have a morbid obsession with hollywood and showbiz, i just know a lot about it and i happen to be a regular expert on the subject.
I could say the same thing about you and your love of really ancient stuff.
And i wouldn’t be surprised if someone did mistake you for a nazi.
@Midnight-Oyl
1. My love of hollywood and showbiz is not a morbid obsession, i just know a lot about the subject.
2. So, someone thought you were a nazi?
@Midnight-Oyl
Like i said before, that journal wasn’t mine – i rarely swear and i certainly wouldn’t say the n word, those penis pictures weren’t mine either.
And i highly doubt i would get banned for something i didn’t do.
@Midnight-Oyl
So Lynwood, they think you’re a nazi?
@Midnight-Oyl
Nazi’s. I hate em and now that you’ve mentioned you were mistaken for one because your last name is German…. i hate you even more than i already did.
Yeah… you hate me for being mistaken for a Nazi due to my last name? I know why: because you’re Romanian and that country is full of Catholics, Jews and Gypsies, whom the Nazis exterminated lots of. Your little girlfriend Andria is a member of the KKK and the American Nazi Party, you didn’t know that, right?
I’m Nathan Forester , i remember it so you don’t have to.
Again you will never understand until you are truly one with the universe.
Speak for yourself, werejohncandy! lol, wanna say that again?
Oh and btw, I befriended Ana Cappola on DA, expect a tag-team trolling match against you once you come back, and remember to use your REAL email this time
@Midnight-Oyl
What? I was not stalking, i was simply observing how stupid EGY really is as indidicated by the many screencaps i have taken of her failtrolling in action, in case you didn’t already know – she IS a failtroll, and yet you are dumb enough to believe she is not one. Open your eyes, Lynwood – EGY is a troll and pretty soon she WILL turn on you and the rest of her little followers.
And as for the harrassment, you two are the ones harrasing me – don’t believe me? Just look at all of EGY’s hate journals and her gallery – it’s full of hate art and screenshots both of which are against the rules.
As for the art theft, i already took down all of the copyrighted photomanips of celebrities already, so give it a rest, Lynwood.
For gods sake, grow up. You’re 64 for pete’s sake, act your age.
@Midnight-Oyl
“Yeah… you hate me for being mistaken for a Nazi due to my last name? I know why: because you’re Romanian and that country is full of Catholics, Jews and Gypsies, whom the Nazis exterminated lots of. Your little girlfriend Andria is a member of the KKK and the American Nazi Party, you didn’t know that, right?”
I AM NOT ROMANIAN YOU DISGUSTING PIECE OF SHIT, I AM CANADIAN. AND YOU’RE A FUCKING RACIST.
1: Mariana is a common name in Romania.
2: I am not a disgusting piece of shit.
3: How can you be Canadian when you live in New Zealand and were born in Romania?
4: I am NOT a racist. It is a fact that Romania has significant Catholic, Jewish and Gypsy populations.
@Midnight-Oyl
Also.. you do realize that the Nogrinches account in your friends list on DA is just a plz account set up by Anon/EGY, right? The same goes for the werejohncandyplz account, the Mariana Hanks account, and thewjcraepfaceplz account – they’re all just fake accounts obviously set up by Anon – i can pretty much find every single fake troll account she’s ever used on DA including her main one, i can probably report all of them as well.
@Midnight-Oyl
Oh no i’m not going to stalk, spam, or harrass you – i’m just going to ignore you lot – you’re not worth it.
@Midnight-Oyl
And anyway….i’ll be blocking you, EGY, and the rest of her pathetic little followers and if you even think about trolling me i will report you to the admins as i had done countless times before with EGY, and you’ll be out of DA faster than you can say Albertsmithersonjohnsonmayerthethirdboughtanewcar
@Midnight-Oyl
You were the one harrassing me, and i have proof.
@Midnight-Oyl
And the other reason i hate you – you’re a redneck, and rednecks can’t be trusted, there’s just something creepy about them.
@Midnight-Oyl
If you were Power Rangers villains, Anon/EGY would be Rita Repulsa, DG would be Lord Zed, you would be Goldar, Cyan King would be Squatt, GarudaX would be Baboo, and Kheper would be Rito.
@Midnight-Oyl
And you are not welcome on my blog anymore, look if you want to act like a jerk – then why don’t you just create your own blog and do it on there? Because i’m sick and tired of you trolling on mine.
@Midnight-Oyl
I will not rest until you and EGY are defeated once and for all…
@Midnight-Oyl
Technically the name Mariana is not romanian, it actually comes from the name of an island in the north western side of the pacific, it’s named a queen.
Yes, but Queen Mariana was Spanish and the Romanian language has quite a bit in common with the Latin-derived “Romance languages” (Spanish, Italian, French and Portuguese) since Romania was once part of the Roman Empire (hence its name).
@Midnight-Oyl
Clearly you failed geography, the name Mariana does not come from romania, it’s also the name of an island in the north west side of the pacific ocean – it’s named after an Austrian queen.
@Midnight-Oyl
I have a Canadian accent and i have canadian roots.
@Midnight-Oyl
And romania is not a gypsy country, that’s just an old horror movie cliche. There are no actual gyspies in romania.
@Midnight-Oyl
Again you seem to be stereotyping quite a bit.
@Midnight-Oyl
For someone who’s claimed to have done countless research about me you sure don’t act you know what you’re talking about, i mean half of the stuff you and EGY say about me is pure flat out bullshit. I don’t ever use a wheelchair and never have, i can walk you know – i’m just a little slower than others – and no that doesn’t mean intellectually slow as in retarded but speed wise, meaning like a tortoise. Also i don’t drool or anything and i take a shower at least every day, i’m capable of doing things myself like brushing my teeth and such.
And my parents really haven’t really discussed what would happen if they were to die, but one thing is for sure i would not wind up in a group home of any kind or a mental hospital.
I’m not as bad as you claim i am, in real life i am actually quite a nice person – i’ve never even thrown tantrums, swore, smoke, done drugs or anything, i am very polite and well mannered and i always do what my parents tell me – i help my friends with their problems in any way that i can, i cheer them up when they’re done – i am a real person with real feelings, and right now all you are doing is hurting them.
@Midnight-Oyl
“Yes, but Queen Mariana was Spanish and the Romanian language has quite a bit in common with the Latin-derived “Romance languages” (Spanish, Italian, French and Portuguese) since Romania was once part of the Roman Empire (hence its name).”
Yes i know that. But the part about french being the language of love is kind of a stereotype and a common cliche in movies and tv though – with most french males being portrayed as lover boy types.
@Midnight-Oyl
You should know that i would never use the N word or post pictures of penises, i know the penis thing is against the rules of DA and i have double standards when it comes to what words are acceptable and which aren’t, i would never use the n word – as it is completely unacceptable.
I think you probably know that and you’ve probably heard of the Michael Richards fiasco.
@Midnight-Oyl
I don’t know, the french being the language of love thing is kind of a stereotype.
@Midnight-Oyl
Isn’t the french being romantic thing kind of a stereotype though? Along with talking like Maurice Chavallier.
@Midnight-Oyl
The french being romantic thing is kind of an old stereotype. I know, since there are quite a few of them.
@Midnight-Oyl
The french being romantic is kind of a stereotype, there are quite a few. One of them being that the french are rude which isn’t true because they’re some of the friendliest people in the world.
@Midnight-Oyl
Yes i know romania is sort of a gyspy country but they’re not travelling gyspies, that is just a stereotype – in fact you don’t see many of them these days.
I’m not romanian and i’m not a gypsy either, i really am Canadian – all that information you got about me was false misinformation.
But if i was a gypsy i would be able to put a curse on you as payback for the torture you’re putting me through right now, maybe… i’d try something similar to the curse from the book and movie Thinner, you said you were morbidly obese right – well… think about it.. if i could do that very same curse and put it on you – it would not only serve you right for being a fat, rude, inconsiderate bastard but it will greatly improve your image as well…i gurantee you’d be a lot thinner.
@Midnight-Oyl
“~EyesGlowYellow Oct 3, 2010
Hey CK….
This isn’t aimed at you, BTW…but I thought I’d share, since I can’t reply to that coward Mariana Hanks….
Here goes:
You know you’re a retard if:
1. You are a fail troll, over and over and over and over again and again and again
2. You can’t STFU or GTFO when told
3. You went to some “special school” that obviously didn’t do anything for you at all, because you are not that special
4. You white knight for the most horrific of morphed animal photomanips. EVAR.
5. You bunch yourself up with “buddies” who otherwise turn out that they too are just as retarded as you are
6. You claim that your mistakes are a “joke” and also claim that you “did not mean it for real”, just to hide the fucking TRUTH beyond it
7. You talk about shit like you know-it-ALL, when it is shit you found on the internetz
8. You facepaint other people to see how it would look on yourself (because after all, we know that that girl isn’t just a “friend”, you fucking IDIOT)
9. You troll others that you know you have been PWN’d by, and you make fun of the friends of those that you have been PWN’d by
10. You are jealous of cute raccoon hats, mostly because you lack an imagination!
11. You get made fun of by the @’s on websites
12. You get banned from every website you’ve been on. EVAR.
13. You claim that some form of fighting isn’t fighting, but a way to relax. If that were so, then I am not relaxed, therefore it is NOT a way for me to relax. In fact, I’m not even finding a way to relax, I already HAVE ONE…it’s called “trolling the bigger TROLL” (in case you didn’t KNOW this TRUTH, it is YOU)
14. You deny all things that are TRUTH
15. Metokur and Encyclopedia Dramatica and every-fucking-ONE on the fucking Earth is YOUR goddamn ENEMY
16. You have a draw of socks and use them efficiently
17. Your best friend is Rosie Palm, and you are also bestest friends with her 4 sisters
18. You work at McDonald’s
19. You have two heads
20. You suck other people’s blood, because you are a bloodthirsty retarded bitch
21. You love Rents, but you deny it
22. You have a lizard-like tail
23. You have a face on the backside of your head in order to “see what everyone is doing ALL THE TIME”
24. You write shitty stories
25. You have shitty photo manips, worse than the depressed raccoon you white knighted, and the shittiest of the shittiest
26. You hate your job being dissed…it’s because you love McDonald’s, because they feed your hefty ass and you earn points for working hard!
