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  RaccoonsI like raccoons. Raccoons are cute (That’s right, furries: It’s possible to find an animal cute without wanting to fuck it). As such, I also like pictures of cute raccoons which show cute raccoons being cute, like this one:
This article is not about these pictures. I did some kind of test, which ended up becoming a sort of experiment in torture: I typed “raccoon” into the DeviantArt search bar. The results were horrendous. I’d like to show you them.
Raccoon In A Bikini by ~hollyannOh, look; it’s a raccoon in a bikini. The only good thing about this picture is that it doesn’t show an actual raccoon wearing a bikini.
A Raccoon by ~minnagowaseiryuuWhat are the artist’s thoughts about his nightmarish piece of cookie-cutter inflation art?
MINNAGOWASEIRYUU, YOU SICK CYNICAL BASTARD.
Raccoon Kombat by ~FriskyWoodsWe’ve moved from one fetish to another. Why is there a green raccoon? And WHY THE FUCK DO THEY WEAR DIAPERS? Not to mention that the joke is unfunny, and the distinct lack of “kombat”. Remember: I found these pictures by simply searching “Raccoon” on DeviantArt.
Raccoon by *WereKattHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA But seriously; her “head” looks completely deformed due to the horrible photomontage. Her eyes and mouth are aslope in comparison to the “nose”, and the “ears” are completely misplaced. Fuck you WereKatt, and fuck this awful Photoshopped abomination.
Ristin Raccoon by ~ozkangarooOf course furries have to ruin everything. This… I’m guessing, “guy”? He looks like he’s eating out of a trash can, so he associates with the “real raccoon environment” – despite the fact that he’s standing on two feet. The creator of the fursuit also takes fursuit commissions with a price of “$1300 – $2000″. What the fuck? Well, with such a price I guess the guy wearing this fursuit has been already punished. Bottom line: Fuck furries. 1,406 Responses to “Raccoons”Leave a Reply |
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I don’t care what you think about Werekatt’s racoon photomanip, I think it is pretty cool. Werekatt’s great at photomanips.
I do love racoons though.
I think that raccoons are cute, but not “racoons”….that is the shittier-looking animal of the two. It was created by Werekatt, who has that awful photomanip of some poor depressed girl that he probably gagged and bound in order to get that photo.
@Nathan F: We don’t care what you think about Werekatt’s pathetic photomanip. It’s fucking terrible. Werekatt is awful at art. We do love raccoons, though. They are certainly more adorable than “racoons”, which you reference twice in your comment.
@Habermann: Werekatt’s photomanipulations are NOT pathetic, he is one of the best there is when it comes to photomanips, you should have seen his old site on transfur – it was the best tf themed site ever.
And if you don’t appreciate it, then shut the fuck up.
@Nathan F: lol u mad? And what the fuck is “transfur”? A site for transsexual furfags or something? Seems appropriate that an untalented animal-fucking hack would post his middle-school-grade “art” on a site like that.
I know what fair use is. You’re as entertaining as a bad Jay Leno monologue.
@Nathan F: Of course you know what it is now: A system administrator from deviantART had to explain it to you in front of your peers and make you look like an idiot.
Habermann@ Sure it’s fair use, and you credit the artists but it’s not good credit – you give them bad credit in the form of oh too brutally honest critique. I don’t know who you think you are, but you are NO Siskel, Ebert or Roeper.
If you’re going to credit the artist, why not just say something nice about them rather than being Mr Nasty about it?
On the other hand, you might one day be the next Howard Stern.
@Habermann, listen i am not gay neither do I wish to fuck Werekatt. Werekatt already has a fiancee – and she also has her own site on DA.
The way Siskel and Ebert do it was in a professional way, they actually KNEW what they were doing – unlike you. I have read Roger’s book as well as a few other movie books he’s written.
MST3K was a fun show, the only reason they mocked movies was for pure fun and entertainment only. And besides it was only the really bad movies they mocked which were mainly all b grade sci fi and horror films. It is also well known for originating the term Nightmare Fuel which is known used on sites such as TVTropes.
I am not delusional or egotistical, i’m actually a pretty nice guy.
@Nathan F: Why the hell do you need to mention random facts and trivia whenever you make references? Do you have aspergers or something? If so, you are subhuman, and are incapable of having the emotional capacity necessary to be a “nice guy”. Nevermind the fact that having to reiterate the point that you are a “pretty nice guy” over and over again only goes to show how egotistical and self-centered you truly are.
And before you even try bothering to reply, i am quite an avid reader – I have not only all of Roger’s film books but i also have read Bruce Campbell’s autobiography If Chins Could Kill as well as Make Love The Bruce Campbell Way, I also thoroughly enjoyed Jay Leno’s book Leading With My Chin.
Listen, you can write all the reviews you want, but don’t be surprised if a big lawsuit comes up.
Also a lot of my friends, and my family think i am a nice person. I have donated to numerous charities.
@Nathan F: And what exactly will I be charged with? I thought you told me you understood the concept of Fair Use. Clearly, that was a lie, like the myths that you aren’t egotistical or delusional.
PS: If you hate Jay Leno’s monologue’s so much that you compare them to our articles, why’d you buy his book? Furthermore, why are we supposed to care what books you own? How are they related in any way to the discussion at hand? Keep your aspergers in check, bro.
Possibly all crimes against humanity. I do understand fair use and that’s no lie. I just wish that you’d understand that.
You can’t just judge a book by it’s cover, it is what is on the inside that counts.
Actually I do NOT hate Jay’s monologues, I think Jay is a great comedian, very underated. Jay’s book is a rather entertaining read.
@Habermann
You want to hurt me? Go right on ahead if it makes you feel any better. I’m an easy target. Yeah, you’re right, i talk too much, I also listen too much. I could be a cold hearted cynic like you. But i don’t like to hurt people’s feelings. You can say what you want about me, i’m not changing. I like me, my friends like me, my family likes me, because i’m the real article – what you see is what you get.
@Haberman, look if you truly love racoons then you’d love them no matter how they’re represented in art.
i talk too much
@ Nathan F, I don’t know if you’re mentally challenged, but let’s just make this clear to you:
1. Your friend’s art sucks. It’s bad. It’s done poorly and half-assed and looks that way, too. I can say this as someone who DOES photomanipulations and deals with photos in general as a living: it would take me five minutes in a cheap paint program to hack together such a junky image. I’ve seen better work tutoring kids out of highschool who haven’t even touched a computer before except to print out goddamn book reports they’ve typed up. The fact that you think it’s good only displays your ignorance about photomanipulation and nothing else.
2. There will be no lawsuit and there are no crimes here. This is criticism and making mockery of poor art. If he (I assume gender) hated Monet, he’d be perfectly within his rights to post Monet’s art here to mock it. No one from Monet’s family estate would have any legal right to debate its posting. If a famous artist has no legal rights to complain, why the hell would your hack with no real attention apart from his close friends be able to? Your friend posted his art on dA which follows the laws of the USA — according to section 107 in the US Copyright Office’s laws, this falls under fair use and is thus legal. Metokur.org is cleverly behind a Privacy Protect so I’m unable to lookup what country the website is in, but Fair Use is pretty common across the world. Either way, it translates to “chill the fuck out, Nathan.”
3. The world isn’t fluffy kittens and butterflies. Pull the stick out of your ass and realize that people have different opinions than you and that it’s no one’s responsibility to tiptoe around in case they hurt someone else’s feelings. Unless you’re twelve, you have no excuse for the butthurt other than being a childish prat. Also, no one gives a shit about what you read, what you own, or if you donate. Hell, no one cares if you’re a “nice guy.” Also, this isn’t your art. If your friend has problems, let HIM come and post and bitch about it instead of you white-knighting for him. Only the copyright holder himself can deal with copyright issues; you do not hold your friend’s copyright to his art, do you? If not, the correct response is to bugger off.
@ Haberman – This site is awesome. Keep going, and ignore fucktards like this.
Right on, Nathan! You show these jerks who’s boss!! Sue them for all they’re worth!!!
@Lmte
Thank you. Finally, someone on this site who is actually sane. I love animals all the same, especially koalas and pandas. And even if someone does a third rate photomanip of someone turning into one i’ll always treasure and respect them.
I mean so what if someone doesn’t know how to do a snout or beak when they do photomanips of someone turning into an animal or bird? That has to be THE most difficulting part of the photomanip.
@Henry
If you think you’re so good at doing photomanips i’d like to see you do better. Come on, put your money where your mouth is.
@Henry
1. So maybe my friend is no “Piccasso” or “Rambrant” , maybe he’s not a “rich sucessful millionaire” or “famous”. Well maybe he’s not “the norm”, maybe he doesn’t “do beautiful paintings” or even “work at an animation studio” , and maybe his work is not “perfect” or “award winning”, but it is good. So maybe he’s not “a cartoonist” or an “animator”. So maybe he can’t “create a mastepiece”. It doesn’t matter if the art is good or not, we can’t ALL be as good as Matt Groening can we? His photomanips may not be “masterpieces” or even “art museum material” but god damm it, they are really clever and one of the reasons why i admire his work so much.
2. While I cannot argue with you on legal terms, I’d have to say that no matter what this site was put up to do, it is no purpose other to mock “bad art”. I mean, come on if you think you guys can do better then I dare you to try.
3. I DO realise that people have different opinions and i respect that. And you’re right, the world is not all sunshine and butterflies as you put it. The world is made of several different things. But the bible does say…”For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.” It’s not the quality of the art that matters – all that matters is that they pulled their heart and soul into that piece.
@Habermann
If you think you can do better than I dare you to try and do a photomanip. Come on, put the money where your mouth is.
Or are you chicken?
APPLAUSE PLS!!!
This is funn
D
Yep, it is.
@Habermann
I’m going to defend Werekatt here again and this time without pointless pop culture references as you put it.
Look it doesn’t matter what you think about it. That’s just YOUR opinion which doesn’t count for much.
This isn’t grade school, when something sucks, it just sucks. There’s no personal best sticker.
@Antony O
That may be so but that doesn’t make it right.
Hey Nathan, your mouths dirty. WASH IT WITH LEAD
Sounds like Nathan needs some .50 caliber aspirin
oh my god, that photomanip is horrid.
and Nathan, google fair use, critique is a fair use of material.
The sole decent piece on it was the tail but then again, how hard is it to fuck up the tail?
Nathan F everyone on the internet knows you are a loser, your family knows you are a loser, YOU know you are a loser. Do yourself and everyone a favour and crawl into a fucking hole and die.
@anonymous
Technically are the bigger loser here, not me. In fact i saw you on The Biggest Loser just a few weeks ago.
You make the contestants on The Biggest Loser ALL look like winners. Get creative with a razor blade and your wrists please.
@Anonymous
What? No way. Sorry i’m not an emo. I’m not into that stuff.
Nathan F we’re running a pool on why you are so fucked up, could you answer some questions?
Were you Molested by a fat, hairy man as a child?
You must have been molested by somebody.
@Anonymous
No I wasn’t. Anything Encylcopedia Dramatica says about me is a lie, nothing like that happened. This interview is over.
@Nathan F: How can you call the ED article a bunch of lies when the large bulk of the article consists of your own quotes, complete with screenshots? You think that just because you start taking down journal entries when ED starts reposting them, you can pretend you never posted them in the first place? You’re the biggest liar of all here, telling people you were born as an imaginary monster and then having the balls to tell people that you weren’t born as THAT imaginary monster, but as another imaginary monster instead! Own up to your own fucking lies, and stop blaming the Internet for all of your troubles.
@EDiot
Typical EDiots. Sorry i have the “say you opposite of what you mean disease”
Do you have Herpies too?
It’s likely the fat man who molested you gave you an STD in addition to your severe psychological problems. Even though you’re probably never going to have sex, you should still get tested.
Uh noooooooo….i don’t.
You don’t have sex? We knew that already: Your mother edited Encyclopedia Dramatica to say “Nathan constantly masturbates to ‘uncle Buck’”.
Back on topic how did you get to be so fucked up?
Technically it’s never built to really last, thus i see no point in it. Please no more stupid questions about how “fucked up” you think i am.
No everyone KNOWS that you are fucked up. There’s no question about that. The question was how that happened.
Was the fat guy who molested you Australian? Is that what the Koala pictures are all about?
@Anonymous
Look I was NOT molested, I do NOT have herpes, and I am NOT fucked up in a way. I became a weregrinch after Jim Carrey bit me.
And I just happen to like koalas, they’re my favourite animal and they are quite underated. Certainly better than any of those ugly ass animals you or anyone else here likes like snakes or weasels which suits Habermann perfectly.
“Look I was NOT molested, I do NOT have herpes, and I am NOT fucked up in a way. I became a weregrinch after Jim Carrey bit me.”
C’mon Nathan, everyone can tell both those sentences are bullshit.
@Anonymous
Tell me, are you the kind of guy who believes everything you read on ED? If so…if ED told you that you should jump off a cliff, naked and with no parachute would you do it?
So what? You’re even more retarded for saying it.
Well Nathan, ED typically only makes fun of pathetic sack o’ shit -A.K.A. you- so an article about me would undoubtedly be awesome.
Then a question… What the fuck? Seriously, Double Barrel Shotgun Mouthwash is the only answer to this horrible question you fucking retard.
@Noisemarine
Technically it doesn’t just make fun of “bad crap artists” like me so to speak but it also even makes fun of the good ones such as yourself.
@Nathan F: ED makes fun of sick fucks and idiots who deserve it. It’s not just about the art. You’re a sick fuck who wishes he was a werewolf instead of a human. You don’t deserve to live.
@Ediot
Technically neither do YOU. In fact anyone who actually LIKES that site deserves to die. ED deserves it to have it’s ass kicked by Chuck Norris and Bruce Campbell.
The humour is immature and not to mention crude, almost makes Seltzer and Friedberg seem normal by comparison.
Come on everyone, stop talking shit about Nathan F.! Does anyone want to have me track down their ISP and notify them of how they were slandering him on the Internet? ::)
You’re going to trace someone’s IP and then notify them that they posted here? In case they forgot?
It’s not slander, it’s not shit, it’s not satire, it’s all too real.
@Stfu
No it isn’t. And if you’re one of those aliens from the Hulu commercials forget it, you’re not getting my brain.
@anonymous
Of course i’m really 38. I think you’re the sick retarded fuck for questioning me. Screw you.
Prove it. Say something a little fat kid wouldn’t know from watching tv.
WHY SHOULD I BOTHER SAYING ANYTHING TO YOUUUU? YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE!
You’re brother Daniel Forrester who you claim owns the animation company you work for:
isn’t credited with any animations
doesn’t have a linked in page
Sorry, not real.
You are a fat kid who is home schooled (based on number of posts you make per day on blog and deviant art) or you’re an unemployed young adult. Stop lying.
@Anonymous
NO I’M NOT. It’s an indepedent company that’s why you’ve never heard of it. Fuck you, Habermann and Encyclopedia Crapmatica.
You’re not real either, you’re just a faceless troll who lurks on sites like this and feasts off the misery of others.
lol you don’t even know what linkedin is do you?
@Anonymous
Just for that, i’ll put a curse on you, and all your kin including everyone else here on Metokur except Andria.
Nathan change Psychiatrists it’s they’re not working hard enough.
“Tsk tsk tsk”, he said, shaking his head in disgust at Anonymous’s rather insulting remark. “That truly is one of the worst comebacks i have ever heard.”
Please stop narrating your actions. I don’t want to read “Nathan said, before trying to clean the mess he made on the John Candy poster”.
Dear reader the comment you are about to read is extremely unpleasant as is this website. If you prefer, you can hit the back button and look at a much more happier site, that is if you prefer that sort of thing.
Yours sincerly, Lemony Cricket.
@Anonymous
Say no more my good man. Just by speaking alone you have awakened the dead.
@Anonymous: You have just opened a modern-day equivalent of Pandora’s Box, and your life will be irreversibly wretched, boring, tormented and unpleasant, just as much or more so than you like to say that Nathan’s is (all that you ever have to say about him is a bunch of bullshit anyway)
good thing i believe in voodoo. not. I guess you’ll know it worked if a wereWoodyallen pops up.
@Anonymous
You’ve been shooting your big fat mouth about me all day and most of if is all bullshit. You better heed Andria’s warning or you truly will be cursed to have a miserable life.
actually, that first drawing has some artistry skills layed behind it. as in, correct proportion, coloring style, etc. All furfags want to fuck raccoons? Really?
@ Nathan : “most of if is all bullshit” you mean the soiled john candy posters part is true?
I don’t believe in voodoo. Her IP bluff worked better to be honest.
@Anonymous
Sorry, the Grinchman answers to no one.
Nathan F…
For the love of everything awesome, man… Argue pointlessly all you want on the internet, but do NOT drag kick-ass people like Bruce into it. The fact that you even pretend to be him to converse with people on DA in your comments is… Pretty fucked up.
Seriously, man… It’s one thing to pretend to be a character of your own in a comment, as retarded as that is, but don’t try to RP a living, breathing person. That’s just fucking creepy. …Maybe you do want him to ass rape you.
Ah well. Hail to the king, baby.
@Anon
So? You’ve never even seen my DA page or my comments – and the being Bruce Campbell thing is part of the DeviantArt Celebrities Club, where deviants can claim a celebrity and be them. Which is something you wouldn’t know about. So stay out of this. I originally had Jay Leno as the celebrity i was going to be then decided to switch because Bruce has the better chin.
I don’t see YOU pretending to be Celine Dion and “rping” here on a website ,do I? Noooo…..
@Anon
Don’t even bother responding. Because you’re not even a member of the DA Celebrities club. But if you were you would probably be the Jay Leno to my Conan O Brian.
LOLOLOLOL Jackass.
I just came from your DA page which I found through your freaking ED article. You’re just fucking creepy. I mean… Not just normal, overlookable creepy, but full-on fucking creepy. Here’s a thought: Be a little more original than shitty MSPaint recolors of ACTORS’ pictures!
Honestly? Weregrinch? WTF? Grow a pair and stop suckling on the teat of someone else’s imagination. Your pathetic attempts at ‘originality’ would be funny if you weren’t the same sort of scum that keeps artsites like DA from being helpful. You can’t even take constructive criticism without BAWWWWWWWWing at the DA forums.
Just admit you’re another furfag and an hero, please.
And… Jay Leno is still on the air and has consistently better ratings. O’Brien is no longer on the air. Sure, I’ll be the Leno to your O’Brien. So when do you wrap up your dramawhoring and go away?
@Anon
Nah. You shouldn’t believe everything you read on Encyclopedia Dramatica. You know that site promotes racism and other things like that. And you’re the creepy one for even liking that site.
And second of all grinches have been around longer than you THINK. In fact they’ve been around even before Seuss was born. The one in the book is more of a member of the Wild Grinch subspecies, the one in the movie is a True Grinch type.
And second of all, nobody likes Jay anymore, everyone hates him. In fact 94$ of american viewers prefered CoCo to Leno.
@Anon
Oh please the guys at Encyclopedia Dramatica are assholes, you should not believe anything that site tells you. And they’re the creepy ones, i mean some of their stuff is mentioned on TVTropes under High Octane Nightmare Fuel.
Yeah, see… You assume I didn’t go to your DA page and look at your art for myself. Your artwork is eye-burning and pathetic, and your profile looks like something a retarded chimp shat out while having a spasm. You need to learn to express yourself in a manner that ISN’T shitty MS Paint edits of other people’s work. You need to stop pretending to be a celebrity on DA, regardless of whatever retarded DA club you’ve joined.You also need to learn the basics of anatomy before you even consider drawing another monster.
I really don’t care if Grinches are the missing link, damnit, be more original than shitty edits of Jim Carrey in a scene from the Grinch movie. What you do is comparable to what lazy 14 year old Tartlets do to Sonic the Hedgehog in order to make their ‘OC’s.
And, just food for thought here, if Leno were so hated, why does he get the ratings he does? Why has his career been so long-running? Why is it that when Leno left The Tonight Show in Conan’s hands, the ratings dropped significantly? If America hates Leno so much, they have a damn funny way of showing it.
@Anon
Look i don’t care what you say at all. I don’t see you trying to do better, and you don’t see me ragging on how bad your art is. So stop fucking with me. Encyclopedia Dramatica sucks it always has, all it does is promote racism, jewism, bullying, and other things which are against the law. Plus all they do now is shilling their stupid t shirts. I DON’T need to learn the basics of anatomy in order to get better at art.
Fuck you, Anon. You cold hearted son of a bitch.
True, some people like Jay – but there are some entertainers who beg to differ, in fact some have made fun of Jay in lots of ways – ever hear of Bill Hicks or Howard Stern?
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Did the werejohncandy just write “jewism”?
While it may be true that some people do like Jay. I must however remind you of Bill Hick’s Artistic Roll Call routine which he refered to Leno as a corporate shill.
And not to mention Howard Stern riffing on Jay constantly.
@Rents
You should know i’m not a werejohncandy, i am a weregrinch. Mountain variety mind you.
@Anon
The only reason you visit Encyclopedia Dramatica is because you’re the only dumb enough to believe what they write on there. Whats the matter? Is Wikipedia too boring for ya?
I don’t care if you’re a fucking werespongebob: DID YOU ACTUALLY WRITE “JEWISM”?!
@Rents
I actually meant Judaism. And you should talk, you thought that Schlinder’s List was a comedy which it wasn’t, it was a drama.
Yeah, Howard Stern is a sleezy little shitstain and not really heard anything from Bill Hicks in a long time, so they’re not that important. Anyways, comedians poke fun at popular celebrities because its easier for their audience to make the connection in the jokes, but I really don’t care.
ED is more of a joke site that focuses on stupid little things that pop up on the internet. You, being the luzly little crybaby fuckwit that you are, are a prime target for them. If they’re so fucking illegal, why the hell hasn’t a single tartlet been able to get that site taken down? You probably are a big fat troll who has been posting shit on there about yourself for the sick thrill of lulz. There’s no way you could possibly be old enough to meet the age limit on DA’s site if you were. Any personal information they’ve got on their website is something you’ve probably posted online by being dumber than fuck-all-knows-what, so that’s your own fault. What makes you assume that bored people from the world over aren’t posting that sort of ‘hateful commentary’ about groups to which they belong purely for the lulz? I know people who do that in person! Hell, some of the worst jew-based jokes came from a young jewish man.
And… WHAT?! Goddamn, you are a fucking idiot. Go do everyone a favor and quit DA. You don’t need to learn anatomy?! What is that shit? You have GOT to be a troll. There’s no way you could seriously be that fucking arrogant AND retarded. If you are, you have no business being on an art site posting your ‘pictures’. Deviantart is NOT Myspace.
Rents, who the fuck is this guy really? Do you know? Please tell me he’s not real.
@Anon
I am NOT going to quit DA just because ED has an article about me. And i don’t need to listen to people like YOU. Say what you want, but i’m not quitting Deviantart NOT even for you or any of the fucktards on this site.
Bill Hicks is dead, remember?
@Anon
Meh, i don’t care. And i won’t quit Deviantart just because Encyclopedia Dramatica has an article about me now, which i’m sure will blow over and they’ll find someone else to write an article about.
Oh, yeah… That’s right. I don’t give a fuck.
You should quit DA. I looked again. You even have some Beetleborgs shit posted that isn’t yours… Just like in real life, you’re a waste of space on DA, too!
On second thought, go quit life while you’re at it.
@Anon
No i won’t. Go fly kites or something. Or go on some site other than Encyclopedia Crapmatica.
Yeah, ED’s articles don’t typically just go away when their subject constantly acts like a twat.
Plus you keep saying it over and over, which means you either like the attention or you’re a troll. Lulz to be had, either way.
You pathetic sack of shit.
@Anon
So? You’re an equally as annoying waste of space, you should quit the internet and life in general. You don’t deserve to live, you’re a mean bitter man bordering on Complete Monster status.
I don’t going to do anything you or your friend Habermann tells me, i take orders from no one.
LAWL WITTY PUN IS WITTY! nah, not really…
Again, I also checked your DA page. It was as full of fail as the article claimed. Actually, if anything, the article was pretty kind to omit that the only artwork you’ve posted that isn’t vomit-inducing isn’t even yours, but some comic pages from the Beetleborgs.
@Anon
The comic pages were requested by a friend on the site who is also a fan of the series. Look we can argue all day, but we’re not going to get anywhere.
So no i won’t quit DA because of that stupid ED article about me. ED is never kind to anyone it writes articles about me, it’s lowbrow humour is best described as Dead Baby Comedy.
And yeah, sure… I’m a bitter man, why not?
That’s cute. We’ll even toss in that I’m a 30-something year old virgin who fantasizes about being a werejohncandy/weregrinch (OF THE MOUNTAIN VARIETY) and probably beats off to pictures of Conan O’Brien while bitching because someone is criticizing their shit-stain artwork.
I really hope you’re a troll. I’d not be having as much fun if I knew you were actually like this in person.
@Anon
Then again you’re probably a troll. You’re probably the exact same person as InuyashaSucks.
Okay, DA is -not- a filesharing site, for starters. And for someone who is so infatuated with ignorant, lowbrow humor, ED should be right up your alley.
Well… I’ll admit Inu Yasha was not the best of Takashi’s work (was more of a Ranma fan), but nope. We can keep on guessing all you want, sweetcheeks.
@Anon
No way, I hate Encyclopedia Dramatica. I like good old original comedies with heart and a funny storyline. You however are probably one of the only people who think that Seltzer and Friedberg are funny.
Heh, bet you sit around and huff your own flatulence to savor it.
But no, ED can be pretty amusing in the DA section. What’s more amusing is how much some people cry when they get an article, just making their scenario worse. You know, like you’re doing right now!
Look ED is pretty amusing sometimes, but sometimes they do go beyond the border – sometimes bordering on personal attack status.
Anon, to the best of my knowledge this guy is for real. He’s been pulling the same schtick on numerous sites for years, and does not appear to be a troll. He’s a sad, lonely, attention-hungry adult baby who makes everything about him, as you can see here.
Nathan, you wrote, “Encyclopedia Dramatica sucks it always has, all it does is promote racism, jewism, bullying, and other things which are against the law.” Are you now claiming to believe that Judaism is against the law?
Then act like a human being? Realize that maybe you should either stick to writing and improve upon that or learn something about basic anatomy and learn to draw or paint if you intend to remain on an artsite?
Maybe realize that words, especially words online, really don’t matter and that personal insults only have about as much power as you let them? For someone who claims that ED article is a complete lie, you don’t do much to disprove it by sitting on this website bawling at complete strangers because they’ve criticized your friend’s artwork. Maybe your friend could use the criticism? That photoshop could be done better…
I am not an adult baby, Rents is only saying that because he has an article on his so called blog all about diaper fetishes which is pretty bizzare even for him.
Look my friends artwork was not that bad. And i’m not following your advice, Anon.
Sigh… I’m tired and since he is apparently real, this has ceased to be as amusing. It’s depressing when people like this aren’t just trolls, really… It means someone actually believes the shit they spout.
Damnit… Well, hopefully someone reports him for using DA as a file sharing site. Maybe he’ll get banned.
Nah, it will never happen not in a million years.
Nice chatting to ya, though.
See ya.
Sure, whatever. You’re a some dumbass who likes to pretend they’re a weregrinch online. Okay… Whatever. Keep mentioning ED, though. It makes their dicks hard just knowing you’re whining about them. You’d probably like them to pound you in the ass some more.
At least I have yet to see shitty photomanips of a delusional fantasy world along with stolen copywritten material in a DA page under his ownership. I’m not going to judge a seemingly rational guy for some allegations of an unusual fetish from a guy who probably spanks it to the thought of being a shaggy green ballsack when the moon is full.
Seriously,
Give me one link (not one that you or a friend has made) that provides information about grinches being reoccuring in some media before the Dr. Suess book. I don’t want you to bitch at me or act like the man-baby you are, just give me one acceptable reference link.
@Anon
Actually I doubt that the editors at ED have had a date in years, they’re probably still making out with their Pamela Anderson posters or something.
And my fur is NOT that messy, it’s actually rather well groomed.
@Anon
Technically i don’t need a reference link to prove that, you see us grinches are actually almost in the same family as bigfoot.
You’re either fuck-all retarded, or a massive troll. I’m not ruling out the option of you being both at once.
I’ll bet you can’t pull a ref out of your ass to save your life.
@Anon
Why would I do that now?
Considering everything, that would be the only way you could provide any link to back up your statement.
Something tells me you won’t, anyway. Probably can’t find one. How odd that you waste so much energy defending your delusional lack of originality, though.
Goodnight, shaggy green ballsack.
Actually i do so long before you showed up. Good night, hideous space mutant from the planet Asshole 6.
Awww, and earlier I was just a bitter man bordering on complete monster. How sweet. I’ve been upgraded to brainless gradeschool insults! <3
@Anon
Yep, now you’re an alien.
Now you’re not just a complete monster, you’re an alien.
Jesus fucking christ, I can’t believe you guys are still wasting your time with this guy. I don’t care if he is a troll or not, werejohncandy is fucking creepy and a retard to boot. The word you are looking for is “Antisemitism” not “Jewism” and it’s not against the law as you put it, even if it’s unethical.
@rents, anon
How about we just focus on removing this guy? I don’t like seeing this kind of trash on my DA. Makes me want to go out and get a restraining order *shudders*
First of all i am not a werejohncandy, i am a weregrinch. Second of all Rents and Anon are the creeps here, not me. Third, Don’t believe everything you read on Encyclopedia Dramatica, they’re known for slander.
No Nathan you fabric Encyclopedia Dramatica is only known for slander by people who don’t like when an article about them or something they like!
yes ban him. hang around with dogs get flees. his retardness is catching.
Ban me? Nah, not in a million years, pal. ED’s editors haven’t had a date in years. Also have you seen Rents’s blog? It’s disgusting.
@Anonymous
Banning me would be an impossibility, as i would easily be able to track you guys down – using Habermann’s IP address, same for rents. Don’t feed the hand that bites ya, pal.
Post it then. Mine too.
Habermann’s IP address is 174.121.1.134.
Hey, Mishi, go check out his freaking gallery. This guy has stuff posted that isn’t his up there. Go report the fuck out of it.
@Mishi
Don’t do what Anon says, he’s evil. Don’t report my gallery. Ignore him. You know better than to do whatever he tells you, you’re not his slave.
@Anon
You evil, evil, man. Don’t you dare think about reporting my gallery. Stay well away from it, you hear me?
That’s the ip address of http://www.metokur.org but what’s my ip address?
Also wouldn’t tracking people down involve leaving your house? When’s the last time you did that shut-in?
@Nathan F: SPOILER ALERT: The IPs of our servers do not indicate our actual locations in the country. It’s entirely possibly to own a server in the United States and to live overseas. In my case, in Ireland.
If you’re willing to invest your money in a ticket to fly here, invest your time in the detective work it takes to figure out my real name, and muster up the courage to knock on the door of my humble abode, then by all means; come and track me down. I’d like to see how your werejohncandy powers work in real life, and to see if they can withstand a shotgun blast to the torso.
lulz! Does that require silver bullets still? Or can you just toss jelly donuts at him?
@Habermann
I’m not a werejohncandy i’m a weregrinch. As such as I do not need to leave the house in order to take care of you.
@Anon
Hey, i’m a weregrinch not a werejohncandy you imbecile – get it right.
I am not a werejohncandy, i am a weregrinch. And as such i don’t wish to go anywhere near you as you might have a horrible vinerial disease. And silver bullets only work in the movies. Nothing can affect a weregrinch except christmas magic. I won’t waste my time confronting you, as i am certain you are as monstrous in real life as you are here.
Umm… Not to seem rude, but uh… Are you really serious, Nathan F?
@Bunny
Yes, i AM serious.
Nathan when is your mom going to come online? I think that would work better than Andria trying to stop the bullying.
@Anonymous
Actually she is already online, in fact she knows what everyone on this site has been saying about me and she knows that Encyclopedia Dramatica has written an article about me. She knows everything about you lot.
That and she works for the CIA.
Oookay. Well, have fun with this, then.
Goodnight,guys.
Good night, don’t let the grinch get ya.
I bet your mum wishes she got an abortion everytime she reads your shit online.
@Anonymous
For your information smart guy, my mother loves me and she likes my work. There’s no way she would want to get an abortion just because of something i did, so shut your godamm mouth.
@Anonymous
Leave my son alone you bastard. I love him and care about him more than you ever will. And i love the work he does, i think he’s a brilliant man.
My mother loves me very much and she likes my work no matter how good or bad it is. And she certainly does NOT wish that she had an abortion everytime she reads my stories, in fact she’s proud of me.
But I bet YOUR MOTHER does Anon, why I bet she wishes that weren’t even born, you pathetic, arrogant sack of shit, you’re worse than Habermann is and he wouldn’t know talent if it bit him on the ass.
Nobody likes YOU either Anon, you’re the most despicable person i’ve had the misfortune of chatting to online.
Hey Charlene how do we know it’s you though?
“I love him and care about him more than you ever will”
See this sentence says “I love my son more than you love my son” which is pretty fucking obvious and stupid. Also you start the next sentence with ‘And’, just like Nathan does. It’s obvious that Nathan wrote the post because his mother doesn’t read these conversations. What’s the matter nafan, doesn’t mummy wuv you enough to read what you write on the internet?
I wish I knew where I could get a hold of you in real life, “Anonymous”! If I could, me, Nathan and his mom would beat you senseless with rusty nail-studded baseball bats and sic rabid fighting pit bulls on you until you promised to leave us alone.
I’m Nathan’s long-lost brother who loves him very much and cares enough about his drawings to defend them on the internet! I love my little weregrinch so much I’m willing to join in with him, Andria, and mom in beating you to death, “Anonymous” (if that IS your real name, which I’m sure it is. You moron, using your real name on the internet).
Leave my little brother’s art alone, or I’ll have to turn into my alter-ego, the weremoron, and drool all over your head.
@Anon
How can you tell it’s really me? Because of my official CIA license to kill. Nathan takes after me but mainly my husband Jack. By the way my husband is an Indiana Jones type adventurer who looks like Bruce Campbell.
Fuckin’ troll.
@anon
Hey that’s my wife you’re talking to, pal. The way you’ve been treating our boy is unacceptable, it will not do. Appologise to him right this instant.
I’m sorry your son is a retarded troll.
@Anon
Not good enough, try again.
@Anon
Actually what my son says is true, he is a weregrinch. In fact, my husband Jack happens to be a grinch, he told me on the day we got married. It’s all true.
Nathan gets his grinch powers from Jack, he gets his scientific expertise from me.
It’s been in our family for years.
This is so a troll impersonating nathan impersonating his family. The latest posts are definitely funny but not retarded enough. Will the real nathan please stand up?
Actually can habberman tell from ips when nathan actually posts?
@Anoynmous
I’m right here, and unfortunately it’s not some retarded joke – it’s all true. I really am a grinch, it’s the big family secret.
You see, my father Jack is quite a grouchy man – in fact he’s actually a grinch himself. He and mother met in the street.
