Pick any one of daniel-of-the-dead’s pictures – just ONE PICTURE – and I can automatically guarantee to you that it will be shit. Not only does his art resemble a shitty webcomic, it also deals with the same shitty webcomic subjects: Sex, homosexuality and clowns.

But at first we should look at his profile page, shouldn’t we? Maybe he’s just one lonely guy being misunderstood.

Interests: music. chicks. p0rn. food (sometimes).
Favourite band or musician: KoRn
Favourite genre of music: punk rock and heavy metal

Well, fuck.

Make Out by ~daniel-of-the-dead

Seriously, do you need an art critic who explains what is wrong with this picture? Don’t you see it by yourself? The shitty stick figures? The drawing style? The bleeding hair? The shitty random Invader Zim-esque “monkey cheese” storyline? Speaking of cheese…

CHEESE? by ~daniel-of-the-dead

Yes, he drew a picture dealing with… Cheese. Wow… THAT’S SO RANDOM XD!!!!!!! Apparently stick figures are so lifeless that he had to include the emotion in the speech bubble. Great job, Danny.

Bisexual by ~daniel-of-the-dead

Seriously, what is with this guy’s obsession with consexual relationships? He drew several comics about his annoying gay friend including one where Danny makes him turn into… Sushi?

Stella by ~daniel-of-the-dead

I’m actually scared after reading this comic. Danny is a creepy psychopath and this picture proves it. There’s no way you can go back on this now.

Daniel and Rebecca by ~daniel-of-the-dead

Wait, what happened to his gay friend? Oh, right, he turned into Sushi. So, all shitty stick figure drawing aspects aside, there’s nothing anomalous about this dra-

Daniel and Aria by ~daniel-of-the-dead

Oh, you motherfucker.

Some may wonder: How does Danny actually look like in real life? It’s not like finding a picture of him would be really hard – you just need a few clicks and there you go:

Me and My Ex by ~al-ai

A picture of me and my ex, . I forgot I had this… 
Oh, well. I’m the one with my tongue out. Danny’s, obviously, the other one.

Remember this face. You will see it in the next school killing spree.

The last thing left for me to say about Daniel-of-the-DED is…