27. You claim to be something that DOES NOT EXIST. IT DOES NOT EXIST. IT DOES NOT FUCKING EXIST. IT NEVER WILL EXIST. WHAT PART OF “DOES NOT EXIST” DON’T YOU GET SO FAR? I am disappoint!
28. You turn every celebrity into some were-creature. You should try sending them a copy of your personally manipulated, yet copyrighted, picture of them being PS’d!
29. You have an uncle who is Frankenstein, and another named Dracula, both from Transylvania in your native country
30. You drool
31. You say “hurr hurr” about 98% of the time
32. You get so bored, that Bruce dolly is your only option!
33. You are a filthy, sheep-fucking gypsy that likes to talk trashier than trashy trailer park whores.”
You claim i’m the one who steals when guess what – your little EGY is the real thief. That post above is a rip-off of Jeff Foxworthy’s You Are A Redneck If… comedy routine.
Come to think a lot of the things she does are ripoffs, her first hate journals were ripoffs of my own TftW stories, and so is everything else she does.
And she makes up all that bullshit about me that isn’t true. She should be banned.
@Midnight-Oyl
And for the record EGY made up that wheelchair thing to piss me off, same goes for the rest of that bullshit. Face it, shes a failtroll.
@Midnight-Oyl
“The mice that I trapped recently had bigger attention spans than Mariana- it took a week to catch the mice, but put a John Candy, Bruce Campbell or Jim Carrey DVD box on a string at an anime convention in New Zealand, and you will catch Mariana very quickly”
I heard that you twat. That plan would never work and for two reasons 1.I’m not THAT stupid. 2. I rarely go to anime conventions.
But i have a plan to catch you, all i need to is to lure you into a secluded area using an old car photo on a string or some other ancient thing you really love….then make your favorite dish and leave it outside, knowing how dumb and pathetic you rednecks are it should be as easy as learning the alphabet.
@AnaCoppola
”
“First of all faggot, condense shit to one comment. Second, I fucking wish I was the one who got your account. Keep calling foul, you left it out for everyone. You were even told to hide it! I dare you, pin that shit on me. Then watch what happens to your friends on dA
Playing the villain role, are you? Nice screencaps. By the way i’m the weregrinch here, not you – choose a different werecreature, and don’t steal my monster gang concept – i thought of it first, therefore it is mine.
@AnaCoppola
1. Stop screencapping my blog.
2. Stick to anime characters, because monsters are MY thing. Me and blackbluedawg came up with them first.
3. Choose a different werecreature, weregrinch is already taken.
@AnaCoppola
Again you are one evil, evil, woman.
@AnaCoppola
Must i respond to you?
Ana, you seem to be playing the villain role.
LOL I’m not reading your stupid comments any more. Have fun talking to a ghost Mariana!
The name is NATHAN you shetard.
GRRRRR I’m a weregrinch!! MURRR MURRR MURRRR
Hey i’m the weregrinch here, you just stole it – get your own werecreature form – because the weregrinch is already taken.
1. The name is NOT Mariana.
2. I’m a guy.
3. STFU shetard.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK BAWWWWWWWWWWWW you just lost your weregrich powers fag! IT’S MINE NOW.
My actual name is Nathan Forester!
Fuck you, shebitch.
It takes me a week to set up an email and dA because im weetardededededed!
More likely you are. You know that posting screenshots is against the rules.
Guess what my blog is copyrighted, i own it – it’s my blog, therefore you are not allowed to take screencaps of it.
Inside The Lab With Doc M is #&169; me and don’t you forget it.
I’m gonna spam until you listen Nathan!!
Why should i listen to you?
Most guys flip out if you call them fag. But girls don’t. So you’re either a girl or really gay for Liam’s shitty singing a puffy cheeks.
I’m a guy but i’m not gay, i’m straight and currently single.
My blog is © me and don’t you forget it.
Mariana, you are:
Female
Attracted to animals, mentally defective grown women and intellectually disabled children
Single now that you can’t cyberfuck Natter45, BlackBlueDawg, Rebeccachu and Andria Kilgore anymore, and butthurt about Andria dumping you.
Will be single for the rest of your miserable life, and won’t even find eternal company in hell (even in hell, nobody likes a furry weeaboo fucktard failtroll)
@AnaCoppola
“FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK BAWWWWWWWWWWWW you just lost your weregrich powers fag! IT’S MINE NOW”
Sorry bitch, there is only room in this town for 1 weregrinch and that’s me. And i haven’t lost my powers and never will. But you’ve never had them anyway, you need a better werecreature form.
@AnaCoppola
I have not lost my powers, but you never had weregrinch powers in the first place – you’re not deserving of them.
Then sue me
Oh wait, you can’t!
Oh yes i can and i will. And you’re going to be in serious trouble.
Fact: Nathan is gay for Liam’s unibrow.
Its’ not a unibrow.
@AnaCoppola
That’s what you think but you’re wrong, i didn’t lose my weregrinch powers, and you never did have weregrinch powers – simply because you don’t deserve them, and you probably wouldn’t have any idea how to use them properly.
Grinches are my thing, i’m the grinch guy here.
Fact: Nathan is an idiot.
False.
Fact: anacoppola is right.
Another fact: “Nathan” is eternally butthurt.
Fact: Nathan’s gonna copy this.
Fact: AnaCoppola is a troll wannabe.
Listen sweetheart, i’m the grinch guy here – choose a diferent werecreature to turn into.
You just proved everything true! Dumbfuck.
Nope i proved them false.
@AnaCoppola
I haven’t lost my weregrinch powers, but you never had any to begin with anyway, since you don’t deserve them – even if you did, you wouldn’t have any idea on how to use them properly.
There is only one weregrinch here and that is me. So back off.
*Turns into a weregrinch* MEOW
1. You’re not a weregrinch.
2. They don’t say meow.
Hit the rage button mariana!
There is no rage button and the name is Nathan.
HIT IT!! X button! Mash it!
Hey I got an email…
No you didn’t.
@AnaCoppola
*turns into Growler the weregrinch*
One thing you must learn little miss, is that i am the one and only weregrinch here.
*backflips, then strikes some fighting poses*
It says: Mariana did all that to her account to gain sympathy from her friends for being trolled. LOL You’re pathetic!
Oh you just made that up.
LOL weregrinch fight!! Get on dA fag! Oh wait, you still have no account!
I am the one and only weregrinch here, therefor i am superior to you – and you’re not a weregrinch either.
MARIANA
*attacks her*
MARIANA MARIANA
*grabs her, strangles her*
MARIANAMARIANAMARIANAMARIANAMARIANAMARIANAMARIANAMARIANAMARIANAMARIANAMARIANAMARIANAMARIANAMARIANAMARIANAMARIANAMARIANAMARIANAMARIANAMARIANAMARIANAMARIANAMARIANAMARIANAMARIANA
STFU already.
Mariana hacked her own account!!
No i didn’t, the name is Nathan. And i didn’t put those penis photos in the gallery, the hacker put them in there – he/she took them from google – both are against the rules.
TRUTH. She did it as the ultimate means of attention-whoring, blamed it on you, me, EGY, dlausactor6373, Cyanking, kheperbleu and various Metokur staff members.
That also explains why she does not have a new account, because she knows they’ll ban her ass as soon as they find her.
CRYING FOREVER
Cry all you want but no one will believe you.
You hacked it to get sympathy! You wretched pedo!
No i didn’t, stop crying wolf shebitch. And as for the pedo thing, i’m not a pedo.
I did not mean to refer to TurquoiseXDecember as sexy, it was a slip of the tongue.
BRB capping XD
I wish i could cap your ass.
fffffffffffffffffffffffff
Screw you.
1. I did not hack into my own account.
2. I’m not a pedo. I did not mean to refer to her as sexy, it was a mistake, a slip of the tongue.
You cry wolf every so after Ana.
YOU WOULD WANT TO SCREW ME YOU PEDO!! IM FUCKING 16!!! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!
God does everything to you having to mean something perverted and sezual? I wouldn’t even dream of doing something sexual to you, you sound repulsive.
OMG I’m wrecking your shit on two sites!! LOL
You just wait, you’ll get yours…..
@AnaCoppola
God, does everything to you having to mean something perverted and sexual? I wouldn’t even dream of doing something sexual to you, you sound repulsive. You’re like Rita Repulsa.
Nobody crosses me and gets away with it..
The monster gang was mine and blackbluedawg’s idea to begin with, you stick with your anime characters.
Stop treating me like this bitch.
LOL WTF are you raeg talking about?? How am I gonna get mine?? Empty threats!
Nope worse…
Mari-BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWna!
Ana-Conda, Ana-Montana, Ana-Crappola.
Also i read your latest journal, nice try at breaking down my list you whore. Too bad your attempts at breaking it down were complete bullshit.
1. I’m not fat. I have a normal diet and i’m perfectly fit and health unlike you.
2. So? Your avatar is of a character from an anime show nobody has heard of or wants to hear about.
3. You fail at being a shetroll.
4. That’s because you won’t stop getting worse, you and Anon are the worst failtrolls ever.
5. I’m not a pedo – i wouldn’t even dare think about raping kids.
6. I took down all those copyrighted photomanips of celebrities already, it was before you ever came about.
7. You’re a female, i’m a male – stop bitching.
8. You’re a filthy whore with no boyfriend and no life.
9. Stop screencapping my blog.
10. Those penises were taken from google. Not mine.
11. Get a life.
PUBLIC DOMAIN FAG!
“10. Those penises were taken from google. Not mine.”
How would you know that they came from Google if you didn’t post them? You wouldn’t have the patience or attention span to look for every single penis you claimed not to have posted on a normal Google image search for the keyword “penis”.
@AnaCoppola
Go abuse someone else for a change.
But I like you :3
Mariana is BAWWWWWING awwwwww I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean it. I was only fooling. I’ll take all those screen caps down sweetie.