On the day she thought he was going to ask her for her hand in marriage, he told her his secret instead, that he is a grinch, existing for many years, roaming the earth, always unhappy, grumpy, and doing bad things out of anger. He saw her and knew it was her he was looking for all these years and his heart filled with love. And the two got married and lived happily for 4 years.
But there was a slight problem, being that grinches are notoriously grinchy – their aura affects those around them, and with two grinches life would become unbearably grumpy for both of them, A few years later after he told her he was a grinch, she told him she was pregnant with me.
Gradually the people around them grew more angry, until it was almost impossible to live. On that day, he decided to leave. When mom asked how she’d ever see him again. Just as he left he said…”My son will find me when the time comes” , as he turned green and disappeared into the night.
And that’s what happened.
Not only are you delusional enough to role-play your own family, you haven’t come to terms with your daddy issues. Pretty fucking sad for a man as old as you. Do yourself a favor and get your self examined by a psychiatrist.
@Mishi
I’m afraid all of it is true, it’s not some retarded joke or anything. I don’t need no fucking psychiatrist. I AM a grinch. Just like my father.
I am everyone, and no one. Everywhere, and nowhere. Call me…Grinchman.
What you are hearing is not a retarded joke, it is all true. My father is a grinch, that’s where i inherit my grinchiness from.
Nathan I have nominated you for mayor of crazy town. Congratulations!
@Anonymous
Wel i’d thought i’d get the job of town grinch, what with me being all grinch-like and everything.
My god, I wish I could spray this place full of bubonic plague bacteria and give everyone but me, Nathan and his folks the Black Death.
Weird. Making fun of someone’s art for quality control purposes illicits death threats from the artist and immediate friends and family. Understandable that you’d be upset – it’s probably not quite the ego boost you’re hoping for at your age to be told your delusions of grandeur aren’t even very grand – but death threats? Have you no sense of irony? You’re angry that someone would DARE make fun of your art yet you are willing to threaten people with bats and the bubonic plague?
I’d like to meet the horse you rode in onYou probably didn’t ride in on a horse, just the slippery properties of your whale-worthy blubber and your momma’s complements.If you’re going to pretend to have someone come to your rescue, make them someone who isn’t your mother.
By the way I was Rick Forester who posted above, ridiculing the…well, ridiculousness of this situation and the related posts.
If your parent really is helping to defend their 30-year-old son, I pity you. If you’re pretending to be your parent, I pity you. Looks like a lose/lose situation from where I’m standing.
@H-Bomb: I am not Nathan F., I’m just a good friend of his.
Why didn’t nathan mention that one of the family members was a sock puppet? Could he have really believed it was possible he had a long lost brother?
Seriously nathan, Psychiatrists/Pschologists will give you the attention you so desperately crave. Here is a journal article which sounds like your grinch father delusion. I’m sure your case will get into one of the big journals! Go for it! Succeed at failing!
@Andria can you post a picture i bet u r fugly to be friends with him
Forgot the link! So, google delusion, transformation and you’ll come up with something similar.
@Anonymous
My father is NOT a sock puppet and i am not delusional, you have the wrong idea. And don’t even think about replying. I wish i had the power to posesss you like Michael Jackson did in Ghosts – that way I could possess you and turn YOU into a monster.
Either we’re dealing with a child/manchild who thinks they’re gaining ground in an argument by summoning imaginary characters;
OR
We’re about to get murdered by a Grinch, assisted by the CIA and a manchild who can turn an IP address into an exact location.
I think we all know which is more likely.
Also, I like how Nathan ignored my long-ass post, yet his ‘friend’ didn’t. This proves they’re sockpuppets, because Nathan felt he didn’t have to respond to the same post twice, even as different people. You’ve blown your cover, moron.
@H-Bomb
My family aren’t sockpuppets, they really do exist. And fyi, if you want to be my brother at least get the name right, his name is Sampson – NOT Rick. I’m not a sockpuppet either, i am a grinch.
@Nathan F
I really could care more about your brother’s real name. As a wereczechslovakianwhofoughtinthebattleofbritain, I feel as though you’re abusing your powers while remaining a pretentious fool who puts the werefamilyname to shame. Also, you’ve achieved nothing with your life and neither have your parents. Your entire family’s claim to fame seems to be that they’re all made up, or at least have this made-up, deluded backstory.
And it’s funny how your family didn’t attest to their own existence and instead you did on your own. Meaning you made them up have completely forgotten the point I made previously. Weird how your mother exists only to defend your art and your personal heritage, but not to defend her own presence in reality. Almost like you’re sockpuppetting as her. Or like she’s a complete psycho with no sense of self whatsoever.
It’s not made up, it’s all true. I am not abusing your powers but clearly you are. They have achieved a lot with their lives and so have I.
Go back to your own clan.
@H-Bomb
Ha! I heard you were the one who got their ass kicked by the Wereopositearmy and their clan. Not much of a fighter, huh?
@Anoynymous
I’d like to see YOUR PARENTS come on here. That is if they’re still available. But if they’re not, it’s probably because you killed them. But if they are alive and well, i’d like to see them. But no trickery, i’ve seen Weekend at Bernies – so don’t even think about pulling one of those on me.
And @H-Bomb
Yes I know you were a wereczechslovakianwhofoughtinthenameofbritian. You fought bravely….but you lost. The wereoppositeofyourclansarmy kicked your asesss – killed all the rest of your clan and then burried them.
@Anon
Look I KNOW the basics of anatomy, human anatomy is easy – animal anatomy is one of THE hardest things ever to try and do correctly – especially in terms of transformation art. I mean have you EVER tried to do a human to dog transformation or human to bird? Well if you haven’t, you’d find it can be pretty difficult to accomplish – especially when it comes to the legs and the ever so annoying problem with doing the “backyards knees”.
Now let me ask YOU something, do you think that sounds easy? Well think again.
Nathan… You’re wasting valuable time here that could be spent… Doing anything else. Sitting in front of the computer all day and night simply is not healthy.
@Anon
Look I do other things too you know, yeesh. I do sports, i read, i exercise, i do scientific research. Like what do you KNOW what is healthy and what isn’t? You are not a health class instructor, psychiatrist or guidance councellor.
As a matter i’ve never ever seen around the hospitial my brother volunteers at.
@Anon
I do other things besides this you know, i read, i do sports especially martial arts, archery, and swimming, i do extensive scientific research, i work out. I am a perfectly healthy young man/grinch, i have no diseases, allergies or medical problems, i have never been raped or anything, i have never done anything wrong.
I bathe twice a day for pete’s sake, i also shower, and shave too.
Well… Nice to know I get bitched at for showing a little concern. Totally awesome of you.
@Anon
Ooh gee, thanks for being concerned about me but i’m fine.
Whatever, you delusional ass wipe. Keep on BAWWing for attention. At least you’re inside and out of sight from a grateful society.
@Anon
Delusional? I beg to differ. *eyes glow yellow*
You are a fucking freak go away
@Nathan Theodore Gabrell
Grr…..
Clearly he’s just here for attention. Is there any way he can be banned for being an annoying little butt plug?
I’m a hungry weregrinch…i think i’ll have YOU for dinner, Anon.
Okay nathan now I know you ain’t a Weregrinch and not just because there is not such as any creature with “were” in front of its name, but WERE GRINCHES DON”T GROWL YOU BUTT PLUG. I knew you were a werejohncandy all along…
If he’s a were-anythingbutapileofshit, then I’m a fucking dragon.
@Nathan Theodore Gabrell
Au contrare mon cherrie, weregrinches do exist and they do growl – to scare off enemies such as yourself. I am NOT a werejohncandy, i am far too skinny to be one of those. So back off.
@Nathan Theodore Gabrell
Who are you to say what exists and what doesn’t exist? How do you this isn’t all just a dream? You’re probably asleep right now and you’re dreaming all this. I was never a werejohncandy, that was what we call a discontinuity. It never really happened. Therefore, you dreamed it all. Now go back to sleep.
@Anonymous
You would think so, but no. Then again Rents is always lying, I am NOT a werejohncandy – that was what we call a Discontinunity – it never happened, it was one of those all just a dream episodes. YOu, Anon, and Nathan G need to get some sleep – there there, everything will be alright.
@Nathan F
Discontinuity is what you do with television shows you don’t like certain portions of and the like, for example the Highlander sequels. Discontinuity is not something you do with reality. Your tenuous grasp on what the rest of us call life has been made weaker by television and tvtropes, it seems.
@H-Bomb
Well it also does work with reality as well.
@Hbomb you also forgot his earlier threats, y’know the part where werejohncandy claimed to have mafia connections and that he was going to simultaneously sue/curse metokur and kill habberman. I personally, would love to see the manchild try.
@werejohncandywerejohncandywerejohncandywerejohncandywerejohncandywerejohncandywerejohncandywerejohncandywerejohncandywerejohncandywerejohncandywerejohncandywerejohncandywerejohncandywerejohncandywerejohncandywerejohncandywerejohncandywerejohncandywerejohncandywerejohncandywerejohncandywerejohncandywerejohncandywerejohncandywerejohncandywerejohncandywerejohncandywerejohncandywerejohncandywerejohncandywerejohncandywerejohncandywerejohncandy
Human anatomy is EASY, you say? Well then why don’t you draw us a human? Somehow I don’t think human anatomy is that much easier than animal, but go ahead prove me wrong.
@Mishi
I won’t. And i’m NOT a Werejohncandy. Will you fucktards please get my species name right? I am strictly grinch-like, note that i have green fur and YELLOW eyes with dark green pupils.
What werejohncandy? I NEVER was one. That was just a dream. I am a weregrinch. We’ve existed for centuries.
*in a deeper more bestial voice*
Back off Mishi or I will claw your eyes out.
Nathan u are never going to get these people to take down their pages about you because
they think the pages are funny and you need to be mocked. probably increases traffic
the only chance u would have is if you get out your webcam and record a heartfelt message about how unfair it is and post the video on youtube.
@Anonymoua
That’s all people on Encyclopedia Dramatica care about..they only care about lulz and nothing else, it’s like it’s the only thing that matters to them and nothing else, it’s like they don’t care about feelings, family or friends, all they care about is lulz and nothing else. They crave it like a vampire craves blood.
If they have it, they don’t need it. If they need it, they don’t have it. If they have it, they need more of it. If they have more of it, they don’t need less of it. They need it to get it, and they certainly need it to get more of it. But if they don’t already have any of it to begin with, they really have no idea how to get it in the first place…do they? They can share it, sure. They can even stockpile it if you like, but they can’t fake it, wanting it, needing it, wishing for it. The point is, if they’ve never had any of it..ever, people just seem to know.
That’s all people on Encyclopedia Dramatica care about..they only care about lulz and nothing else, it’s like it’s the only thing that matters to them and nothing else, it’s like they don’t care about feelings, family or friends, all they care about is lulz and nothing else. They crave it like a vampire craves blood.
If they have it, they don’t need it. If they need it, they don’t have it. If they have it, they need more of it. If they have more of it, they don’t need less of it. They need it to get it, and they certainly need it to get more of it. But if they don’t already have any of it to begin with, they really have no idea how to get it in the first place…do they? They can share it, sure. They can even stockpile it if you like, but they can’t fake it, wanting it, needing it, wishing for it. The point is, if they’ve never had any of it..ever, people just seem to know.
see no-one will read that or care. so, put on some were-grinch makeup and make a youtube video. it could go viral and solve all your problems. go for it!
Oh alright, but only if it will get those assholes at ED to leave me alone. They think they’re so superior to Wikipedia, and they think that they’re so damm funny when in actuality it isn’t.
@Anonymous
I already DID make a video like that, and the weregrinch makeup took literally 3 hours to apply.
video first, then public support, then ED article is taken down.
unfortunately it wont be taken down otherwise. you can’t bargain with ED. you need to force them and that wont happen until you have public support. so post that video on youtube.
@Anonymous
And how in the name of almighty Bruce Campbell am I supposed to do that? Do you realise that a weregrinch makeup design would take a long time to apply and an equally as long time to remove? It would be a tortorous process. Not to much making it as close to the movie version as possible would be a challenge as in case you haven’t noticed i am no Rick Baker or Stan Winston – making monsters is not like ordering a pizza – you don’t get your monster in 30 mins or less or it’s free, it takes a lot of time to work on something like that.
Need I remind you of the torture that Jim Carrey went through to have his makeup for the Grinch done? He had to get up real early in the morning to do so. It was like being BURRIED ALIVE – Jim was lucky to be able to even move under all that green dyed yak fur, not to mention the prosphetics.
But I don’t that you’d be able to do something like that, i mean have you ever tried performing while under layers upon layers of monster makeup?
do it without makeup then. it would be more heartfelt. remember u need to convince a large number of people that something really bad has been done. being tearful will help.
do you think the aboriginal rapper who had the ED article removed from google said “itss tooo haaarrrrd”?
Actually i’m having my weregrinch makeup applied right now as i am typing this, it’s really not so bad, it’s just that the contact lenses take a little time to getting used to.
Yes, a video and maybe ED will actually show you mercy and take your article down. Show them sincerity first.
no you’re not trying to bargain with ED you make the video first, which features you (crying would help) explaining the unfair situation. Then public support. Then public servants and lawyers get involved so that it will be removed from google.
The rapper had it easy because anti-racism already had public support (though he did use the media too to help the cause).
@Mishi
You have a point there.
@Anonymous
I never thought it worked that way, i thought a petition would be the only way to do it.
Petitions have never achieved anything, Nathan. But then again, neither have you.
petitions do shit alone, they just grab politicians attention . How would u get signatures? u need to get people aware of the issue and people don’t read, they watch youtube. youtube video worked for the muslims and muhammed cartoons. In fact start a facebook page about removing your article as well.
And who exactly can this moron rally to his cause? The sort of person he must hang around with probably aren’t allowed to use pens in case they slit their own throats and get the Asylum sued, so how are they to sign a petition?
I’d like to see a single signature that isn’t Nathan’s or one of his many sockpuppets/alter-egos/family members. Perhaps Nathan’s ‘mother’ is in fact another hallucination – much like how he believes himself to be a Grinch at night, at alternate points in the day Nathan thinks he’s his own mother and sometimes his best friend.
I might sound like an idiot for looking this deeply into Nathan’s psyche, but in this light we can at least pity him. The only other available theory is that he’s sockpuppeting at his own fucking mother, which is beyond pity or any other sympathetic emotions whatsoever. I expect a one-sentence response from Nathan or one of his many alter-egoes in the coming hours.
don’t listen to Hbomb nathan he clearly is afraid that your youtube video will go viral and work.
you should post one soon while the idea is still fresh if you wait too long it will seem forced and insincere. remember, your face without makeup, crying, explaining the terrible situation.
Dammit anonymous, now he’s gonna get the page taken down. If his video goes viral, I’m holding you responsible. Metokur is fucked now.
LULZ!
lulz is a sign that you are breaking their will nathan. post the video asap.
@werejohncandy
Don’t listen to anon. No public servant/ lawyer will help you. They don’t care about grinches, only money. If people actually cared about you don’t you think they would have helped you already? You know I speak the truth, only your ‘family’ is defending you. You are alone.
Not too long ago, generationslayer was in the same position you were in. The only way he was able to remove his article was contacting and listening to ED. When you make a video, address them humbly and they might be nice. It’s your only hope.
lol no i know because i’m not an idiot. Not being stupid is a great way of getting things right!
@Anon
Hmm..
@Mishi
Technically grinches are the same colour as money – green, and everyone’s going for it these days.
Oh man, you should totally make a video. If it’s good, maybe your article will get taken down. DO IT!
You know what? I’m thinking now that not only is this guy a troll, but ‘he’ is actually that chick that ‘he’ supposedly conned into posing in facepaint for those tons of pictures (which are all up on ED). Think about it… What sane, rational young woman would get anywhere near a guy almost in his 40s who happens to be this screwed up?
Admit it, Nathan. You’re not even a guy. You’re some young chick who just got bored one day and decided this would be fun.
@anon. that’s probably him younger or something.
@Anon
What? Are you accusing me of being a transvestite or drag king? Well i’m not, i am a guy. You’re getting personal here. Please stop. I’m NOT a woman.
@Mishi
I am NOT a woman i am a guy. Please don’t listen to Anon, he’s a jerk.
@Anon
I think it would be a good idea if it looks like i’m morphing into a weregrinch while delievering the heartfelt speech.
@Anon
What? I am NOT a woman. I have facial hair. And do you see many women with facial hair? No. And another thing, I have a deep powerful voice – almost on the same range as James Earl Jones, I am in no way a chick. I’m into stuff like The Three Stooges.
Honestly Anon, i don’t know where you get the idea that i am a woman – i am 100% male. I am certainly NOT a drag king or transexual. I’ve NEVER even dressed in drag once.
I have a goatee, i’ve had this goatee since I was 20. It’s my trademark goatee.
I mean how would you like it if I claimed that YOU were an alien?
Look Anon, i am not a woman i am a man. These are not boobs, these are pecs – i work out a lot. It’s muscle.
A weregrinch, is it? Well I’ve got just the thing for your kind!
I’ll put a few bolts in with my mistletoe crossbow, then the rest of you sing Christmas Carols! We’ll take down the beast and mount him on our wall!
@TheMightyHunter
Ah hello good sir, I am Nathan the human/weregrinch. I’m afraid that the kind of weaponry you’re using you won’t do anything to me. And you’re not going to get me to grinch out sir, as i only transform when it’s a full moon, or around the christmas season or before or after it.
You’ll need Christmas magic in order to stop me, and unfortunately for you – that sort of magic can only be performed by Christmas Ghosts such as the Ghost Of Christmas Past, Present or Yet To Come – and also unfortunately for you it’s NOT even christmas yet. And you sir, do not look like a Christmas Ghost.
My word lad, you have absolutely no understanding of this whole affair at all, do you?
I will assure you that I am fully capable of hunting AND killing weregrinches such as yourself. Indeed, I have a whole wall of their heads on display. It’s quite a breathtaking thing to see, really. The ultimate expression of Man’s power over nature.
I will also assure you that I have quite a strong grasp of Christmas Magic, having studied it with some of the greatest of Elf gurus at the North Pole itself. Indeed, the Magic of Christmas itself was originally founded by the Ghosts and Jolly Saint Nick himself. That does not mean that they have failed to instruct anyone else in its performance and function. Indeed, it is quite widespread amongst the upper classes.
There is no reason we cannot do this like gentlemen. Once I have obtained the necessary accoutrement and blessed my weapons with the power of the Spirit of Giving, I and my internet hounds will trace your IP to your home, and we will participate in the most dangerous game of all. However, I will give you the option of facing your death before or after tea time. The choice is yours, good sir.
@TheMightyHunter
I’ll pass. Also it comes with a price – mainly a curse. The hunter (i.e you) will soon find themselves become the very creature they’ve been hunting (i.e a weregrinch).
And there is no cure for it. Just ask Jim Carrey, he is the original one – he bit me and turned me into a weregrinch. You’ll never find my grinch lair though.
And you’ll never get me to turn me into my grinch form.
Wow, Nathan sure is defensive about not being a woman. I think that’s a sign of admission. Only a woman would fight so hard to seem like a man!
Poppycock! I’ve been through this exact scenario on numerous occasions. I have killed and stuffed several of your kind, and have no more green fur than the next Englishman. Your end is coming, and no amount of wriggling will save you.
What happened to delude you so thoroughly, lad? The only thing I can think of is an amount of buggery to rival the cabin boy from my Navy days.
@TheMightyHunter
Your hunters are all the same, killing just for the fun of it. Tsk tsk tsk.
@werejohncandy
I thought you father was a grinch and that’s how you are one? but now you say jim carrey gave you your powers? You keep changing your story I don’t think your a grinch at all!
@themightyhunter
open him up so we can find out
I know what one you looks like, lad. I’ve slain many over the course of my career. Why, one time in Mozambique I was forced to eat the flesh of one, with naught to prepare it but an open campfire and a few pinches of salt I had brought to trade with the natives! It was quite barbaric, really, but a man does what he must.
And you think that I had not thought of ways to induce involuntary transformation? It is quite easy, lad. Heavy inundation with Lunar Magnetism, or exposure to heavy doses of holly, gifts, and Christmas Carols will turn you with nary a speck of effort.
You really have no clue. Are you certain of your weregrinch status? Your behavior more closely indicates a young lad who’s suffered a mite too much of gentlemanly affections.
@TheMightyHunter
Of course i am a weregrinch. Most weregrinches are modelled after the Jim Carrey version of the grinch, surely you noticed that from the picture i showed you.
And i’m quite an intelligent creature, quite sly and cunning.
I can turn into weregrinch form at will so i can control it. The transformations are often painful and scary at first but one grows used to them.
@TheMightyHunter
Okay you can try, but i actually do enjoy christmas – no amount of carols can cause me to grinch out in public.
@TheMightyHunter
Yes I am a weregrinch. But i actually do enjoy christmas, i love the holiday season. Therefore there’s possibly no way you can get me to transform. And besides i am nocturnal.
Your lack of understanding of weregrinches and their capabilities would indicate otherwise. Were you truly a weregrinch, you would be quite distraught to know that a hunter has uncovered your secret. Weregrinch pelts will fetch a high price on certain markets, and they make exquisite trophies, often being the capstone of a hunter’s entire collection.
If you really must make up for all the buggery you suffered as a boy by pretending to be a beast of some sort, I suggest you go back to the werejohncandy story. No man in his right mind wants to hunt those. Worthless, greasy little things that aren’t worth the effort is all they are.
Plus need I mention that i am in full control of my grinch powers?
@TheMightyHunter
Actually I know a lot about weregrinches, i have studied them. I’m not going with the Werejohncandy story anymore. So do what you want. Try to get me to transform if you dare, come on i dare you.
And yes i am fully aware that you have uncovered my secret. I am a weregrinch, and you would be wise not to mess with me.
@TheMightyHunter
Tell me have you ever encountered a good guy weregrinch? Or are all the ones you’ve encountered evil?
I am considered an expert on all things grinch related especially weregrinches because i am one. But i’d like to hear a little about your experiences with them mr hunter.
What made you decide to want to hunt them in the first place?
It is my expert opinion that you, sir, are not in fact a weregrinch. You have repeatedly made ludicrous assertions that you would not have even considered were you actually such a creature, and have shown an enormous lack of the basic caution that such a creature would employ.
I understand your pain. During my time aboard Her Majesty’s fleet, I saw quite a few cabin boys and young native men captured while at port suffer the kinds of indignities that you have no doubt been subjected to. Attempting to escape that by creating a “Fursona” or other separate identity, while childish and an extreme example of the deepest form of running from one’s problems, is an understandable, if foolish, course of action.
However, it is not wise to allow the abuse felt by your innocent young rectum to drive you to such an identity that will inevitably result in your death. If your life is so miserable that you must pretend to be a weregrinch, there are better ways to end it than one that will leave you covered in mistletoe-bolts with a ribbon tied around your neck and wrapping paper covering your head.
You have a point there, but…won’t you consider the fact that not all weregrinches are as bad as you think they are? In fact they’re rather nice.
And i am one. Can you see not my green fur, glowing yellow eyes, claws, fangs, long wild mane, and my grinch-like muzzle?
I am one. Can you not see my green fur, claws, grinch-like muzzle, pointy ears, fangs, and glowing yellow eyes?
The only good Grinch is a dead Grinch, and the only men who would state otherwise are those who have never interacted with the creatures.
And quite honestly, anyone could create an image such as the one above with a very minimal degree of experience with various Computer Programmes that allow for photomanipulation. Indeed, I once had a fairly respected colleague present me with an image of a supposed Jabberwok that he had slain, only to later discover that it was made entirely by applying filters to a photograph of an aardvark in Microsoft Paint!
So you will excuse me if I am quite skeptical of your claims. Indeed, I find the probability of you being a weregrinch quite low, considering some of the foolishness you spouted about the creatures. One would think that you obtained all your information about them from children’s literature and Jim Carrey Films!
Actually I’ve studied them up in the mountains – and you know Jim Carrey is a weregrinch too – and it’s no joke.
One question though, say someone was slowly turning into one – how would you know? And what would the signs of transformation be?
@TheMightyHunter
Have you witnessed someone turning into a weregrinch before? If you have, tell me how the transform itself goes? Does the tip of the nose turn black then shift upward as the grinch-like muzzle forms on their face?
If someone was turning into a weregrinch, how could you tell?
I would greatly prefer not to give you additional fuel for your fantasy. You are not a weregrinch. This is evident. Please express your sorrow at having been buggered so furiously in a way that does not grate so deeply, and is not so likely to result in one of my countrymen facing unwarranted assault charges.
Now, if you will excuse me, I have a rather important appointment at noon, and must begin shining my monocle.
What do you mean i’m not a weregrinch? I am one, and i always have been online and off.
See you later.
Successful troll is successful.
And after looking at your ED and DA pages, Nathan, I’m praying that all you’re doing is playing an elaborate joke on the Internets.
WereJohnCandy: Solid evidence that God does not exist.
Or, well, at least it’s evidence that if he DOES exist, he hates all of us who aren’t WereJohnCandys.
omg nathan you were supposed to make a youtube video, not write some bullshit sockpuppet dialogue. I can only assume you don’t do this because you secretely like the ED article or you are a convicted sex offender who can’t show their face.
“You are not a weregrinch. This is evident. Please express your sorrow at having been buggered so furiously”
whoops didn’t read that bit. guess u arnt sock puppet. or even nathans sock puppets hate him.
Oh my fucking god. Now you’re thinking that Nathan is messed-up in the head and is really the young lady he used as a model for facepaint. Fuck you all to kingdom come.
FTR, I’m not one of Nathan’s sock puppets. Compare our IPs, for instance. Mine is in the USA and from an ISP that does not exist in New Zealand unless its wireless modems are used in laptops by Americans travelling there or their cellphone-based internet service is taken there. He and I met online in 2007 and have been great friends since then. I am not the same woman he painted the Na’Vi, werejohncandy, grinch and other faces on.
If you are cursed with the friendship of this subhuman manchild, do not complain to us. You should have scared him off on your own.
@Shiplane: He doesn’t scare me at all. But your avatar disgusts and offends me, since nobody in this day and age should have somebody IN BLACKFACE as an avatar, whether or not said person is animated.
Your inability to recognize the character that my avatar depicts is your failing, not mine. Just like your inability to make non-retard friends.
@TheMightyHunter
I thought i remembered you! i bet you a plate of corn muffins that wolpertinger pelt you had was fake. when waiting at the lab i’d found you’d caught the next blimp to frankfert!
Where are my corn muffins!
Three pictures of yourself, non-grinched on your DA. Three consistent pictures of yourself.
Do that, or your really the girl you supposedly conned into putting on ridiculous facepaint for pictures and a troll. Either do this or make your youtube plea video.
For the record, ‘Nathan’, nobody here that I’m aware of has seen a picture of you that hasn’t been hacked all to hell by crappy MSPaint/photoshop work, so… Who can really say what or who you are?
And, if you are a guy, just because you have a chest, that doesn’t mean those flabby sacks of fat on it constitutes ‘pecks’.
DUN DUN
Nathan makes Spongebob look pretty mature. How sad…
I am working on that youtube video, it’s just i’ve got a pesky hunter to deal with. As i really truly am a weregrinch mind you. And you should know better.
I believe the weregrinch transformation starts when you eat PLAY-DOUGH…
I don’t know any better. STFU already.
I think you need to go and sit on the potty and think for at least 100 years.
More like, the weregrinch transformation is starts after you ingest a lot of lead paint. :/
@Mishi: STFU. You probably deny the Holocaust, burn crosses, wear KKK robes and a swastika and use the “N” word in regular conversation.
@Mishi
Don’t you spit on my cupcake and tell me it’s frosting.
Nathan,
That photo is like a year old, and it’s small and fuzzy. How about something recent?
@Andria
Do you always make crazy horrible accusations and assumptions at people that you don’t even know? You talk like your an advocate of tolerance and yet you judge me and shplane without anything to base it on. Hypocrisy at it’s finest.
@Mishi
That IS the most recent ones.
@Mishi: Only when they talk shit about my friends. Sorry if I rubbed you and Shiplane the wrong way on the subject of racism, and I wish I’d have remembered the winking smiley when I put in the comment directed at you, since that was said in jest and not intended to represent my actual thoughts about you.
Hopefully we can all get along here, I’ll try to put my best effort into it.
Like I said i do not need photos to prove that i am a male, and that girl in face paint is an old friend of mine, i did not abduct her or anything.
@Anon
You said:
“Yeah, see… You assume I didn’t go to your DA page and look at your art for myself. Your artwork is eye-burning and pathetic, and your profile looks like something a retarded chimp shat out while having a spasm. You need to learn to express yourself in a manner that ISN’T shitty MS Paint edits of other people’s work. You need to stop pretending to be a celebrity on DA, regardless of whatever retarded DA club you’ve joined.You also need to learn the basics of anatomy before you even consider drawing another monster.
I really don’t care if Grinches are the missing link, damnit, be more original than shitty edits of Jim Carrey in a scene from the Grinch movie. What you do is comparable to what lazy 14 year old Tartlets do to Sonic the Hedgehog in order to make their ‘OC’s.”
I am more original than you’ll ever be Anon, and you know it. You’re just jealous.
Wow… Yeah, that looks like it has been horribly edited. Post new ones, or I assume you have a vagoo and will have to ask you to leave the internet.
@Anon
WHAT? HOW DARE YOU!
Seriously, what? How dare you. It’s not horribly edited, that is what i actually look like. I do not have a vagoo whatever that is. And i’m not leaving the internet but you should because you’re a dirty liar.
@Shenanigans
Oh my, is that you Worthington? I deeply apologize. I assure you that when I return to our great nation I will hold up my end of the bargain. It may be some months, however, as the beast I am attempting to track through the Appalachian Mountains is proving quite crafty.
nathan everyone can tell you took the picture of the fat kid from the john cnady morph sequence you posted, but morphed it with an adult like johny depp or something. it is easy to see because of the semi transparent sections.
you must be that little fat kid. or a convicted sex offeder. or the fat austistic girl.
photo of you, holding up seven fingers, in your room (which we’ve seen from the other photos you’ve posted).
I am NOT that fat autistic kid, i am skinny. I have absolutely no idea why you think that. And i really DO look like Johnny Depp with a little bit of Jim Carrey thrown in.
And you must be some kind of arsonist or serial killer.
@Anon
That person in the morphs is NOT me. That is my friend Sarah, who let me use her for photomanipulations – because she knows that she can trust me – so i’m NOT a sex offender – unlike you Anon. And that self portrait of me on Deviantart is NOT a morph either, i really DO look like Johnny Depp.
Don’t bother replying if you know what’s good for you.
Fuckin’ weregrinches, how do they work?
Ops I meant WereJohnCandys, gotta get it right.
@Shplane
Actually you got that right the first time round, i’m a weregrinch not a werejohncandy.
W/e werejohncandy
nathan u be full of shit. any adult can tell it is a morph of sarah and some adult picture.
lying will not endeer you to ED editors. post a real photo.
also i hope sarah the autistic girl only let u use her in that way not others …
@Shplane
Actually i am a weregrinch of the mountain/tundra variety, i am mostly carnivorous.
@Anonymous
Do you like music? If you do, then i’d like to sing you a song.
*sings* You call me names, i call you more names back. You say i’m a moron, well you’re a big ol thingy, and a total jerk – who’s real stupid – a real piece of work, mr nincompoophead. You call me names, and i call you more names back, lunkhead, loaf of bread, poopy pants.. you’re a total goober, and that’s that!
@TheMightyHunter
I’m afraid it is no joke, i am a real weregrinch. Of the mountain/tundra variety. Grinch blood runs through my veins you know.
Okay guys.
Time to come clean, I’m not really a werejohncandy or a weregrinch.
I am infact… a werelumberjack.
Leaping from tree to tree, as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia. The Giant Redwood. The Larch. The Fir! The mighty Scots Pine! The lofty flowering Cherry! The plucky little Apsen! The limping Roo tree of Nigeria. The towering Wattle of Aldershot! The Maidenhead Weeping Water Plant! The naughty Leicestershire Flashing Oak! The flatulent Elm of West Ruislip! The Quercus Maximus Bamber Gascoigni! The Epigillus! The Barter Hughius Greenus!
I also have a penchant for singing with my best buddy by my side.
@werejohncandy
“And i really DO look like Johnny Depp with a little bit of Jim Carrey thrown in.”
That is NOT what I saw in the photos. What exact part of your face do you think looks similar to Johnny Depp?
@Nathan Eff
Okay, I know for one that you are not me. I am not a werelumberjack, heck…i never want to be one.
@Mishi
Well let’s see, long straight brownish hair, slight mustache goatee combo.
Look guys I am SERIOUS here, i really am a Weregrinch – not a werejohncandy or even a werelumberjack – and I KNOW that Habermann is just messing with my mind by spewing out all these bizzaro clones of me.
It’s not going to work Habermann, i’m not falling for one of your tricks. So you might as well give up.
@Nathan Eff
You’re not me, you’re an imposter. Prepare to die! *his grinch claws come out wolverine style*
You have failed,’Nathan’. You have a vagina, please leave the internet. Take your shit art with you. kthxbai.
@Anon
NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU HAVE FAILED ANON, YOU WEAK PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN.
@Anon
I am NOT a woman, I do NOT have a vagina. And I am NOT going to leave the internet just because you say so. In fact i’m not going to do anything you tell me, because as far as i’m concerned – you’re not even human.
Admit it, you’re a Xenomorph like the ones from Alien aren’t you?
@Mishi
Well, my hair is like that most of the time, except when i have cut then i look kind of like David Xanatos from Disney’s Gargoyles.
Nathan, you’re barely human either. No completely whole human being would make the claims you have without intense amounts of empirical evidence. Which you don’t have.
In your next post try and prove why you’re even worth listening to, because all I see is a deluded fool with bad people skills, terribly-written stories, and possibly a vagina.
Don’t even bother responding if your response is just ‘But I HAVE achieved something! Wah!’ because that doesn’t prove anything. Have you ever won any awards from your writing? Perhaps you could present some logical, reasoned evidence for your supposed heraldry? Or maybe you don’t have either, and ought to just drown yourself in a pond.
@H-Bomb
Look i am listening, but i am not a deluded fool and i do not have a vagina – i am not a woman, i am a guy. And i have plenty of evidence to back my claim. It’s you who fails to see that. I have very good people skills thank you very much, and my stories are not that bad in contrast to the many crappy articles on this site.
@ Nathan F
And where’s the proof? I just said two minutes ago that you ought to provide this evidence. Oddly though, displaying a frankly, bare sign of autism (I’m a clinical psychiatrist IRL) you have become fixated on the implication that you might be a woman. Fine. Let’s ignore that and try again. Show me a single scrap of proof from a medical journal that even mildly implies that the existence of were-creatures is plausible.
Although, I’m guessing from your autistic qualities you might ignore what I just asked and focus on the autism thing.
I am getting to work on that video, but like i said i’m going to do it differently, it’s going to show me actually morphing into a weregrinch in the video.
All it takes is one lone, possibly autistic individual to reverse the rigourously-tested and peer-reviewed medium of Science.
The video itself will be heartfelt and i’ll be looking tearful throughout while changing into weregrinch form.
