Teruchan is perhaps one of the most beloved “original characters” on deviantART, drawn by a ronery Japanese man pretending to be the girl of his own dreams. It still amazes me how he manages to keep the page views coming in, and how he managed to become so goddamn popular in the first place.

Oh wait; I forgot. All Tartlets are horny weeaboos. Which is why I shouldn’t have been surprised to find someone cosplaying as the product of a wannabe-transvestite’s wishful thinking.

Teruchan Cosplay by =armene

Holy fucking hell: How many men/women masturbated to this? Where do I even begin? It’s hard to break down a picture with so many fucking flaws. I think I’ll be creative this time and make a list.

1. Jesus fucking Christ, she’s one ugly bitch. Her face isn’t even that cute to begin with, and to add to that, she’s acting like an innocent teenager. Here’s a quick note, act your fucking age.
2. Put on a fucking top. A trash bag preferably. No one should ever, and I mean this, EVER cosplay half naked. It makes you look like a whore and it just begs for attention, but not the good kind of attention. It’s the kind of attention that deals with cleaning up white cream of your keyboard. And that’s possibly just them spilling the lotion.
3. Your editing skills suck. That bunny who is dancing on your ass looks so out of place, and just plain retarded. And not to mention that heart. Photoshop is not one of your strong points.
4. The bent over position on the right makes you look like you want to take it in the ass. Which makes me conclude point number two is correct, you are a whore. A very dirty one at that.

So what have we learned children? Posting semi-nude pictures of yourself, while dressing up as an animu character will earn you thousands of views. But to the sane people of the world, you come off as a slut.