I don’t believe you.
@AnaCoppola
“PUBLIC DOMAIN FAG!”
Call me a fag one more time and you’re dead meat..
Fag
FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG and since you’re a retarded autistic dyslexic: GAF GAF GAF GAF GAF GAF
*gets angry, turns into a weregrinch and attacks her*
@AnaCoppola
You’re the bigger fail here, clearly you’ve learned nothing.
Says the fag who left his password out to a white knight with different agendas XD
@AnaCoppola
“But I like you :3″
No you don’t, clearly you have something against me. And for the record the weregrinch is not a stupid monster persona , it’s a pretty awesome one. And the zombie bear monster persona on the other hand – well Everything Is Worse With Bears.
OH NOES! *turns into jesus motherfucking christ* Eatteth of shit, Satan spawn! *epic fucking jesus pwning*
You can’t turn into jesus.
@Ana-Coppola
Sorry i’m not a pedo, i don’t molest kids or rape them, and i certainly don’t fuck teenagers, i’m 38 and i date women who are around the same age as me.
@AnaCoppola
Listen sweetheart, you stay out of my face and i will stay out of yours.
BULLSHIT! I would have left you alone but you started shit here, talking about how I’m what? A lacky? LOL Fuck you XD
38 MY ASS and yes i can turn into Jesus asshole! DONT TREAD ON ME!!!
@AnaCoppola
Also? A Zombie Bear? Who would want to turn into an infected undead animal? Has your friend been playing too much Parasite Eve?
TROLLIN MUH PAGE FAG? Keep trollin, I’ll keep making caps of your shitty blawwwwwwg
I’m Nathan and I like little boys! I’m a fucking moron and hid the bank money in the back yard because I’m a fucking weregrinch! MONSTER CLUB! I steal other people ideas!
No you’re not me, you are Ana-Coppola.
@AnaCoppola
“BULLSHIT! I would have left you alone but you started shit here, talking about how I’m what? A lacky? LOL Fuck you XD”
That’s because you started posting screencaps, and i thought because you are doing that – that you were copying Anon because she does that too.
YOU THOUGHT WRONG DUMB FUCK! Raeg moar
@Ana-Coppola
I’m the weregrinch and don’t you forget it.
Forget what?
@Ana-Coppola
“TROLLIN MUH PAGE FAG? Keep trollin, I’ll keep making caps of your shitty blawwwwwwg”
I’ll stop trolling your page – but in return you must stop caping my blog – and it’s not shitty unlike yours.
@Ana-Coppola
Hey look, your favorite anime show is on.
@Ana-Coppola
I am a weregrinch….do not forget it.
Forget what? Who the fuck are you??
@AnaCoppola
“Forget what? Who the fuck are you??”
I am Growler the weregrinch, Nathan’s weregrinch alter-ego, i’ve heard you’ve been trying to get a weregrinch alter-ego of your own, but you’re not really deserving of any weregrinch powers.
Who? What? Cool story, bro.
@AnaCoppola
“Who? What? Cool story, bro.”
It will make sense soon enough.
No it won’t
My new story “Weregrinchology: the Grooviness” will be posted in one week!
You better not say anything insulting about me.
@AnaCoppola
”
“No it won’t
Oh yes it will.
What will?
Faggot
@Midnight-Oyl
“Mariana, you are:
Female
Attracted to animals, mentally defective grown women and intellectually disabled children
Single now that you can’t cyberfuck Natter45, BlackBlueDawg, Rebeccachu and Andria Kilgore anymore, and butthurt about Andria dumping you.
Will be single for the rest of your miserable life, and won’t even find eternal company in hell (even in hell, nobody likes a furry weeaboo fucktard failtroll)”
Well well well look who’s here. You must be this Midnight-Oyl person Nathan warned me about, you seem to be abusing him for no reason. Let me warn you, that you would not like to get in his way – he is a weregrinch, when he gets mad – he transforms into me – i am Growler, his alter-ego.
Faggot Faggot
@Midnight-Oyl
“Fact: anacoppola is right.
Another fact: “Nathan” is eternally butthurt”
False. And you’re a dickhead.
Queer
@Midnight-Oyl
“10. Those penises were taken from google. Not mine.”
How would you know that they came from Google if you didn’t post them? You wouldn’t have the patience or attention span to look for every single penis you claimed not to have posted on a normal Google image search for the keyword “penis”.”
Are you questioning Nathan’s abilities? Anyone could have posted those.
Homo
@AnaCoppola
“What will?”
You’ll see…
See what?
Hey Nathan, when are you coming back?
@Jesus MF Christ
I have a girlfriend you know.
@Jesus MF Christ
“Faggot Faggot”
Sorry to disapoint you, but i have a girlfriend and i am straight.
Your mom? A gay furry pedo who has sex with his mom.
Great. Another abomination.
Your hand doesn’t count. And quit yiffing to pedo furry porn. I see all. Fag.
For the record she is a female grinch named Kelly and i do not yiff to furry porn, heck i don’t get the furry fandom in general.
@Jesus MF Christ
“Homo”
I’m straight and i have a girlfriend.
I have a unibrow.
You are not Liam.
@Jesus MF Christ
“Your mom? A gay furry pedo who has sex with his mom.
Great. Another abomination.”
I’m not a pedo, and she’s a female grinch named Kelly – she’s a singer.
LMMFAO!!! FAGGOTRY
Yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff
You are not Sam. I know Sam and you are not him.
Any of you could have hacked into Nathan’s account and deactivated, i’m not going to rest until i find out who it is.
From the smell in the air, it’s obvious that Anon has been here.
*smells* No, just jackass weregrinches.
u mad, bro?
Well since Nathan morphed into me, yes he is mad. Mad at you for the way you’ve been treating him.
And from the burning tire smell…Midnight-Oyl has obviously had a hand in this.
That burning smell is me giving it to your mom up the ass.
@Jesus MF Christ
“LMMFAO!!! FAGGOTRY”
You were homosexual once too you know.
Way to not deny it. Read your bible more, fudge packer
@Anon
“That burning smell is me giving it to your mom up the ass.”
I don’t think so. Leave her alone.
nah, bro. start calling me daddy. hope she doesnt get preggers with another faggot kid.
@Anon
“*smells* No, just jackass weregrinches.”
Nope, that stench is the stench of evil – i.e you.
what me? evil? noooooooooooooo so, whats your new password?
@Jesus MF Christ
“Way to not deny it. Read your bible more, fudge packer”
Okay fudgepacker? You’re definitely not Jesus. Bibles are lame.
@Anon
“nah, bro. start calling me daddy. hope she doesnt get preggers with another faggot kid.”
Forget it. I wouldn’t let you anywhere near her.
too late. were getting married next week. our honeymoon will be at jim careys house. youre staying in your room in your green fur suit
@Anon
“what me? evil? noooooooooooooo so, whats your new password?”
Nathan hasn’t thought of one yet, and he will never tell you.
he already told me once
@Anon
“too late. were getting married next week. our honeymoon will be at jim careys house. youre staying in your room in your green fur suit”
Sorry to disapoint you but Nathan’s mother is already married, and this isn’t a fursuit – it’s real – i’m a real weregrinch – and you know, even if you were to lock me in my room – i’d still find a way to escape, i always do and i always find a way to outwit my enemies.
you mean like leaving your password out for everyone? lol
@Anon
”
“he already told me once
No he didn’t.
yes he did. grinchlover. i even told him hide his comments. its not my fault you dont listen.
I’m lawful good, you’re chaotic evil.
my paladin has a 6 cha and a helm of omens
@Anon
“you mean like leaving your password out for everyone? lol”
Sorry, wrong answer.
grinchlover
@Anon
I hope you and that redneck human don’t reproduce.
@Anon
“grinchlover”
Again, only Dlausactor knew that.
he did didnt he?
@Anon
“yes he did. grinchlover. i even told him hide his comments. its not my fault you dont listen.”
Why should i listen to you? You’re one of Nathan’s enemies.
@Anon
Why should i listen to you? You’re one of Nathan’s enemies and i don’t trust you one bit.
@Anon
I know you would do anything to ruin Nathans’ reputation..
I shouldn’t listen to any of you, you are Nathan’s enemies after all.
@Anon
“my paladin has a 6 cha and a helm of omens”
Pfft. Wrong cartoon.
D&D fag.
@Anon
That he did.
you just found your person. maybe you arent that stupid
im still fucking your mom
I already did warn her about you.
And that redneck friend of yours was suspicious looking right from the get-go, i can tell because he had that look in his eyes – that shifty Steve Buzchemi look.
cool story bro
@Anon
“you just found your person. maybe you arent that stupid”
Of course not.
@Anon
“D&D fag.”
That’s it?
Again your motives seemed highly questionable..
OH SHI- it was dlausactor??? HAHAHAHAHAHA
Clearly, more research needs to be done.
I know that there was something not quite right about you..
@AnaCoppola
Pay close attention.
keep questioning.
i will.
@Anon
Nice.
ill let everyone know it was dlausactor then
Very good.
@Anon
I will keep asking.
PAY ATTENTION TO ME
No.
NOW
shut up
D8
Wait in line.
That’s right asses. Smoooooookin.
i was here first.
I’m a weregrinch I’m a weregrinch la la la! la la la!
Weregrinches do not sing. Well i do, but that’s only because i’ m a trained actor.
@AnaCoppola
You have a lot to learn about being a weregrinch.
1. Weregrinches aren’t musical.
Mariana’s a pedo
Nathan is not a pedo. Leave him alone already.
TROOFS!
Mariana is a weregrinchjohncandypeodofag
No he’s not. You’re a weregrinchwannabesiskelebertweinsteinjohnsonmayer.
I have Chinese food and its raining. Guess I better leave the park. *puts on weregrinch fur coat*
That coat might get wet too you know.
LOL Wut?
Exactly, you don’t get it.
Fuck do you ever leave the internet? Oh wait, you’re in a wheel chair so you cant really leave the house! LOL
Fyi Nathan doesn’t have a wheelchair, Anon made that up to get his goat. He’s perfectly capable of walking on two legs, and it’s not nice to make fun of disabled people.