My video will also prove that I am, in fact, a woman and a werelumberjack. I was wrong, guys. Being a werelumberjack is just my profession! I’m still a werejohncandy. I mean, weregrinch.
@Mishi
I’m pretty sure he could not possibly be a combination of their features, as their faces are not made of ham.
@Nathan Eff
What? Another one of you. Okay, Habermann cut it out, i know it’s you.
@nathan f
eheheheh. werefuzzy.
@Velocirapor
That is mr weregrinch to you, grr..
i am actually a werefurry of the stupid/retarded variety.
@Nathan Eff
Okay enough with the bad impersonations already. I know you’re obviously Habermann, trying to trick me. You’re after me that’s what you are.
Habermann please stop with the bad impersonations, i know it’s YOU trying to impersonate me, you’re messing with my mind, you’re out to get me – everyone here is out to get me.
You’re all evil i tell ya, including you.
HEY EVERYBODY I LIED I’M REALLY A WOMAN BUT I TRY TO COVER UP THE FACT THAT I’M FREAKISHLY HAIRY AND UNATTRACTIVE BY SAYING I’M A WEREGRINCH OR SOME WEREDEADFATCOMEDIAN LOLOLOLOL Dear god somebody love meeeeee…..!
@Nathan F
Look, i don’t know you so i’m just going to refer to you as Fake Me like I did with the others. And i’m sure that Habermann created you. And last time i checked, i’m a man.
Okay Habermann, you’ve had your fun – no the game is over. None of these wannabes is the real me, really if you’re going to hire someone to impersonate me – at least get someone who can actually do it right.
Sorry, but you are eliminated from the competition.
@Habermann
Enough with the bad me impersonators already, they’re getting on my nerves and quite frankly so are you. None of these impersonators look or act-like me, so therefore they FAIL. And so do YOU.
Haberman, my panties are in a knot and it’s very uncomfrotable. Could you please be nicer to me and overlook the fact that I’m a delusional, sub-human piece of shit? Thanks.
Haberman, I have to make my obligatory response chain so I can restate the same damn thing over. My panties are in a knot and it really hurts. They’re like that because you people are trying to make me acknowledge the truth and I don’t wanna. I wanna live in make believe land where I’m a werefurry, and a full-time fatass.
Haberman, I’m still making my BAAWWW-fest response chain. I’m butthurt because of all the logical anal rape. Make it stop or I’ll ttly use mah claws n shit. Because I’m really a girl with gaudy, overdone fake nails that are like… 3 inches long.
@Nathan F
Okay i know you’re not me. Because for one thing i am not a woman. And i’m not a delusional subhuman piece of shit.
@Nathan F
You’re not me either.
@Nathan F
Nice try, back of the line please.
Look i am not bawwwing. It’s just i’m getting sick of these bad impersonations of me. And for the record baaaaaww isn’t even a real word, that’s just some dumb word Encyclopedia Dramatica made up.
BAAAAAAWWW I HAVE SAND IN MY VAGINA!
BAAAAAAWWW YOU GUIZE R LIEK SO MEEEEN!
BAAAAAAWWW I RLY AM A WEREGRINCH! SUMBUDDY BELIEVE ME WITHOUT ANY PHYSICAL PROOF!
BAAAAAAWWW I’M NOT A TROLL! YOU GUIZE R TROLLS!
BAAAAAAWWW I HAVE NO LIFE GIVE ME ATTENTION!
BAAAAAWWW! MY ED ARTICLE IS THE -ONLY- PROBLEM IN MY LIFE AND NOT THE FACT THAT I’M A DELUSIONAL FUCKTARD!!!!
Yeah… Pretty much sums that shit right up.
Let’s see which one of you is real and which ones are the fakes. Eeny meeanie miniy mo catch a tiger by it’s toe if he hollers let em go, eeny meanie miniy moe.
@Nathan F
Nope, you’re not. You’re a woman which i’m not.
@Nathan F
Nope neither you are you, even though you are a weregrinch.
@Nathan F
Okay now I know you’re NOT me.
@Nathan F
And neither are you. You’re a phony.
By process of elimination, I have found out the real one – and it is ME.
@Nathan F
Okay I know it isn’t YOU. I’m not that overly emotional and i certainly do not “baaaaawww”. Next!!!!
Unless you want to turn this into one of those American Idol type reality shows..
Fucking moron.
Knock it off, I know it’s you who’s been creating those bad me knock-offs. You and Habermann are after me.
Nice of you to assume that everyone on here who is using the name anon is the same fucking person you jackass. If that were the case, then how the fuck could people be impersonating you?
Try harder, you dumb bitch.
Oh really?
YA RLY.
Again with the bad impersonations. Sheesh.
Guys, just so you know… I’m a troll. Of course you all already figured that out, as nobody can honestly be so deluded without a serious mental illness and/or the use of strong drugs to believe themselves to be a weregrinch. And a werejohncandy? That’s just beyond goofy. I apologize for my behavior, but this has been far too amusing for me over the past month or so.
In the words of the dolphins, so long and thanks for all the fish.
@Nathan F
Look I know you’re not me, so you’re just another bad impersonation or just Anon trying to mess with my mind.
@Nathan F
Okay, now I’m starting to think that you’re a troll who is hellbent on not letting this die. Come on, man. I just confessed. It’s all over. We had our fun, now let’s move on. Alright? I’m so sick of dragging this childish farce out. Everybody knows better. Hell, my ‘artwork’ was by no means convincing. Honestly, I was drunk when I slapped most of those together. Just let it go.
@Nathan F
No you didn’t. Actually you and your so called brothers on here are the trolls, i am the poor innocent bystander who’s been frequently made the butt of the joke by both Rents and Habermann.
look guys, i am the REAL Nathan F, all these wannabes are not the real me, i have been trolled to death here thanks to Rents, Habermann and the sick bastards at Encyclopedia Dramatica.
Please understand that while my work is a little standoffish, i do my best and that’s all that matters – sure i am no picasso or even rambrant – but remember rome was not built in a day.
@Nathan F
Whatever. You’re the impostor here, man. Just let this crap go. I’ve already admitted that this was just a joke. You know what, though? If you’re really still that bored, then keep on posting here, man. I’ll just let you keep on pretending. I’m done with this, though. Have fun, phony.
Last time I checked i am the real Nathan F, you are the imposter as are all the others. And i really am a weregrinch. Obviously Habermann is trying to fuck with my mind. He’s always doing this and so is Rents.
I have access to people’s IP addresses on this site when they post, and from the looks of things Nathan has gone completely insane.
Both of these Nathans are posting from the same IP address.
I assure you that i have not gone insane. Some one must have hacked into my computer system.
@Hobomberguy
DUN DUN DUN
It’s too much effort for a troll to post like 3 times a day on his shitty blog and all those shitty drawings on the deviant art page. I mean that is john doe se7en type dedication.
“Innocent? Is that supposed to be funny? An obese man… a disgusting man who could barely do stand-up; a man who if you saw him on the street, you’d point him out to your friends so that they could join you in mocking him; a man, who if you saw him while you were eating, you wouldn’t be able to finish your meal. After him, I picked the furries and I know you both (habbermann and hbomberguy) must have been secretly thanking me for that one. These are manchilds who dedicated their life (if you can call it that) to keeping animal rapists on the streets!
A woman… so ugly on the inside she only posts pictures of dollies. A austistic girl, or a 38 year old pederast, actually! And let’s not forget the disease-spreading whore (Nathan’s mum)! Only in a world this shitty could you even try to say these were innocent people and keep a straight face. But that’s the point. We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it’s common, it’s trivial. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I’m setting the example. What I’ve done is going to be puzzled over and studied and followed on ED … forever. ”
So yeah, I’m going with nathan being batshit insane rather than a troll.
Should be “so ugly on the outside”. Can u edit that hbomberguy?
Also “We see a deadly sin on deviant art page, in every forum,”
I could of told you that squire.
I guess the other explanation for the same ip is someone in nathan’s house (parent?) enjoys mocking him.
@hbomberguy nah. him going completely insane now makes it sound like he wasn’t insane in the first place. I think it’s him, vying for attention again.
Like what am I? In the twilight zone here?
@nathan f no one’s buying that.
Oh no, i’m in one of those nightmares in which i can’t use my grinch powers to escape. Help!
@hbomb
You’ve done it. This article pushed a mentally challenged werefurry to the true brink of insanity (although she wasn’t far from it to begin with). Good thing Nathan ‘s completely harmless, or i’d be kinda worried right about now…
@anon
I think you meant ugly inside and out.
@anon (the one asking me to edit posts)
Only the creator of the specific article can edit stuff I believe, and Habermann’s in charge on this one.
hbomberguy: it doesn’t matter it’ll only get buried by a pages of nathan saying “I’m a weregrinch not a werejohncandy – that’s why I paint my penis green!”
Hmm…
*smirks*
@Nathan F
As a ‘writer’ (term used loosely) myself, I’m both disgusted and intriqued by your story, in which you theorise that no-one goes on METOKUR beside me or Habermann. In fact several anonymous posters and parodies of you (only one of which is me), and several other posters going by other names.
For some reason, the deadly torture you put your representation of me through in your story has inspired me to write a story of my own. Expect it coming to a METOKUR near you someitme soon.
I doubt little Nate sees the irony behind pretending this isn’t affecting him while going out of the way to post here hundreds of times at all times of the day, while simultaneousy writing angry revenge stories about the people who SUPPOSEDLY aren’t affecting him. Either he’s doing this at work, or he doesn’t have a job.
@HBomberguy
Well well well, yes i am doing this at work.
@Nathan F
I weep for whatever company would be foolish enough to hire you. I only hope that I never purchase one of their products, as it would be full of semen and donut chunks.
@shplane oh god. you make me laugh to myself. i bet he works at olive garden.
@Velociraptor
Yeah, the jackoff pretending to be me probably is pulling some crappy job like that. I just popped in to see what is going on here, despite telling myself I wouldn’t. God, he’s still at it, isn’t he? I can’t believe someone is so attatched to keeping an obvious troll routine alive. Whatever, though. If he wants to keep it up, all I can say is the dude needs a hobby.
@nathan f (the real one) no, we were talking about YOU. I bet YOU work at olive garden. oh god, I honestly can’t tell which is which, the other is getting so good. I think the whole clone thing is pretty funny, actually. also, WHY are you HERE? I thought you said you hated this site. and yet you are here, vying for attention again.
@Shplane
Oh no, i’m quite a versatile actor and any product i endorse would NOT be filled with semen, in fact it would be award winning and groundbreaking.
Nathan your dad fills you with semen right? That’s why you construct these fantasies right? If you could turn into a fat wolf comedian at night he wouldn’t rape you. If you were an actor you could move out. You pretend to be your mommy because she isn’t around to stop your daddy in real life.
There are help lines you can call, police and welfare agents that can help you. Please deal with your shit instead of spamming the internetz.
@Anonymous
I did not need any criticism from you, you’ve caused enough trouble.
sorry nafan does your dad rape you harder because i criticised him?
Yes! ;(
@werejohncandy
Actor? fffffftttttt riiiight.
Trolls are better actors than you. Shouldn’t an actor be able to realize that there’s more than one anon, and that it’s not just habermann and hbomb posting? Or at the very least, be able to post his family and make it sound slightly believable?
@Velociraptor
I thought he was an obvious troll at first too, but then again… I used to think the same thing about Chris-chan and he’s the real deal.
and is it in the vagina?
(I think we’re finally making some progress!)
@Mishi
That was not me.
Enough with the dumb questions anonymous.
Sorry typo I meant I’m too dumb to answer questions anonymous.
AAAAANNNOYMNOUS!
KHANNNNNNNNNNNNN~!
Sorry Torrets, one of my many mental health issues.
Ignore this poor excuse for a wannabe, i don’t have mental issues and i certainly do not have torrettes.
There was less than seven minutes between those two posts, and the IP’s are exactly the same.
Nathan is now posing as his own impersonator, or suffering from multiple personality disorder. For the record, I prefer the one that’s being truthful.
Can’t say i agree with you.
tried reading about mpd and it fits because they say that it is often caused by incest/rape and nathan was raped by his father. sometimes the alters hate each other.
nathan does the weregrinch hate werejohncandy?
The weregrinch is my only other personality, there is no werejohncandy. That one is dead.
First, you said you were a natural born werejohncandy, then it was weregrinch of the mountain variety, now its weregrinch of the mountain/tundra variety. What’s next? werejohngoodman?
If you are a weregrinch… prove it! Your word keeps changing, so it isn’t enough. Weren’t you going to transform for us? It’s kinda funny that not even yourself, believes you. XD
You wish, I would never be John Goodman (even though he is the closest we have to John Candy these days next to Seth Rogen or Jonah Hill), and yes i am a weregrinch of the mountain variety, and i was going to transform for you – but the only thing that could cause me to involuntarily turn grinch would be expose to heavy doses of holly, gifts or christmas carols.
Oh alright i’ll try, but i warn you it’s not pretty.
(he starts developing more grinch-like characteristics such as glowing yellow eyes, a cheshire cat smile, super keen senses and superhuman strength and enhanced stealth, green fur starts sprouting on his hands, fingernails grow into long black claws, hands stretch and become more more grinch-like, his shoes burst, green fur sprouts on his feet, toenails grow into claws, his feet stretch and become more grinch-like, his hair grows into a long wild mane then turns to the texture and consistency of grinch hair before turning green, green fur sprouts on his face, eyebrows go bushy and green, teeth becoming fangs, ears stretch out and become pointed, his eyes turn an eerie yellowish colour, the tip of his nose turns black and shifts upwards as a grinch-like muzzle forms on his face)
*facepalm* I meant…. on cam to backup your claim. fff
I did, i did do it on camera you dumb insensitive bitch.
(now a full weregrinch) I DID do it on camera. The camera was ON while i was transforming you dumb bitch.
Nathan, Mishi wasn’t being insensitive. Asking you to back up your ridiculous claims is completely fair.
And again, you haven’t backed up your claims anyway. This is why no-one here takes you seriously.
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence, Nathan. Until you show us a video of you transforming into a werejohncandy, we still won’t believe that you are one.
@Hbomberguy
I am NOT a werejohncandy.
@Shplane
I am a weregrinch of the mountain variety, and a damm fine one if i say so myself.
Just saying ‘I am NOT’ isn’t evidence, it’s the shift key. How about you back up your damn claims just for once.
@nathan f oh yeah? send us the link.
I would, but you see, I’ve somehow managed to lose my webcam in my own anus again. Ain’t that a bitch? Oh well, if there were light in there, you’d see it was also green and full of christmas cheer. And gerbils.
@Velociraptor
I am going to, but as soon as i can figure otu how the hell is doing these crappy impersonations of me.
@Hbomberguy
Like what more evidence do you want?
If you’re going to be a were-ANYTHING, at least pick something original so you don’t seem half as stupid as you really are. Furry lifestylers are more tolerable than your ilk, to be honest. Regardless of whatever influenced you in your childhood or the sort of interactions/relationships you experienced with humanity within your family circle and as a whole, I never fail to wonder how and why humans delude themselves into such things. Really, I would’ve hated you less for simply sticking with a self-insert of the Gary Stu kind
[which, judging by your attempts at writing, is of the same breed anyways].
Really, if you could explain your affliction
[I'm still not convinced that this isn't clinical lycanthropy]
with actual intelligence and keeping the laws of the real world in mind
[meaning, stop "proving" your supposed "Grinchiness" with bedtime story science and type up a legible, psychological summary of what exactly goes on within that cesspit of a mind]
I would be able to have an intelligent debate with you. I’d also appreciate the supposed “video evidence” you were supposedly going to supply before using your webcam as a primitive form of anal bead.
And now I’ll move on to the actual critique section of this post.
Obviously, the photograph is adorable and well done.
The second image’s coloring is faded and rather shoddy. The hands are also much too large and look stretched out
[the larger one in particular looking more like something out of a James Cameron film than anything].
The shoulders
[and bikini straps along with 'em]
are crooked and something’s bulging in her ribcage under the breast
[chestburster waiting to strike?].
The face is simply a result of a poorly rendered style, and if it weren’t for the article mentioning it so, I would’ve thought it was another style Disney rip-off like much of the crap furry lifestylers keep spewing into the art world.
Of course, we all know what’s wrong with the inflation porn, but how exactly is he even filling up with air? Did the dragon puncture his belly button and shoved a pipeline up his stomach? Or is that what I really don’t want to think it is? Also, animals aren’t shiny unless you coat them in [can't remember the name of it], restrict their movement to the point of cruelty, and let it dry. Of course, this is theoretical, though I do have the feeling I will accidentally inspire the next outstanding act of Internet animal cruelty sometime in the near future.
The horizon line on this picture is MUCH too close, unless this kid has a macro/giant fetish as well as the blaring diaperfur one. You know what? It’s still to close. Also, the green one’s face is distorted even in the style he’s chosen
[which, btw, is unoriginal as hell],
and unless those two failed twice at stealing from a Chinese market
[kudos if you get the reference]
he should have more than three fingers. The brown one also looks like his nose is slowly slipping off his face.
The ears are skewed and placed incorrectly, the grain of the fur is inconsistent, the eyes and lips remind me of Mount Rushmore
[not a complement],
the nose looks like an unused charcoal
[not to mention the lips and nose look somewhat off compared to the angle the face is suggesting though the eyes/lighting],
and the image, overall, reminds me more of a 38-year-old basement dweller who got caught playing with Mommy’s makeup kit than whatever sort of effect the artist was trying to get here.
The fursuit is fine in terms of “anthro” anatomy
[if you're lenient as I am when trying to find whatever sliver of good is in these idiot's work and failing, because chances are there is none]
until I realize that the face, like all other fursuits, is in the same cartoon style that furry lifestylers are always ripping off of each other, the thing is eating out of a goddamn trashcan, and that it’s probably being worn by and yiffed with by another 38-year-old, delusional basement dweller who decided to contribute to the cancer that is killing the art world.
Also, if anyone has any critiques on my writing, since this definitely isn’t as inspired as when I was criticizing the Zapipi atrocities and, I feel, still just as cluttered as my last lengthy posts, please do post competent, useful replies
[competent, mind you, and not the usual "FUCK YOU, I'M A DRAGON!" comments I'll get from the sick fuck(s) that lurk on this page].
@Garuda
Look I tried being original, i tried werebelushi ,tried werejoshpeck, tried wereElvis, tried wereleno, tried werejohncandy, tried werejackblack, even tried a werekoala or two – but the weregrinch is one i can really relate to. And don’t you be ragging on that racoon photomanip werekatt did, it’s not that bad it’s lovely.
Also kiss my green furry ass.
…did you even bother to read my post, or did you poor, shrunken occipital and parietal lobes flee in terror? Surely you don’t think I’m intimidated in the slightest by your childish responses, you churl. I asked you for a proper explanation- the least you could do is stop with the propaganda and answer my godforsaken questions. Then again, every post you write makes it harder and harder to believe that you’re anywhere NEAR 38 years old. Even 12-year-old sister is, at present, a more advanced writer than you present yourself to be.
Also, original does NOT mean, “Look mommy! I Photoshop’d Elvis to look like a hairy piece of shit!”
Original means that the creation is sprung from your own mind, has a unique purpose, composition, concept, and evokes truly profound thoughts in the mind of the onlooker. Of course, I’m moving off into the definition of true art, something your atrophied brain would scarcely begin to comprehend.
No, I got bored. I do not have a 12 year old sister. And also if you’re the same guy who claims he’s a mudkip, then forget it i’m not answering your question.
I was referring to my own sister, numb-nut.
You, and only you, could throw “mudkips” into a topic like this. Of course, if that’s a dull, misplaced, and clearly failed attempt at insulting, witty humour, then so be it. I challenge you, sir to a duel of the dexterity of hand and flexibility of mind. My own artistic fire and passion pitted against your own self-appointed, weak “talents”- and let this community be the judge. I expect to see your image delivered in your next post, and my own piece will be contained within the next writing of mine. En garde.
Of course, there’s rules.
The piece must not be something you’ve already made, lazy child. Nor can you automatically declare yourself the winner, as I know you’re so tempted to do whilst screeching your head off. The Internet is the judge.
And don’t cower out of this, or respond like a little brat by saying, “But I don’t NEED proof! Playground logic automatically makes ME the better man without having to lift a finger!”.
@Garuda
My mistake i thought you were someone else.
@Garuda
Yes, Satan? Oh, I’m sorry sir, you sounded like someone else.
@Garuda: If nathan is capable of reading more than one line of a post before responding to it and forgetting to read the rest (wishful thinking), this will be an interesting battle of wits.
I’ve never seen a curb-stomp of wits before.
@Hbomberguy
I bet you 5$ and my left nut that Garuda can’t think of a good comeback.
What you said doesn’t even deserve do be dignified with a comeback. And I don’t want to go anywhere near your damn testicles.
Five bucks would be nice, however.
@Nathan F
He challenged you to an art-off, disphit. You’re the one in need of a comeback. Preferably in the form of something remotely artistic.
Relax hbomb,
We’ve already concluded that he lacks male genitalia, remember? ;p
@Mishi: Phew, thanks for reminding me.
I still fear he may be about to dig up john candy’s testicles in exchange however.
After keen observation, I conclude that the only things in your possession are a fake driver’s license scribbled in green crayon and a decided lack of male equipment.
My God, do you even merit the attention I’ve been giving the particular topic? Did you even BOTHER to fully read my challenge? You’d better start scribbling for your life, boy.
I do have gentalia. But you guys probably don’t. Especially not you Garuda, which is why i’m not going to take part in your stupid challenge.
I do have genitalia you asswipes.
You’re obviously frightened of the possibility of being bested by someone who knows what they’re doing when crafting actual pieces of art, instead of the GIMP’d hairy, fat men that you seem to enjoy watching as you masturbate the empty space where your genitals once were. Also, I’m going to tell you something that will tie your bomb-lasted mind into a more complicated knot that before.
I’m female.
I’ll assume it changes your entire perspective on me, no? You’re not the “dashing weregrinch” you think you are[the Grinch isn't at all attractive, by the way], but a mentally ill, rotund little man shoving Big Macs down his throat in a cramped basement under your mother’s house that smells of rotting fish. Then again, “grinches” supposedly get turned on by that sort of thing, so I’d rather not delve into that.
@Garuda
And neither are you, i bet you’re some sort of pimply faced nerd who hasn’t a date in years. And the only boners you get are from staring at pieces of Princess Leia.
Grinches are not as bad as you think they are.
And for the record, I don’t recall you doing any art whatsoever – in fact i’ve barely even read about any of your “works”.
And i’m NOT fat, I am 5’7, 170lbs – NOT this archetype you speak of.
@Garuda
Well in that case, you’re probably just some crazy woman who is a shut-in and lives with dozens of cats, and has a voice that sounds like Fran Drescher.
You probably don’t know anything and have no friends apart from the several different cats you live with.
One doesn’t “do” art, one creates art. “Doing” art would most likely involve the way you fap over pictures of John Candy and Jim Carrey.
And, comparing the quality of your posts to mine, anyone with a sound mind would think YOU were the one who knows nothing. I still have the most difficult time comprehending how incredibly stupid a person like you must be, and how twisted, garbled, and broken your thought process must be. You’ve obviously lost yourself in your own imaginary world where green, hairy, and smelly is the definition of the phrase “sexually attractive”, and that you must obviously be perfect, and anyone who’s ever said anything negative about your obsession must be wrong. If you’re not a 13-year-old troll, you must be one of the most twisted, deluded, narcissistic clinical lycanthropes in this corner of the Earth.
And once I’ve finished the piece I specifically want to show here, you’ll see why I am an artist, and you are not.
Beauty is only skin deep, my delightfully fiendish foe.
And beauty is something you are lacking in all shapes, ways, and forms.
@Garuda
I must say you are proving to be quite a wily and elusive foe.
@Nathan
Kiddie playground insults and implications that Garuda is some ridiculous cliche stereotype, truly shows how ignorant you are. A child can come up with a more witty and logical retort than you. Maybe you’d have a shread of dignity left if you at least tried to accept Garuda’s challenge.
@Mishi
Why would you I want to accept that loser’s challenge anyway? I’m not in the mood for games.
@Garuda
The Grinch isn’t as bad looking as you think he is, sure he’s green and hairy and has glowing yellow eyes and happens to have bugs crawling around in his mouth but he’s quite a nice guy – sure he starts off being all miserly at the beginning but at the end his heart grows three sizes and he becomes all nice. And he’s super strong too.
Whether you like it or not, Werekatt did that racoon photomanip and he put his heart and soul into and that’s all that matters.
I do know what original means. So you do not need to tell me.
And as for your challenge, sounds tempting but no, i won’t accept it. Now don’t get me wrong, i’d be glad to to, it’s not that i’m scared or anything, it’s just that i’m going to be busy practically all week.
And fyi i’m not a retarded 13 year old troll or an overweight basement dweller, i am 5’7 and weigh 170lbs, i am perfectly fit and healthy. I have no disability or anything, that’s just you and everyone else here fucking with my mind. And fyi I don’t even eat go to Macdonalds anymore.
Look, all the information that they say about me on here is false, i really am a weregrinch – and there are millions of my kind all over the world, and also the number of people that are actually grinches in disguise gets bigger every year.
“it’s just that i’m going to be busy practically all week.”
prove it by not posting for a while fucktard.
Done and done.
@Anonymous
Your wish is my command, master. *vanishes*
For someone who posted TWICE IN THREE MINUTES to a response asking them not to post, you’re certainly still a regular poster.
So….. Umm… This is over now, right?
I guess so.
holy fucking hell that raccoon photo manip is HORRIBLE. there are people actually defending it on dA saying its “great”
holy crap it is total shit
Oh my god, I have been reading this, on how many different platforms is weregrinch taking on the net? I was getting a few laughs, but still, it’s actually a bit disturbing. Most worrying for me is the young girl who appears in all his “professional makeup” deviations. Will she be safe? I mean, if he “transforms” when all this gets too much for him… Hmmm. I remember adding the guy just because i read a couple of totally non-were related posts and added him because he is a 30-something and I don’t run into them too often on dA. Anyway, I think I might just keep him in my watch, if he shows signs of truly coming undone I’m taking the first flight to NZ to rescue his makeup slave.
Oh, and that raccoon manip made mespit on the screen with laughter, SO bad.
@Ratty
She’s not my slave alright, she’s a friend of mine. Don’t believe everything you read on here. And that racoon manip was not so bad, it’s actually kinda cute.
@Nathan Theodore Gabrell
Listen, I don’t know what you are and the other dickheads on this site think, but i’m NOT a werejohncandy – i’m a weregrinch. And another thing, your name is just a bad parody of my own name.
MY GAWD, CAN IT GET ANY MORE AWFUL….
This werekatt’s work…it…SUCKS. That is one depressed-looking raccoon, it looks like it needs some Valium or someething! LULZ. And nathan you are a stupid fag for thinking that a grinch can be some kind of were-creature. OH fucking HELL for sake’s sake!
You’re the even stupider fag here.
My gawd, he keeps bringing up this stupid picture AND werekatt, STILL! He keeps talking about this godawful picture.
@nathan, you are still an overgrown faggot that eats his own shit.
@DumbOldDork
It does not suck, why it’s absolutely beautiful, the pose, and the proportions are just lovely. You’re just too blind to see the truth beauty of it.
@AnonTheAnon
It’s not stupid, it’s a lovely picture and i’m not an overgrown faggot and i don’t eat my own shit, unlike you – you eat yours so much you practically spew it out on a regular basis and feed the leftovers to that hideous Metokur Chimera of yours.
IT’S HIDEOUS. NUF SAID.
I HOPE THE WHOS OF WHOVILLE HAVE THEIR ROAST BEAST WHEN THE GRINCH PISSES THEM OFF!
Poor Cindy-Lou, wanted a roast grinch but instead she got a shoe…this year though, the Whos vowed to get her one, so she decided to also get her own gun for fun!
LULZ
And that raccoon still sucks!
No it doesn’t, it was pretty good in comparison to your crappy work.
@Anon
Sorry, but you’re not suppposed to use guns in the Seuss realm.
I can use whatever the fuck I want in his realm…it’s not YOUR realm!
LULZ
@Anon
I know that, but I don’t think you would want to harm a grinch though. We haven’t done anything to you.
@AnonTheAnon
Actually with each realm there are set of rules, and one of the rules of the Seussvile realm is that you cannot use guns.
Sorry toots.
Oh yes I would harm the grinch. I would watch it fall to its impending doom off a cliff right after letting my pets chew off its legs!
I’m afraid that i won’t let that happen, sorry Anon.
@AnonTheAnon
Ah ah ah, you forget the grinch has superhuman strength and agility – he could easily just leap back up and finish you off.
@AnonTheAnon
Grinches have super human strength and agility, the grinch would easily PWN you in a fight.
Also that was not me who got banned from Bluesbrothers central that was my friend.
Get your facts straight next time.
I don’t believe so, nathan, you are a faggot with too much fantasy. The weregrinch isn’t real and this would never HAPPEN. If it is REAL, show us some proof, FAGGOT, and stop fucking lying your tongue off about it already. Also, you are not a producer, I tried to look up your credits online and found NOTHING. A creditable producer would be in the online results. Apparently you are lying your ass off about this fact too. HOO HOO, I’M A FUCKING WEREGRINCH FAGGOT WITH NOTHING TO DO BUT MARY SUE EVERYTHING, BAAAWWWWW!!!!!!
I beg your pardon, i do NOT mary sue anything. And another thing, you cannot tell me what does and does not exist. i mean how would YOU like it if i told you that your favorite superhero , game character, book character or comic book heroine wasn’t real?
I bet you’d be crushed if i told you that the metokur chimera wasn’t real either, well let me tell you something, it isn’t, you just made it up – because you are a no talent whore with a poor imagination that you use for trolling and other evil purposes.
And you’re the one who is lying, i mean, you? An artist? There’s no way i n hell that’s even remotely true, i mean all i’ve seen of your gallery is crappy mpsaint sccreencaps and recolours.
It will be a cold day in Hell’s kitchen when you became famous.
You just need to learn to respect other people’s opininons.
@AnonTheAnon
Technically i am not lying about the producer thing, we’re just not a big name company yet.
Also the weregrinch is real and there is plenty of proof to back it up.
And you’re the one to talk – your creation the Metokur Chimera just screams Mary Sue.
@AnonTheAnon
And so are you. But you don’t realise that the weregrinch IS real and that you’re too dumb to realise it.
Must I always spell check for you? You…run a company? LULZ! RIGHT, FAGGOT. You shouldn’t even be OL typing this shit, it will come back to haunt you later if so. Everyone knows your real name and you will be discredited upon the rememberance of it. STOOPID YOU. I bet you are lying, just as you are lying about the weregrinch, faggot. No proof? Forget it, no one is ever going to believe you except your mangy pikachu friend or your gay closet monsters or your bruce dolly. You are like a Michael Jackson wanting to molest little kids in the wings, trying to be a “professional”. OH PUHLEAZE.
Like you’re any better you sick old witch, you probably lure innocent children into your house and then fatten them up and eat them.
And it’s “realize”, not fucking REALISE, DUMBASS.
Learn2fuckingSPELL. All the REAL professionals are doing it! HELL…they can AFFORD spell checker software! Maybe if you are a producer, you should produce being productive in productively getting a productive program to check your non-productivity. IDIOT. My IQ is much higher…knowing jack about all the fucking movies, it does not make you intelligent…it just makes you a NERD. Have more than average common sense makes you fucking intelligent. Sorry to say, but most of these blokes here are much more intelligent than YOU.
@AnonTheAnon
First of all, i’m not a child molester and neither was Michael Jackson…. Michael Jackson was innocent. INNOCENT!
Second of all Nathan Forester is my real name. And i’m not lying about anything unlike you.
Thirdly, Bruce is NOT a doll.
And fourth – you don’t look that smart to me, you just look like some dumb chick who got wasted.
@AnonTheAnon
Like i’m ever going to believe anything you say.
@AnonTheAnon
I know your real name too Aibee Haeten.
@AnonTheAnon
And for the record MJ was NOT a child molester and neither am I. We’re both innocent. INNOCENT!!!
LULZ, NATHAN….YOU KNOW NOTHING! That is not my real name, FAGGOT. AAANNNNNKKKKK!!! You just won a cruise for life on the Failboat of Misery! Also, me wasted? PFFTTT…
I hardly ever DRINK. The last time I had a drink was last Christmas. TRY AGAIN AS ALWAYS, FAGGOT, YOU CERTAINLY DO NOT KNOW ME THAT WELL, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@AnonTheAnon
Also I know how to spell you ignorant whore. I know that it’s spelled realisze and yes I do have spell checking software – but apparently you don’t. Especially seeing as you resort to using memes as your defence including Chuck Norris, Gordon Ramsay, I Am Disapoint, Sammich, and other retarded memes.
INNOCENT!!! THAT JUST SCREAMS BAAAAWWWWWW TO ME, FAG. TRY SOMETHING ELSE. YOU FAIL AT EMPHASIZING….
@AnonTheAnon
And I don’t even want to know you. You sound like one of my brother’s ex girlfriends.
AND WEREKATT’S PHOTOMANIPS WILL STILL SUCK. DO YOU SUCK HIS PENOR FOR HIM, OR DOES LITTLE BECCACHU?
@AnonTheAnon
Ah ah ah, it doesn’t scream BAAAWWW. MJ was innocent and so am I. We’re not child molesters or pedophiles, so there. And I do NOT fail at emphasising.
@AnonTheAnon
Well if you think they’re so bad why don’t YOU try and do a photomanip? Come on.
@AnonTheAnon
Werekatt’s photomanips aren’t that bad. If you really think they’re that bad then i’d like to see you try and do one – come on, put your money where your mouth is.
@AnonTheAnon
If you think that you could do better than Werekatt at photomanips, then i’d love to see you try.
I don’t HAVE to fucking do anything, Nathan. I don’t have time to waste on doing your so-called “deeds”. It’s called being an adult, which you haven’t seemed to grasp yet with your Michael Jackson/Pee Wee Herman personality that still hasn’t realized that Bruce Campbell is a plastic doll/action figure. I took Advertisement and I have been an artist all of my fucking life, which you apparently are a “wannabe” with poor taste. That account on DA, is not my real art account. My real art account is flourishing with art! But you will never see it, because you are not worthy.
And about Werekatt’s fucking photomanips…PFFFFTTTT. WHO CARES! Just because I don’t make one for you, doesn’t mean I CAN’T. It means that you don’t get to have your wish to comment and put it down, which is exactly what you fucking plan to do. BAWWWWW!!!!111oneoneone I guess you don’t get your wish today, FAGGOT MANCHILD.
Stop with the pedophilia and manchild jokes already and bruce campbell is aa real guy. And you’re the one who should grow up, stop trolling me already and get a job. A job that prevents you from using a computer – like say a bricklayer or something or one that makes you work 24 hours so you won’t have to come back here.
BAAAW I’M ANON, I HAVE NO TALENT AND MY GALLERY SUCKS.
@AnonTheAnon
Also I am a fan of his, and I hate it when people say bad things about people i like or am a fan of.
@AnonTheAnon
I’m not a manchild or a faggot. And Bruce Campbell is more of a good luck charm.
Oh really? Then how come i’ve never seen any of YOUR art in the big art galleries, huh?
Maybe because you don’t know my real name, Nathan. LULZ. You NEVAR will! NEVAR! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Because you are a faggot with a mind of a child. That makes you a manchild. You are the IRL Spongebob with many annoyed at you so much, they cannot stand you. I bet you make up your little life, because that is all you can do to keep from being pushed down into the sidewalks again. BAAWWWWW
@AnonTheAnon
There is no way I am Spongebob IRL, i’m more of a Jim Carrey type IRL.
And I’m guessing your REAL name is really long and imposible to pronounce.
I bet you are the IRL Cruella De Vil.
@AnonTheAnon
You must have a name that’s incredibly long and difficult to pronounce.
@AnonTheAnon
And enough with the BAAAAAWWWW already. Internet memes are NOT a form of language.
@AnonTheAnon
Enough with the BAAAAAWWW already, internet memes are not a form of language and get really old fast – especially ones like Chuck Norris.
They are when we are on OL. STFU if you don’t like it, and you don’t have to be on this site if you don’t like what people are saying either, you know…up to you. If you don’t leave, LUMP IT. Don’t go BAAAAWWWWWing then.And about language, you’re sure one to talk….YOUR GRAMMAR SUCKS, SO DOES YOUR SPELLING!
@AnonTheAnon
Fine, i’ll leave.
RIIIIIIGHTTT…YOU’LL BE BACK FOR MOAR PUMMELING SOON ENOUGH. YOÚR AUTISM SAYS SO.
SO, Nathan….is this “Team Nathan” with you, Andria, and Becca…is that your shout-out name for “threesome”? LULZ
@Nathan F
Seriously, let’s go do something better with our time than argue on this puny site. Let’s go.
@AnonTheAnon
No, Team Nathan is NOT a name for my threesome, it’s the name of our superhero troll fighting team of Deviants on DA.
@Andria Kilgore
I’ll tell you about it on my blog, meet me there.
Why the hell was my post edited? I wasn’t being bigoted or unreasonable, and I was trying to make a positive argument toward not humiliating Nathan more than he already has been.
@ Andria like look at dead corpses, you necrophiliac nazi?
@ Nathan “team nathan” sounds like some faggy superteam from the 70′s, full of fail and aids.
lots of aids.
@DG
Oh hardy har har, how funny and clever. How long did it take for you to pull that one out of your ass DG?
There, I pulled one of YOUR insults on you.
@ Nathan lol you fail.
what a pathetic attempt at one-up man-ship.
here is a nice insult, STFU up nathan, you tub of syphilitic menstrual blood.
you make a pile of dog shit look like it could win the nobel peace prize in quantum astro-physics, while sucking its own cock.
@DG: Nazi, yes, necrophiliac, that too. Ever hear of a website called CDG (Cute Dead Guys) that is a necrophiliac gore site targeted toward women? I’m a member.
@ Andria so you are proud to be a nazi and a sick fuck?
wow you are mentally deranged, seek help before you hurt someone or yourself.
lol
@DG
Oh wow, how clever of you. MOAR shit come from the man known as demongoat. Bravo.
@Nathan lol considering you are just parroting what i say, i’d say so.
at least i can come up with my own shit, what about you scumbag?
@DG
Hey I can come up with mine and i have a reason for parroting your insults, because you’re that easy to imitiatee.
@Nathan lol the fact that imitating someone else is pathetic is lost on you apparently.
i’d like to see you come up with something above a school yard taunt nathan, you rectal wart.
@DG
And I would like to see you do the same too, and i can do better than school yard insults, i can do Blackadder insults too.
@nathan Blackadder insults? You mean like the ones you made on Blues Brothers Central that got you banned? LULZ
@DG nathan making school yard insults to me should get his butt mangled in the monkey bars right after I punch the lunch out of his stomach, LOL
@DG: Where did you get the idea that I’m mentally deranged and will hurt someone? Neither are true, you festering genital lesion.
@AnonTheAnon
I was not banned from Blues Bros Central that was a damn lie, and besides I wouldn’t expect a simpleton like you or goatman over there to understand.
BAAAWWWWW IGOT BANNED FROM BLUES BROTHERS CENTRAL BECAUSE THEY SAID NO WEREJOHNCANDIES ALLOWED AND DINT LIKE MY WEREBELUSHIS EITHER!!!!!1111ONE
I THINK I’M GONNA GO AN HERO NAO BAAAAWWWWWW
If Nathan wasn’t trolled, he’d have no LIFE
LULZ
@NathanTheBanHammeredOne
Oh Ha ha, very funny Anon.
@AnonTheAnon: Shut up, fucktard. Harassing Nathan will only make yourself look bad.
@Andria STFU, bitch, or you’re not getting any more doggy-style in the bedroom. Or DOG TREATS. Now go and make me a sammich!
@Nathan F: That’s not really you who wrote that comment. You’d never tell me to STFU, call me a bitch or order me around, and I don’t do doggy-style sex either. NEVER IN MY LIFE have I eaten a dog treat. Now you STFU, impostor, or you’ll be gutted and burned just like a Jew.
@Andria Kilgore
Ignore those assholes, they’re all fakes. And i’d never do anything like that to you.
These impersonators must be aliens or something.
Andria, I said get in the bedroom….NAO! I need my lesbian sex so I can write better stories!
@Fake Nathan
Stop. You are NOT me, reveal your true form shapeshifter.
I am Nathan. I go to a special school full of retards who lack intellectual abilities! I found Metokur and decided to white knight for Werekatt because you thought his work sucks. Well, I said I would listen to my dad about you trolls, but my Nintendo broke so now I am back again.
IT’S ALL YOUR GUYS’ FAULT FOR MAKING ME THE WAY I AM!
BAAAAWWWWWWWWW
@Mariana Hanks who lies about being female
Oh ha ha, very funny. Cut it out Anon, we all know it’s you – just like that bogus fake MarianaHanks Deviantart account, all of the evidence points to you. I mean who else would come up with a bogus fake account and use a bad MSPaint picture for an avatar? Oh that’s right, you – Anon.
@Mariana Hanks who lies about being female
Hey Anon, nice cover up – I see you’re hiding behind another fake name on here and on DA.
Oh look I think i’ve found the zipper at the back of your costume, Mariana or should I say Anon.
*pulls the zipper down, revealing that it’s really Anon*
Nice try Anon but I still know that it’s you, the fake ‘Mariana’ account isn’t fooling anyone.
Take off the disguise Anon, I know it’s you.
You should talk Mariana Wannabe Famous, because you a shit and the shittiest of the shittiest ever.
@Nathan Wants Ghey Sex With Rents
Oh great another fake. Listen, the name is NOT Mariana, it’s Nathan. And I do NOT want gay sex with Rents, rents is disgusting – i’d rather touch a dog’s infected ear then have sex with him.
Okay what is with these horrible impersonations of me and who is the one responsible for these?
Oh Nathan baybee, you missed out on some great sex and pillow fights. Sorry I couldn’t get you past virgin last night. By the way, I wanted to let you know that….
I’M REALLY A MAN.
Anon, you’d do anything to ruin my reputation even go so far as impersonate me.
@Fake Andria
Shut up, you’re not the real Andria. I know that you’re really Midnight-oyl, he so blatantly told me that he’s been impersonating the real Andria on here.
You know what Anon, i’ve noticed that you and Anon have a lot in common, you’re both common online trolls, both of you have an absolutely disgusting personality online and like to pick on me for absolutely no reason at all.
You two would make a great couple, in fact you two should start dating.
Everyone, I have an announcement….
I’M AUTISTIC! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TO RESPECT ME, KISS MY ASS AND BE MY LOYAL SUBJECTS. HEY, DID YOU JUST SCREENCAP THAT AND MSPAINT IT? I’M REPORTING YOU!!!!
TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL
YOU WILL GET BANNED!!!
@Fake Rebbecca
Wait, you’re not Rebbecca. You’re an evil alien shapeshifter.
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1. I’m sick of you using the terms parroting and faggot.
2. I’m sick of your trolling in general.
3. I’m sick of you and Midnight-Oyl saying insulting things when i’m not on here.
4. I am not Mariana, Mariana is not who i am, i am the one and only, the single solitary doer of trickery and grinchy deeds, purveyor of grinchiness and interloper of badassery, threat to trolls everywhere. i am badass, i am grinchy – i am Nathan Forester. i am not Mariana, Mariana is not my name, for the name Mariana is not the correct name to address me by because it’s not my name, if you were to address me by the name Nathan Forester that would be correct, for my name is Nathan Forester and i will only be addressed by that name which is Nathan Forester.
5. You and Midnight-Oyls are the ones sinknig, sinking so low nobody can hear you.
6. Technically i was only pointing out that the raccoon photomanip was not that bad, but apparently that retard Habermann didn’t listen, he mistook it as trolling.
Nice copypasta from dA, MARIANA HANKS!
What a bunch of bullfuckingshit!
@Midnight-Oyl
That’s not the real me that is the fake me, and another thing – do NOT call me Mariana, Mariana is not my name, that is the correct name to address me by for it is not my name, if you were to address me as Nathan that would be correct – for my name is Nathan Forester.
Nice try Midnight-Boyl, but you ain’t fooling me – i know that was you who is posing as me on here – same with the fake Andria’s, you don’t fool me that easily.
And another thing, don’t call me Mariana that is not the correct name to address me by, if you were to refer to me as Nathan Forester that would be correct for my name is Nathan Forester and i will only be addressed by that name which is Nathan Forester.
Shall we keep you guessing, you obviously have bad mind-reading skills!
lol
From now on, you are only to address me as Nathan and not Mariana, for Mariana is NOT my name.
It is your REAL name, Mariana! You are also from Romania, have an uncle in Transylvania that taught you how to suck people’s blood and your other uncle Frankenstein transplanted that second head onto your body!
@Nathan is really a Mariana Hanks
No it isn’t, Mariana is NOT my real name and i’m not a bloodsucker, i don’t have two heads or an uncle who is a vampire or one is a frankenstein – and i’m not a gypsy thing, all the things and EGY said about people from romania are just negative stereotypes brought on by early 50′s horror movies.
Get a real life and stop trolling me and trying to impersonate me.
No it isn’t, Mariana is NOT my real name and i’m not a bloodsucker, i don’t have two heads or an uncle who is a vampire or one is a frankenstein – and i’m not a gypsy either, all the things and EGY said about people from romania are just negative stereotypes brought on by early 50′s horror movies.
Get a real life and stop trolling me and trying to impersonate me.
Yeesh, out of all the impersonators on here you are the worst and the name is Nathan and i am a man so STFU before i smash your head like a melon.
@Nathan who is really a Mariana Hanks
How many times must i tell you morons, my name is not Mariana and i’m not a girl and i’ m not from Romania, everything you say is a lie and the same goes for EGY and Midnight-Oyl, everything they say is a lie, they don’t know anything about me. I’m not a bloodsucker, i don’t have two-heads, i don’t eat hamsters, i’m not overweight, i’m not a woman, i’m not a werejohncandy, i don’t have a lizards tail so STFU already. Yeesh, of all the impersonators on here you are the worst, you don’t even know me. And you never will.
Fuck you, and fuck Metokur.org.
And i know it’s obviously you, Anon – who else would try to impersonate me but end up in epic FAIL? Yeah that’s right i know it is you, so give it up already.
I took down all the hate journals about you on DA, along with the blog entries about you so just please stop trolling me already.
My name is not Mariana alright it’s Nathan, i am a guy not a woman, and i’m not from Romania. So STFU already.
@Nathan Who Is Really A Mariana Hanks
Oh alright Anon, i know it is you who is behind this, so drop the troll act already – you’re not fooling anyone.
@Nathan Who Is Really A Mariana Hanks
And if you refer to me as Mariana one more time, i will rip your spinal cord out and use your ribcage as a xylophone.
@Nathan Who Is Really a Mariana Hanks
You = Fail.
Attention fake Nathan, i have something to tell you – my name is not Mariana and i am not a woman from romania, i’m not fat or a bloodsucker or a hamster eater and i only have one head and i don’t have a lizard tail and i don’t wear braces, sit in a wheelchair, or drool at the mouth or say hurr hurr – those are all things that the stupid troll Eyesglowyellow made up to get my goat.
Please return to your normal regular lives and don’t come back to troll me again.
Attention fake Nathan, i have something to tell you – my name is not Mariana and i am not a woman from romania, i’m not fat or a bloodsucker or a hamster eater and i only have one head and i don’t have a lizard tail and i don’t wear braces, sit in a wheelchair, or drool at the mouth or say hurr hurr – those are all things that the stupid troll Eyesglowyellow made up to get my goat.
Please return to your normal regular lives and don’t come back to troll me again.
And i will continue to spam the comments of this crappy article until the fake Nathan’s get it right.
You just admitted to spamming, Mariana. BRAVO!
I like pie
HURR HURR, I JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY PANTS! I WAS TOO LAZY TO GET AWAY FROM MY INTERNETZ WHILE TROLLING YOU ALL!
Nice try EGY but that impersonation is terrible, work on it so more will ya?
It seems to that me that a certain troll *cough Anon/Eyesglowyellow* thinks impersonating me is funny, well it isn’t, they’re doing a crappy job – and it’s even crappier than their gallery.
@Nathan Sez
Nice try EGY, but that impersonation of me is as crappy as the mspaint screencaps in your gallery and even worse than that Andria impersonation Midnight-Oyl did – you’re not fooling me one bit.
Take off the mask, NAO.
EGY, we know it’s you – as i am not that dumb, you don’t see me going “Hurr hurr” or drooling at the mouth or wearing braces or sitting in a wheelchair, because you just made that shit up to annoy me, same with the blood-sucking, hamster-eating, lizard tail two-headed succubus stuff, you just made that shit up to annoy me – just like you’ve done with that fake Eyesglowyellow troll account – which you should be deactivating, because i’m sick and tired of it.
Nice try EGY but you seriously fail. -1 internets for you.
Look i’ve been ignoring you on deviantart all day EGY, the least you can do is knock off those horrible impersonations of me.
THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU. You can’t ignore ANYTHING for even 3 SECONDS! lol, who’s the FAIL here? HUH?
Knock it off already EGY.
Look i’m sorry about everything i’ve ever said about you and Midnight-Oyl alright, just stop trolling me already – just take down all the hate journals about me already and move on.
Take the hate journals down already EGY.
Just stop already EGY.
HALLOWEEN IS MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY BECAUSE I CAN BE WHATEVER I WANT TO….
MOMMY SAYS I SHOULD DRESS UP LIKE SHREK BECAUSE I MAKE A CUTE TROLL!
Oh alright who the hell are you? Are you Midnight Oyl? Habermann? Rents? Anon? Mishi? Who the hell are you?
REVEAL YOURSELF AT ONCE.
Alright Anon, i know that you’re the one impersonating me no cut it out – look i’ve been ignoring you on deviantart for the last 2 days, i haven’t visited your crappy profile at all or looked at your crappy gallery or commented on your crappy hate journals so just stop already and get a life.
Just
Alright Anon, i know that you’re the one impersonating me no cut it out – look i’ve been ignoring you on deviantart for the last 2 days, i haven’t visited your crappy profile at all or looked at your crappy gallery or commented on your crappy hate journals so just stop already and get a life.
Just stop already you’re driving me insane, you horrid insensitive little bitch.
Just leave me alone, deactivate your deviantart account, delete all your journals and all the crappy pictures in your gallery and just turn off your fucking computer and get a real life, and a boyfriend because i have had it with you and your constant trolling.
So just STFU and GTFO already.
Alright Anon, i know that you’re the one impersonating me no cut it out – look i’ve been ignoring you on deviantart for the last 2 days, i haven’t visited your crappy profile at all or looked at your crappy gallery or commented on your crappy hate journals so just stop already and get a life.
Just stop already you’re driving me insane, you horrid insensitive little bitch.
Just leave me alone, deactivate your deviantart account, delete all your journals and all the crappy pictures in your gallery and just turn off your fucking computer and get a real life, and a boyfriend because i have had it with you and your constant trolling.
So just STFU and GTFO alread
Alright Anon, i know that you’re the one impersonating me no cut it out – look i’ve been ignoring you on deviantart for the last 2 days, i haven’t visited your crappy profile at all or looked at your crappy gallery or commented on your crappy hate journals so just stop already and get a life.
Just stop already you’re driving me insane, you horrid insensitive little bitch.
Just leave me alone, deactivate your deviantart account, delete all your journals and all the crappy pictures in your gallery and just turn off your fucking computer and get a real life, and a boyfriend because i have had it with you and your constant trolling.
So just STFU and GTFO already.
@Fake Nathan F
Anon, will you stop with the crappy impersonations already?
Anon, stop impersonating me already.
Anon for love of god just stop impersonating me, i want my identity back.
I WANT MY IDENTITY BACK SO JUST GIVE IT BACK ALREADY ANON AND LIVE YOUR OWN LIFE. BECAUSE I’M SICK OF YOU CAUSING PAIN IN MINE.
Anon, just stop already. I mean you don’t see me trying to impersonate you.
Mariana, please come back and give me a lap dance! I love that thing you do when you sit on my lap…you know, that thing you do with your ASS :B
No, not the shitting thing. You save that one for your friend Andria, don’t you?
Okay my name is NOT Mariana, and who the hell are you? You’re not supposed to talk, you’re an inanimate object.
I never use a wheelchair, Anon made that up to get my goat, this is just too weird.
What kindd of mind fuckery is this?
Habermann, do not listen to Anon, she only thinks i’m a girl named Mariana because her new boytoy Midnight Oyl told her that, heck she would believe anything he tells her, even if he told her that he as really Chuck NORRIS.
Anon is just that dumb, she’ll believe anything.
You’re the one who really started it, you know when reviewing other people’s art it wouldn’t hurt if you just pointed out the good things about it before you go on about what you don’t like about the piece, you’re no Roger Ebert i can tell you that. You’ve just got to learn to respect other people’s opinions, it’s their opinions and they are entitled to them.
I mean nobody is perfect.
Technically Anon, you’re the fail troll here. Your gallery = fail , your hate journals = fail, the shit you make up about me = fail, the fact you’re only friends are little miss raccoon hat, midnight-oyl and that chick who is obssesed with ororichimaru = fail. The fact you think that DG is a god when he’s really an asshole = fail.
You ate a failtroll that cannot be killed you keep getting worse and worse – like why won’t you die already?
For the same reason as to why you won’t quit McDonald’s already and get a real job, maybe Walmart…. Get some bibs and control your dribbling too, I am tired of when you talk you spit through my monitor trying to denounce me through your spit and your hurr-hurring and distracting me with popping wheelies on your wheelchair!
Anon Anon Anon, that’s the same insult you use everytime give it a rest. None of that is true. You just made that up.
I do not say HURR HURR, i don’t drool or spit when i talk and i don’t have a wheelchair and i don’t work at Macdonalds – you just made that shit up to annoy me, you’re just like Rents only worse.
Do yourself a favor and don’t bother reply unless you come up with a more original insult, you’ve used that old “hurr hurr drooling idiot who works at macdonalds” one hundreds of times already and it’s gotten as stale as your crappy mspaint screencaps.
Anon, you’re only saying that because you’re a whore who has to work as a waitress at Hooters, you got fired from your previous job for being too whiny about it, therefore you are the fail here.
Just an hero already, no one’s gonna care if you dare, heck just kill yourself now, do what Midnight-Oyl’s wife did to kill herself, combine sleeping pills and alcohol and drink it in heavy doses.
Anon, STFU.
NO U!
No one loves you Anon, deactivate your account already.
GOT MILK?
You seem to have this weird obsession with cows and girls that look like cows with milk spurting from all of their tits! So let’s not go to that playing field of who’s weird than who, shall we?
You love only yourself because no one wants to love a blood-sucking, hamster-eating, two-headed creature like you that has a lizard-like tail and obsesses over cow creature morphs, bad raccoon photomanips, Bruce Campbell, MJ, JC, and fucking JIM FUCKING CARREY.
Also, at least I wasn’t banned from Blues Brothers Central!
Hey that’s not remotely, true i wasn’t on there – i’m the victim here, Anon is the one torturing me. Stop it you wicked hag.
THIS JUST IN: Mariana has TWO DICKS
I unblocked you on DA just to give you a chance to see if you could behave yourself but since i noticed you posted an insulting troll comment in one of my favourites gallery, i’ve decided to reblock you and ignore you, i am the victim here – you are the troll, you set up that godawful fake troll account and you will soon pay for it.
Hopefully you’ll get suspended just like Inuyashasucks just did.
Hey everyone, guess where I live? I live in this brown and white house with two wheelchair vans parked in the front. Guess where that is? I bet you can’t guess, because I am the smarter one here and I want to suck Demongoat’s and Habermann’s dicks. Also, Rents is my new boyfriend forevars.
You’re not me, stop impersonating me Anon, look i appologised for everything already – just deactivate your fake troll accounts and leave me alone already.
“GOT MILK?
You seem to have this weird obsession with cows and girls that look like cows with milk spurting from all of their tits! So let’s not go to that playing field of who’s weird than who, shall we?
Nathan Forrester says:
October 9, 2010 at 2:42 pm
You love only yourself because no one wants to love a blood-sucking, hamster-eating, two-headed creature like you that has a lizard-like tail and obsesses over cow creature morphs, bad raccoon photomanips, Bruce Campbell, MJ, JC, and fucking JIM FUCKING CARREY.”
Nice try trying to impersonate me Anon but your impersonations of me are even worse than Midnight-Oyl’s crappy Andria impersonation, and even more than so that the craphole you have of a gallery on DA, i mean have you even looked at your own work? I am the victim here, you are the one trolling me and torturing me like the cruel dungeon mistress you are – along with your creepy redneck loverboy Midnight-Oyl – and your creepy little gang of fans include that freak with the raccoon on her head and the crazed psycho woman who is obssessed with the joker.
And again with the Hamster-eating, blood-sucking, two-headed, succubus, lizard-tailed whatever you think i am. You just made that up to insult me, and that got old centuries again, sing a new song will ya? No one wants to listen to an ugly, spoiled, selfish, whore who trolls deviants like me for no reason and worships a man who likes using a satanic sounding name to piss off people on christian forums.
Just an HERO already, nobody likes you Anon, you’re just another bad troll, a very bad troll.
I am innocent, i am the victim here – it’s Anon, Midnight-Oyl and the rest of the metokur freaks that are the trolls, they did this to me, i’ve done nothing wrong – leave me alone already.
Anon, enough with the bad impersonations already.
Anon, get yourself a boyfriend to abuse and never come back here.
This just in, Eyesglowyellow is the real troll.
Anon, you use the same stupid insults all over again, i’m not the two-headed, lizard tailed, blood sucking, hamster-eating sucubus here – you are, in fact i know for a fact that you like to use men for your own selfish purposes and then kill them and eat their bones, that’s what happened to your previous boyfriend, you used him, killed him , and then ate his bones.
You are the real succubus Anon, and much like DG you are so evil that hell itself spat you out.
Midnight-Oyl, please stop already – the name is not Mariana nor i am a woman, i am a shapeshifter and i can turn into practically anyone or anything i want and as for that horrible bite you gave me, i washed the wound off with some of the vomit that came from EGY’S big fat mouth,
I can already become a werecreature, and i didn’t want be turned into a wereredneckcannibal or whatever YOU are, after all i’d hate to be you, and have to take pictures of tacky cars and posting them online for people to see, nor would i want to listen to a bunch of boring old death related country songs from the 60′s, i also didn’t want the desire to eat human flesh or to keep a creepy looking human skull with no teeth on top of my tv set – there’s no way i would want to be YOU.
Ha, ha… have fun with your bullshitting, spamming and trolling, MARIANA!
@Midnight-Oyl
Listen i am sick and tired of you constantly picking on me.
I have done nothing to you, i already took down that story about you.
So there is no reason for you to continue.
And please stop calling me Mariana, for that is a girl’s name and i am not a girl i really am a GUY and my name is Nathan and from now on you must address me as such.
And also please stay the hell away from my blog, it wasn’t meant for people like you to troll around in, it’s a troll free zone – and your ‘comments’as you put them – are what i consider trolling – same with Anonymous’s comments, and if i ever see any more comments from you i will delete them and then ignore you because i know your words aren’t true, you’re just trying to get under my skin and bleed me dry like the bloodthirsty leech that you are.
@Midnight-Oyl
This has gone far enough now leave me alone please.
Anon is the real troll, i have screencapped her profile page and her journals in case you need evidence.
She’s a fucking troll you jackass, get it through your big thick head of yours.
And stop calling me Mariana already, for the last time the name is Nathan and i really am a male – i’m not a 21 year old romanian chick or any of those you said about me.
EGY is the real troll. I mean have you even taken a look at her gallery? Well if you have i’ve got two words for you: HATE ART because that is what it consists of other than poor mspaint screencaps.
One of these days she is gonna get the same treatment she is giving me, and she’ll ultimately get banned from DA and no one will be able to help her – not even you.
You are the one spreading all the lies and bullshit, and it’s all going to come down on you.
The only thing good about you is your DA gallery, your personality on the other hand is not so good.
@Midnight-Oyl
Uh hellooooo, earth to Grandpa Darell.. your little friend EGY is a troll you jackass – she sent up that whole account to troll me and you’re dumb enough to fall for it. She’s a fucking troll you jackass, get it through your thick skull.
And i’m not a woman, my name is NOT Mariana and i really a man and my name is Nathan.
I’ve just had about had it with you, just stop already.
Stop leaving insulting comments on my blog, and stop making up shit about me that isn’t true.
@Midnight-Oyl
Please stop calling me Mariana and please stop claiming i’ ma woman, i’m not a woman and my name is not Mariana, okay?
The truth of the matter is that your little friend EGY is the real troll, she set up that fake troll account to troll me and her gallery is filled with hate art and not to mention her hate journals. Open your eyes, man – what you are both doing is wrong, very wrong.
One of these days she’s going to get treated the same way she is treating me and she’ll ultimately get banned from DA forever once the admins catch wind of her evil ways – and there’s nothing you’ll be able to do about it.
And even if you make an account ban appeal to the helpdesk, that won’t do a thing to bring her back if she gets banned.
You might as well give up, i’ve had it with you – i don’t want anything to do with you.
The truth of the matter is that your little friend EGY is the real troll, she set up that fake troll account to troll me and her gallery is filled with hate art and not to mention her hate journals. Open your eyes, man – what you are both doing is wrong, very wrong.
One of these days she’s going to get treated the same way she is treating me and she’ll ultimately get banned from DA forever once the admins catch wind of her evil ways – and there’s nothing you’ll be able to do about it.
@Midnight-Oyl
“Ha, ha… have fun with your bullshitting, spamming and trolling, MARIANA.”
I’m not trolling or bullshitting and there’s no way i’m going to turn into a clone of you, i was cured of werecannibalredneckism ages ago.
And please stop referring to me as Mariana, i’d prefer it if you called me Nathan as i am not a girl i am a guy.
The truth of the matter is that your little friend EGY is the real troll, she set up that fake troll account to troll me and her gallery is filled with hate art and not to mention her hate journals.
Open your eyes, man – what you are both doing is wrong, very wrong.
One of these days she’s going to get treated the same way she is treating me and she’ll ultimately get banned from DA forever once the admins catch wind of her evil ways – and there’s nothing you’ll be able to do about it.
The truth of the matter is that your little friend EGY is the real troll, she set up that fake troll account to troll me and her gallery is filled with hate art and not to mention her hate journals. Open your eyes, man – what you are both doing is wrong, very wrong.
One of these days she’s going to get treated the same way she is treating me and she’ll ultimately get banned from DA forever once the admins catch wind of her evil ways – and there’s nothing you’ll be able to do about it.
You know the song Asshole by Dennis Leary? Well i think that song would fit Midnight-Oyl perfectly, he should make it his new theme song.
He definitely deserves his own villain sucks song, as do Rents, Habermann, and EGY as well as DG.
You know that song “I’m A Loser” by Beck? That song fits you squarely.
OR…that song by Blink 182, “What’s My Name Again” since you can’t seem to figure out if you are a he/she/it/thing or if you are a nathan forester/growler/mariana hanks aka the retard
lol
*singing to the tune of DS by Michael Jackson*
Darell Wilhelm is a cold man
Darell Wilhelm is a cold man
Darell Wilhelm is a cold man.
Fuck off, I am not a cold man. I’m actually very nice, but you’ll never get that through your dense skull because I butthurt you when I exposed your real identity, and again when I impersonated your stupid little friend Andria.
Everyone Midnight-Oyl is a dick.
Everyone, I am a dick. Midnight-Oyl should lean me over his knee and I should prepare fot rhe ass-beating of a lifetime because I deserve it!
No, you’d be the dick if you were really a guy. You’re a fucking retarded cunt, that’s what you are.
The game is on.
You just lost a life…. Your princess is in another castle, you twat, because she ran away since you are too retarded to say anything nice. And she’s allergice to PARROTS, lol
I got a penis in my pants
I got a penis in my pants
I REALLY THINK SO!
I got a penis in my pants
I got a penis in my pants
I REALLY THINK SO!
Nice try Anon, don’t quit your day job… oh wait, you don’t have one.
@AnonTheAnon
STFU, I have already reported you to the helpdesk and your fake DrMusic22-1000 troll account has been banned from DA permanently.
Oh I’m sorry, but lolwut? I was done creating accounts moons ago…but you are obviously too stupid. Be careful of falso accusations or they will bite you in the ass.
@Midnight-Oyl
You? Nice? Ha! I’ll believe THAT the day it starts raining real cats and dogs. You couldn’t be nice to anyone even if you tried, why i bet you 5$ that you can’t say anything nice about me or any of my friends.
As for retardedness, you should be the one talking – after all you are a redneck and you were born in Arkansas – you must have escaped from the Asylum.
I mean that’s possibly the only explaination as to why you are still here. I mean what sane man would keep a replica of a human skull with no teeth on top of his tv and then openly admit that he’d like to try eating human flesh?
You are sick bastard you know that.
I really am a male, and the name is not Mariana and the name is Nathan – so STFU.
Do you not realize that your little friend EGY is the real troll? I mean have you seen her hate journals directed at me? Or are you too blind to see?
One of these days you’re going to have to the same thing happen to you and you’ll get what’s coming to you, same with EGY – ultimately resulting in both of you getting banned from DA for good.
You’re sure one to talk! AHAHAHAHA!!!! I mean, seriously, you aren’t looking any better when you have blocked me and troll my fucking page on DA… You have NO BRAINS.
Also, DW is pretty cool. So are the other ones that have friended my page, so HELL NO with the fucking trolling any one of them… I only troll those that deserve it!
NO U!
@AnonTheAnon
No i think I’m A Loser suits you more, that or Nobody Likes Me (Aka the Worm song).
@Midnight-Oyl
You’re damn right i’m butthurt you big jerk, you keep saying all that shit about me which isn’t true, my name is NOT Mariana it is Nathan and i really am a guy. And another thing, you should be ashamed of yourself for trying to impersonate my friend. You claim that you are nice but i beg to differ. I mean what sane person keeps a replica of a human skull with no teeth on top of his tv and openly admits that they would like to eat human flesh? You have serious creeper tendencies my friend, and not to mention are bordering on serial killer.
You are one fucked up son of a bitch, then again it’s not surprising considering you were born in Arkansas – home of a certain insane asylum – which you probably escaped from.
WHATEVER MARIANA!!!
@Nathan Forrester
Nice try Anon, seriously… .don’t quit your day job, oh wait…you don’t have one.
@Nathan Forrester
Anon, enough with the impersonations already – get a real hobby already.
@Mariana who has two heads and says HURR HURR through drooling
Nice try Anon but the impersonations have got to stop, and by the way – that stuff you said about me isn’t true, i’m not a woman named Mariana, i’m not a blood-sucker, i’m not retarded, i don’t say hurr hurr, i don’t drool, i don’t have two-heads or a lizard tail, and i’m not romanian – so why don’t you STFU already. I’ve already screencapped all your hate journals and your main profile page and reported all your deviations, it’s only a matter of time until you get treated the same way you’re treating me and till you get your punishment and you’ll get banned from DA forever and they’ll be nothing you or anyone else can do.
@Midnight-Oyl
Again everything you and EGY say about me isn’t true, you’re just spreading hatred and rumors. None of that ever happened. You dreamed it all. Now go back to sleep and go back to dreaming about that blonde chick from Dukes Of Hazard or whatever female character you had a crush on as a kid and just leave me by, okay?
OH…but I herd u wrong… I mean, should I join Blues Brothers Central just to get the juicy meat of this so-called TRUTH? I can you know, and you can’t prevent me from doing so… I mean, it’s obvious that you have bullied other sites OL, all I gotta do is type in “weregrinch” and I can find your footsteps…since you are too eager to post weregrinch, so it’s easy to find! What a loser, I mean, you are so easy to track down OL via Google that a fucking bloodhound would have to go on unemployment trying to find you…
@Midnight-Oyl
Everything you say about me is a lie, just knock off the hate and the trolling already. Can’t you just stick to your other hobbies like say….taking photos of tacky cars?
@Midnight-Oyl
The only thing nice about you is your gallery, your personality on the other hand would put Simon Cowell to shame.
@Midnight-Oyl
Again everything you and EGY say about me isn’t true, you’re just spreading hatred and rumors. None of that ever happened. You dreamed it all. Now go back to sleep and go back to dreaming about that blonde chick from Dukes Of Hazard or whatever female character you had a crush on as a kid and just leave me be, okay?
@Midnight-Oyl
What were the people of Arkansas thinking when they let YOU out of the insane asylum?
What was Wairau Valley SPECIAL SCHOOL thinking when they let you run free and wild? LOL! You obviously didn’t learn anything there…did the teachers/counselors cuss and yell, is that why you are so full of shit and piss bent on hatred? Maybe they also taught you that the world is your enemy and that you are the retard, and that you must play the world like it is fucking Halo!
BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BOOM!!!!
lol
Everyone i have something to tell you, Midnight-Oyl is a redneck cannibal with a desire for human flesh and a creepy looking human skull replica with no teeth on top of his tv, he also has piercing yellow eyes, sharp fang-like teeth and a bat-like face.
Midnight-Oyl is not a human at all, in fact he is actually a huge bat-like monster.
This just in: Nathan Forester is really a woman named Mariana Hanks.
@Midnight-Oyl
This just in…. that’s old news. Welcome to 3 weeks ago, grandad.
@Midnight-Oyl
Hey look over there, someone is trying to steal one of the cars you took a photo of.
Hey look over there, Warner Brothers has a nice lawlsuit waiting for your copyright infringement pictures of John Candy being shit on and rehashed as a crappy Photoshooped blood-stain-n-smear poo poo do that makes pre-school art look like Mona Lisas.
@Midnight-Oyl
“This just in: Nathan Forester is really a woman named Mariana Hanks.”
Welcome to the 21st century old timer, tell me are you still having delusions about this Mariana Hanks girl you keep ranting about?