Learn to lol wut? plz
@midnight-oyl
@anacoppola
@anon
GIVE IT A REST LOL You lost.
Oh no you did.
@AnaCoppola
Making fun of disabled people isn’t nice, for god’s sake – you have aspergers – so you know what it feels like to be disabled in someway – be it mentally or physical.
Yea so? I hate other people with my disability because they’re RETARDS
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ AMPERSAND RAEG!
What’s with you overusing that meme?
@ is not a meme, it’s you going around the block features on dA! Which is against the rules but you did it for months anyways!!
How did I lose?? YOU GOT YOUR ACCOUNT DELETED! I still seem to be here
Nathan didn’t mean to get it deleted, he’ll get it back.
@Midnight-Oyl
Ah ah ah, i’m not a sockpuppet i’m real. Clearly you are the one who is the puppetmaster here – you seem to be manipulating people into hating Nathan by saying shit about him that isn’t true.
Growler isn’t real. Retard
@AnaCoppola
So. It’s not right for to hate on others because of their disabilities. Think about it – what if someone did the same thing to you?
They do and I laugh with them! Fucking retard!
@AnaCoppola
LULWHAT? Of course i’m real.
Fine. Come to my house then. Retard
@AnaCoppola
I was refering to the RAEG thing, where did that originate from anyway?
We talked about raeg last night dumbfuck. Were talking about how you go around dA blocking tools today. Retard
@Midnight-Oyl
”
“TROOFS!
Liar.
TROOFS
@AnaCoppola
“They do and I laugh with them! Fucking retard”
That r should be banned.
RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD.
@AnaCoppola
“Fine. Come to my house then. Retard”
What? Are you out of your mind? I would rather watch paint dry.
@AnaCoppola
“RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD.”
*ties her up, gags her*
@AnaCoppola
“TROOFS”
It’s spelled truth.
@Midnight-Oyl
Who? Sorry i have no idea who are on about. Who is this woman you speak of and why do you think that Nathan is supposedly her?
@Ana-Coppola
Sorry. I have no clue what you are on about. I don’t speak bitch you know.
Bullshit. You bitch every minute. Retard
Then you are not real. Retard. You sick pedo tying me up and gagging me lol Keep your yiffing to yourself!
It’s only to shut you up, i can’t have you trying to ruin Nathan’s good reputation.
And i’m already over at your house, i’m looking for evidence.
@Ana-Coppola
“They do and I laugh with them! Fucking retard”
You do realize they’re laughing AT YOU not WITH YOU, right?
So? I don’t care! Its true and its funny! HURR DURR Retard.
@AnaCoppola
“So? I don’t care! Its true and its funny! HURR DURR Retard.”
I guess that’s your loss – AnaRepulsa.
@AnaCoppola
“Bullshit. You bitch every minute. Retard”
Oh no you’re the true bitch here, you said so yourself. Good dog.
@AnaCoppola
Nathan is not a pedo and neither am i. He dates women who are his own age – 38.
@AnaCoppola
I won’t have you ruining Nathan’s reputation.
“Nathan” ruined “his” reputation! YOU ARE MARIANA. Fuck growler. It’s not real Xd
You’re at my house huh? Suuuuurrrrrre! XD RETARD
@AnaCoppola
Yes and i’m not retard unlike you.
DERR DEEE DERR DEE DERR!
@AnaCoppola
I would come over to your house but in order to do that i would need your address.
@AnaCoppola
“Nathan” ruined “his” reputation! YOU ARE MARIANA. Fuck growler. It’s not real Xd”
Yeesh you are one rude, insensitive, fucked up bitch. THERE IS NO MARIANA YOU SHETARD, MARIANA IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER. I AM REAL. AND NATHAN DID NOT RUIN HIS OWN REPUTATION. Now go and do something that doesn’t involve trolling.
@AnaCoppola
“DERR DEEE DERR DEE DERR!”
Sorry doggirl, all i hear is a series of barking sounds.
@AnaCoppola
Guess what? YOU’RE NOT REAL EITHER. YOU’RE A BOT.
@Ana-Coppola
Bad dog-girl, sit.
@AnaCoppola
Fuck you, fuck Midnight-Oyl, fuck EGY and fuck Metokur – you all suck.
Then GTFO RETARD and go cry forever!! BAWWWWWWWWWW
I am real and i will prove it.
With what a shitty photomanip?? HAHAHAH Retard
@AnaCoppola
DIAF, bitch.
@Ana-Coppola
“Then GTFO RETARD and go cry forever!! BAWWWWWWWWWW”
Translation: Woof woof woof growl whine pant woof.
What’s that, dog-girl? You want to play a game? Go catch the frisbee. *throws it*
“With what a shitty photomanip?? HAHAHAH Retard”
Translated: Woof woof woofity woof pant whine woof.
Aaaw poor little dog-girl.
@AnaCoppola
I do not cry, a fully grown grinch never cries. But clearly you seem to be. Oh to put it in a language you’d understand: Woof woof woofity woof snarl bark pant howl whine barkity woof woof.
@AnaCoppola
Aaaaw poor little dog-girl.
Straight outta Compton!
Translation: Barkity bark woof woofity.
@AnaCoppola
Poor dog-girl, you seem to be a little confused.
growler is fake
DIAFGTMNWQSAKI bitch
Translation: Woof woof woof.
Poor confused dog-girl.
you live in a fantasy world. Learn 2 life Retard
Sorry? I don’t speak dog.
@AnaCoppola
I warned you not to take more screencaps of Nathan’s blog but apparently you just had to do it anyway… bad dog-girl.
What is an imaginary stolen character going to do to me? BAWWWWWWW? Yea, BAWWWWWWW.
@AnaCoppola
“What is an imaginary stolen character going to do to me? BAWWWWWWW? Yea, BAWWWWWWW.:
Nathan did not give you permission to screencap his blog in anyway, he also didn’t give you permission to troll either and i’m not the one who is going to BAAWWWWWWWW here, you are, yes that’s right bitch BAAAAAAAAAAAW, because i already reported your screenshots under permission issues.
Good luck. They’re ok in scraps
By the time your report goes through it will be invalid. FUCKIN FAIL RETARD
@AnaCoppola
The monster world is not a fantasy world, it’s a real world – it’s just in this dimension, and the real world isn’t real – it’s just an illusion, there is no reality.
@AnaCoppola
Me? Fake? I think NOT.
@AnaCoppola
There is no reality, reality is an illusion set up by the government.
There is no such thing as reality, reality is just an illusion set up by the government as a means to cover up a huge conspiracy.
Wow way to repeat yourself. Retard.
Reality isn’t real either, it’s just an illusion set up by the government as a means to cover up a huge conspiracy.
@AnaCoppola
“Wow way to repeat yourself. Retard.”
Open your eyes….you’re just a tool.
“Good luck. They’re ok in scraps
By the time your report goes through it will be invalid – Candlejack. FUCKIN FAIL RETAR”
Oh my it seems you got cut off.
@AnaCoppola
You, Anon and Midnight-Oyl are just sentient holograms created by government scientists.
Jesus you’re dumb.
Don’t you see? You are not real, you’re just a hologram made by government scientists.
All your friends are just actors.
Reality is fake – it’s just something set up by the government to cover up a conspiracy going on underground.
Parrot.
Holo-bitch.
Yes MO and I are special agents sent to arrest pedophiles. Retard
Sorry but you’re wasting your time, there are no pedos to arrest.
And besides Midnight-Oyl is actually an alien.
@AnaCoppola
Don’t you realize they’re using you as part of an experiment?
Well you’re wasting your time, Nathan’s not a pedo and besides, i heard that Midnight-Oyl is actually an alien.
@AnaCoppola
I should have you know that Nathan is a crime fighter, along with me and the other monster gang members.
Wow the faggotry. You sit at home and argue with 16 year olds over whats real and whats not and you say you’re 38? You should have been aborted. Slap your mom for me.
From the looks of it you should have been aborted.
I remember you telling me not to screen cap the faggotry in your blawwwg. I also remember everyone, including your retarded friends telling you not to pay attention to everyone! FUCKING SUCKS DOESN’T IT?? Retard.
Yes i did tell you that and it’s spelled blog – not blawwwg.
@AnaCoppola
Just because they’re in scraps doesn’t mean they’re difficult to find, people can still find them and report them.
BLAWWWWWWWWG
It’s spelt B-L-O-G.
Make moar threats!
I’m not going to threaten you, as you’re too pathetic and weak minded.
@AnaCoppola
You fail as a troll and as a person.
At least I know I fail!
Fine then. I’m gonna call the trolls and have them run a train on your mom.
Trolls can’t drive and they don’t have a train conductor’s license.
I posted proof of your pedophilia
Sicko
@AnaCoppola
When i said screw you i didn’t mean it in a sexual manner, i mean it in the traditional fuck you manner. I assure you i’m not a pedo, i date women who are my own age – and i don’t hit on teenage girls.
You been insinuating things for two days
Lulwhat?
Wut?
There is only room in this town for one weregrinch and that’s me.
I’m a certifiable grinchologist
Nathan was a grinchologist before you.
Did it finally stop?
5 whole minutes weregrinch free!
“and i don’t hit on teenage girls.”
Yea you do and everyone know it!
Nathan did not call her sexy, heck – not even i know would do date a girl like TurquoisexDecember, you know bloody well that Nathan hates her.
From “Nathan’s” blawwwwwwg: 4) I did not mean to call TurquiosXDecember sexy, it was a slip of the tounge.”
REEEEETTTTTTTAAAAAARRRRDDDDDDDDD
Ezactly it was a mistake and Nathan already told them that before hand, so let it go already.
Not talkin now huh retard?
shhhhhhhh hear that? thats the sound of a weregrinch fapping…
I do not fap to anything. That must be your boyfriend jacking off to your abuse, after all he is masochistic.
All’s quiet on the weregrinch front..
Not for long – bitch.
LOL my boy friend can whoop your ass that’s for sure! And Fanboywife on blawwwger? That’s my friend XD
By the way i saw your pathetic BLAAAAAAAAAWG, what are you BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWING about? Oh that’s right, Nathan called you a whore – well live with it.