This just in… Midnight Oyl looks like a serial killer and he has an axe in his hand – he wants to bash someone’s brain in, bash it right the hell in.
Midnight-Oyl is a cyber crossdresser, he admitted that he impersonated Andria on here.
Nathan admitted OL that he is really a she, and another clue that gave “him” away, was that he said that “I really do have a penis, it’s in my pants.”
REAL guys do not tell other people that they have a penis in their pants, LITTLE GIRL… INSTEAD, they take a picture of it and post it OL for the world to see, proof that they have one and that it is macho to others that they hath shared the fruitful truth that they have a penis in their pants. :B I hope you don’t go around telling people that…and also, if I were to visit New Zealand, should I ask if there is a Nathan Forester and if…. *IDEA* ACTUALLY…. lol….
You haven’t really heard from Andria since you were banned from Inthe00s and Amiright in 2008, you know full well that it was me posing as her here and on Slapstick Anarchy, and that was my girlfriend posing as her on your blog, again to get your information so me and EGY could tell the world the truth about you.
Nobody listen to Midnight-Oyl, he is delusional and out of his mind.
I listen to him, even you didn’t exist I still would! He is like, one of the most sane people I know! You on the other hand, I would rather listen to DW, because he is not a pedophile, parrot, vampire, hamster-eating two-headed retard that has shit constantly running from his mouth and doesn’t make HURR HURR noises or collect and talk about stupid Walmart-quality stuffed animals that you spent all your inheritance money on (because your parents likely thought to an hero because they are ashamed to have breed something so damn stupid like you).
Now go and sit on the fucking toilet and take a shit already.
Agreed with AnonTheAnon. You should be talking, since you are the delusional one.
@Midnight-Oyl
Uh helloo….. this is ground control to Major Jerk.
He might be Major Jerk, but you are General Lee Insane, and you only got the position kissing ass while you were Private Blowjob.
*the screeching sounds of a werejoshpeck can be heard in the background*
OOOOOH, SCARY. A werejoshpeck wouldn’t be anywhere near scary unless I was scared it was gonna make me GAY…
Don’t say i didn’t warn you, Darell.
You didn’t and he doesn’t need to be warned that you are a retard, he knew long before anyone that you were! lol
Screeeeeeeeeeech!
HUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hear sound of a retard running towards us!
EVERYONE RAISE THEIR NO U! SHIELDS!!!!
lol
@AnonTheAnon
I’m not a woman, and not every guy posts a picture of their penis for the word to say be it online or IRL. Now why don’t you go off with your new redneck boyfriend and go slaughter some pigs?
You said:
“Nathan admitted OL that he is really a she, and another clue that gave “him” away, was that he said that “I really do have a penis, it’s in my pants.”
REAL guys do not tell other people that they have a penis in their pants, LITTLE GIRL… INSTEAD, they take a picture of it and post it OL for the world to see, proof that they have one and that it is macho to others that they hath shared the fruitful truth that they have a penis in their pants. :B I hope you don’t go around telling people that…and also, if I were to visit New Zealand, should I ask if there is a Nathan Forester and if…. *IDEA* ACTUALLY…. lol…”
Listen here shebitch, no one but no one reveals one’s true identity online and gets away with it, both of your dumb fake accounts were taken down and your main one is sure to follow.
“HUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hear sound of a retard running towards us!
EVERYONE RAISE THEIR NO U! SHIELDS!!”
HEHAHAHAHAHAHA! i hear the sound of the wicked shebitch of the west flying towards me on her broomstick along with her new flying monkeys DG, Habermann, Rents and Midnight-Oyl – everyone grab a bucket of water and throw it over her so she’ll melt.
@Midnight-Oyl
“Agreed with AnonTheAnon. You should be talking, since you are the delusional one.”
I’m not delusional, you are and let me tell you something Midnight-Oyl, you are the most fucked up individual i have ever met online. I mean what kind of sane human being admits that they would like to try the taste of ‘flesh’ human or otherwise? And what sane person would keep a creepy looking human skull replica with no teeth on top of their tv?
HINT: I wouldn’t, i’m not that creepy but you would.
Also stop refering to me as Mariana, i am a male and my name really is Nathan – so back off and leave me alone.
I don’t need people like pushing me around and posting shit about me which isn’t true. That is what you are doing, and it is wrong.
Open your eyes man, EGY is a fucking troll – have you not noticed that her gallery is filled with hate art and screenshots she took from other websites. And those journals, they are hate journals – i have already screencapped her profile in cause you need evidence, and i’ve already reported her ‘deviations’ , as well as reporting her to the help desk along with providing links to the numerous hateful comments she directed at me, it will only be a matter of time until she will get treated the same way she treats me and she’ll receive her punishment once the admins catch wind of her wicked ways and BAM! She’ll get banned from DA forever and no one will be able to help her, not you, not DG, not Sasorisgirl3, not Ororichimarusgirl, not anyone.
If that ever comes to light, then I will promise you a website on how stupid weregrinches are, who created this and an earth view of the house the creator lives in, so they can see how retarded you since you must be in some home since I heard you have a couple of wheelchair vans parked in front of it! lol
I also promise to join Blues Brothers Central and find out what really happened in there with all the stupid werebelushi “brothers” of sockpuppet accounts you created, and I also promise to find that site you bullied people on and get more juice out of that, then I will post it on Slapstick Anarchy, here, Deviantart on my other accounts, my EMO EMO EMO blog, and fucking Awkward Zombie, lmao. Think of the possibilities! If you want ruin, I can bring that to you OL. IRL? Fuck, I wouldn’t touch you, whatever…here I rule! WAHAHAHA!!
PS: Stop with trying to “wake up” people about my trolling. I only created that account to troll YOU. Because you are the most retarded person I have EVER known, even since my preschool days where I was the one pushed around. My payback today is and ONLY to punish you for being such a retard to think that things exist when they DON’T, and that hopefully God and Satan will both spank your ass in the right chronological order by being in Heaven to be laughed at by angels and then kicked down to Hell, where Satan and his followers will not only spank you, but kick you in the face/cunt/fake balls and give you 2934230820 lashes before they make you get in a werejohncandy fursuit to dance before them, Satan and Demongoat for all eternity. I hope I go to Hell now, since I want to see this act of fruitfulness and Demongoat may spare me torture if I promise to be his slave, lmao, so that means you don’t have a chance! Prepare to suffer horribly, we are going to make you an eternal PARODY!
“I listen to him, even you didn’t exist I still would! He is like, one of the most sane people I know! You on the other hand, I would rather listen to DW, because he is not a pedophile, parrot, vampire, hamster-eating two-headed retard that has shit constantly running from his mouth and doesn’t make HURR HURR noises or collect and talk about stupid Walmart-quality stuffed animals that you spent all your inheritance money on (because your parents likely thought to an hero because they are ashamed to have breed something so damn stupid like you).
You call me the parrot? You’re the one who keeps using the same insults over and over again. Yo shebitch, sing a new song will ya?
1. I’m not a pedo.
2. I’m not a woman.
3. I’m not parroting.
4. I do not eat hamsters.
5. I am not a succubus.
6. I do not have two-heads.
7. Midnight-Oyl? Sane? Yeah right. The guy himself admitted that he resembles a serial killer IRL, and that he keeps a replica of a human with no teeth on top of his tv and that he’d like to try ‘flesh’ human or otherwise, he also likes to talk with you about how both of you would like to see my demise and you do so in morbid, graphic gruesome detail. Does that sound sane to you? No it doesn’t, it all sounds like the traits of a serial killer or child predator.
8. Also you’re the real troll, i have already reported your deviations because clearly you did not have permission to post those screenshots and i especially did not give you permission to take a screenshot of MY blog and badly colour over it – i also reported you to the help desk along with providing links to all the insulting comments you directed at me. It will only be a matter of time until you get treated the same way you’ve been treating me and you’ll receive punishment – the admins will catch wind of what you’ve been doing and bam you’ll be banned from DA forever and no one will be there to help you, not DG, not Sasorisgirl3, not Shamoosh, not Ororichimarusgirl, not Cyan-King, not Midnight-Oyl – not anyone.
8. You keep claiming i am the one parroting when you are the one repeating yourself, you use the same insults over and over again – you are like a broken record that plays a crappy techno pop song and Midnight-Oyl is like a broken record that plays a really warp and distorted version of a country song over and over.
9. You’re the one spewing shit, in fact you’re a shit spitting cobra and Midnight-Oyl is your ‘mate’.
10. My parents did not an hero, i’m not stupid and they love me lots. But i bet YOURS almost did an hero when you were born, because you must have been freaky looking kid.
Your parents love you enough to leave you in a home, lmao…
And you don’t have two heads? Well thank you for clarifying this then…if you don’t have two heads, this means you ARE a female. REAL GUYS have two heads….
THINK ABOUT IT.
@AnontheAnon
“He might be Major Jerk, but you are General Lee Insane, and you only got the position kissing ass while you were Private Blowjob.”
And you are Private Shebitch, you’re only using Midnight-Oyl for your own selfish gain, so you can eat him afterwards you creepy black widow spider woman.
Private Shebitch? Oh you are not funny at all. That is more plain than tofu or a fucking piece of cardboard. I might as well eat my own shit to proverbiate that, but I won’t, since I don’t want to be the 2nd person on earth to do that!
And you are dealing with the queen of puns here, so you’d better watch it. I get quite ornary, and I can, because my mind is something to behold due to it’s animous amount of detail sequiyance, unlike your little ball of mush you try to think funnies with, DUMBASS. I am a lot smarter than you could ever hope to be, and you can’t stand this which is why you keep trolling me to muster some kind of testosterone. Besides, you don’t really know if I am a female or not, or is it that you are tryin to “stand like a Man”, in some kind of pose that only renders you to be a MEGA-PUSSY? Haha, you faggot…you don’t have balls or brains, too bad for you!
@AnonTheAnon
“What was Wairau Valley SPECIAL SCHOOL thinking when they let you run free and wild? LOL! You obviously didn’t learn anything there…did the teachers/counselors cuss and yell, is that why you are so full of shit and piss bent on hatred? Maybe they also taught you that the world is your enemy and that you are the retard, and that you must play the world like it is fucking Halo!
BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BOOM!!”
Hey i was a good kid in school and i never questioned authority. What were your parents thinking when they gave birth to you, huh? “Let’s have an annoying little bitch and call her Aibee Haeten and teach her to use the internets so she can troll all night long.” That’s what they were probably thinking. I bet they wish their child didn’t turn out to be YOU. After all , if I was a parent i’d hate it if my kid grew up to be a clone of YOU or your creepy redneck boytoy Midnight-Oyl, because we don’t need any more of you two – one of either of you is bad enough.
@AnonTheAnon
“Hey look over there, Warner Brothers has a nice lawlsuit waiting for your copyright infringement pictures of John Candy being shit on and rehashed as a crappy Photoshooped blood-stain-n-smear poo poo do that makes pre-school art look like Mona Lisas.”
Ha ha very funny little miss shebitch, where did you dig that joke up?
Listen here, John Candy himself was NOT owned by Warner Brothers – only some of his movies were and most of them were owned by Universal. Sounds like a certain little shebitch did not do the research.
Also you should be the one talking, half of your gallery consists of screenshots you took from Metokur, Slapstick Anarchy, Awkward Zombie, and my own blog – you didn’t have permission for anyone to post those or badly colour over them – and i certainly did NOT give you permission to take screenshots of my blog and colour over them either. It’s my blog and i can say what i want on there, and it’s not meant for the likes of you or your redneck boyfriend Midnight-Oyl, so stop leaving insulting comments on it and stop with the trolling and hate journals already.
“You’re sure one to talk! AHAHAHAHA!!!! I mean, seriously, you aren’t looking any better when you have blocked me and troll my fucking page on DA… You have NO BRAINS.
Also, DW is pretty cool. So are the other ones that have friended my page, so HELL NO with the fucking trolling any one of them… I only troll those that deserve it!
NO U!”
Hey i don’t troll your page, i’ve stopped commenting on your dumb hate journals already and am just sticking to reporting you to the helpdesk which i’ve already done along with providing links to the hateful comments which you have directed at me and for the record Midnight-Oyl is not cool, he’s got serious creeper tendencies.
Excuse me, but YOU are the one with the creeper tendencies. And you are still commenting on my journals, or you are writing about them elsewhere. I know how to find you, btw, so don’t plan on hiding too long OL…I know what you type about, how you type it, and who and what all you talk about. It’s so easy to find someone that blurts shit about others and their so-called “prized” belongings. I’m gonna also guess that you belong to certain fan clubs OL, so I might seek you out somehow if I must, just to continue this ball of laughter. Before you get into anything on the tourney side of things, I should inform you that trolling is not the same as bullying when no realistic threats were made to be construed in IRL that were not OL. I am leaving it all OL, who the fuck cares about what happens to you IRL, like I said…here I rule, and here YOU suck ASS. You have problems, seek help while you still have 1 brain left to conjure up your shitty drivel because you will need it. I am sure that there are trolls far worse than I am, ones that will threaten your existance to live…
You should be thankful! I have made you an infamous laughing stock in a sense that people are flocking over to see me on my page! They want to know who I am, I bet they are dying to…but I don’t reveal my IRL identity OL, that’s not public information to be shared. But Mariana Hanks IS, because we know you are a faker, and fakers need to be identified. It’s human law to know who is a fake, because it means we get drama, and drama is what humans love best, lol
@AnonTheAnon
“If that ever comes to light, then I will promise you a website on how stupid weregrinches are, who created this and an earth view of the house the creator lives in, so they can see how retarded you since you must be in some home since I heard you have a couple of wheelchair vans parked in front of it! lol
I also promise to join Blues Brothers Central and find out what really happened in there with all the stupid werebelushi “brothers” of sockpuppet accounts you created, and I also promise to find that site you bullied people on and get more juice out of that, then I will post it on Slapstick Anarchy, here, Deviantart on my other accounts, my EMO EMO EMO blog, and fucking Awkward Zombie, lmao. Think of the possibilities! If you want ruin, I can bring that to you OL. IRL? Fuck, I wouldn’t touch you, whatever…here I rule! WAHAHAHA!!
PS: Stop with trying to “wake up” people about my trolling. I only created that account to troll YOU. Because you are the most retarded person I have EVER known, even since my preschool days where I was the one pushed around. My payback today is and ONLY to punish you for being such a retard to think that things exist when they DON’T, and that hopefully God and Satan will both spank your ass in the right chronological order by being in Heaven to be laughed at by angels and then kicked down to Hell, where Satan and his followers will not only spank you, but kick you in the face/cunt/fake balls and give you 2934230820 lashes before they make you get in a werejohncandy fursuit to dance before them, Satan and Demongoat for all eternity. I hope I go to Hell now, since I want to see this act of fruitfulness and Demongoat may spare me torture if I promise to be his slave, lmao, so that means you don’t have a chance! Prepare to suffer horribly, we are going to make you an eternal PARODY!”
Sorry that ain’t gonna happen. Keep dreaming sweetie. And the werejohncandy fursuit ting ain’t gonna happen and there’s no way i’ll be caught dancing around in one just for the amusement of god, satan or anyone else – in i’ve been a good person throughout my life and chances are i’m not going to hell unlike you, you and Midnight-Oyl will be the ones having to dance in fursuits – you dressed in a metokur chimera suit and Midnight-Oyl dressed as a country western grizzly bear.
While i party up in heaven with the greatest musicians and actors the world has ever known.
@AnonTheAnon
“Your parents love you enough to leave you in a home, lmao…
And you don’t have two heads? Well thank you for clarifying this then…if you don’t have two heads, this means you ARE a female. REAL GUYS have two heads….
THINK ABOUT IT.”
I am a real guy and what you said about the second head is bullshit, and i don’t live in a home – but you probably live in a one story apartment with no companions except for the millions of cats. Either that or you live in a broken down old country house like Midnight-Oyl does.
LOLZ, you are a stupid faggot. Two heads…I’ll let you figure it out, since you think you are so damn smart.
I have one cat, and they can beat you up! They even guard my door when I am not home, and they know weregrinch and werejohncandy scents just in case they show up at my door! They also know the scent of Mariana Hanks of Romania, lolol.
@AnonTheAnon
“Private Shebitch? Oh you are not funny at all. That is more plain than tofu or a fucking piece of cardboard. I might as well eat my own shit to proverbiate that, but I won’t, since I don’t want to be the 2nd person on earth to do that!
And you are dealing with the queen of puns here, so you’d better watch it. I get quite ornary, and I can, because my mind is something to behold due to it’s animous amount of detail sequiyance, unlike your little ball of mush you try to think funnies with, DUMBASS. I am a lot smarter than you could ever hope to be, and you can’t stand this which is why you keep trolling me to muster some kind of testosterone. Besides, you don’t really know if I am a female or not, or is it that you are tryin to “stand like a Man”, in some kind of pose that only renders you to be a MEGA-PUSSY? Haha, you faggot…you don’t have balls or brains, too bad for you”
You are the one who is unfunny. I mean, you queen of puns? Yeah right, i’ll believe THAT the day it starts raining cats and dogs for real.
You are so unfunny that you make Dane Cook seem hilarious by comparison. I mean your metokur chimera ain’t funny or clever.
You ain’t funny, you ain’t nothing – you ain’t nothing.
@AnonTheAnon
“LOLZ, you are a stupid faggot. Two heads…I’ll let you figure it out, since you think you are so damn smart.
I have one cat, and they can beat you up! They even guard my door when I am not home, and they know weregrinch and werejohncandy scents just in case they show up at my door! They also know the scent of Mariana Hanks of Romania, lolol.”
You’re the stupid one. And how on earth does your cat know what my scent smells like? I don’t live anywhere near you and hopefully won’t because if this is how you act OL, then i’d hate to bump into you IRL.
And anyway my pet can beat yours, he is a huge cerberus-like dog that can burn it’s enemies to a crisp with it’s fire breath and it knows Metokur chimera and Midnight-Oyl’s scents just in case they rear their ugly deformed faces in my lair, he also knows the scent of Aibee Haeten from the United States – he can also smell your fear.
@AnonTheAnon
“Excuse me, but YOU are the one with the creeper tendencies. And you are still commenting on my journals, or you are writing about them elsewhere. I know how to find you, btw, so don’t plan on hiding too long OL…I know what you type about, how you type it, and who and what all you talk about. It’s so easy to find someone that blurts shit about others and their so-called “prized” belongings. I’m gonna also guess that you belong to certain fan clubs OL, so I might seek you out somehow if I must, just to continue this ball of laughter. Before you get into anything on the tourney side of things, I should inform you that trolling is not the same as bullying when no realistic threats were made to be construed in IRL that were not OL. I am leaving it all OL, who the fuck cares about what happens to you IRL, like I said…here I rule, and here YOU suck ASS. You have problems, seek help while you still have 1 brain left to conjure up your shitty drivel because you will need it. I am sure that there are trolls far worse than I am, ones that will threaten your existance to live…
You should be thankful! I have made you an infamous laughing stock in a sense that people are flocking over to see me on my page! They want to know who I am, I bet they are dying to…but I don’t reveal my IRL identity OL, that’s not public information to be shared. But Mariana Hanks IS, because we know you are a faker, and fakers need to be identified. It’s human law to know who is a fake, because it means we get drama, and drama is what humans love best, lol.”
Again what you say is not true, i’m not the one with creeper tendencies – everything you say is a lie, and for the record bullying and trolling ARE the same thing except trolling is a whole different subform of bullying thus you are bullying me.
Hey i’m ignoring you alright and just continuing to report you and your hateful journals and your deviations to the helpdesk. You are the real laughing stock here, you poor pitiful little woman – no wonder nobody loves you.
I took down the entries about you on my blog already so stop leaving insulting comments on there, and as for the journals – i haven’t left any comments in there in over 4 days so let it go already – find someone else to troll.
@AnontheAnon
“OOOOOH, SCARY. A werejoshpeck wouldn’t be anywhere near scary unless I was scared it was gonna make me GAY.”
*the werejoshpeck hugs her to death, then watches as she/he painfully transforms into a werejospeck, and then turns them gay*
@AnonTheAnon
“You didn’t and he doesn’t need to be warned that you are a retard, he knew long before anyone that you were! lol”
Oh please, you’re the retarded one – and anyone dumb enough to fall of your act is equally as retarded, you are not fooling anyone but yourself.
You’re not fucking anyone but yourself.
@AnonTheAnon
“OH…but I herd u wrong… I mean, should I join Blues Brothers Central just to get the juicy meat of this so-called TRUTH? I can you know, and you can’t prevent me from doing so… I mean, it’s obvious that you have bullied other sites OL, all I gotta do is type in “weregrinch” and I can find your footsteps…since you are too eager to post weregrinch, so it’s easy to find! What a loser, I mean, you are so easy to track down OL via Google that a fucking bloodhound would have to go on unemployment trying to find you”
What you are saying is a load of bullshit, i did not bully any other sites.
@Anontheanon
I wasn’t bullying on there either, the only reason we feuded was because of artistic differences.
Art has nothing to do with that. You were obviously bullying a couple of the members…why else would you have been banned from there?
@AnonTheAnon
Yes i know that, you don’t need to tell me that – i know i slammed various people on there and challenged one of the admins but you’ve got to understand, it wasn’t me who started it.
@AnonTheAnon
“You’re not fucking anyone but yourself”
Now look who’s parroting – it’s you. Hey Anon, want a cracker?
@AnonTheAnon
“Oh I’m sorry, but lolwut? I was done creating accounts moons ago…but you are obviously too stupid. Be careful of falso accusations or they will bite you in the ass.”
Oh i’m not stupid and you should be the one to talk.
You do not rule Anon except on Metokur that is because it is your realm.
No, Habermann rules here, lol. I just on an entity-basis rule you. Because you are my deserved-to-be-abused little mutt… Demongoat, Habermann, Rents, Ratty, H-Bomberguy, Midnight-Oyl and anyone else that you have argued with own you… Because you are a stupid little shit who knows nothing about Internets or fucking how to accept REALITY.
Anon you’re not queen or king or anything, you only rule on Metokur and that is because it is your realm, you do not rule on my blog or anywhere else – i rule on my blog and also on DA, and i can technically overthrow you.
Thank you for your input…I’ll be sharing that now, lol
Metokur is the only place you rule Anon and it is where you should stay from now on – don’t log on to DA or go on my blog ever again, you’re not welcome on my blog and neither is Midnight-Oyl.
BAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!111
You are only tempting us to keep doing it. There is no rule on the Internets that we cannot go there, except for government and military sites… Stupid! If we can surf to it, then we can look at it and do with what we want with it… What kind of an idiot are you anyway? Oh right…you’re a RETARD.
@AnonTheAnon
“No, Habermann rules here, lol. I just on an entity-basis rule you. Because you are my deserved-to-be-abused little mutt… Demongoat, Habermann, Rents, Ratty, H-Bomberguy, Midnight-Oyl and anyone else that you have argued with own you… Because you are a stupid little shit who knows nothing about Internets or fucking how to accept REALITY.”
You don’t know own me and neither does anyone else, you can’t tell me what i can and can’t be. There is no such thing as reality, it is an illusion. I can break free of your cruel grasp anytime i want, and it’s about time you let me go. I know the internet well enough but apparently you don’t.
“BAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!111
You are only tempting us to keep doing it. There is no rule on the Internets that we cannot go there, except for government and military sites… Stupid! If we can surf to it, then we can look at it and do with what we want with it… What kind of an idiot are you anyway? Oh right…you’re a RETARD.”
Stop calling me a retard, i am not a retard – and my blog is my realm – and you are no longer allowed to surf on it or comment, if i ever catch any of your comments i will delete them.
My blog, my rules – and if i say you’re not allowed, then you are not allowed.
Internet rules are no rules, really. Maybe you should ask the @’s on Blogspot if you can hide your page on the Internets and tell them that other people looking at your blog makes you BAWW and post rude comments on other sites to others that have taken a look into your privacy because what you post OL is looked at by passersby and that you are too embarrased to share with “strangers”, lol
You do not own me, neither does DG, Rents, Habermann or Midnight-Oyl.
I am my own person and i can be whatever i want to be, you cannot own a person.
Anon, you and Midnight-Oyl can’t tell me what to do or what i can and can’t be and you certainly can’t tell me what does and does not exist.
Anon – you cannot own a real living person nor can you tell them what to do or what to say, you’re not the boss of me and you never will be.
Well then go ahead and be this “weregrinch”, it will only bring others to laugh at how pathetic it is that you believe in a movie so much that you are the character in it. It’s called “you’re not in touch with reality”, and someone should nudge you to wake the fuck up now.
Anon, all you doing right now is repeating the same shit over and over again…
“BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!! I HAVE NO TALENT AND MY GALLERY CONSISTS OF CRAPPY MSPAINT SCREENCAPS SO I’M JUST GONNA TROLL NATHAN FOR NO REASON AND SAY SHIT ABOUT HIM THAT ISN’T TRUE WHILE MY NEW REDNECK BOYTOY MIDNIGHT-OYL PLAYS THE BANJO AND EATS A LIVE POSSUM”
Sweetie, you’re the one who set up the Eyesglowyellow account just to troll me and you are going to get what you deserve.
What a shitty impersonation of rents!
I agree with Midnight-Oyl. You hate on someone like Rents too much to be him. Wait til I tell Rents! He will be so unimpressed and very disappoint in you.
No one can tell me what to do or what i can and can’t be, i am my own person and i do as i please.
You can’t tell people what to do Anon and you can’t tell me what to do either.
I know that. We are all adults here. Well, except you…you act like a child still hanging onto their mother’s apron strings and still acting like you are immature. Real adults don’t believe they are some childhood fantasy creature that can were other adults by sheer willpower or shitty stories.
@Midnight-Oyl
If i were to impersonate Rents i’d talk in a voice that sounds like a cross between Steve Buchemi and Hannibal Lector with sort of a lisp like Jim Carrey in the Cable Guy, because that’s what i imagine him sounding like – as for you i imagine you sounding like Gilbert Gottfried trying to impersonate Elvis.
You can’t actually talk on Metokur, they don’t have voice chat or Skype.
@Midnight-Oyl
Oh gee thank you for openly admitting that you’re using some andria impersonator to help you so you can expose my true identity you claim i have.
Well done, admitting it is the first part of the problem.
@Midnight-Oyl
Well i have both.
@Midnight-Oyl
I caught that comment you put on my blog entry, i deleted it but not before screencapping it along with the other screencaps i took of your little friend EGY in action.
Don’t you have a hobby? lol
Again Midnight-Oyl, it’s your fault that Miley Cyrus is still singing.
STFU, Mariana. I have nothing to do with Miley Cyrus, and I hate her to boot. Some pedo ought to break into her dad’s mansion and do a Jon-Benet Ramsey on her.
@Midnight-Oyl
Please stop refering to me as Mariana, if you are to address me by any name just call me Nathan – i’m a guy alright, not a girl.
And is Jon-Benet Ramsey any connection to Gordon Ramsay that rude tv chef that EGY seems to have a thing for?
@Midnight-Oyl
Please stop reffering to me as Mariana, if you are to address me by any name i’d appreciate it if you called me Nathan instead.
Please stop refering to me as Mariana already, i’m not comfortable with you calling me that name, it’s making you across as creepy – even creepier than you already are.
Please just call me Nathan because i am a man not a woman and it’s not made up bullshit, so i’d appreciate it if you didn’t post any more comments on my blog.
I’m not comfortable with you calling me Mariana, it’s giving you a bad vibe. Please stop calling me that, you’re creeping me out – just call me Nathan as i am a guy after all – and nobody cares if my real identity as you call it is revealed by you online, they have other things to worry about.
@Midnight-Oyl
Nobody really cares if you know my real identity i supposedly have and if reveal it online, there are bigger fish to fry out there.
No one really cares if you know about what you think my real identity is supposedly is, Darell. They have bigger fish to fry and i doubt that what you tell them about me in real life is even going to be believed by anyone except for your little friends/lackeys.
You’re just a small fish in a big pond.
@Midnight-Oyl
Look i know i have trolled in the past, and you are right about me on some levels but remember what you are saying about me is just your opinions, nobody really has to listen to you – you should just learn to respect others and keep your opinions to yourself.
I mean, yeah sure you know what my real identity supposedly is – big whoop. It’s not like it’s gonna make headlines or anything, it’s not like a big piece of celebrity gossip and i doubt that what you say about me is going to follow me until the day i die and neither is anything EGY says.
I could care less about you or your gallery but you seriously just need to chill.
Look i appologised for all the trouble i have caused you a lot already and for getting all worked up over that photomanip werekatt did, yes i know it wasn’t that good but werekatt is one of my favorite DA artists – i’ve been a fan ever since i first discovered his site on transfur and as a fan i just merely objected to the rather brutal critique that Habermann gave that raccoon photomanip.
Nobody really cares if you know what my real identity supposedly is. Just because you revealed it online to one of EGY’s little toadies doesn’t mean that anyone has to know a bit.
So you know my real identity, big whoop. I highly doubt that people will believe IRL when you tell them what you think of me, after all what you are saying is just your opinion and you should keep it to yourself.
Midnight-Oyl, i don’t care if you reveal my identity out to the world – you know why? Because it’s not that big of an issue, there are other more important things going on and i doubt that anyone will believe what you say about me IRL apart from your little friends/lackeys or whatever you call the people who befriend you but don’t know what you’re really like.
Look i know i have trolled in the past, and you are right about me on some levels but remember what you are saying about me is just your opinions, nobody really has to listen to you – you should just learn to respect others and keep your opinions to yourself.
I mean, yeah sure you know what my real identity supposedly is – big whoop. It’s not like it’s gonna make headlines or anything, it’s not like a big piece of celebrity gossip and i doubt that what you say about me is going to follow me until the day i die and neither is anything EGY says.
I could care less about you or your gallery but you seriously just need to chill.
And about that comment you left on my blog, you’re the only puppet here – and EGY is pulling the strings.
Nobody really cares if you know what my real identity supposedly is. Just because you revealed it online to one of EGY’s little toadies doesn’t mean that anyone has to know a bit.
So you know my real identity, big whoop. I highly doubt that people will believe IRL when you tell them what you think of me, after all what you are saying is just your opinion and you should keep it to yourself.
Nobody really cares if you know what my real identity supposedly is. Just because you revealed it online to one of EGY’s little toadies doesn’t mean that anyone has to know a bit.
So you know my real identity, big whoop. I highly doubt that people will believe IRL when you tell them what you think of me, after all what you are saying is just your opinion and you should keep it to yoursel
@Midnight-Oyl
No one really cares that you found out my real identity online and revealed to EGY, it’s not like some big piece of celebrity gossip or anything so you should just keep between you and EGY and not tell anyone else.
I highly doubt that people will believe what you say about me IRL apart from your own sad little bunch of minions/lackeys.
Sure you know my true identity big fat hairy deal – but remember nothing you or EGY say is ever going to follow me until the day i die and there’s certainly no chance of me going to hell and dressed up by satan’s demons in a werejohncandy fursuit which by the way is impossible as how would they know how to get or make one in the first place and it is more than likely that you and EGY will be in Hell anyway both given your backgrounds and everything, and it is more than likely that you’ll both be wearing fursuits and dancing for Satan’s amusement – i suggest that satan’s demons dress you up in a Manbearpig fursuit and EGY be dressed in a Metokur chimera fursuit and dance to the worst songs ever written, sung or produced.
I could care less about you or your gallery.
O RLY? Then why are you bothering to report it then? My DA account is not your personal rug to wipe the shit from your feet on, as I will demonstrate if you do for some reason become succesful in banning me there, I promise you everything I had previously mentioned, even the chance to get you a second page on ED, which is not what you want…so if you really want that page and such, keep on doing the same shit. I do not forfeit on what I say, I WILL do it…
Weird how Nathan has spent months and months of time here telling everyone how much better he is than them, yet he has never just gone away.
Are we the only people who give you any attention, Nathan?
I find it awfully funny that within just minutes of most of my replies, even as it is 3 am here, she has some way of replying. I didn’t know that McDonald’s allows their employees in Australia to surf the internet while at work, lol
No one really cares that you found out my real identity online and revealed to EGY, it’s not like some big piece of celebrity gossip or anything so you should just keep between you and EGY and not tell anyone else.
OOOOHHH….I BEG TO DIFFER ON THAT… You totally deserve another page on ED and Metokur about your shitty little attitude, next to your shitty new art and shitty new stories. Overall, you have not improved one bit, not at all, since you were discovered. I really wished that weregrinches were real so humans could extinct them, and then it would make top headlines that imagination can be killed after all, and that Mariana Hanks made it possible!
lol
Does anyone have a recent link to his new deviantart?
Are you talking about other than his “DrMusic2-1″ account? Not yet, but working on it… He probably has some shitty stories somewhere, I’m betting on it…
“O RLY? Then why are you bothering to report it then? My DA account is not your personal rug to wipe the shit from your feet on, as I will demonstrate if you do for some reason become succesful in banning me there, I promise you everything I had previously mentioned, even the chance to get you a second page on ED, which is not what you want…so if you really want that page and such, keep on doing the same shit. I do not forfeit on what I say, I WILL do it.”
Then i shall fight to have both those ED pages taken down along with that crappy fail blog and fail site of yours.
Because after that you’ll have nowhere to run.
Is that a threat, Mariana? You poor soul. Here, have a dildo to suck on.
@Midnight-Oyl
STFU, You are only saying that because you have no imagination – and you can’t tell me what does and does not exist. I mean does God exist? Well no, but you don’t see me telling you that he doesn’t in the same shitty way you do. Did the phantom of the opera exist? You bet your sweet redneck ass he did. Did Quasimodo exist? You might not believe it but it’s true, there was a real hunchback.
Some fictional things are based on reality, remember that next time.
Didn’t you say that on Slapstick Anarchy?
HELLOOOO!!! Parrot alert! lol
You can not tell me what does and does exist, i can believe in monsters and ghosts and werecreatures if i want to, it’s my life dammit not yours.
Everyone at some point believed that there was a monster under the bed or in their crawlspace or whatever.
And I bet you used to believe so too, the problem is you’ve let your imagination dwindle away to nothing after you grew up and left all your favorite childhood memories behind.
And you’ll be surprised that some shapeshifters actually do exist but it’s actually very rare, and while humans in general cannot change shape – there are some animals that can change colour or change shape making themselves look larger in order to frighten off enemies. Take the puffer fish for example.
And have you ever heard of the Japanese transforming owl?
We don’t need a nature lesson here, dipshit, we need you off the internets FOREVER.
@AnonTheAnon
Just close down your account on DA already, i’ve already screencapped your profile, your journals, your gallery and your trolling in action on other sites so there’s no use in continuing on.
So, and your point is? My god, you don’t even know if it’s even the same person, do you? I mean, I have several IRL friends who have been watching you and have the password to my account, so it’s not like I’m the only one doing the trolling! You’re about to make a false claim against several counts of what you call a “defense”, and I do hope you know enough about the Law, because how do you know I am not part of that, right?
You made yourself noticed. YOU posted that comment to white knight such a horrific photo manipulation, when it is the formative opinion of this site! Habermann has the right to make an opinion OL about the shit on it. PERIOD. YOU have just as much right, as you have trolled countless times on my page and otherwise. So BLAH BLAH BLAH, you don’t even know my real name or face or even what my life is like, now do you? I am not threatened by some sheep fucker from New Zealand that thinks they rule EVERY-FUCKING-THING, EVAR. So get a life and grow up already.
YOU made yourself a laughing stock, now LIVE WITH IT… Not my problem, never was, and it was all before I was even known to you. BAAWWWWWWWW!!!!1111 I coincidentally must have ruined your existence, all by the fault of your own foot touching the wire. YOUR BAD.
“I find it awfully funny that within just minutes of most of my replies, even as it is 3 am here, she has some way of replying. I didn’t know that McDonald’s allows their employees in Australia to surf the internet while at work, lol”
Yaaaawn, is that all you can say? Reusing the same insults over and over? You’re even more pathetic than Rents.
@AnonTheAnon
You really are a pathetic excuse for a troll , you reuse the same insults over and over again and even when i try to ignore you you post hate journal after hate journal and continue to troll even outside of DA.
I have screencapped all your trolling in action.
BAWWWing again are we? Yaawwwwnnnn…. Yeah, same with you as well! I have also caught your trolling actions! You started it… YOU! lol….seriously, go and waste your money on some pathetic so-called lawsuit on all of us, it will only be a waste of time and money because once they know that there is proof that you have done something similar, believe it, it will just be dismissed as some kind of cacaphony michief attempt to settle on something adverse and unrelated to reality, you and your so-called “weregrinch” will be kicked out of a courtroom before you know it, LULZ.
For one, you can’t surf another site at all? And if the internet bothers you so much, why don’t you just stop going OL and live a normal, happy IRL life? Being OL is a waste of time anyhow, why not savor the joys of RL? Seriously, go out and do something fun. You care too much about what others think and it’s going to just eat you alive. And I am going to make fun of you…I admit, I was a little similar at one time, but now I just laugh it off… It really isn’t a big deal, and like I give a shit what others think!
You are just being a big WIMP. But I’m not going to help you, oh no….you are far beyond it.
@AnonTheAnon
I am disapoint.
@AnonTheAnon
Au contrare, your DA page is shit central – anyone who is dumb enough to think you’re not a fail troll is either an EDiot or Midnight-Oyl who is already brain-dead.
*turns into an owl and starts pecking at Midnight-Oyl* This is for saying there is no such thing as shapeshifters.
*sees no owl, just Mariana Hanks standing over me, smells her horrible breath, unwashed asshole and rancid vagina, and gets drooled on, then run over by her wheelchair, picks up the Bruce Campbell doll and ladybug backpack that were dropped as she went away*
@Midnight-Oyl
Hey i don’t drool and stop calling me Mariana you asshole or i will call you the embarrasing name i can think of for you. I don’t have a wheelchair and i don’t have bad breath – you on other hand probably do , given that you’re a redneck and all your breath probably smells like dead possums you’ve ran over and eaten.
*Bruce Campbell doll comes to life, attacks Midnight-Oyl and shoots him*
*turns around, sees no Midnight-Oyl, just a psychopathic cannibal redneck*
*turns into a cute kitten*
Meow, i’m just a cute little kitty – you wouldn’t hurt a sweet innocent kitty would you mr midnight-oyl person? Reoow…
As midnight-oyl was about to make his exit, the bruce campbell figure started coming to life – it’s eyes glowing an eerie blood red colour as his head spun around exorcist-style.
“Oh you shouldn’t have done that……now you’ll pay.” The Bruce Campbell figure growled, it’s voice sounding demonic.
The Bruce Campbell figure leaped onto Midnight-Oyl and acted him while the ladybug backpack started slowly sprouting huge spider legs and rows of razor sharp teeth, the ladybug latched onto Midnight-Oyl’s hand and slowly began to bite into it before climbing all over it, and devouring it whole.
*two other girls show up*
Carly: I’m Carly.
Sam: And I’m Sam.
Both: And this is ICarly.
*Sam picks up Midnight-Oyl and knocks him onto the ground and then pours glue all over him while Carly covers him in fake fur*
Welcome to Monster Burger may i take your order?
@Midnight-Oyl
*sees no owl, just Mariana Hanks standing over me, smells her horrible breath, unwashed asshole and rancid vagina, and gets drooled on, then run over by her wheelchair, picks up the Bruce Campbell doll and ladybug backpack that were dropped as she went away*
Sorry but we’re out of roadkill and or human flesh.
Sorry midnight-oyl but we don’t serve rednecks, maybe try Wendys.
Sorry we’re out of human flesh or roadkill but if you like you can try some metokur chimera meat.
He changed his mind and would like some Pikachu meat instead.
Sorry midnight-oyl, but we don’t serve rednecks here.
@Midnight-Oyl
Hey you’re Chuck Norris aren’t you? I thought i’ve seen your face before. I’m such a huge fan of your work.
Would you mind teaching me how to do the roundhouse kick you do in your movies?
I’ve just been taught the “roundhouse your opponent’s testicles off” kick…
I hope it works well on you, and unfortunately, you won’t be able to grow another pair (pending you have any at all)
Midnight-Oyl, let me correct you on a few things:
1. My name is NOT Mariana.
2. I do not drool when i talk.
3. I am not retarded.
4. I do NOT live in a home for mentally disabled people.
5. I do not eat hamsters.
6. I DO not have two-heads.
7. I am NOT a woman.
8. Habermann is the one responsible for this, i know the photomanip wasn’t that good but he didn’t have to be so mean about it, he trashes every single piece of art that comes on this site, he should at least try and point out the good things about it and what he liked about it, maybe give a few helpful hints on how the artist can improve or something like that instead of just pointing out the negative things – i mean not even Roger Ebert is that cruel, yes – granted he has a book called Your Movie Sucks but still..
You also know if you are a Nathan Forester if you:
Talk too much about dead celebrities.
BOOYAH!
*turns around, sees Midnight-Oyl standing behind her with his eyes looking demon-like, his mouth drooling and him looking his lips, smells his horrible acid breath, puts on a gas mask – then kills him*
I hear HURRING…..
Must be a retard nearby!
lol
What? Nathan is evolving. *the evolution theme from pokemon plays as Nathan transforms*….
*the music gets faster and faster while Nathan evolves, the music then finally stops revealing that Nathan has evolved into…. Josh Peck*
Congratulations, Nathan has evolved into Josh Peck.
Does that evolution include a pair of balls? Or maybe it might include a brain instead? I sure the hell hope so, because your evolving would have no greater perks otherwise.
Congratulations, Nathan has evolved from being a Troll into an OGRE.
@AnonTheAnon
I’ve had it with you, you are just one annoying failtroll that won’t quit, i’ve tried ignoring you but you keep getting worse and worse. You think you’re so clever fooling everyone by pretending you’re not a troll but i can see through that thin disguise, you are the real troll – you possess no mind of your own, you just feed off the misery of others – along with your little lackeys and your new boytoy Midnight-Oyl, you use the same insults over and over again and make up shit about me that isn’t true, you keep me up at night, you drive me insane, you are like poison – your words can kill, and your jokes are as stale as that piece of roadkill Midnight-Oyl dragged in and put on his DA page.
You are absolutely the worst fail troll ever, you steal my memes and rip-off my stories using that stupid creation the metokur chimera.
I hope it’s you that ends up in hell and forced to wear a fursuit and not me.
@AnonTheAnon
I’m not going to bother replying to your retarded comments as you are just a troll, and you’re probably gonna get trolled back – that’s how it works.
That isn’t going to happen, unless it’s a group of retards…which means I will only have MOAR fun taunting them all! lol
@AnonTheAnon
Your evil empire will come crumbling down sometime along with everything you hold dear and you will slowly fall down with it as it burns to the ground, and your friends will turn against you.
I don’t care too much, really. You act like my world evolves around somebody else, but it doesn’t! You might have a world like that, but I don’t. Alone? I am used to that, so don’t even bother trying to repute that one.
@AnonTheAnon
You know you are a troll named Eyesglowyellow if…
1. You rip off Nathan’s stories and feature a metokur chimera in all of them and the chimera’s only power is breathing blue smoke.
2. Your only friends include Shamoosh, Midnight-Oyl, and a bunch of other people who don’t know better.
3. You make up shit about Nathan that isn’t true.
4. You’re dumb enough to believe anything Midnight-Oyl or Rents says.
5. You claim you’re an artist IRL when none of your art has ever been featured in a gallery.
6. You reuse the same insults over and over again.
7. No matter how people try to ignore you, you just get worse and worse.
8. You keep becoming more and more of a failtroll.
9. You hate to admit that you’re trolling because you’re afraid your sad little friends will turn against you.
10. Your gallery consists of screenshots you badly edited on MSpaint.
11. You invade other people’s privacy.
12. You post insulting comments on Nathan’s blog only to have their deleted.
@AnonTheAnon
Your words are like poison, your heart is as black as coal and as cold as ice, you claim that you are nice IRL but you’re really just using that as an excuse to cover your ass.
And you are just pissed that you have become an internet celebrity. ‘
One question: Why didn’t you realize that this was going to happen in the first place? I mean, if you are THAT smart, weirdo, then maybe you should have thought of the consequences before posting a defense of something so damn stupid to begin with… I mean, that picture is fucking HORRIBLE…. It makes me want to AN HERO looking at it! Had you NEVER said anything at all, you would never have been so “well known”. And you you did too bully members on a site…. You also came back as different identities that were OBVIOUS
@AnonTheAnon
Why should i bother responding to you when i know you’re going to resort to using the same old retarded insults over and over again? You say i’m the one parroting, but you’re the real parrot – and you reuse those insults over and over again it’s gone stale, you are like a broken record that plays a techno-pop song no one has heard about and Midnight-Oyl is like a broken record that plays a creepy warped version of a classic country song in a demonic voice, like he’s playing a slow, distorted, version of Old Macdonald but in a creepy voice that sounds like Linda Blair’s Exorcist voice with a satanic subliminal message at the end.
You’re replying to me now. Obviously you can’t STFU or GTFO. Who wants YOUR ass here anyhow? I don’t really think anyone CARES that you are even here… You are like dust in the wind, and only echoes of werejohncandy voices can be heard! lol
@AnonTheAnon
Yaaaaawn and i’m not baaawing, i’m just sick and tired of your trolling.
@AnonTheAnon
I have screenshots of all your trolling in action, give it up – i know your game.
Whatever. You can’t consider it bullying, I am trolling and you are replying, so you are a contributor, which makes you as equally as guilty if anything else. You are such a threat, I think maybe I drink some booze just to abuse myself, lol. Obviously you are not as much of a Man as me, you don’t quite have the balls to be as ballsy, and that is why you retort so much. BAAWWWWW, I am being PWN’d by a FEMALE!!!111 HAHA, you are such a sorry faggot, go away now, kthxbai.
Guilty…? No, it makes him a fucking retard.
Reality is a lie just to cover up conspiracy.
@AnonTheAnon
Everything you say about me is a lie and it is wrong and i’m not a female i am a fucking male. And enough with the weregrinches don’t exist bullshit, you’re just jealous because i have an imagination and you don’t – nor do you have a soul.
It is perfectly acceptable to have characters on DA, they can be fun to made be it fan made characters from a movie, tv show or comic or even one you created – deviantart is a place to express one self not a place for trolls and spammers like you and Midnight-Oyl.
I just wish there was a report user tab so i could report every single one of your actions everytime you do something that’s considered trolling.
I’m not a spammer, Mariana. You should be the one talking, since you have been reported by other people for spamming with plz account icons, and have spammed pages on dA and other sites with inane bullshit, defending other people’s shit work as well as your own, and with your sick, perverted furry, fat and werecreature fetishes.
Why? Because you are a tattletale who isn’t mature enough to fucking IGNORE things, that is WHY. You are the one spoiling other’s fun and their sense of reality is getting defimated upon because of your ridiculous existence of stupid things like weregrinches and whatever else you conjure. As for “imagination”, I have plenty of it. I have a vast amount of it….ever heard of EMPATHY? I want you to know that I have a rare but special ability. In fact, I am reading right into your very thoughts, right before you think them…because I can channel through NEGATIVITY…I have lived it enough to know how to use it to my own advantage.
I bet you think I’m crazy now, but it’s not like I care. Go ahead and keep trying to threaten, bullshit, or whatever else you plan to do. I will still be a step ahead of you. That’s also why I am not afraid of you, I can sense motives through negatives as well. So go ahead, little person, you are not but a fly on the wall after all, for I am not scared at all. You are jealous of me, but you reflect it the other way around, which is pissing you off and why you keep retorting, to try to make yourself right, when you are definitely WRONG.
And you know it…DON’T YOU? I already know that answer as well. Keep talking, you keep me interested and entertained with your lulzy little ploys.
@AnonTheAnon
“You’re replying to me now. Obviously you can’t STFU or GTFO. Who wants YOUR ass here anyhow? I don’t really think anyone CARES that you are even here… You are like dust in the wind, and only echoes of werejohncandy voices can be heard! lol”
Nice try but your insult = FAIL.
“Whatever. You can’t consider it bullying, I am trolling and you are replying, so you are a contributor, which makes you as equally as guilty if anything else. You are such a threat, I think maybe I drink some booze just to abuse myself, lol. Obviously you are not as much of a Man as me, you don’t quite have the balls to be as ballsy, and that is why you retort so much. BAAWWWWW, I am being PWN’d by a FEMALE!!!111 HAHA, you are such a sorry faggot, go away now, kthxba”
Oh no i won’t, not until you give up the pathetic troll act and find yourself a life and i’m a male dammit, nor a female. And yeah you should an hero.
So what, you’re a MALE, but I am much better at thinking than you are. This is also obvious. Go ahead and try to diminish me, but it won’t work. I can see right through your little plans like it was hidden behind a sheet of cellaphane….
@AnonTheAnon
“And you are just pissed that you have become an internet celebrity. ‘
One question: Why didn’t you realize that this was going to happen in the first place? I mean, if you are THAT smart, weirdo, then maybe you should have thought of the consequences before posting a defense of something so damn stupid to begin with… I mean, that picture is fucking HORRIBLE…. It makes me want to AN HERO looking at it! Had you NEVER said anything at all, you would never have been so “well known”. And you you did too bully members on a site…. You also came back as different identities that were OBVIOUS.”
Actually i did know and realize that something like that was going to happen but i wasn’t really trolling, i was merely pointing out to Habermann that the piece in general wasn’t as bad as he said it is – i mean you guys trash every single piece of art that comes on here.
Habermann should have at least pointed out the good things about it before he started going on and on about what he hated about it, he could have also at least given some helpful hints and advice on how the artist can improve – that is what true critics do.
I mean some of his critiques were just plain harsh, i mean not even Ebert is that cruel except on some rare occasions.
Actually i did know and realize that something like that was going to happen but i wasn’t really trolling, i was merely pointing out to Habermann that the piece in general wasn’t as bad as he said it is – i mean you guys trash every single piece of art that comes on here.
Habermann should have at least pointed out the good things about it before he started going on and on about what he hated about it, he could have also at least given some helpful hints and advice on how the artist can improve – that is what true critics do.
I mean some of his critiques were just plain harsh, i mean not even Ebert is that cruel except on some rare occasions.
Of course i knew this was gonna happen and that you would react in such a way, i was testing you. And you passed.
Well played my friend, well played.
Heh, nice, but I’m afraid we’re not friends…I don’t play well with others like you….
As for Ebert, I like him also, but he is within 4 years or less of his life. I feel he will expire before or shortly after this next upcoming year. Start saying your little goodbyes…
You are not entitled to a hear compliments about your shitty mspaint ‘shops. There are no good points.(Which is exactly why you’re not hearing any.) No one can take you seriously as an artist, attempting to help you in any way would be a waste of time. Take the hint and give up already.
Hey there is nothing wrong with having a fetish for furries and werecreatures and fat fetishism is perfectly acceptable. Anyway, i could say the same thing about you – seeing as you seem to have a thing for gore and death and all kinds of other gruesome stuff, not to mention you like to discuss the subject of my supposed demise with EGY in extremely morbid and not to mention gruesome detail – and you have some explaining to do regarding that human skull replica with no teeth you keep on top of your tv. I mean what is with that skull? Is it meant to represent something? Or is to just something to do with your sick obssession with death?
And for the record monsters and werecreatures have fascinated people for centuries as is shapeshifting which even though it’s not possible for people to actually phsyical shift into an animal or object, it is possible in the spiritual sense especially via astral projection.
I for one believe in it, and i’m sure plenty of other people do too.
I mean who hasn’t dreamed of being a lion, tiger, bear, possum or even a rat? Quite a few people often do dream of such things.
And do you believe in Totemism? I for one do, and i also have my own spirit animal – how about you?
Shapeshifting on the whole is one of those subjects that has fascinated mankind for centuries and it has been one of the prominent parts of mythology from across the world as well as in movies, tv shows, comics, cartoons, video games and even in commercials.
And while you may think that phsyical shapeshifting is impossible, you might want to look up the more spiritual side of shapeshifting.
I heavily recommend reading the work of Carlos Casaneda.
In one of his stories he mentions a man who used a special and rather potent drug that gave him the ability to shapeshift into a serpent.
For more information just type in Carlos Casaneda on the google search box.
PS: Please kindly stop calling Mariana, if you must call me any name just refer to me as Nathan and keep what you know about my supposedly real identity a secret between you and EGY.
Sorry, I don’t have time for fiction right now… Maybe some other time…
@AnonTheAnon
“You also know if you are a Nathan Forester if you:
Talk too much about dead celebrities.
BOOYAH!”
Hey Ebert isn’t dead, he’s still alive and still doing reviews, sure he came down with a form of cancer for a while and lost his ability to talk but now thanks to a special computer program he can talk using a voice that sounds like his old one.
Thanks, but most of us already knew that. Again, you are stating things too obvious. People don’t like repeats or obvious that they knew already. Find something we don’t know that dosen’t bore us with TL;DR…
@Midnight-Oyl
“I’m not a spammer, Mariana. You should be the one talking, since you have been reported by other people for spamming with plz account icons, and have spammed pages on dA and other sites with inane bullshit, defending other people’s shit work as well as your own, and with your sick, perverted furry, fat and werecreature fetishes.”
Hey lay off man, yes – i love monsters and werecreatures but that is my own right, and if i choose to believe in them then that is my business – not yours. And please stop with this “weregrinches and other mythical creatures don’t exist” bullshit, you are just peeved because i was born with an imagination and you weren’t. They can exist at anytime and any place.
There is nothing wrong with having a fetish for furries and werecreatures and fat fetishism is perfectly acceptable. Anyway, i could say the same thing about you – seeing as you seem to have a thing for gore and death and all kinds of other gruesome stuff, not to mention you like to discuss the subject of my supposed demise with EGY in extremely morbid and not to mention gruesome detail – and you have some explaining to do regarding that human skull replica with no teeth you keep on top of your tv. I mean what is with that skull? Is it meant to represent something? Or is to just something to do with your sick obssession with death?
And for the record monsters and werecreatures have fascinated people for centuries as is shapeshifting which even though it’s not possible for people to actually phsyical shift into an animal or object, it is possible in the spiritual sense especially via astral projection.
I for one believe in it, and i’m sure plenty of other people do too.
I mean who hasn’t dreamed of being a lion, tiger, bear, possum or even a rat? Quite a few people often do dream of such things.
And do you believe in Totemism? I for one do, and i also have my own spirit animal – how about you?
Shapeshifting on the whole is one of those subjects that has fascinated mankind for centuries and it has been one of the prominent parts of mythology from across the world as well as in movies, tv shows, comics, cartoons, video games and even in commercials.
And while you may think that phsyical shapeshifting is impossible, you might want to look up the more spiritual side of shapeshifting.
I heavily recommend reading the work of Carlos Casaneda.
In one of his stories he mentions a man who used a special and rather potent drug that gave him the ability to shapeshift into a serpent.
For more information just type in Carlos Casaneda on the google search box.
PS: Please stop referring to me as ‘Mariana’ already, i’m not a woman i really am a guy and my name is Nathan – so please just refer me to as Nathan or Nat or Nate and not by that other name.
I won’t listen to you, because you are SUB-INTELLIGENT to me…. Compared to you, I am a GOD, because you have no goddamned idea what kind of person you are dealing with here. I don’t have to be in physical appearance, and I can still hurt you in more ways than one. You suppress to keep trying to “hurt” others, and that will only dig you a grave where noone OL or IRL will accept you. When noone accepts you (unless you are me and don’t care because negative people are only in the way of the way you live), then and only then could you truly understand. I’m afraid you don’t, because what you are dealing with is only minor to what I have. That makes me laugh, to know that I am never the only one that has had to go through with this, but that you got a little more attention. Deal with it!
You are an adult, treat it like you are mature, not some child still attached to apron strings, you poor little unpacified crybaby.
@AnonTheAnon
“Does that evolution include a pair of balls? Or maybe it might include a brain instead? I sure the hell hope so, because your evolving would have no greater perks otherwise.”
Oh yes it does, and it also comes with THESE. *claws sprout out of his fingers, he slashes Anon apart with them*
You BAWWWW imagination is drull…. BLEH.
And my evolution into Josh Peck not only includes a brain and a pair of balls, but also includes a set of claws and quills so i can prick you and your redneck boytoy Midnight-Oyl and then rip you both to shreds.
@Midnight-Oyl
The name is not Mariana, it is Nathan – i am a male and everything you say about me is a lie.
@Midnight-Oyl
You just can’t accept the fact i was born with an imagination and you weren’t, well you probably were but you probably abandoned it.
Everyone at some point believed there was a monster under the bed or in the crawlspace or whatever, and i bet that you probably did too.
@Midnight-Oyl
Anything is possible these days especially if you believe..
You should also know, that with possiblities, there is always an innevitable consequence that follows every possibility. There is always a balance to both of these and they both contradict each other. There, you know something new now.
@Midnight-Oyl
AAWWWWW, poor midnight-oyl. Don’t worry, anything is possible if you believe in yourself.
You can’t be a god, that is not possible. You can’t bring yourself back to life, that isn’t possible. You can’t ignore rude posts or anything OL…is that possible? If so, maybe you should prove it, huh?
@Midnight-Oyl
There’s a revolutionary new invention you should try it – it’s called the “Imaaagination”. With “immaagination” you can be you want.
PFFFTTT… You have no idea the power of imagination like I do. What can you do with your senses that I cannot?
You’d sure be one to fight, wouldn’t you? Imagine not having to read books to hone certain abilities, and I learn quickly off of others’ abilities how to do things, btw… Can you do that? I’m multi-talented, I have been since I was very young. But others see me as a heretic, and my eyes can burn a hole into your soul if you look at them long enough. But enough of that, why don’t you just shut up before I dig your grave for you OL…
@AnonTheAnon
Whatever you say. *Yawn* You’re seriously boring me with those insults you reuse over and over.
Let me know when you’re done making an ass out of yourself – same goes for Midnight-Oyl.
You’re the one insulting everyone else, werejohncandy. EGY/Anon and I are NOT making asses of ourselves, you are.
If you had kept your mouth shut about that POS raccoon girl photomanip by Werekatt and not launched a half-assed white knight campaign, you wouldn’t be in this situation now.
@Midnight-Oyl
*Yawn* You know i thought you were amusing at first but ow you’re getting boring. Why don’t you and EGY get a room.
@Midnight-Oyl
Whatever you say, grandpa.
I’m not your grandpa, fucktard.
@Midnight-Oyl
STFU and GTFO my life.
No. I will only do so after you’ve been banned from dA, Elfwood and Awkward Zombie, your Blogger blogs get deleted and you are banned from that site, and Habermann and rents get sick of you to the point that all your IPs are banned from their servers. That date will be never, most likely, and you’ll just have to wait for me to die. I’ll probably outlive you anyway, since obese handicapped people generally die in their forties, I’m 64 now and you’re 21, and my dad, uncles and grandpas all died around their late seventies/early eighties. So face it, you’ll never get rid of me.
@Midnight-Oyl
*rolls eyes*
I heard what you said about that werecreature inflation piece on that myspace page you claim to be mine. And you should be the one talking – i’ve seen your gallery and while it is good, a lot of the cars in there could be considered shit-quality – seriously they all look positively prehistoric.
Hey Midnight-Oyl, the 1940′s called – they want their cars back.
Also what is with that freaky human skull with no teeth anyway? Do you have some kind of sick obsession with death?
I enjoy true-crime books, war-themed military stories, horror books like Peter Straub and Stephen King novels and gore sites like CDG, Rotten.com and Ogrish, but I’m not obsessed with death. The skull is not real, it is made of plastic with red tempera paint for bloodstains, and I use it as a conversation piece for guests and to store hats on.
The cars in my gallery are not shit-quality unless you count old Subarus, Plymouth Horizons, Mercedes sedans and other non-collectible cars as junk. There are some very rich car enthusiasts out there who buy all kinds of pictures of junk cars to decorate their garages, museums and even their houses. I’m still in the process of getting the word spread about my art.
I’m best friends with Grimmy, and he says he craves the thought of eating your soul…
@Midnight-Oyl
I know that you and EGY talk nasty shit about me when i’m not on her profile gathering evidence, i know that you like to talk about how you’d like to see my demise and you do so in morbid not to mention gruesome detail.
@Midnight-Oyl
“I’m not your grandpa, fucktard.”
Could have fooled me. But you’re definitely old enough to be judging from your deviantid.
You know you do rather look a bit like Larry the Cable Guy, as well as that guy Frank from My Name Is Bruce.
You would make a good villain you know that, i can just imagine you as a villain in an animated film or even a live action one.
I imagine that if you were a Disney villain you’d look like a cross between Ratigan and Governor Ratcliffe, and I imagine you sounding just like Tim Curry.
@Midnight-Oyl
You know i think you would make a great villain even an good animated villain.
I could imagine you playing a villain type role, perhaps maybe a Corrupt Hick, Corrupt Corporate Executive, Chess-Master, Evil Uncle, or even a Creepy Judge like Dan Akyroyd in Nothing But Trouble.
@Midnight-Oyl
“I enjoy true-crime books, war-themed military stories, horror books like Peter Straub and Stephen King novels and gore sites like CDG, Rotten.com and Ogrish, but I’m not obsessed with death. The skull is not real, it is made of plastic with red tempera paint for bloodstains, and I use it as a conversation piece for guests and to store hats on.
The cars in my gallery are not shit-quality unless you count old Subarus, Plymouth Horizons, Mercedes sedans and other non-collectible cars as junk. There are some very rich car enthusiasts out there who buy all kinds of pictures of junk cars to decorate their garages, museums and even their houses. I’m still in the process of getting the word spread about my art.”
I see. And is the skull one you made or did you buy it from a store?
The skull came from a yard sale.
@Midnight-Oyl
“No. I will only do so after you’ve been banned from dA, Elfwood and Awkward Zombie, your Blogger blogs get deleted and you are banned from that site, and Habermann and rents get sick of you to the point that all your IPs are banned from their servers. That date will be never, most likely, and you’ll just have to wait for me to die. I’ll probably outlive you anyway, since obese handicapped people generally die in their forties, I’m 64 now and you’re 21, and my dad, uncles and grandpas all died around their late seventies/early eighties. So face it, you’ll never get rid of me.”
Technically i’m not obsessed or handicapped, and from the looks of it – you’re already past your expiry date – even more so than the cars in your gallery.
And you’ll never successfully get me IP banned i’m afraid, not as long as i have screencaps of all the trolling EGY has been both on DA and on other sites. And i have plenty of screencaps of that in action, even one of her little fail blog.
@Midnight-Oyl
How old are these cars, are they as old as you are?
One is older, most are in the 1950s to 1990s.
@Midnight-Oyl
Hey the photomanip was not that bad, sure it wasn’t one of Werekatt’s best works but it was pretty good.
Habermann trashes every single piece of art that comes on here. He should at least point out the good things about it or what he liked about it before going on to the negative things and saying how bad he thinks it is, maybe give the artist a few helpful hints and advice on how to improve.
*turns up Willie Nelson to drown out Mariana’s blather*
Technically i’m not obese or handicapped, and from the looks of it – you’re already past your expiry date – even more so than the cars in your gallery. I’m 5’7 and 170lbs so i am quite thin.
Anyway, didn’t you say you were overweight as well? So that’s the pot calling the kettle black then.
And you’ll never successfully get me IP banned i’m afraid, not as long as i have screencaps of all the trolling EGY has been both on DA and on other sites. And i have plenty of screencaps of that in action, even one of her little fail blog.
One of these days she’s going to hit a wall and she’ll realize she’s dumb.
I’m obese (now down to 245 from the 280 or thereabouts I was before, thank you, neighbor, for giving me free workout equipment!), but not handicapped. All kinds of ugly conditions come along with developmental and severe physical disability, such as brain deterioration, dementia, immune-system problems and diabetes, to name a few.
@AnonTheAnon
Actually that is you making the Hurr hurr noises, so that retard must be you.
And i’m only hearing HYUCK HYUCK noises so it must be Midnight-Oyl, after all he’s a redneck.
Oh my god, oh my fucking god… You seriously mean for me to believe your utter shit.
You BAWW all days of the week, including Sumday, Munday, Toosday, WAHHHSday, THURRsday, Cryday, and Slapsday.
@Midnight-Oyl
Sorry, it ain’t gonna happen. Keep dreaming, i’ll never get IP banned from any site and i’m planning on keep my blog on the internet forever. So there’s nothing you can do about it.
Anything is possible OL. Even Metokur Chimeras!
@AnonTheAnon
“Why? Because you are a tattletale who isn’t mature enough to fucking IGNORE things, that is WHY. You are the one spoiling other’s fun and their sense of reality is getting defimated upon because of your ridiculous existence of stupid things like weregrinches and whatever else you conjure. As for “imagination”, I have plenty of it. I have a vast amount of it….ever heard of EMPATHY? I want you to know that I have a rare but special ability. In fact, I am reading right into your very thoughts, right before you think them…because I can channel through NEGATIVITY…I have lived it enough to know how to use it to my own advantage.
I bet you think I’m crazy now, but it’s not like I care. Go ahead and keep trying to threaten, bullshit, or whatever else you plan to do. I will still be a step ahead of you. That’s also why I am not afraid of you, I can sense motives through negatives as well. So go ahead, little person, you are not but a fly on the wall after all, for I am not scared at all. You are jealous of me, but you reflect it the other way around, which is pissing you off and why you keep retorting, to try to make yourself right, when you are definitely WRONG.
And you know it…DON’T YOU? I already know that answer as well. Keep talking, you keep me interested and entertained with your lulzy little ploys.”
Oh please you are the one ruining my fun, same goes for your country bumkin friend Midnight-Oyl. And i’m not scared by you either, now that i have screencaps of all your trolling in action, it’s only a matter of time until you go too far and you’ll hit a brick wall and realize that you’re dumb and a very baaaaad troll.
And you want a lame creature? I think your metokur chimera counts. I mean it’s only power is breathing blue smoke? That sucks. Even Aquaman has better powers than that.
@AnonTheAnon
Just time i checked….you can’t read minds, and my monsters can beat your metokur chimera anyday of the week.
And i’m not jealous of you, and i don’t see why i should be – considering your gallery is nothing but crappy hate art.
Of course, it’s normal to not admit that someone that actually can read minds, particularly yours, is not right. That’s because you don’t want them to be right and you don’t want to acknowledge it because you don’t want others to know I’m “special” at all.
Amirite?
“I’m obese (now down to 245 from the 280 or thereabouts I was before, thank you, neighbor, for giving me free workout equipment!), but not handicapped. All kinds of ugly conditions come along with developmental and severe physical disability, such as brain deterioration, dementia, immune-system problems and diabetes, to name a few.”
So would you say you are almost around the same kind of physique as John Goodman, John Candy, Chris Farley, John Belushi or maybe even Marlon Brando in his later years?
@Midnight-Oyl*
“turns up Willie Nelson to drown out Mariana’s blather”
*Beats that by turning up Metallica and setting it up way past 11 to drown out Midnight-Oyl’s ranting*
OH PLEASE, Metallica is so YESTERDAY…
*BLARES FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH INSTEAD*
@Midnight-Oyl
“The skull came from a yard sale.”
I see, and did the skull originally come with the teeth or did you take those out?
He probably sent you the teeth and the package returned with a stamp saying, “We didnt find this retard at that address”
lol
@Midnight-Oyl
*YELLING* STOP CALLING ME MARIANA YOU FUCKTARD, THE NAME IS NATHAN AND I AM A FUCKING MALE. GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK HEAD!!!!!!!!
Okay Mariana, we get it. Here, put this dress on, it makes you look more girly!
“I’m obese (now down to 245 from the 280 or thereabouts I was before, thank you, neighbor, for giving me free workout equipment!), but not handicapped. All kinds of ugly conditions come along with developmental and severe physical disability, such as brain deterioration, dementia, immune-system problems and diabetes, to name a few.”
Really, from the sounds of it you look like you’re around the same category of weight as Jay Leno, Jay’s weight is estimated to be 205lbs if not heavier.
Speak for yourself, Mariana, I mean, you know how much older people are easily able to get problems. Age fights back, you have to try to fight it back… I thought you said you were 39, so why aren’t you even relating to these problems at all? Obviously, you must not be that old, or you would. But we know you’re such a damn liar, so keep spewing the same old shit about how old you are [not].
@Midnight-Oyl
Are you like Nick Frost in Shaun Of The Dead?
@Midnight-Oyl
“One is older, most are in the 1950s to 1990s.”
I see. And are you trying to rival Jay Leno in terms of car collecting skills are just doing this as a hobby?
@Midnight-Oyl
So how long have you been interested in those old cars?
@Hentai
“You are not entitled to a hear compliments about your shitty mspaint ‘shops. There are no good points.(Which is exactly why you’re not hearing any.) No one can take you seriously as an artist, attempting to help you in any way would be a waste of time. Take the hint and give up already.”
What? That’s bullshit. Who are you anyway, one of Anon’s little lackeys?
Actually she’s of her own free will, so your answer here is “no”. Guess all of those replies aren’t mine after all, are they?
And everyone on here isn’t 100% agreed with me, and I don’t care honestly. To each his own.
@AnonTheAnon
“Okay Mariana, we get it. Here, put this dress on, it makes you look more girly!”
I don’t think so and stop calling me Mariana. Now strap on this metokur chimera fursuit.
“Speak for yourself, Mariana, I mean, you know how much older people are easily able to get problems. Age fights back, you have to try to fight it back… I thought you said you were 39, so why aren’t you even relating to these problems at all? Obviously, you must not be that old, or you would. But we know you’re such a damn liar, so keep spewing the same old shit about how old you are [not].”
Hey, i can relate – and yes i am 39, unlike you – you’re obviously just some immature kid nobody likes.
@AnonTheAnon
“OH PLEASE, Metallica is so YESTERDAY…
*BLARES FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH INSTEAD*
Speak for yourself, your trolling bores me now – you were funny now you’re unfunny.
QUIT HITTING ON MY BOYFRIEND NATHAN! HE IS THE ONLY THING THAT HAS SAVED MY SANITY SINCE BELLE LEFT ME FOR THAT FURRY!