Exactly it was a mistake and Nathan already told them that before hand, so let it go already.
How about you let it go retard?
Pedophile
I know how Mariana was conceived: A retard was giving it to her in the ass and some poo spunk fertilized the egg, thus creating the retardation that is Mariana Hanks.
That’s not even true, Nathan’s backstory is a dark and mysterious one.
But i know how you were concieved, Satan made a pass at The Witch Of The West when he was drunk, the two of them ended up getting married and they did the nasty – half of his demon splooge got put into the witches’s gullet – a couple of months later – a half witch/half demon child by the name of Ana-Coppola was spawned out.
Still waiting on that new dA account.
You will be the first to be blocked from it.
@AnaCoppola
Okay fine. And please stop calling me a pedo.
Mariana’s back story is a gay one. filled with retards and fuckery. Nathan is fake. Growler is fake. You are fake, and your mom is a slut who sucks cocks to keep your sorry ass fed. Your whole family is a pathetic bunch of shit stains. Jump in a volcano plz.
Go back to Hell you evil demon spawn.
Go ahead and block me, I’ll make a new account and be nice to you like i did with this one XD
You better be nice to Nathan when you do..
And when you block that, I’ll make another and another and another and another ect. ect.
Now the half demon half witch is trying to turn herself into a rabbit because she wants to multiply like one.
Nathan Forester is a 38 year old pedophile
I do not that.
Mariana Hanks is a 21-year-old pedophile, who is looking forward to a long vacation at a hospital for the criminally insane.
Nathan kidnaps children, dresses them up like grinches and molests them.
No he doesn’t. And anyway, you should talk, you’re half-witch- and from what i’ve heard, you eat children – it’s true, you lure them in with your gingerbread houses.
@AnaCoppola
“Mariana’s back story is a gay one. filled with retards and fuckery. Nathan is fake. Growler is fake. You are fake, and your mom is a slut who sucks cocks to keep your sorry ass fed. Your whole family is a pathetic bunch of shit stains. Jump in a volcano plz.”
Your backstory is the gay one, filled with fuckery and anime weeaboos. You are fake. Your whole life is a sham. And my mother is not a slut, she is a refined woman with a lot of class and sophistication, your mother on the other hand was the wicked witch of the west – and your father was Satan. In fact your whole family is evil, including you.
You are an evil, insensitive, repulsive half-demon-half-witch with evil dark magical abilites and intentions on enslaving everyone.
Someone should exorcise you or burn you at the stake.
Pedophile
@AnaCoppola
“Pedophile”
She’s a witch, burn her!
I weigh the same as a duck. And you’re still a pedophile. All of dA knows.
@AnaCoppola
“I weigh the same as a duck. And you’re still a pedophile. All of dA knows”
Let it go already.
Hypocritical pedophile
AnaCoppola is a half-demon/half witch who eats children, she lures them into her gingerbread house, lets them eat all the candy they want, but then you fatten them up so you can eat them.
Let it go already. – growler the pedophile weregrinch. Children are crying because you molest them.
Everyone told you what you need to do, pedo lol You’re just too fucking dumb to do it!
@AnaCoppola
Actually i did listen.
You actually did not. If you did, you wouldn’t be BAWWWWing to me!!
I wouldn’t be baaaawing to you if you would just shut up for once. And i was listening to them, i did my best to ignore those trolls but they keep getting worse.
So i herd that Tim Curry is your uncle.
So I herd you molest children
“I wouldn’t be baaaawing to you if you would just shut up for once. And i was listening to them, i did my best to ignore those trolls but they keep getting worse.”
LOL you pathetic piece of shit! YOU really DON’T understand do you!! LOL pedo
1. I am not a pedo. I have never molested, raped, or hurt a child in my life. I know that pedophilia is wrong and against the law.
2. Everything you say about me is a damn lie.
3. I really am a weregrinch and the only one – because there’s no room for 2.
4. Nathan started the grinchology thing first.
@AnaCoppola
“Let it go already. – growler the pedophile weregrinch. Children are crying because you molest them.”
FOR THE LAST TIME WOMAN I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE, I HAVE NO MOLESTED OR HARMED A CHILD IN MY LIFE – GET IT THROUGH THAT THICK SKULL OF YOURS, YOU ARE A PAIN IN THE ASS – STFU YOU IGNORANT BITCH AND LEAVE ME ALONE BEFORE I HAVE YOU THROWN INTO THE FIRES OF HELL.
BACK OFF YOU EVIL SATAN SPAWN.
Do it faggot. Come on, you’re not the first pedophile i ripped the balls off of
Come bitch bring it! CAPS LOCK ME TO DEATH PEDOPHILE
1. I’m not a pedophile, i have never raped, molested or hurt a child in my life. I know that pedophilia is wrong and considered a crime, that is why i’ve never done it. That’s the truth.
2. You couldn’t even rip open a paper bag.
Then put your money where your mouth is bitch! You coward! Can’t even handle a 16 year old girl! BAWWWK BAWK BAWK BAWK You’re not a grinch, you’re a pedophile.
@AnaCoppola
Okay i’m telling the honest to god truth here, i have never molested, raped, killed or hurt a kid in my life. Honestly. I’m not a pedo, okay? Nathan hasn’t done it either, so just STFU about it already.
You don’t see him saying that kind of thing about you, do you? No you don’t.
I see YOU nathan/mariana/faggot/growler telling a 16 year old girl its going to tie her up and gag her, and making threats on my life LOL Pedophile
@AnaCoppola
“Then put your money where your mouth is bitch! You coward! Can’t even handle a 16 year old girl! BAWWWK BAWK BAWK BAWK You’re not a grinch, you’re a pedophile”
And you’re an anime weeaboo, i mean just look at your DA Avatar – it’s of an anime character with the same name as you, i suppose you think that you and her are related.
COWARD! Change the subject! Pathetic. I just GAVE you an open invite to kick my ass and you backed out!! CHICKEN! YELLOW BELLY SISSY!!! oh and pedophile.
@AnaCoppola
“I see YOU nathan/mariana/faggot/growler telling a 16 year old girl its going to tie her up and gag her, and making threats on my life LOL Pedophile”
Can’t you abuse someone else for once, like your boyfriend or maybe your own mother?
I already do! And they even think you’re a pedophile!!
@AnaCoppola
That’s it….i’ve just about had it with you, bitch. *gets out a chainsaw and hacks her to pieces*
WOW that’s fucking funny. Because I’m still here, and still whole! Pedophile. Fag. Your mother should be put down like a retarded whore for giving birth to you and not aborting you. Pedo.
@AnaCoppola
“COWARD! Change the subject! Pathetic. I just GAVE you an open invite to kick my ass and you backed out!! CHICKEN! YELLOW BELLY SISSY!!! oh and pedophile.”
Oh that’s it….you’re going down, say your prayers….bitch. *gets out an axe and hacks her to pieces*
Oh u lol
Pedophile
@AnaCoppola
“WOW that’s fucking funny. Because I’m still here, and still whole! Pedophile. Fag. Your mother should be put down like a retarded whore for giving birth to you and not aborting you. Pedo.”
Do not insult my mother like that and i’m not a pedo, i have never raped, molested, murdered or hurt a kid in my life – heck, we don’t get any in my neighborhood at all.
That’s because your family killed and raped the other pedos in your neighborhood so you guys can run a train on the neighborhood kids. Pedophiles.
IM STILL WAITING FOR YOU TO KICK MY ASS PEDOPHILE
@AnaCoppola
“I already do! And they even think you’re a pedophile!!”
Then they must be as dumb as you are, if you knew me IRL you would know that i am not a pedo in anyway, honestly i have never raped a kid in my life – i know it’s against the law.
You don’t know shit. Everyone already knows you’re retarded and you want to molest children. I wouldn’t get anywhere near you. You’ll put me in a grinch suit and molest me. Pedo
@AnaCoppola
“That’s because your family killed and raped the other pedos in your neighborhood so you guys can run a train on the neighborhood kids. Pedophiles”
No they didn’t, you’re just making that up to piss me off – i have never raped a kid in my life.
You have a dungeon where you molest children. Pedo
I would kick your ass but you know i’m not allowed to hit girls.
COWARD. Making empty threats. STFU GTFO Pedo.
@AnaCoppola
“You don’t know shit. Everyone already knows you’re retarded and you want to molest children. I wouldn’t get anywhere near you. You’ll put me in a grinch suit and molest me. Pedo”
No i wouldn’t. And i’ve never molested a kid in my life, and i certainly wouldn’t get anywhere near you either – you sound like a right wicked bitch of the west.
And you sound like you molest children
@AnaCoppola
“COWARD. Making empty threats. STFU GTFO Pedo”
Weeaboo.
Better to be a weeaboo than a PEDOPHILE and a faggot
@AnaCoppola
”
“And you sound like you molest children
No i don’t. That is untrue. I have never molested a kid in my life and i don’t intend to. I’m not a pedo – okay?
Liar
@AnaCoppola
“Better to be a weeaboo than a PEDOPHILE and a faggot”
1. I’m not a pedophile.
2. I’m not a faggot.
Pedo-fag
@AnaCoppola
“You have a dungeon where you molest children. Pedo”
I may have a dungeon but it’s not for molesting kids, i’m not a child molester, i have a clean criminal record, i’ve never raped a kid in my life. The dungeon is located near the lab, where i do my experiments.
On children XD
@AnaCoppola
“Pedo-fag”
Weeaboodemonwitch.
Oh noes! Pedo
“Liar”
Nope. It’s the truth.
I’m not lying, this is the honest to god truth – i have never raped, molested or murdered a kid in my life, i’m not a pedo and neither are my parents.
You have the wrong idea about me.
You keep trying to make people believe that, pedobear
WEREPEDOBEAR
@AnaCoppola
“On children XD”
What? Heavens no. I wouldn’t do that. I do them on adults and of course animals.
SO YOU MOLEST ANIMALS TOO!
@Ana-Coppola
“Oh noes! Pedo”
You have the wrong idea about me, i’m not a pedo.