@AnonTheAnon
“He probably sent you the teeth and the package returned with a stamp saying, “We didnt find this retard at that address”
lol.”
I wasn’t talking to you, you disgusting intellectual deprived female.
Bullfuckingshit, Mariana…. I am not sub-intelligent like you are. It’s like talking to a goldfish that has the body of a jellyfish… You have a 3-second memory, which is why you parrot everything, and your body is like a jellyfish because you can’t get up off your fat ass away from the keyboard until someone gives you an ocean of something to swim through. Yet, you can’t, because all anyone gives you is an ocean of PISS, lol. That’s because you generate the piss, the ocean doesn’t like your pollution in it’s body…
@Gaston
“QUIT HITTING ON MY BOYFRIEND NATHAN! HE IS THE ONLY THING THAT HAS SAVED MY SANITY SINCE BELLE LEFT ME FOR THAT FURRY.”
Ah ah ah, sorry but you cannot be gaston – there is only 1 Gaston from beauty and the beast, and you are not him.
@AnonTheAnon
“Oh my god, oh my fucking god… You seriously mean for me to believe your utter shit.
You BAWW all days of the week, including Sumday, Munday, Toosday, WAHHHSday, THURRsday, Cryday, and Slapsday.”
I DO NOT BAAAAW, but you obviously do because you’re jealous because i’m still more talented.
“I’m best friends with Grimmy, and he says he craves the thought of eating your soul…”
If you mean the grim reaper than you are sadly mistaken, the reaper doesn’t eat souls he collects them.
How the fuck do you think he collects them then? LOL, I thought you said I didn’t have an imagination…
I just imagined that…I guess this is PROOF then.
Oh you are not talented in the least…. If you consider stealing copyrighted photos and using the smear, clone and blur tools as your regimen, then I suppose that that is TALENT. Because after all, you can’t be happy if you are not RIGHT, but even if you are, noone else can do any of the things you say are right, because you are the only one that believes that she is right and the only one that CAN be right, no matter which way you go about it.
You are gayer than Richard Simmons.
@AnonTheAnon
“He probably sent you the teeth and the package returned with a stamp saying, “We didnt find this retard at that address”
lol.”
Actually he sent the teeth to YOU with a picture of his ass, with a note saying bite my shiny metal ass on it.
@Mariana says the one that likes to port copyrighted lines, art, and make them into SHIT for her shitty little gallery. You are an apitomy of all mankind.
Do us all a favor and go AN HERO.
Anon, you are the biggest Were-FailTroll i have seen.
@AnonTheAnon
“Anything is possible OL. Even Metokur Chimeras!”
In that case….i should probably tell you that it’s Metokur Chimera hunting season already.
Too bad for you! lol
Because it’s open season 365 days/year for weregrinch hunting, and it’s not far off from Thanksgiving or Christmas where we’ll want a roast beast (aka roast GRINCH) on our tables!
BTW, I herd u glue green fur onto your skin….
I also got to see an earth view via google of your house. Are those….WHEELCHAIR VANS in your driveway?
@AnonTheAnon
Hey Anon, remember me – i’m that werejoshpeck who stole your nieces heart.
@AnonTheAnon
When i met your niece, it was love at first sight – when i met you – i threw up.
Kind of hard to have any nieces when I am a single child.
Oh I’m sorry but you obviously don’t know anything about me. Nice try though.
@AnonTheAnon
“Oh you are not talented in the least…. If you consider stealing copyrighted photos and using the smear, clone and blur tools as your regimen, then I suppose that that is TALENT. Because after all, you can’t be happy if you are not RIGHT, but even if you are, noone else can do any of the things you say are right, because you are the only one that believes that she is right and the only one that CAN be right, no matter which way you go about it.”
Nice try, but unfortunately that insult makes you come across as the talentless retarded one, those photos of JC were not copyrighted by any company and JC himself was not owned by any company.
And you call shitty mspaint edited screencaps, bad hate art stories and stolen t shirt pics art? You’re a bad troll, a veeeery bad troll.
You are gayer than Richard Simmons.”
@AnonTheAnon
“Too bad for you! lol
Because it’s open season 365 days/year for weregrinch hunting, and it’s not far off from Thanksgiving or Christmas where we’ll want a roast beast (aka roast GRINCH) on our tables!
BTW, I herd u glue green fur onto your skin….
I also got to see an earth view via google of your house. Are those….WHEELCHAIR VANS in your driveway?”
Sorry Anon but i’m afraid grinch hunting season has been cancelled, however i’m offering a bounty for anyone who can shoot Midnight-Oyl after all it’s cannibal redneck season.
Ha-ha! Caught you making a death threat against me, Mariana!
@AnonTheAnon
“Mariana says the one that likes to port copyrighted lines, art, and make them into SHIT for her shitty little gallery. You are an apitomy of all mankind.
Do us all a favor and go AN HERO.”
NO, HOW ABOUT YOU AN HERO YOU PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A TROLL AND MY ART IS NOT SITTY IN CONTRAST TO YOUR GODAWFUL MSPAINT EDITED SCREENCAPS – BUT THERE’S STILL HOPE FOR You – maybe you can quit da and get a real job.
@Midnight-Oyl
“Ha-ha! Caught you making a death threat against me, Mariana!”
Must eat braaaaaaaaaaaaaains….. *tries eating Midnight-Oyl’s brains* Yuck, after all these years your brains still taste like crude oil mixed with sewer water.
How dare you make fun of my wife like that! And the insult was rubbish too!
Now I decided to make fun of your nana and John Candy the way you make fun of my wife!
@AnonTheAnon
“How the fuck do you think he collects them then? LOL, I thought you said I didn’t have an imagination…
I just imagined that…I guess this is PROOF then.
Technically the grim reaper is depicted as a skeleton like being, he has no skin or insides – just bones.
@AnonTheAnon
“Bullfuckingshit, Mariana…. I am not sub-intelligent like you are. It’s like talking to a goldfish that has the body of a jellyfish… You have a 3-second memory, which is why you parrot everything, and your body is like a jellyfish because you can’t get up off your fat ass away from the keyboard until someone gives you an ocean of something to swim through. Yet, you can’t, because all anyone gives you is an ocean of PISS, lol. That’s because you generate the piss, the ocean doesn’t like your pollution in it’s body.”
Actually you’re talking about yourself, sorry missy.
@Midnight-Oyl
Stop calling me Mariana already, i am a male – the name is Nathan you fucktard. Get it through that thick head of yours.
@AnonTheAnon
I’m not the fat one here, you and Midnight-Oyl are both fatter – and combined you form the blob from Akira.
@AnonTheAnon
Since when is quoting a movie or tv show considered copyright infringement? People do it all the time IRL. It comes with the popularity of certain movies like say Star Wars, Army Of Darkness, Lord Of The Rings, Jurassic Park, The Fly, American Werewolf In London, Exorcist.
Well i bet you quote your favorite movie sometimes.
@Zombified Dr Music’s Nana
“How dare you make fun of my wife like that! And the insult was rubbish too!
Now I decided to make fun of your nana and John Candy the way you make fun of my wife.”
Ha ha nice Midnight-Oyl, but seriously i know it’s you i mean who else would respond like that?
@Zombified Dr Music Nana
“How dare you make fun of my wife like that! And the insult was rubbish too!
Now I decided to make fun of your nana and John Candy the way you make fun of my wife.”
Nice try Midnight-Oyl but i know it’s you.
@Zombified Dr Music’s Nana
Hey i can make fun of your wife if i like, it’s not like she was a celebrity or anything.
I know that’s you Midnight-Oyl, nice try trying to make fun of my nana and John Candy like that but i’ll have you know that my nana didn’t ever say anything like what you just said, she was a sweet kind woman.
Midnight Oyl + Anon/EGY = The blob from Akira, Anon/EGY + Rents = Anornets.
Yes, Mariana, it was me. I will talk shit about your nana, John Candy or anyone else special to you who’s no longer alive, if you talk shit about my wife. You should also consider that you are overweight too, before you make fun of other people’s weight. We know that the facepaint model you use in your art is really you, since the morphed pictures you claim are all you and the MSPainted werecreature and inflation art you use as avatars on other sites have her face and body visible upon close examination.
“Those who live in glass houses shall not throw stones.”
And I know your name is Mariana, you wouldn’t loudly object to me calling you that if you hadn’t gone on so long with the fake identity of “Nathan Forester”.
@Midnight-Oyl
Let me tell you something Darell L.Wilhelm, I am sorry for making fun of her and everything but face it – she’s dead, there’s nothing you can do about it, it’s the circle of life, dude – people live, people die – that’s the way it goes sometimes you just have to roll with it. Maybe it was for the best.
And i’d appreciate it if you don’t refer to me by my ‘real name’, please?
And the girl in the inflation art pics and the werecreature stuff isn’t me, i’m not a girl and i’m not overweight – i am 5’7 170lbs and anyway you’re the one calling the kettle black, you said yourself that you were obese and that you have all those health problems which i have too, i can relate.
@Midnight-Oyl
Jerk.
@Midnight-Oyl
Nope, that’s not me – the person in the photos is not me – try again and maybe you’ll get it right.
@Midnight-Oyl
By the way I do not use mspaint for my photo-editing, i use photoshop 6.0, EGY is the one who uses MSPaint – all the damn time, i mean just take a look at her gallery – nothing but crappy mspaint edited screencaps.
Photoshop 6.0? Is that IT?? LOL!
Do you live in Bedrock or what? XD
@Midnight-Oyl
Look i appologise for making fun of your wife, i know that she was very very dear to you and that you loved her- but face it, she’s dead and you can’t do anything to bring her back, it is the circle of life – people live, people die you know the drill – maybe it was for the best – but don’t worry i’m sure she still with you in spirit and in your heart – that is if you have one.
If you really loved her, then you should have saved her from making that really stupid mistake of taking that lethal combination of sleeping pills and alcohol – if she was really that depressed why didn’t she just talk to you about her problems instead of just downing it all down with alcohol and sleeping pills like that?
Think about it, you could have prevented it from happenening and that way she would still be alive and still be yours.
You can’t prevent “state of mind” from a relapse, dork…
If someone is going to do something, something simple such as adrenaline can make you do things beyond your will if the aggression or depression is high enough. Some people do things while others aren’t looking but we cannot read minds that well, and we are not all psychic to see what lies ahead in the future to prevent it. Use YOUR head, you obviously are not a qualified psychologist (and thus, neither am I, but I know more obviously).
@Midnight-Oyl
It isn’t so much my fault for making fun of her as it is your fault for not saving her from making that mistake of killing herself with that lethal combination of sleeping pills and alcohol. If you really loved her, you would have saved her from making that mistake and that way she’d still be alive and still be yours to love forever and ever.
I’m sure she is in a better place now.
Yeah, at least she didn’t have to know that a weregrinch exists, lol.
And besides that, why do you have this god-awful fucking habit of “raising the dead”? What are you, some hidanistic bloodbather or something? Does Satan request you make personal phone calls to the dead so you can know what exactly is going to happen to you when you go down to the fires below where Satan, his dancing demons, and Demongoat will be waiting for you with a werejohncandysuit.
It is inevitable.
@Midnight-Oyl
It’s the circle of life, people live, people die – it happens all the time.
Yep, just like your nana. She was a big fat werejohncandy suit-making whore that laid on her back for a living while running a business inside of her run-down, sleazy, cat-shit-filled, rickity-rack of a trailer home that was only big enough for one man to sleep with, her cat and it’s small box to shit in that she never hardly cleaned, and a shit, shower, and shave. She also had hairy spider legs, which you inherited, but you didn’t get her golden shaver, and the only reason she didn’t shave was because she didn’t want the 24K gold to wear off. Plus, she spun webs and caught bugs so she and her cat could eat. Remember that plate of flies she gave you laat time she came over? CHECK YOUR SORRY ASS, YOU PROBABLY HAVE WORMS…
Also, your dick is dead, much like your brain or your TL;DR stories or shitty works of art.
@Midnight-Oyl
You already are talking shit about me, and yet you don’t even know me or what i’m like IRL.
I’m not overweight i am actually 170lbs which is considered to be quite slim for my age and i really am 39.
You seem to claim i’m a woman named Mariana – newsflash i’m not, it’s Nathan you moron and i’m a guy.
The girl in the photos is not me again.
You’re just digging yourself an even bigger grave, hope there’s a coffin you can squeeze your 260lb ass in.
@Midnight-Oyl
Hold on before you begin to spew shit about my nana, i just have one question: DO YOU EVEN KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HER AT ALL?
@Midnight-Oyl
You could have saved your wife from making that stupid mistake of killing herself with that lethal combo of alcohol and sleeping pills…
But it’s too late now, the dead have her now – and she is performing stripper shows in the underworld.
I am sorry, i do not know this person you speak of.
@AnonTheAnon
You are the one that has the memory of a goldfish and the body of a jellyfish, also you claim Nathan is parroting when guess what – you’re the real parrot here, you’ve been repeating yourself for the last several weeks and you have gone from being funny to be a pathetic failtroll, you are the real parrot – you reuse the same insults over and over again and you’re the retard here – one day you’ll hit a brick wall and realize you’re dumb because your shitty mspaint edits will not get you anywhere.
You are obviously a sockpuppet of Mariana’s.
@AnonTheAnon
“Yep, just like your nana. She was a big fat werejohncandy suit-making whore that laid on her back for a living while running a business inside of her run-down, sleazy, cat-shit-filled, rickity-rack of a trailer home that was only big enough for one man to sleep with, her cat and it’s small box to shit in that she never hardly cleaned, and a shit, shower, and shave. She also had hairy spider legs, which you inherited, but you didn’t get her golden shaver, and the only reason she didn’t shave was because she didn’t want the 24K gold to wear off. Plus, she spun webs and caught bugs so she and her cat could eat. Remember that plate of flies she gave you laat time she came over? CHECK YOUR SORRY ASS, YOU PROBABLY HAVE WORM.”
Oh look who’s talking, you reuse that same insult over and over again. Sing a new song will ya?
@AnonTheAnon
“Also, your dick is dead, much like your brain or your TL;DR stories or shitty works of art.”
Actually my brain isn’t dead, but yours is – and you are starting to rot and go stale, so much so that Midnight-Oyl is now starting to look like a hungry vulture.
@AnonTheAnon
And you’re the one to talk about prehistory, you’re still using paint.
@AnonTheAnon
I’m sure it will be your turn to go anytime, and Midnight-Oyl already stated his age so he’s already past his prime.
@AnonTheAnon
“You can’t prevent “state of mind” from a relapse, dork…
If someone is going to do something, something simple such as adrenaline can make you do things beyond your will if the aggression or depression is high enough. Some people do things while others aren’t looking but we cannot read minds that well, and we are not all psychic to see what lies ahead in the future to prevent it. Use YOUR head, you obviously are not a qualified psychologist (and thus, neither am I, but I know more obviously).”
Oh yes i can, i have ‘the gift’ and you don’t.
“Yeah, at least she didn’t have to know that a weregrinch exists, lol.
And besides that, why do you have this god-awful fucking habit of “raising the dead”? What are you, some hidanistic bloodbather or something? Does Satan request you make personal phone calls to the dead so you can know what exactly is going to happen to you when you go down to the fires below where Satan, his dancing demons, and Demongoat will be waiting for you with a werejohncandysuit.
It is inevitable.”
You have no idea what have you gotten yourself into, basically i can raise the dead – i have raise the dead kit. And about that werejohncandy fursuit thing – it ain’t gonna happen, sorry – but i already talked to Satan about that and he said he didn’t have a f***ing clue what you’re talking about, but he did say he had a metokur chimera fursuit with your name on it as well as a rabid country western bear fursuit with Midnight-Oyl’s name on it for you both into fall into respectively.
You have ‘the gift’, huh? Is that the gift of assholism, because you are fucking good at it. WOW…I’m not even as good as you are, you an Asshole GOD…
Yeah, at least she didn’t have to know that a weregrinch exists, lol.
And besides that, why do you have this god-awful fucking habit of “raising the dead”? What are you, some hidanistic bloodbather or something? Does Satan request you make personal phone calls to the dead so you can know what exactly is going to happen to you when you go down to the fires below where Satan, his dancing demons, and Demongoat will be waiting for you with a werejohncandysuit.
It is inevitable.”
You have no idea what have you gotten yourself into, basically i can raise the dead – i have raise the dead kit. And about that werejohncandy fursuit thing – it ain’t gonna happen, sorry – but i already talked to Satan about that and he said he didn’t have a f***ing clue what you’re talking about, but he did say he had a metokur chimera fursuit with your name on it as well as a rabid country western bear fursuit with Midnight-Oyl’s name on it for you both into fall into respectively.
@AnonTheAnon
“Yeah, at least she didn’t have to know that a weregrinch exists, lol.
And besides that, why do you have this god-awful fucking habit of “raising the dead”? What are you, some hidanistic bloodbather or something? Does Satan request you make personal phone calls to the dead so you can know what exactly is going to happen to you when you go down to the fires below where Satan, his dancing demons, and Demongoat will be waiting for you with a werejohncandysuit.
It is inevitable.”
You have no idea what have you gotten yourself into, basically i can raise the dead – i have raise the dead kit.
And about that werejohncandy fursuit thing – it ain’t gonna happen, sorry – but i already talked to Satan about that and he said he didn’t have a f***ing clue what you’re talking about, but he did say he had a metokur chimera fursuit with your name on it as well as a rabid country western bear fursuit with Midnight-Oyl’s name on it for you both into fall into respectively.
We’ll ask Satan’s permission to come back from Hell just for one final mission to bite your neck and make you a IRL werejohncandy, lol
@AnonTheAnon
I already talked to Satan and he said he doesn’t even know DG and he didn’t have a clue about what you were talking about, he said he didn’t have a werejohncandy fursuit for me to fall into as he said that i’m not evil enough to end up in Hell anyway, but he does know what you and Midnight-Oyl have been up to and he says that you are both destined to spend an eternity in Hell, he also said he’s his demons ready to dance around you when you come and that he has a metokur chimera fursuit out for you to fall into and a rabid country western bear fursuit for midnight-oyl to fall into.
@AnonTheAnon
But that doesn’t mean her mind was clear when she died, for all we know she could have been possessed.
She wasn’t possessed, dumbfuck. You’d better not even think that my current GF is going to do what my wife did, since she’s not going to!
@Midnight-Oyl
Well you better think of a way to prevent her from doing something stupid like that, tell her to lay off the booze.
@AnonTheAnon
“She wasn’t possessed, dumbfuck. You’d better not even think that my current GF is going to do what my wife did, since she’s not going to.”
Well you better stop from making a mistake like that, you better tell you to lay off the booze or better yet – show her one of those anti-drug PSAs like Cartoon Allstars to the rescue.
@Midnight-Oyl
Well you better stop from making a mistake like that, you better tell you to lay off the booze or better yet – show her one of those anti-drug PSAs like Cartoon Allstars to the rescue, or show her something so fucked up she’ll have to go off the booze or drugs or whatever she’s on.
@AnonTheAnon
Ha ha, very funny. But here’s a little spoiler for ya: I don’t use a wheelchair, dumbass – neither do i drool, say hurr hurr, wear braces or anything like that.
Get it that thick skull of yours, same goes for Midnight Oyl wo i shall refer to Midnight Boyle as in Susan Boyle.
@AnonTheAnon
Spoiler alert: I DON’T USE A WHEELCHAIR YOU FUCKING MORON.
@Midnight-Oyl
Hey old Macdonald, your farmhouse is on fire.
No, it’s not, dumbfuck. Hey, your group home is on fire, better run back in to get as many of your toys as you can grab!
@Midnight-Oyl
*performs Shryuken on him*
@AnonTheAnon
*decapitates her*
@Midnight-Oyl
Let me just tell you one thing, i’m a male and my name is N-A-T-H-A-N.
And everything you know about me is wrong.
I read your commnent on Dimmar’s DA page. I believe you are doing something wrong YOU’RE FUCKING TROLLING ME FOR NO FUCKING REASON YOU FUCKTARDED MORON.
And what’s worse is that that you don’t realize EGY is the real troll, she sent that whole EGY Da account up to troll me.
You wouldn’t be objecting to me calling you Mariana if you weren’t still trying to hide the truth about not being a man named Nathan Forester. EGY & I are doing NOTHING WRONG, and you are the one who has the problem with us, YOU are the one trolling and causing problems. She did not set that account up just to troll you, she did it to target your little tartlet tard, weeaboo girlfriend Rebeccachu too. Now go take a nap until your caregiver tells you it’s time to take your pills.
@Midnight-Oyl
Spoiler alert: I don’t live in a home for ‘retarded adults’ and the name is Nathan – N-A-T-H-A-N, get it right you fucktard.
@Midnight-Oyl
“You wouldn’t be objecting to me calling you Mariana if you weren’t still trying to hide the truth about not being a man named Nathan Forester. EGY & I are doing NOTHING WRONG, and you are the one who has the problem with us, YOU are the one trolling and causing problems. She did not set that account up just to troll you, she did it to target your little tartlet tard, weeaboo girlfriend Rebeccachu too. Now go take a nap until your caregiver tells you it’s time to take your pills.”
TLDR.
@Midnight-Oyl
Bullfuckingshit, you’re the one with the 50000 year old grudge against me.
@Midnight-Oyl
Spoiler alert: I don’t live in a home already, i live with my parents.
You will end up in a home or an institution though, once your parents die or get tired of changing your diapers, pushing your wheelchair, buying you toys and video games to shut you up every time you throw a tantrum in a store, restraining you when you flip out after someone disagrees with you on the Internet and replacing toys, computers and everything else you destroy out of anger then complain about having lost.
You live with your parents? What a loser! This automatically makes you a “basement-dweller” type… So how many stuffed animals are in that room of yours? Do your parents let you go out late at night? Do you love your job at McDonald’s and did they promote you yet from fry cook to shake maker? lol
You say you have talent, but REAL talent is for those that have more freedom, and freedom is not when you have to live with PARENTS! So enjoy your life with mommy and daddy, because mommy still likes to know that you change your dirty underwear…
@Midnight-Oyl
“You will end up in a home or an institution though, once your parents die or get tired of changing your diapers, pushing your wheelchair, buying you toys and video games to shut you up every time you throw a tantrum in a store, restraining you when you flip out after someone disagrees with you on the Internet and replacing toys, computers and everything else you destroy out of anger then complain about having lost.”
Oh please, i don’t have a wheelchair nor do i wear diapers and i will not end up in a home, you probably will though and you’ll end up in the infamous insane asylum in Arkansas because that’s where you were born, right?
Or you could just end up dying of some highly contagious venerial disease.
I hope you drown in a pond of your own drool, HURR HURR you retardation.
@Midnight-Oyl
Spoiler alert: I do not throw tantrums, not anywhere and i do not destroy things out of anger, that would be more of your thing – i bet you shoot the tv more times than Elvis alledgedly did.
I bet he doesn’t, but maybe you do… That’s why you must resort to these horrible misfigured pictures you re-crap and then write shitty stories that nobody gives a shit about. If you did shoot your tv, I hope the next time since you don’t have the tv, you can shoot yourself in the foot just to get your anger out, lol
@Midnight-Oyl
You’re already past your prime.
Ha, if you really are 39, you are past MY prime.
Geezer Grinch fucker.
@Midnight-Oyl
I do not throw tantrums anywhere or destroy things out of anger, that is more of your thing besides taking pictures of really ancient cars.
So? Like you don’t write shitty stories about everything that is “past century”….
@Midnight-Oyl
Bullfuckingshit, i do not throw tantrums in stores or anywhere else and i do not destroy things out of anger, that is more on the lines of soemthing you did as a kid – after all you were a bully growing up, weren’t you?
@Midnight-Oyl
Man you are really digging your own grave here, do you have any idea who you are dealing with?
@Midnight-Oyl
The name is N-A-T-H-A-N. Get it right.
@Midnight-Oyl
You’re the one who is going to end up in a mental institution, and you’re going to be forever ranting…”NATHAN FORESTER IS REALLY MARIANA HANKS” over and over but no one will believe you because they will think you’re crazy.
Midnight-oyl continued to make a jerkass out of himself while Nathan turned into his weregrinch form and snuck out.
@Midnight-Oyl
Lay off the drugs and booze.
You should take some anti-depressant pills for your anxiety over all this trolling, Mariana lol…
I mean, c’mon, you aren’t fooling me one bit. I can see right through your writing that you are infuriated and disgusted and also trying to enlighten us a little by making some stupid ploy that you are through with us, just to gout us to STOP.
Guess what? It’s not working… I told you already, I know your motives, and you are working off of negativity and I can see right through it like a thin sheet of glass… Soon, my eyes will break that glass and I can dig deeper into your head, pushover… You wouldn’t believe the things I could do…test me at your own risk…
@Midnight-Oyl
“You wouldn’t be objecting to me calling you Mariana if you weren’t still trying to hide the truth about not being a man named Nathan Forester. EGY & I are doing NOTHING WRONG, and you are the one who has the problem with us, YOU are the one trolling and causing problems. She did not set that account up just to troll you, she did it to target your little tartlet tard, weeaboo girlfriend Rebeccachu too. Now go take a nap until your caregiver tells you it’s time to take your pills.”
Ha ha very funny Midnight-Oyl, where did you get that joke from Bad Insults R Us?
Like i said i don’t live in a home or ever will end up in one, shut your godamn mouth or i personally hire Chuck Norris to come to your house and kick your ass – and i do not take pills.
Now you just go shut your damn computer down, get yourself a life, law off the fucking booze and drugs already and go take pictures of crappy old cars or something.
It’s N-A-T-H-A-N, get it right you disgusting old fart.
I believe you are mistaken when you said you would hire Chuck Norris… For one, you live with your parents, so what kind of income would pay for such, and TWO, I highly doubt that Chuck would even bow into such an inane, dispicable idea to begin with. I know more about Chuck than you do, and he happens to be a down to earth kind of guy…
Your Bruce Campbell pales in comparison…
Poor little Mariana, sore from being beaten up by the trolls she once thought she was so successful in trolling, turned against her her own trolling tricks and now she is pissed beyond belief, BAWWing about it all over the Internets and feeling her “life” threatened all because of it. If the truth hurts, I guess that sucks to be you… After all, you were the one that had to open your BIG MOUTH about the stupid Werekatt raccoon manip, and you didn’t think before sticking your own foot in your mouth. Since you have already admitted butthurt, why don’t you take a seat and have a nice cup of STFU for once?
@AnonTheAnon
“You should take some anti-depressant pills for your anxiety over all this trolling, Mariana lol…
I mean, c’mon, you aren’t fooling me one bit. I can see right through your writing that you are infuriated and disgusted and also trying to enlighten us a little by making some stupid ploy that you are through with us, just to gout us to STOP.
Guess what? It’s not working… I told you already, I know your motives, and you are working off of negativity and I can see right through it like a thin sheet of glass… Soon, my eyes will break that glass and I can dig deeper into your head, pushover… You wouldn’t believe the things I could do…test me at your own risk…”
Sorry i don’t speak Dumb Bitch language. And Gout is a disease that effects the victim’s foot you moron.
And i would not want you trying to get into my mind it’s too complex for a dumb bitch like you to figure out.
Also my name isn’t Mariana, it’s Nathan. And you and Midnight-Oyl GTFO.
@AnonTheAnon
“I believe you are mistaken when you said you would hire Chuck Norris… For one, you live with your parents, so what kind of income would pay for such, and TWO, I highly doubt that Chuck would even bow into such an inane, dispicable idea to begin with. I know more about Chuck than you do, and he happens to be a down to earth kind of guy…
Your Bruce Campbell pales in comparison.”
Oh please like you know Chuck Norris, i’ll have you that i’m a millionaire – with tons of money and my own mansion and company.
You claim you’re an artist IRL but i haven’t seen any of your crappy work in galleries maybe on planet zero but that’s about it.
No one really cares for your work, so you should STFU and just quit while you’re still ahead.
@AnonTheAnon
“Poor little Mariana, sore from being beaten up by the trolls she once thought she was so successful in trolling, turned against her her own trolling tricks and now she is pissed beyond belief, BAWWing about it all over the Internets and feeling her “life” threatened all because of it. If the truth hurts, I guess that sucks to be you… After all, you were the one that had to open your BIG MOUTH about the stupid Werekatt raccoon manip, and you didn’t think before sticking your own foot in your mouth. Since you have already admitted butthurt, why don’t you
take a seat and have a nice cup of STFU for once.”
1. The name is Nathan not Mariana you fucktard. N-A-T-H-A-N.
2. I was merely pointing that the photomanip wasn’t that bad.
3. I did think before i spoke but you and Midnight-Oyl obviously don’t.
4. I did not admit butthurt in fact i hate that word, they should ban it.
5. You’re not the boss of me and neiter is Midnight-Oyl, it is you two who should get a cup of STFU – because you two are ALWAYS complaining.
6. Nobody loves you or Midnight-Oyl.
@AnonTheAnon
“Ha, if you really are 39, you are past MY prime.
Geezer Grinch fucker.’
Oh please Midnight-Oyl is way older than me and you, he’s 64.
The “prime” she speaks of is not your age, it’s your talent, which is nonexistent. I am very talented, and have done some stuff other than old cars lately.
@AnonTheAnon
“So? Like you don’t write shitty stories about everything that is “past century”…”
My stories are not shitty but the ones you posted on your hate journals are, shitty TftW ripoffs that have the same exact same things them like this:
1. Bad internet meme references nobody gets or finds funny anymore.
2. Me or Rebecca badly portrayed as trolls.
3. Random blue/green smoke appears.
4. Stupid metokur chimera appears and claims we’ve been trolling which isn’t even remotely true.
5. Chimera punishes us by doing some lame magic trick with it’s hands – and either turns us into some freakish thing or transports us into a strange horrid realm.
6. Chimera does some insidious gloating.
7. More random blue/green smoke appears.
And
8. Chimera disappears.
And the one thing that really bothers me is that everytime the chimera comes in – it comes in through the window. WTF is wrong with that chimera, doesn’t it know that trespassing is against the law? Is it too dumb to realize that it could get arrested?
@AnonTheAnon
“I bet he doesn’t, but maybe you do… That’s why you must resort to these horrible misfigured pictures you re-crap and then write shitty stories that nobody gives a shit about. If you did shoot your tv, I hope the next time since you don’t have the tv, you can shoot yourself in the foot just to get your anger out, lol.”
I don’t throw tantrums but probably you did as a kid, that’s why you’re always bitching and complaining, which is why you’re like Judge Revel Horwood from Strictly Come Dancing, whenever he’s in a bad mood he takes it on the dancers and when you’re in one you take it out on me.
You have no idea what you have gotten yourself into, one of these days you will hit a brick wall and realize that you are indeed a moron. I mean if you set up that account to troll poor Rebbeccachu then why were the first “comments” you typed up sent to MY page?
@AnonTheaNON
“You live with your parents? What a loser! This automatically makes you a “basement-dweller” type… So how many stuffed animals are in that room of yours? Do your parents let you go out late at night? Do you love your job at McDonald’s and did they promote you yet from fry cook to shake maker? lol
You say you have talent, but REAL talent is for those that have more freedom, and freedom is not when you have to live with PARENTS! So enjoy your life with mommy and daddy, because mommy still likes to know that you change your dirty underwear…”
Hey my parents let me do whatever i want and when i want, and yes i am far more talented than you’ll ever be, while i may not be a good artist i do have a great imagination and love telling stories and by the way my stories are still better than yours.
And you should talk, you have no boyfriend, only one cat and no other friends.
It’s about time you gave up the stupid troll act.
Who needs friends when I can troll YOU online! I like all my watchers, though, or anyone else that likes to troll you, because it makes it fun for all, lol
So? Jealous I have a cat? I guess maybe because if you really are a male, you are just jealous you don’t get PUSSY…
They let you do anything you want, when you want? Like what? Do I even want to know, lol…. Does it deal with one or two hands?
@AnonTheAnon
“I hope you drown in a pond of your own drool, HURR HURR you retardation.”
You reuse that same insult over and over again, when it’s not even remotely true – i do not say hurr hurr or drool and i really am a male. Everything you and midnight-oyl says is a damn lie.
@AnonTheAnon
“You have ‘the gift’, huh? Is that the gift of assholism, because you are fucking good at it. WOW…I’m not even as good as you are, you an Asshole GOD.”
No, I have the gift of being psychic i can predict the future and i also know that you and Midnight-Oyl are so easy to figure out because you’re both so predictable.
You on the other hand have the gift of suckiness while midnight-oyl has the gift of assholery. Making you queen and king of those respective fields.
I know that both of you tend to reuse the same insults over and over again.
@AnonTheAnon
Nice failsong you wrote on your failblog, too bad it sucks and was completely out of tune.
Well i guess it’s not your fault if you’re tonedeath.
Sure, EGY’s song wasn’t perfect, but it was way better than the shit you called “song parodies” on Amiright, and published long after you were banned.
Signed, Anonymous Informant, aka midnight-oyl
@AnonTheAnon
Nice fail song you posted on your journal, too bad it sucked and was completely out of tune.
Well i guess i can’t blame you for trying but i can blame you for being tone deaf.
The name is Nathan and i really a male so just stop saying it’s Mariana because you’re just being ignorant and childish.
@Midnight-Oyl
About that story you alledgedly posted while posing as Andria, it’s not real – there is no Mariana Hanks, she’s a fictional character – get over it – it didn’t blow my cover at all – that was a fictional character. Get it through your thick head Captain McRedneck – Mariana isn’t real, she is a fictional character.
Yes, Mariana is real… there’s a Steve Irwin poem that you had on dA for a while that was also credited to a Mariana Hanks, of Wairau Valley Special School, Forrest Hill, Auckland, New Zealand, and “your” e-mail address belongs to someone whose name also appears in that story. That e-mail address’ IPs are the same as the ones I tracked on the blog that I set up under Andria’s name, they are based in Forrest Hill, Auckland, NZ, and the ISP name (Telecom Internet) appears on some of your screenshots.
@AnonTheAnon
“Sure, EGY’s song wasn’t perfect, but it was way better than the shit you called “song parodies” on Amiright, and published long after you were banned.
Signed, Anonymous Informant, aka midnight-oyl.”
Bullfuckingshit. It was absolutely dreadful. After hearing EGY sing – i threw up, it’s just that bad.
Pics or it didn’t happen, Mariana.
@Midnight-Oyl
“Yes, Mariana is real… there’s a Steve Irwin poem that you had on dA for a while that was also credited to a Mariana Hanks, of Wairau Valley Special School, Forrest Hill, Auckland, New Zealand, and “your” e-mail address belongs to someone whose name also appears in that story. That e-mail address’ IPs are the same as the ones I tracked on the blog that I set up under Andria’s name, they are based in Forrest Hill, Auckland, NZ, and the ISP name (Telecom Internet) appears on some of your screenshots.”
Disclaimer: All characters portrayed in that story are fictitious. Any resemblance or similarities to persons living or dead is purely coincidental. Anyway it’s just a damn story.