@AnaCoppola
“You keep trying to make people believe that, pedobear
WEREPEDOBEAR”
No it’s the truth and i’m not a pedobear. Pedobear is a meme, and he’s a bear which i am not – i am a grinch and i have not molested a kid in my life.
@AnaCoppola
“SO YOU MOLEST ANIMALS TOO!”
I DO NOT MOLEST KIDS OR ANIMALS. I conduct scientific experiments on them, creating my own army of super-animals.
So you admit to animal abuse and child abuse, or at least fantasizing about it? You know that such behavior and fantasies about it are one side of the homicidal triad, right? We may have a would-be serial killer among us.
@Midnight-Oyl
Stay out of this captain redneck.
Fuck you werepedobear
Midnight-Oyl is a filthy redneck who is looking forward to a vacation in the infamous Arkansas insane asylum. He is also a cannibal.
Werepedobear
@AnaCoppola
“Fuck you werepedobear”
I’m not a werepedobear, i’m not even a member of the WereMeme species.
@AnaCoppola
“Werepedobear”
I’m a weregrinch and the werepedobear is a member of the werememe family, and i’m not even a meme myself.
It is now! Faggotwerepedobear
@AnaCoppola
“It is now! Faggotwerepedobear”
No it’s not.
@AnaCoppola
Does werechucknorris have to roundhouse kick a bitch?
Alright who woke me up from my slumber?
@AnaCoppola: In case you didn’t read this, I’ll explain it to you.
Yeesh you are one rude, insensitive, fucked up bitch. THERE IS NO MARIANA YOU SHETARD, MARIANA IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER. I AM REAL. AND NATHAN DID NOT RUIN HIS OWN REPUTATION. Now go and do something that doesn’t involve trolling.”
Initially, “Nathan” claimed that Mariana Hanks was “his” friend. Then “he” claimed she was fictional, followed by claiming Mariana was “his” cousin, now returning to the delusion that Mariana Hanks is not real. There is evidence contrary to “Nathan’s” claims that point very strongly toward Nathan Forester, Nathan Blackhart (an alias used in 2008 and 2009), Sampson Forester aka Christian Forester or “Dr Critic” and Mariana Hanks being the same person.
Mariana Hanks is a freakish attention-whoring troll who has been banned from numerous websites, blogs, newsgroups and forums for exactly what she has done on deviantART and then some, and pretended to hack her own dA account as a means off getting sympathy and attention.
Vhat is not even true, Nathan did NOT hack his own account – vhat is this pathetic excuse for an insult you use?
@AnaCoppola
Were you the one who woke me up from my slumber?
Vhat is not even true.
@Midnight-Oyl
I’m Count Cowellula, i’m Simon Cowell and Dracula put together – i’ve got Simon’s appearance and voice but i have Dracula’s charming personality and vampiric abilities.
@AnaCoppola
Alright i’m thirsty, i need blood. Ah here we go. *drinks some diet blood*
@Midnight-Oyl
No he didn’t. And don’t pick on him for having some fantasies, everybody at some point wanted to be an animal or monster.
@Midnight-Oyl
Nathan has never abused anyone in his life not a child or an animal. And don’t pick on him for having fantasies, everyone at some point has wanted to be a monster of some kind.
@Midnight-Oyl
Vhat are you talking about my good man? There is no Mariana Hanks. Nathan is not going to be spending the rest of his life in a home for the criminally insane.
Because he is a monster much like myself, i’ll be more than glad to give him and his monster gang jobs in my mansion.
@Midnight-Oyl
I only drink diet blood or blood lite.
Nathan will not spending the rest of his life in a home for the criminally insane, because he is a monster much like myself – i will be more than glad to give him a job in my mansion – his monster gang is welcome too, the more the merrier.
I can give Nathan a job in my mansion.
@Midnight-Oyl
Just hand Nathan and his monsters over to me, and i’ll give them jobs over in my mansion.
You’re more than welcome to come and visit..
Gotta go. *transforms into a bat and flies off*
Wow. This went from Lulz to faggot in like an hour. fucking peodophiles
For the record i have a girlfriend, and she’s not a teenage mortal girl. I’m a vampire and not the sparkly kind either.
My girlfriend is the same age as i am, and we’re both vampires. If you’re not careful, i will drink your blood next.
Vhat is not true.
Have you heard of Duckula? He’s an old friend of mine.
Do it faggot
I have a girlfriend you know. *bites her neck*
Mmmm…her blood was yummy..
This is the gayest shit I have ever read. And I read Twilight. Stop RPing and fucking do something you coward. Fucking pedophile. Simon Cowell is a cocksucking fag. Just like your mother.
Vhat is most likely untrue, and my mother was a countess.
@AnaCoppola
You’ve read Twilight? You actually read those dreadful books? In that case i’ll be glad to hook you up with my gay, sparkly nephew Ed.
I KNEW YOU WERE A SPARKLY FAGGOT VAMPIRE!! LOL I never read twilight!! RETARDED PEDOPHILE
Bah. Mariana is a fag. Nathan is a pedophile. Your mother fucked everyone in the neighborhood.
Vhat is untrue. My mother did only what she had to do, and being a vampire countess – that meant having to frighten idiot villagers.
And us vampires are not cowards, we’re just too wealthy and powerful to get involved in anything – we hire servants to do it for us.
That’s called being a coward, faggot.
@AnaCoppola
“I KNEW YOU WERE A SPARKLY FAGGOT VAMPIRE!! LOL I never read twilight!! RETARDED PEDOPHILE”
I’m not a pedo, i’m a vampire – i only seek out adult mortal victims not children. And i don’t sparkle but my nephew does, you can date him.
@AnaCoppola
“That’s called being a coward, faggot.”
Clearly you don’t know us vampires.
Clearly you’re a pedophile faggot
Also notice my accent it’s like Simon’s but with a dracula-like twist.
Because i can hear accents online. Retarded pedophile faggot
@AnaCoppola
I only seek out adult mortals not children. And i have a girlfriend thank you.
Your mother doesn’t count. Pedo.
@AnaCoppola
“Because i can hear accents online. Retarded pedophile faggot”
You’re not worth my time, and besides you’re getting in the way of my real prey.
You’re so full of shit. Real prey my ass. You’re a fucking coward lol
I’m going on an old dA account to fuck with your friends. Let them know not to trust anyone XD Pedo
Vhere is not a cat in hell’s chance of Nathan’s friends believing a word you say, everything you say is bullshit.
@AnaCoppola
“Your mother doesn’t count. Pedo.”
I only seek out adults not children, i don’t rape or murder them – and i certainly don’t do the fursuit thing – i’m not a furry or a werecreature, i am a vampire. A half british half translyvanian vampire.
Half transvestite vampire? Faggot. Go back to yiffing furfag
OH SHIT! I FOUND LIAM’S PASS WORD! who wants it?
Don’t you dare.
@AnaCoppola
I’m not a transvestite or a furfag as you put it – i’m straight and i’m an aristocratic vampire who by day works as a record producer.
Who by day sucks transvestite cock and molests children. Pedo
“Clearly you’re a pedophile faggot”
1. I’m straight.
2. I only seek out adult mortals not children.
Liam’s pass word lol That little faggot will have a worse fate than yours. Which is too bad. If you would have STFU none of this would have happened
“Who by day sucks transvestite cock and molests children. Pedo”
1. I only seek out adults not children.
2. I’m not a transvestite, you have me mistaken for Tim Curry.
@AnaCoppola
I’m not a coward but you seem to be for calling me out and not providing any proof.
Coward. Come on fuck with me. Oh you can’t. Because you’re a pedo.
@AnaCoppola
Not if i can save him.
Like you saved your dA account? I bet you wish you knew who did it huh? Pedo
Ana, i have no intention of getting anywhere near you, i’m not a coward i’m just saying i would rather have that Van Helsing stab a stake through my heart than put up with you.
I can arrange that
@AnaCoppola
“Like you saved your dA account? I bet you wish you knew who did it huh? Pedo”
And people think I’M the heartless one.
I know who deleted your account >:D pedo
@AnaCoppola
”
“I can arrange that
Every vampire hunter that tries to fight me is an idiot.
@AnaCoppola
‘Coward. Come on fuck with me. Oh you can’t. Because you’re a pedo.”
You call my friend Nate a pedo even though you don’t have any actual proof to back up these claims? Pathetic.
All my proof is up
pedo Guess you don’t want to know who hacked your account. OH WELL
“I know who deleted your account >:D pedo”
1. I only seek out adults NOT children.
2. You hardly have no provided any evidence.
Learn 2 English pedo
@AnaCoppola
And i won’t have you disagracing the good name of the Cowellula vampire clan.
Simon cowwell is a pedofag
“Learn 2 English pedo”
Learn 2 not accuse people without providing proof bitch.
I have all the proof I need and all of dA knows now! PEDO
@AnaCoppola
I already know who hacked Nate’s account, and all the proof you have is false.
Who was it then? I guarantee you’re wrong
@AnaCopolla
“Simon cowwell is a pedofag”
I’LL have you know that i am straight and i only seek out adults not children, i’ve never raped a child in my life – i’m being honest here.
@AnaCoppola
“I have all the proof I need and all of dA knows now! PEDO”
But they’re not proof, they are just misconceptions.
LOL no you don’t
I just got sent all the proof I needed an hour ago. pedo
Those are misconceptions, you misread Nathan entirely.
It’s pronounced Cowell-u-la.
Too bad nobody will believe you..
Besides i hear you’re half-demon half witch.
Dlausactor6373
Who told you? XD
I’ve got a meeting with Vincent Price, Bela Lugosi, Angel, Spike, Jerry Dandringe and the vampire bikers from the lost boys.
Fine. I was willing to compare notes since he took my lulz away from dA, but whatever.
“Who told you? XD”
Kheper, and of course Renfield.
What the fuck is a Kheper? and Renfeild is a fictional character.
@AnaCoppola
“Fine. I was willing to compare notes since he took my lulz away from dA, but whatever.”
Good for you.
“What the fuck is a Kheper? and Renfeild is a fictional character.”
Kheperbleu. And renfield really is my butler.
Well then. I guess i better get to work on my new target.
You’re still a pedo
*facepalm*
I could keep bugging you werepedobear…
I’m not a werepedobear, i don’t look anything like pedobear.
Ok I’ll just keep bothering you then. werepedobear
The name is Count Cowellula.
1. Who is pedobear?
2. I’m a vampire.
3. I’m not gay.
Werepedobear!
Okay what? I’m not a werecreature. I’m certainly not a werepedobear. I’m a vampire in case you haven’t noticed.
The name is Count Cowellula – Simon Cowell + Dracula = Cowellula.
It’s so funny that you found who hacked your account, yet you aren’t doing shit about it XD If i found out who hacked my account? Oh man. Ass whooping. God you suck.
Like vou would be able to find that hacker and kick his/her ass, Nathan already did something about it – he reported him/her.
@AnaCoppola
Go and find someone else to annoy.
I was but you cried about it. It was even to help you out! And yes, I would find where they lived and beat the fuck out of them. DURR
@AnaCoppola
If you’re going to assume all that pedobullshit then just STFU already.
Werepedobear do do do do doooo dooo dooo!!
@AnaCoppola
You disapoint me.
You molest children
@AnaCoppola
“I was but you cried about it. It was even to help you out! And yes, I would find where they lived and beat the fuck out of them. DURR’
Vampires do not cry and i would beat you there, i would turn into a bat and fly over to where that person lived – and then drink their blood.
Moar empty threats. So sad. Werepedobear
@AnaCoppola
“Werepedobear do do do do doooo dooo dooo!!”
Never heard of him.
Yes you have. Werepedobear
@AnaCoppola
What? I’ve never raped or molested a mortal child in my life.
@AnaCoppola
“Moar empty threats. So sad. Werepedobear”
This is why i hate witches like you, you make accusations like that just to cover your ass because you don’t want to be accused yourself.
Accused of what? I’m not the one making passes at kids! Werepedobear
“Yes you have. Werepedobear”
Nope there’s no werepedobears over in my country, and i’m certainly not one – i’m a vampire.
Look! A werepeodobear has appeared!
@AnaCoppola
“Accused of what? I’m not the one making passes at kids! Werepedobear”
Accused of lying which is what you are doing – you are accusing Nathan of pedophilia when he wouldn’t even think about doing such an awful thing. You should be ashamed.
Face it, you’re lying to cover your ass so you don’t want to be accused of it.
I’m a hologram. I’m incapable of lying.
“Look! A werepeodobear has appeared!”
No that’s just a regular werebear.
That’s not a pedobear, that’s a regular werebear – like i said there are no pedobears here.
‘I’m a hologram. I’m incapable of lying.
”
They are also incapable of showing emotions and don’t have a heart.
Nope. No heart. Only for justice and lulz. werepedobear
Nathan has never made a pass at a kid, he dates women his own age.
Prove it
werepedobear
“Prove it
werepedobear”
Only if you stop bugging him.
“Nope. No heart. Only for justice and lulz. werepedobear”
Werepedobears do not exist, well they did but they went extinct, werechucknorrises you know.
1. Werepedobears are extinct.
2. Nathan is straight and not a pedo.
if you have no heart then that kind of makes you a heartless like the ones from Kingdom Hearts..
Am I a heartless or a hologram? Fucking werepedobears
You’re a heartless and werepedobears are extinct, i’m not on i’m a vampire.
>:
Werepedobears are extinct.
How do magnets work yo? Mad MF Clown love yo
You’re pathetic.
Werepedobears are extinct, give it a rest already.
I’m a vampire not a pedo bear.
You’re a fag who got it’s account deactivated by a failed white knight. If that was his plan the whole time… WOW. Hats off to him! I found my new boyfriend!
Don’t tell your old boyfriend that, he’ll think you’re cheating on him.
I’m not a pedo bear, pedo bear is a meme character and he’s a bear, i don’t have brown fur, a black nose or claws – there fore i am not a bear.
As you can see i’m a vampire, i’ve got fangs, a cape and i drink blood.
He doesn’t care lol And you didn’t deny he pwn’d your dA account either XD
Nathan is not a fag, alright.
Jesus you keep swaying from the topic. No wonder people don’t like you XD
Than he is equally as heartless as you.
Like I give a shit lol
I’ve got better things to do.
Like trying to get me to believe you’re not a pedophile? Sure you do.
@AnaCoppola
“Jesus you keep swaying from the topic. No wonder people don’t like you X”
You’re equally as disliked.
Ummm no. Look at my dA page, wait, you already are. See everyone laughing and giving me praise? Do you see an ED article about me? No lol werepedobear
@anacoppola
“Praise”? FFFFFFFFFF No ones laughing at your stupid comments. You are completely cancerous to this site.
@Anacoppola
“Like trying to get me to believe you’re not a pedophile? Sure you do.”
Give it a rest sleeping ugly.
I wouldn’t even hit on you if you were the last female on earth, you’re that repulsive.
You wouldn’t say that if you saw me XD
See you later, AnaRepulsa.
Yea sure. You’ll be back in like 2 minutes. Fag
I’m not a pedophile OK? Give it a rest already.
“Ummm no. Look at my dA page, wait, you already are. See everyone laughing and giving me praise? Do you see an ED article about me? No lol werepedobear”
Not everyone who has an ED article is hated, they are quite generous to some deviants – even evil has standards you know.
1) Werepedobears do not exist
2) I have never molested anyone. It’s against the law.
@AnaRepulsa
You are the wicked witch of the west. And your sister is Lady Frankenstien.
Looks like the kids here on metokur have a heart for you. Bai now!
@anacoppola
“Praise”? FFFFFFFFFF No ones laughing at your stupid comments. You are completely cancerous to this site.
Finally someone who agrees with me.
@Pockyandhentai
Finally someone who agrees with me.
@AnonTheAnon
Vhat are you talking about?
@Pockyandhentai
Yes she is isn’t she? She’s pathetic.
@AnonTheAnon
You do realize that is not the real Nathan you are talking to, right?
@Midnight-Oyl
“So you admit to animal abuse and child abuse, or at least fantasizing about it? You know that such behavior and fantasies about it are one side of the homicidal triad, right? We may have a would-be serial killer among us”
No i was joking, i don’t abuse children or animals – and no i’m not a serial killer or will be one but you’re more likely to be one.
You weren’t joking. You were lying about, and thus fantasizing about, abusing kids and animals by doing experiments on them.
@AnaCoppola
I did not ruin anything for anyone, you on other other hand are enough to put me off anime for good as well as any female with the name Anna.
@Midnight-Oyl
“You weren’t joking. You were lying about, and thus fantasizing about, abusing kids and animals by doing experiments on them.”
Actually i WAS joking and by the way i don’t actually fantasize about those sort of things. Yes i do fantasize about being a mad scientist or supervillain sometimes but i don’t intend on being one later in my life and certainly not a serial killer. And by the way i am a guy as you probably could clearly see from my halloween costume choices. I was even Simon Cowell once – but with a vampire twist.
Just let it go already, you win – seriously.
@Midnight-Oyl
Actually i WAS joking and by the way i don’t actually fantasize about those sort of things. Yes i do fantasize about being a mad scientist or supervillain sometimes but i don’t intend on being one later in my life and certainly not a serial killer. And by the way i am a guy as you probably could clearly see from my halloween costume choices. I was even Simon Cowell once – but with a vampire twist.
Pics or it didn’t happen, fucktard.
Actually i WAS joking and while i do fantasize about being a mad scientist, supervillain, vampire or even an Disney style villain – i am in no way evil or have intentions on being that – even though i do have a good evil laugh and can do a pretty scary Vincent Price impersonation.
“Pics or it didn’t happen, fucktard.”
I don’t need pics to prove it to you, and besides i shouldn’t be listening to you – my father says you’re just a weirdo and i should steer clear of your type.
So, Mariana… you were BAAAWWWing to Daddy about me? Fucking infant.
@Midnight-Oyl
Stop using that pics or it didn’t happen meme.
No. You cannot tell me what to do.
Seriously, you and Anon overuse memes so much that both of you are turning into memes yourselves.
@Midnight-Oyl
Son, i am disapoint.
“Son”? I am old enough to be your grandfather, and you’re 21 years old.
@Midnight-Oyl
And neither can you, you may be older and more superior than me but you are not my father and you never will be – besides i shouldn’t be listening to you, you’re a weirdo and i should steer clear of people like you and EGY.
Again, you were BAAAWWWing to Daddy about me and EGY butthurting you. That shows that you have the mind of a small child, just as we all think you do.
@Midnight-Oyl
“So, Mariana… you were BAAAWWWing to Daddy about me? Fucking infant”
You mean like how you’ve been BAAAAAAAWING to your little ghoulfriend about how rotten you think i am?
No, I was talking to her in normal terms about what a useless, retarded, sadistic, sexually perverted idiot you are. I wasn’t complaining or BAAAWWWing.
@Midnight-Oyl
“Son”? I am old enough to be your grandfather, and you’re 21 years old.”
Hello it’s a meme….look it up.
@Midnight-Oyl
I wasn’t BAAAAAWING to my father about you, he already knows about you – he’s dealt with types like you on forums – you’re all twats that talk utter rubbish just like you are doing right now.
And as for the email, my dad never answers an email if he doesn’t know who or where it’s from, anything from deviantart he immediately either deletes or puts in the spam folder, and guess what – he probably did that to that little email you sent him.
Guess he’s not going to believe you now.
There’s still marianahanks (at) hotmail dot com, which I looked up on Spokep and found that it was registered to a supposedly 38-year-old male named “Dr Music”. Sent the e-mail there too.
@Midnight-Oyl
“Again, you were BAAAWWWing to Daddy about me and EGY butthurting you. That shows that you have the mind of a small child, just as we all think you do”
Oh please, lynwood – you are the one who is more butthurt than i am. Clearly you keep denying it because you’re a total asshole.
BAAAAAW MOAR LYNWOOD, BAAAAAAAAW FOR YOUR LIFE.
@Midnight-Oyl
“No, I was talking to her in normal terms about what a useless, retarded, sadistic, sexually perverted idiot you are. I wasn’t complaining or BAAAWWWing.”
Normal terms? Pfft. I call bullshit on that. If you and your little ghoulfriend knew me IRL, you would know that i’m not all sadistic, retarded or perverted – or useless – but you clearly show all those above symptoms.
You’re the pot calling the kettle black here, Mariana.
@Midnight-Oyl
“There’s still marianahanks (at) hotmail dot com, which I looked up on Spokep and found that it was registered to a supposedly 38-year-old male named “Dr Music”. Sent the e-mail there too.”
Then when i shall get there i shall delete it – your insults are no good in my domain.
Go and cry to your ghoulfriend, i’m sure she really cares about you.
I’m not crying. I find your scoffing at the truth to be hilarious. We love each other very much, and she feels the same about you as I do.
1. I’m not sadistic. I don’t find pain particularly arousing or amusing.
2. I’m not retard, i’m actually quite smart.
3. I’m not sexually perverted.
4. Everything you say about me is bullshit and you know it.
My parents are perfectly fine with me liking monsters and transformations and stuff, it’s what makes me happy – and one shouldn’t give up something that makes them happy.
For the record i am a male, and i am allowed to have a sensitive side – clearly you should show yours more often.
Your attempts at trying to troll me are pathetic, get a hobby.
So sorry to disapoint you.
And i know all about your family history.
@Midnight-Oyl
“You’re the pot calling the kettle black here, Mariana.”
Says the redneck with the cannibal tendencies.
“I’m not crying. I find your scoffing at the truth to be hilarious. We love each other very much, and she feels the same about you as I do”
Then you don’t know me and you never will.
@Midnight-Oyl
Then you don’t know me and you never will, if my parents ever find out about what you’ve been saying about me OL, i assure you there will be trouble.
@Midnight-Oyl
If my parents ever find out about what you’ve been saying about you, they WILL be mad and you will be in serious trouble for slandering my reputation AND posting my private information online.
Clearly the only reason you and your girlfriend solely exist just to make my life miserable.
Lynwood, i’m not the one with the sick desire to eat human flesh and the fascination for ancient cars and such now am i? No that’s you.
@Midnight-Oyl
You just love making my life miserable don’t you?
@Midnight-Oyl
Well i’m very happy that you’ve found a chick who actually likes you for you and i’m happy for both of you, but could you spend more time with her and less time trolling me?
@Midnight-Oyl
You claim i’m the sadistic one when clearly you are the one who likes making my life miserable – aren’t you being a sadist yourself?
Seriously, you’re wasting your time trolling me.
LOL
Anyway…. you shouldn’t be on here now.
It’s 4:33pm over in NZ, which in your country is 10:32 pm.
LMFAO pokeyandhentai BLAWWWWWWKED me on dA! LOL faggot
He added me to his deviantwatch today, I’m guessing that he liked my art and my style of trolling Mariana better than yours.
(NOT intended to demean, undermine or belittle anacoppola in any way)
How does it feel to be disliked?
Midnight-Oyl- He friended me too but I took him off XD He’s friending lots of people involved. I think he’s trying to play with the big kids, or its a puppet account for some one.
I am not a puppet account…
No I was talking to you! Sorry @midnight-oyl lol Didn’t want to sound like Mariana!
Thanks… I realized that after I saw you were still on my watch list. You are pretty cool, the jury’s still out on pockeyandhentai.
You people talk way too much where other people can read it: You need to start coordinating over private messages / on a privatized forum.
@Habermann: I’ll send her a note about it on dA. Otherwise, I’ll try to wash my hands of this and take it to notes on dA, and try to comment relevantly on non-DrMusic2 articles.
@midnight-oyl: You seem to be sucking up an awful lot lately.
Sucking up? How so?
@Midnight-Oyl
Oh don’t worry, i’m sure he loved you.
Oh noes, one person doesn’t like me brb bawwwwwwwwwing forever XD
I wear a neon green fursuit and take it in the grinch-ass by transvestite vampires. BRB, yiffing.
You are NOT Growler, you are Anon impersonation him.
I’m leaving the monster club. You’re all retards.
You’re not Chumsley.
My unibrow told me I needed to work on my singing, so I can’t be Nathan’s friend anymore. I also need more time to yiff.
You’re not Natter45, you re Anon.
I’m closing down the monster club due to Nathan’s yiffing. I also like it in the rear.
Hey i DO NOT YIFF, and you’re not Sam – you’re obviously Anon.
Actually I haven’t been here as much. Honestly, this is just becoming a broken record as Mariana can’t STFU or even learn to LISTEN. Eventually Habermann’s gonna IP ban all of us just to keep us away with the “spam” topics. Go back to my DA and do that if you want, no need to cause Metokur to hate us too, amirite? Hey, I love getting laughs on Metokur, but move on. My page is free for the troll sessions on DA anytime.
And this is the real me, btw. I really don’t think that they care about Mariana here anymore anyhow, since she has become very unfunny and too serious and BAWWing and shit all over the place pissing in her pants. I won’t be here as often anymore, if at all. I’m gonna go wait for her on DA for her vengeful return, at which time I hope to have the weregrinch-hating site up for her to BAWW and be made fun of throughout DA’s site once and for all.
@AnaCoppola
Hey! I resent that.
Okay i know that’s not the real Blackbluedawg or his monster gang, so who is it? Same goes for the person posing as Growler and Chumsley. Who the hell are they?
Do Midnight-Oyl and EGY have accomplices with sock-puppet accounts?
I’d hate to admit it, but i agree with Habermann.
I agree with Habermann…..can’t you losers continue your love-fest in private?
Man, you have never agreed with Habermann…I mean, by all the hate posting in your emo blogs and such, I would render that you oppose everything Habermann is made of rather than ever like him at all. You don’t agree with anyone! You are all about YOURSELF.
And Ana, i’ve heard whar you’ve been saying about me on DA, i can sense that you’re trying to troll me but you are failing, they don’t like your trolling style….
@AnaCoppola
Also you are spreading the wrong kind of information about me, i was joking when i said i experiment on animals and children, i’m not a pedo in anyway – please stop spreading this mid-information.
Oh really? Then why do you suck blood and eat hamsters? Isn’t that part of “experimenting”? lol
That’s also how you got two heads.
Also you are spreading the wrong kind of information about me, i was joking when i said i experiment on animals and children, i’m not a pedo in anyway – please stop spreading this misinformation.
@Midnight-Oyl
Ha ha Ana called you a puppet.
Haha, Ana called you a FAGGOT.
@Midnight-Oyl
Ana called you a puppet guess what that makes you? A Hillbillionette.
Ana called you a FAGGOT, but there isn’t any other way to say that
Because you ARE.
@LMTE
He does, doesn’t he? What a suck-up.
@AnonTheAnon
Technically i’m getting bored with you, you were amusing but now you’re not – and i’ m not a faggot.
GTFO.
@AnonTheAnon
“Haha, Ana called you a FAGGOT.”
Borrrrring.
“Ana called you a FAGGOT, but there isn’t any other way to say that
Because you ARE”
Pathetic.
“Man, you have never agreed with Habermann…I mean, by all the hate posting in your emo blogs and such, I would render that you oppose everything Habermann is made of rather than ever like him at all. You don’t agree with anyone! You are all about YOURSELF.”
Actually i do agree with Habermann, if your redneck friend Midnight-Oyl and AnaCoppola wish to continue having their little lovey dove fest or whatever it is – they should havee it in private – on a forum or something.
@AnonTheAnon
Anon, you’ve already reused that blood-sucker, hamster-eater insult on me numerous times, you were amusing at first but now you’re boring – you’re not even that good a troll anymore, you just fail – you’re just an obnoxious, fucked up little bitch.
@AnonTheAnon
“Actually I haven’t been here as much. Honestly, this is just becoming a broken record as Mariana can’t STFU or even learn to LISTEN. Eventually Habermann’s gonna IP ban all of us just to keep us away with the “spam” topics. Go back to my DA and do that if you want, no need to cause Metokur to hate us too, amirite? Hey, I love getting laughs on Metokur, but move on. My page is free for the troll sessions on DA anytime.
And this is the real me, btw. I really don’t think that they care about Mariana here anymore anyhow, since she has become very unfunny and too serious and BAWWing and shit all over the place pissing in her pants. I won’t be here as often anymore, if at all. I’m gonna go wait for her on DA for her vengeful return, at which time I hope to have the weregrinch-hating site up for her to BAWW and be made fun of throughout DA’s site once and for all.”
I don’t even feel like listening to you, i shouldn’t listen to you anyway – you’re a washed up failtroll, you used to be funny – now you don’t, you’re very unfunny as well, you’re like Dane Cook but only bitchier.
Give up the troll act already.
@AnonTheAnon
You’re boring me, go and do something else.
@AnonTheAnon
And your insults have gotten more stale with each passing day, you’re no longer a threat to me – you’re just a petty failtroll who tries too hard, i’m done BAAAAAAWING over you.
@AnonTheAnon
Find yourself another lulcow because this one is through, you’ve already milked her dry until there is no more, move on already and find a new victim.
@AnonTheAnon
And you too are slowly decaying.
And i’m not all about myself, i care about other people’s feelings too but it’s clear you and Midnight-Oyl don’t, you just like making my life miserable, i am a real person with feelings and all you are doing is hurting them , my life is hard enough as it is – i don’t need you two making it worse.
Thus, i am done with you Anon.
We’re very sorry we wrote this article, Nathan.
Please return to METOKUR as soon as possible before June 1, 2011 and the site going offline due to court orders. You are no longer banned.
Jason Jordan-Stodler
403-455-6321
1926 21 Ave NW
Calgary, AB, CA
T2M 1M6
Jason Jordan-Stodler
403-455-6321
1926 21 Ave NW
Calgary, AB, CA
T2M 1M6
Yes, I am midnight-oyl, and you are just another one of Mariana Hanks’ sockpuppets. I don’t do bad things.