@Midnight-Oyl
“The “prime” she speaks of is not your age, it’s your talent, which is nonexistent. I am very talented, and have done some stuff other than old cars lately.”
My talent isn’t the thing that non-existant here it’s your freaking brain old man. Mariana is NOT a real person, she is a fictional character – get over it, she’s not real.
Disclaimer: All characters portrayed in that work are fictitious. Any resemblances or similarities to real persons living or dead is purely coincidental. Anyway it’s just a damn story so get over it already, go find yourself someone else to bother.
And i happen to have plenty of talent unlike you – you can’t tell me what to do or what i can’t be, you’re not the boss of me and i do as i please.
And another thing i don’t livei n a group home for retarded people and never will end up in one so STFU about that already, and i don’t sit in a wheelchair, drool or say any of those things that EGY so badly claims i do.
You’re batshit insane man, i suggest you seek help – immediately.
And how would you put so much of that detail, including the name of the person whom “your” e-mail address belongs to, the real name and breed of your cat, the endearment in the story, and a lot of other stuff that nobody other than this person you claim is not real, or her parents and teachers, would know about?
@Midnight-Oyl
My talent is not non-existent but yours clearly is, i mean your gallery does not look like much – just a bunch of old cars, abandoned places and a bunch of other stuff that looked like it crawled out of the 50′s, and that freaky looking fake skull. You’re one fucked dude.
Also i do not have a yeast infection or an unwashed body, i shower twice a day you know – and you should too, because you probably get yourself covered in dirt every single day – especially when hanging around those old cars and stuff. It’s like you’re a regular greasepit.
Be truthful with me, Mariana: How many times a day do you go to my dA page?
I’m going to get a premium membership one of these days, and I’ll start tracking how many times and when you visit my page.
Hit “submit comment” too soon.
And how would you put so much of that detail, including the name of the person whom “your” e-mail address belongs to, the real name and breed of your cat, the endearment in the story, and a lot of other stuff that nobody other than this person you claim is not real, or her parents and teachers, would know about, into your story, given the comparatively sparse details in your other stories? You aren’t a teacher at Wairau Valley Special School or anyone’s parent, foster or otherwise, at least I hope you wouldn’t be.
Oh yeah… You’re MARIANA HANKS and are denying it, saying that you’re a fictional character of someone named Nathan Forester, whom you’ve claimed to be for years!
@Midnight-Oyl
“Sure, EGY’s song wasn’t perfect, but it was way better than the shit you called “song parodies” on Amiright, and published long after you were banned.
Signed, Anonymous Informant, aka midnight-oyl.”
Are you okay? Because it seriously sounds like you actually like EGY’S song. I think it was dreadful, just dreadful.
Then again it’s not surprising considering your taste in music consists of Willie Nelson and other country western hasbeens.
@Midnight-Oyl
“Hit “submit comment” too soon.
And how would you put so much of that detail, including the name of the person whom “your” e-mail address belongs to, the real name and breed of your cat, the endearment in the story, and a lot of other stuff that nobody other than this person you claim is not real, or her parents and teachers, would know about, into your story, given the comparatively sparse details in your other stories? You aren’t a teacher at Wairau Valley Special School or anyone’s parent, foster or otherwise, at least I hope you wouldn’t be.
Oh yeah… You’re MARIANA HANKS and are denying it, saying that you’re a fictional character of someone named Nathan Forester, whom you’ve claimed to be for years.”
Because i’m a details man. Don’t like it? And the name really is N-A-T-H-A-N, you fucktard.
Again you’re just the really stupid one here, falling for EGY’s not a troll routine when you know that she is really is one and you’re just sucking up to her just like Shamoosh, Orochimarusgirl, Cyan King and DG – because you feel sorry for her because she is a pathetic lowlife.
If she set up that troll account to target Rebbecca not me then how come the first comments she posted where on my profile and how come the first journal she wrote was a hate journal directed at me?
@Midnight-Oyl
I’ve been on your DA page maybe 10 or 15 times but just to laugh at how bad it is. In fact when i screencapped your gallery and edited in GIMP, i changed the title of your gallery to It Came From The 50′s because not only is it a nod to old 50′s horror films but it’s also because most of the cars in that gallery come from that era along with that old abandoned restrant.
I could sum up your gallery in this manner – it’s what happened if David Lynch directed American Graffiti.
And that fake human skull with no teeth still raises a lot of questions.
Your gallery is what happened if Dr. Seuss rose from the dead and puked on your face.
@Midnight-Oyl
To answer your question about 10 or 15 times and that is to laugh at how cheesy and tacky some of the stuff really is.
And your deviantart ID is seriously creepy, it makes you look like a serial killer or rapist, i wouldn’t want to run into you in a dark alley – because you sound like are not a trustworthy person.
Yours is CREEPIER. His ID suggests that he has CLASS and FUN, while yours only suggests that you are a copycat and still using some fake wannabe excuse of an existence called “weregrinch”, which is also not an element that most employers would want from a work candidate. Maybe you should also shave off your glued on fur while you’re at it, lulz
@Midnight-Oyl
*blares out Creature Feature to block out Midnight-Oyl’s blathering and ranting*
@Midnight-Oyl
Because your gallery is the biggest mindfuck ever.
You are the biggest MIND SCAR….
EVAR.
@Midnight-Oyl
What? Sorry? I can’t hear what you are saying.
*blares out more Creature Feature to block out Midnight-Oyl’s ranting*
Sorry, can’t hear a word you’re saying.
@Midnight-Oyl
Sorry i can’t hear ya, must be because of the music.
*blares out more music to block out Midnight-Oyl’s ranting and EGY’s bitching*
@Midnight-Oyl
*still blaring out music to block out his rants*
*still blaring out music to block out what Midnight-Oyl is saying, then turns it up so loud it causes Midnight-Oyl’s head to explode*
I have a splitting headache, Mariana, but you didn’t cause it!
I wish I could blame my head blowing up on you, so I could get you put on Death Row!
*blares out more music to block out the noise coming from EGY’s side, turns it up when it reaches a face melter solo and watches as EGY’s face melts*
@Midnight-Oyl
*facepalm*
@Midnight-Oyl
You, get aboard the failboat and take EGY with you, you can both recreate the movie Titanic together and hopefully this time both of you will die when the ship hits the iceberg and sinks.
@Midnight-Oyl
“I have a splitting headache, Mariana, but you didn’t cause it!
I wish I could blame my head blowing up on you, so I could get you put on Death Row!”
Please call me Nathan. And for the record, you’d be on death row more than me.
In that case, i’m going to make it even worse. *turns up the volume on every single radio in the facility*
@Midnight-Oyl
You do realize that if you even think about anything on me no one is going to believe you because they’ll think you’re crazy, don’t you?
:nana:
@Midnight-Oyl
You know if you do end up blaming everything on me even if i didn’t do anything wrong, people are not going to believe me and they’ll probably think you’re insane. And that’s just a step away from being registered to the insane asylum where you’ll be dragged, kicking and screaming while you rant…”Nathan is really Mariana Hanks” over and over again but no one will be able to heat you because you’ll be locked in a padded cell.
You know if you do end up blaming everything on me even if i didn’t do anything wrong, people are not going to believe me and they’ll probably think you’re insane. And that’s just a step away from being registered to the insane asylum where you’ll be dragged, kicking and screaming while you rant…”Nathan is really Mariana Hanks” over and over again but no one will be able to hear you because you’ll be locked in a padded cell.
I am not insane! Rents is fully aware of the fact that you are Mariana Hanks in denial, as is Kheperbleu, and I’m sure Habermann and Hbomberguy are at least somewhat aware of it.
@Midnight-Oyl
“I am not insane! Rents is fully aware of the fact that you are Mariana Hanks in denial, as is Kheperbleu, and I’m sure Habermann and Hbomberguy are at least somewhat aware of it.” He tried to say but couldn’t.
As Midnight-Oyl continued to berate Nathan, his appearance was becoming more and more monster-like, taking on a more reptilian look as his voice got deeper and scarier.
Nathan took a few swings at him before turning weregrinch and entering an attack pose.
Midnight-Oyl was now looking more snake-like than ever as he got closer to Nathan, he gave Nathan a really evil slasher smile revealing that his teeth were razor sharp fangs.
“Ssssssoon, the whole world will know that you are really a woman named Mariana and me, Rents, Habermann and EGY will rule the internetssss… and this is nothing you’ll be able to do about it.” He hissed, his eyes becoming more like snake eyes.
“No-no-no, you wouldn’t dare.” Nathan retorted.
“Oh yesssssssssssss….. i would. Because i’d do anything to get you off DA even if i have to lie, cheat and steal to do it.” He hissed once again. “Now do i look like the kind of guy would do that to someone like you….YESSSSSSSSSS!”
Nathan could see that Midnight-Oyl wasn’t looking much like a human anymore, in fact Midnight-Oyl was looking downright reptilian. Midnight-Oyl was looking more like a humanoid snake then a person.
Midnight-Oyl looked so much like Orochimaru, maybe even Godzilla, that he used this reptilian power to show you that you were a wimpy, two-headed lizard-tailed basement-dwelling copypasta-ing FUCKTARD….
And with that Nathan went off..
Don’t make me laugh.
@Midnight-Oyl
*shoots him*
@Midnight-Oyl
Loser.
Boom. Boom.
Poor midnight-oyl.
Thanks for the lift gentlemen.
*turns into a snake and slithers off*
@Midnight-Oyl
“Hit “submit comment” too soon.
And how would you put so much of that detail, including the name of the person whom “your” e-mail address belongs to, the real name and breed of your cat, the endearment in the story, and a lot of other stuff that nobody other than this person you claim is not real, or her parents and teachers, would know about, into your story, given the comparatively sparse details in your other stories? You aren’t a teacher at Wairau Valley Special School or anyone’s parent, foster or otherwise, at least I hope you wouldn’t be.
Oh yeah… You’re MARIANA HANKS and are denying it, saying that you’re a fictional character of someone named Nathan Forester, whom you’ve claimed to be for years!”
No i’m not, Mariana isn’t real – this is what happens when you hang around a stupid little troll like EGY, her stupidity gets to you as well and turns your brains to mush.
And you should STFU.
@Midnight-Oyl
“I am not insane! Rents is fully aware of the fact that you are Mariana Hanks in denial, as is Kheperbleu, and I’m sure Habermann and Hbomberguy are at least somewhat aware of it.”
Of course you’re not insane, nurse would you mind handing me the tranquilizing dart gun?
Nurse: Here you go, Doc.
Thanks. *aims a tranquilizer dart at Midnight-Oyl and fires*
*Midnight-Oyl falls unconcious on the ground*
@Midnight-Oyl
Of course you’re not insane, nurse – the tranquilizer dart gun please.
@Midnight-Oyl
Of course you’re not insane. Nurse, hand me the tranquilizer dart gun.
Bang bang.. you’re dead.
Eees..
*chants in Latin*
*singing*
*is watching Nostalgia Critic*
Sorry man, gotta go.
Peace.
Peace otu bro.
@Midnight-Oyl
*dances around his corpse*
I’m still alive, dumbfuck.
Wooop woop.
Whoop.
Whatever.
@AnoNTheAnon
“Yours is CREEPIER. His ID suggests that he has CLASS and FUN, while yours only suggests that you are a copycat and still using some fake wannabe excuse of an existence called “weregrinch”, which is also not an element that most employers would want from a work candidate. Maybe you should also shave off your glued on fur while you’re at it, lul.”
Uh hello…..Midnight-Oyl is a fucking redneck, rednecks have no class – they’re as dumb as a brick and watch wrestling most likely thinking it’s REAL. They also get arroused by that blonde chick from Dukes Of Hazard, make love to farm animals and listen to Willie Nelson and other bad country music.
Same with you – you’re like a school in summer – no class, no style, just troll troll troll. You’re a very bad troll.
Mariana… you and your stereotypes! I’m smarter than any retard, I watch wrestling on occasion but know it’s staged, your idea of country music is Shania Twain and Keith Urban, I am not sexually aroused by anyone on TV, and I have only had sex with women- not farm animals. Go kill yourself.
@AnonTheAnon
“Midnight-Oyl looked so much like Orochimaru, maybe even Godzilla, that he used this reptilian power to show you that you were a wimpy, two-headed lizard-tailed basement-dwelling copypasta-ing FUCKTARD…”
But the vision that the creepy half lizard redneck known as Midnight-Oyl tried showing Nathan wasn’t really true at all, in fact he wasn’t a two-headed lizard-trailed basement dwelling fucktard copypasting parrot hamster eater – in fact it was Anon who was the basement dwelling loser troll.
Nathan directed him in the real direction of the troll and Midnight-Oyl walked up to EGY’s house, slithered in through the window and ate her.
Fuck off, Mariana. I won’t do anything you tell me.
@Midnight-Oyl
“Mariana… you and your stereotypes! I’m smarter than any retard, I watch wrestling on occasion but know it’s staged, your idea of country music is Shania Twain and Keith Urban, I am not sexually aroused by anyone on TV, and I have only had sex with women- not farm animals. Go kill yourself.”
I suppose you’re think that i’m emo and that i listen to Linkin park, have messy black hair and cut my own wrists. The name is N-A-T-H-A-N and i am a G-U-Y, get it right.
You don’t know anything about me at all.
@Midnight-Oyl
“Fuck off, Mariana. I won’t do anything you tell me.”
The name is N-A-T-H-A-N and i am your narrator so STFU and let me tell the story.
@Midnight-Oyl
“I’m still alive, dumbfuck.”
Not for long you’re not, your times running out.
@AnonTheAnon
“You are the biggest MIND SCAR….
EVAR.”
How the admins let a troll like you slip past the radar is beyond me, because they most not realize that you’re pretty much the epitome of trolling itself.
@AnonTheAnon
“Your gallery is what happened if Dr. Seuss rose from the dead and puked on your face.”
And yours is what happens when you start complaining about everything because that’s all you ever fucking do – all you ever fucking do is complain and bitch about everything, you have constant hate journals, hate art, and not to mention like to take all your bitterness out on me and Rebeccachu.
You’re like Judge Craig Revel Horwood from Strictly Come Dancing. When he gets in a bad mood he takes it out on the dancers just like how you take it out on me and my friends.
And your little friend Midnight-Oyl isn’t any better, he’s ten times worse than Gordon Ramsay.
Answer me this question….If you set up that whole troll account to bother Rebbecca then how come the first hate comments you ever sent were to MY page, huh?
@AnonTheAnon
Answer me this question….If you set up that whole troll account to bother Rebbecca then how come the first hate comments you ever sent were to MY page, huh?
And how come the first hate journal you did was about me, hmmm?
Please get over it, my name is Nathan – Mariana isn’t real – she’s a fictional character.
Deal with it, fucktards.
@Midnight-Oyl
*blares out Creature Feature to block out Midnight-Oyl’s rants*
*turns up England Dan & John Ford Coley to drown out Mariana’s BAAAWWWing*
@AnonTheAnon
“We’ll ask Satan’s permission to come back from Hell just for one final mission to bite your neck and make you a IRL werejohncandy, lol”
Sorry that’s not going to happen, and you wouldn’t be able to do that. Seeing as well…. you and Midnight-Oyl said that werejohncandies and such do not exist, so that would be an impossibility.
@Midnight-Oyl
“Be truthful with me, Mariana: How many times a day do you go to my dA page?
I’m going to get a premium membership one of these days, and I’ll start tracking how many times and when you visit my page.”
About 10 or 15 times to laugh at how bad it is.
It could be true, like God, Satan has the power to do anything. He just doesn’t do good things like God can. There is only one Yeti, so there can be but one werejohncandy if Satan so chooses to make you one.
@Midnight-Oyl
Alright, i visit your page 10 or 15 times – just to laugh at how bad some of the old cars in your gallery are, everything looks like it crawled out of a 1950′s film and what’s up with that skull?
MARIANA! My car photos are not bad at all, unlike your sub-kindergarten-level shit art and poorly lit photos depicting rubber figures of movie characters, stuffed animals and other crap. The skull was purchased as a Halloween decoration a few years ago from a St. Vincent DePaul Society thrift shop and remained on my TV. The picture in my dA gallery was taken in my side yard and made to look like an aged, 1920s police photo.
@Midnight-Oyl
“It could be true, like God, Satan has the power to do anything. He just doesn’t do good things like God can. There is only one Yeti, so there can be but one werejohncandy if Satan so chooses to make you one.”
Not really, i’ve never done anything particularly bad or evil so i don’t really deserve it, but you would make a good werejohncandy though – you even kind of have the right build for it.
@Midnight-Oyl
Not really i’ve never done anything bad or evil so there’s no chance of that happening, but you would make a great werejohncandy though – you even have the right build.
@Midnight-Oyl
“MARIANA! My car photos are not bad at all, unlike your sub-kindergarten-level shit art and poorly lit photos depicting rubber figures of movie characters, stuffed animals and other crap. The skull was purchased as a Halloween decoration a few years ago from a St. Vincent DePaul Society thrift shop and remained on my TV. The picture in my dA gallery was taken in my side yard and made to look like an aged, 1920s police photo”
MIDNIGHT-OYL! My art is not shitty and sure my camera work may not be good but at least i don’t use a Sam Raimi style shaky camera like you do. And are you sure that skull isn’t considered to be a collectable?
Nathan is the name, remember that.
Have you ever tried selling that skull on Ebay?
@Midnight-Oyl
“turns up England Dan & John Ford Coley to drown out Mariana’s BAAAWWWing”
*plays David Bowie, Meatloaf, Metallica, Creature Feature and KISS to block out Midnight-Oyl’s rants*
First of the name is Nathan, second i’m a male, third who the hell is Keith Urban, fourth my art is not that bad in contrast to your positively ancient gallery.
@Midnight-Oyl
1. My name is Nathan.
2. I’m a guy.
3. Mariana isn’t real.
4. Who the hell is Keith Urban?
5. I don’t live in a group home or ever will.
6. Everything you say about me is a lie.
7. My art isn’t sub-kindergarden grade.
8. The photos are meant to be badly lit – it’s for a cinematic effect.
9. Have you tried selling that skull on Ebay yet?
10. Get a life.
Wow, you don’t know who Keith Urban IS? I thought you knew EVERYTHING! lol
@Midnight-Oyl
I’ll admit that some of those old photos in your gallery are good but to me they just remind me oh too well of Evil Dead and not in a good way. Looking at them just makes me wonder…..where is Bruce Campbell when you need him?
@Midnight-Oyl
My photos are only poorly lit for cinematic effect, it’s to make them look that way.
@Midnight-Oyl
Please just call me Nathan.
@Midnight-Oyl
So tell me….did you get camera using tips from Sam Raimi?
@Midnight-Oyl
“It could be true, like God, Satan has the power to do anything. He just doesn’t do good things like God can. There is only one Yeti, so there can be but one werejohncandy if Satan so chooses to make you one.”
Nope, that’s still technically an impossibility – and if anyone of you bit me nothing would happen, i wouldn’t turn into a werejohncandy or anything and i doubt Satan knows about them anyway, i haven’t been particularly bad or evil IRL so that’s not going to happen and i’m definitely not going to have to dress up in a fursuit ever, sorry to disapoint you good sir. And please call me Nathan.
@Midnight-Oyl
Oh my goodness, it’s Sam Raimi. I’m a huge fan of yours. So when there will be an Evil Dead 4? What’s it like working with Bruce Campbell?
@Midnight-Oyl
Hey you’re Sam Raimi, i’m such a huge fan of yours – i’ve seen all your movies.
@Midnight-Oyl
Hey Sammy it’s me Bruce, so when are we going to get started on Evil Dead 4?
@Midnight-Oyl
Sam, i was thinking about Evil Dead 4.
@Midnight-Oyl
So about Evil Dead 4…
@Midnight-Oyl
I was thinking maybe we could do a crossover with Shaun Of The Dead..
@Midnight-Oyl
Yeah Sammy – when are we going to see Evil Dead 4?
Come on Mr Raimi are you going to make evil dead 4 or not?
@Midnight-Oyl
Mr Raimi i have a few questions:
1. When is there going to be Evil Dead 4?
2. What is it like working with Bruce Campbell?
3. About the laughing deer head in Evil Dead II, who provided the voice?
Is there going to be an Evil Dead 4?
Are you gonna make evil dead 4?
Dr. Music, please quit trying to be my friend and calling me Sam Raimi. This is the same thing that you did to GarudaX after your copyright violation/art theft scandal early this year, and he turned out to hate you again.
And no, I WILL NOT order anything from that gift shop you linked to. Weeaboos and furries would enjoy that place.
@Midnight-Oyl
But i swear your style reminds me of his and he’s always hated me.
Well i guess your little skull is going to be so lonely and depressed on top of your tv.
@Midnight-Oyl
You poor thing, i can tell you’ve lived a long miserable life.
@Midnight-Oyl
*tunes in the radio to station 109.1″
@Midnight-Oyl
Aaaaaaw you poor creature, i can see that you’re just dying to get out of that prison you call a body.
@Midnight-Oyl
What’s that? Oh alright my monstrous friend i will help you break free of your repulsive human skin.
@Midnight-Oyl
Me and GarudaX were enemies long before you or EGY were ever on DA, same goes for me and Khep.
@Midnight-Oyl
Hey, i managed to stop that scandal from continuing after i removed those copyrighted photos.
@Midnight-Oyl
It’s only considered a copyright violation if it features the character in general, the disney character photomanips i did did not feature the characters at all but rather someone turning INTO that particular character.
@Midnight-Oyl
If you are refering to the disney ones, then i’d hate to tell you this but they do not feature the character in general but rather someone turning INTO that character.
@Midnight-Oyl
If you are refering to the disney ones, they do not feature the actual characters in general but rather someone turning into the character.
Same goes for the John Candy morphs, they do not feature John’s characters but have someone becoming one of those characters.
Note that the manips are not of the character themselves but of someone turning INTO that character.
The manips do not feature the character persay but rather someone turning into that character, look it up sometime – there are quite a lot of character transformation pictures on deviantart.
@Midnight-Oyl
If you are refering to the disney ones, they do not feature the actual characters in general but rather someone turning into the character.
Same goes for the John Candy morphs, they do not feature John’s characters but have someone becoming one of those characters.
look it up sometime – there are quite a lot of character transformation pictures on deviantart.
If you are refering to the disney ones, they do not feature the actual characters in general but rather someone turning into the character.
Same goes for the John Candy morphs, they do not feature John’s characters but have someone becoming one of those characters.
look it up sometime – there are quite a lot of character transformation pictures on deviantart.
@Midnight-Oyl
Your little friend EGY is the one to talk about stereotypes, she once insulted me using all the negative stereotypes associated with emos like cutting themselves, listening to Linkin Park and wearing black clothes – she seems to think that black is immediately associated with the word emo or goth.
Not everyone who wears black is a goth or an emo, Simon Cowell wears black t shirts often and he’s not in the least bit emo-ish.
And also EGY seems to think that this Mariana character i made up is a bloodsucker just because she’s romanian, that’s just another stereotype – IRL no romanian talks like Bela Lugosi or does anything remotely vampirish.
Not even Bela Lugosi himself did that, i mean sure his portrayal of Dracula kind of started the stereotypes of vampires as we know today except for the sparkling ones that totally suck.
And everything EGY says about me are all lies and not to mention insulting, i do not have two-heads or a lizard-tail, i don’t drool when i talk or say hurr hurr, i do not have an unwashed body or a yeast infection anywhere on me, i’m not a bloodsucker or a hamster-eater, and i certainly do not use a wheelchair or even have used one – and i don’t throw tantrums or question authority. I shower at least twice i day and i use soap when i wash my hands and i’m not in the least bit overweight, i have quite a healthy diet and i do not live in a group home or ever will end up in one.
No romanian ever talks like Bela Lugosi IRL, and just like no Italian IRL ever talks like Mario.
RIGHT…Just like no russian talks like they are russian, no bosnian talks like they are bosnian, or no french talks with an accent like they are french… You. Are. A. Stoopid. People from other countries take many years to rid of an accent completely, because it was something they were born and bred with. IDIOT. Also, if you complain so much about what we say, that immediately shows everyone IRL and OL that you are completely BUTTHURT, and that you repeat yourself like a PARROT (which you also say you are not), and you also act butthurt over sucking blood, eating hamsters, having two heads and a lizard-like tail, it only suggests that you MUST have been butthurt and that it was the obvious TRUTH that this was REAL.
So maybe you really are a two-headed parrot with a lizard-like tail that sucks blood and eats hamsters. Does Mariana want a fucking cracker? LOL
@AnonTheAnon
“RIGHT…Just like no russian talks like they are russian, no bosnian talks like they are bosnian, or no french talks with an accent like they are french… You. Are. A. Stoopid. People from other countries take many years to rid of an accent completely, because it was something they were born and bred with. IDIOT. Also, if you complain so much about what we say, that immediately shows everyone IRL and OL that you are completely BUTTHURT, and that you repeat yourself like a PARROT (which you also say you are not), and you also act butthurt over sucking blood, eating hamsters, having two heads and a lizard-like tail, it only suggests that you MUST have been butthurt and that it was the obvious TRUTH that this was REAL.
So maybe you really are a two-headed parrot with a lizard-like tail that sucks blood and eats hamsters. Does Mariana want a fucking cracker? LOL.”
You are the one repeating yourself, you’ve reused that same insult over and over – you’re the real parrot, you’re a broken record that nobody wants to play.
Oh whats that? Does little Anon want a cracker? Well open up and you shall recieve it, bitch.
And the name is Nathan and you’re the stupid one here. I mean seriously if you sent up that fake EGY troll account to bother Rebbecca then why were your first hate comments directed to ME and hate journals were about me? Answer me that you little bitch.
You’re the one who should be butt-hurt. And as for that retarded comment on AmatuerArtists thread – you said that if you had the power to do anything you’d be able to curse weregrinches into a more sensible creature like a were-human – your response was that was totally retarded.
A Were-Human? The Were in werewolf means man for god’s sake, look it up and a were-human just be a human but with a few superpowers. I don’t think you understand how werecreatures work at all.
You know what that makes you…..a Were-Failure, that’s what you are – a Were-Failure, you turn into an even worse failure on a full moon night.
Or maybe you’re a Were-Leech because you suck, or a Were-Skunk because you stink – terrible.
You should be a Were-Man, because you act more like a FEMALE!
@AnonTheAnon
“Wow, you don’t know who Keith Urban IS? I thought you knew EVERYTHING! lol.”
And i thought you know when to STFU.
You can’t make me, you can’t make me, nananananana!!!!
Since you like being such a CHILD….LOL
Even IRL you wouldn’t be able to make me! You think you’re strong, but strength isn’t any good if you don’t know how to USE IT…
You are the one repeating yourself, you’ve reused that same insult over and over – you’re the real parrot, you’re a broken record that nobody wants to play.
Oh whats that? Does little Anon want a cracker? Well open up and you shall recieve it, bitch.
And the name is Nathan and you’re the stupid one here. I mean seriously if you sent up that fake EGY troll account to bother Rebbecca then why were your first hate comments directed to ME and hate journals were about me? Answer me that you little bitch.
You’re the one who should be butt-hurt. And as for that retarded comment on AmatuerArtists thread – you said that if you had the power to do anything you’d be able to curse weregrinches into a more sensible creature like a were-human – your response was that was totally retarded.
A Were-Human? The Were in werewolf means man for god’s sake, look it up and a were-human just be a human but with a few superpowers. I don’t think you understand how werecreatures work at all.
You know what that makes you…..a Were-Failure, that’s what you are – a Were-Failure, you turn into an even worse failure on a full moon night.
Or mayb
@AnonTheAnon
I would hate to disagree but i’m afraid you are the parrot here, in fact you’re starting to shrink and feathers are growing all over your body – you’re also growing a beak.
Does little Anon wish to have a cracker?
Does little Mariana wish to be whacked upside the head with a sledge hammer?
@AnonTheAnon
Were-Failure that is what you are.
WOW, how many Metokur and EDiots and Deviants hate you again? LULZ…
@AnonTheParrot
You’re starting to look and sound like a parrot.
Wow, annoyed parrot is being annoyed by parroting by someone else?
HOW IRONIC…
As Anon tried to berate Nathan more she was start to look more and more like a real parrot, bright red and green feathers were growing all over her body and she was shrinking – also her two arms were slowly becoming more like wings as her hands and feet were becoming bird-like talons.
As Anon tried to berate Nathan more she was start to look more and more like a real parrot, bright red and green feathers were growing all over her body and she was shrinking – also her two arms were slowly becoming more like wings as her hands and feet were becoming bird-like talons.
“You faggot! Wait till i tell Midnight-Oyl about this.” Anon screamed or at least tried to.
Her lips began to harden and as her teeth fell out and her nostrils sank and her nose pushed out forming a beak, when her transformation completed she was a parrot. She tried begging to be changed back to herself but Nathan just laughed and put her in a little bird cage.
As Anon tried to berate Nathan more she was start to look more and more like a real parrot, bright red and green feathers were growing all over her body and she was shrinking – also her two arms were slowly becoming more like wings as her hands and feet were becoming bird-like talons.
“You faggot! Wait till i tell Midnight-Oyl about this.” Anon screamed or at least tried to.
Her lips began to harden and as her teeth fell out and her nostrils sank and her nose pushed out forming a beak, when her transformation completed she was a parrot. She tried begging to be changed back to herself but Nathan just laughed and put her in a little bird cage.
“Now who’s the parrot?” Nathan quipped, laughing.
Nathan then walked off and left Anon to sit around in the birdcage.
@AnonTheParrot
Anon want a cracker?
Anon is the real parrot. She’s starting to look and sound a lot like one.
@AnonTHEParrot
That’s a good little parrot.
That’s a good little parrot.
@AnonTHEParrot
Fly away parrot lady.
And fyi it’s not BAAAAWLETE, it’s DELETE and i’m not butthurt but you’ll be.
You’re a chickenshit crying WOLF that BAWWS and EMOs, so YES, you indeed ARE BAWWleting shit when people lay their eyes on it to save yourself embarrassment, when in fact it only shows you are a COWARD when you delete it! On Metokur and ED, it IS BAWWlete, idiot!
Eventually you and Midnight-Oyl will realize you’ve both a big mistake and you’ve been messing with the wrong guy.
Like I’ll hide or something. FFFFFFF!!!!
Basqá…
I won’t hide, Mariana. You won’t be able to hide from bans once they ban all the IPs and MAC addresses of every computer you use to log onto deviantART, Jim Carrey Online, TVTropes and every other website you troll.
@AnonTHEParrot
That’s what you get birdbrain.
Everyone would be the judge of THAT. You only want to make me look bad, because you know you’ve been totally
PWND
Well Anon is now a real parrot.
At least I’m not a PIRATE, stealing pictures of people and making them into shitty Photoshoops of ugly Pokemans and fucking stealing copyrighted images of John Candy and the like.
And a parrot? Your imagination is so fucking WEAK, Man…
Nice.
Okay me = good guy.
EGY = Villain.
Midnight Oyl = Mini boss.
Drinks for everyone.
Drinks for everyone? lolwut? How will you do that, when you don’t have the money?
Yes, drinks on the house! Hold out your beer mugs so Nathan can PISS IN THEM!!!
LOL
*spins around*
AND AROUND AND AROUND AND AROUND AND AROUND….
WHERE NATHAN STOPS, NOBODY KNOWS!!
Ooh..
And the name is Nathan and you’re the stupid one here. I mean seriously if you sent up that fake EGY troll account to bother Rebbecca then why were your first hate comments directed to ME and hate journals were about me? Answer me that you little bitch.
You’re the one who should be butt-hurt. And as for that retarded comment on AmatuerArtists thread – you said that if you had the power to do anything you’d be able to curse weregrinches into a more sensible creature like a were-human – your response was that was totally retarded.
A Were-Human? The Were in werewolf means man for god’s sake, look it up and a were-human just be a human but with a few superpowers. I don’t think you understand how werecreatures work at all.
You know what that makes you…..a Were-Failure, that’s what you are – a Were-Failure, you turn into an even worse failure on a full moon nigh
“RIGHT…Just like no russian talks like they are russian, no bosnian talks like they are bosnian, or no french talks with an accent like they are french… You. Are. A. Stoopid. People from other countries take many years to rid of an accent completely, because it was something they were born and bred with. IDIOT. Also, if you complain so much about what we say, that immediately shows everyone IRL and OL that you are completely BUTTHURT, and that you repeat yourself like a PARROT (which you also say you are not), and you also act butthurt over sucking blood, eating hamsters, having two heads and a lizard-like tail, it only suggests that you MUST have been butthurt and that it was the obvious TRUTH that this was REAL.
So maybe you really are a two-headed parrot with a lizard-like tail that sucks blood and eats hamsters. Does Mariana want a fucking cracker? LOL.”
You are the one repeating yourself, you’ve reused that same insult over and over – you’re the real parrot, you’re a broken record that nobody wants to play.
Oh whats that? Does little Anon want a cracker? Well open up and you shall recieve it, bitch.
And the name is Nathan and you’re the stupid one here. I mean seriously if you sent up that fake EGY troll account to bother Rebbecca then why were your first hate comments directed to ME and hate journals were about me? Answer me that you little bitch.
You’re the one who should be butt-hurt. And as for that retarded comment on AmatuerArtists thread – you said that if you had the power to do anything you’d be able to curse weregrinches into a more sensible creature like a were-human – your response was that was totally retarded.
A Were-Human? The Were in werewolf means man for god’s sake, look it up and a were-human just be a human but with a few superpowers. I don’t think you understand how werecreatures work at all.
You know what that makes you…..a Were-Failure, that’s what you are – a Were-Failure, you turn into an even worse failure on a full moon night.
Or maybe you’re a Were-Leech because you suck, or a Were-Skunk because you stink – terrible.
Thanks for that repeated (for the THIRD TIME) excerpt,
POLLY-ANA!
Open wide and have a shitstack cracker!
@AnonTheAnon
You suck.
DAMN, YOU’RE SO RIGHT, I DO…
On your brains and your ego, because it SHOWS.
Nathan sucks, to like, worse than the Nth power.
I’ve registered all the books that have been interpreted in the series so far, and its just as distinct and imaginative as the series was. Extremely urged!
Habermann, I think Rosamaria’s comment above is spam.
@Mindnight-Oyl
“I won’t hide, Mariana. You won’t be able to hide from bans once they ban all the IPs and MAC addresses of every computer you use to log onto deviantART, Jim Carrey Online, TVTropes and every other website you troll.”
Bullfuckingshit, there is no way that is ever going to happen. Try all you might but you’ll never know and i don’t even use a mac you dickhead.
@AnonTheAnon
“Thanks for that repeated (for the THIRD TIME) excerpt,
POLLY-ANA!
Open wide and have a shitstack cracker!”
That was your best response? Ugh…..that was dreadful.
“At least I’m not a PIRATE, stealing pictures of people and making them into shitty Photoshoops of ugly Pokemans and fucking stealing copyrighted images of John Candy and the like.
And a parrot? Your imagination is so fucking WEAK, Man.”
I don’t steal pictures of people or copyrighted images, and your imagination is even weaker. A Metokur chimera? Come on. I’ve seen better monsters in MST3K.
You stole pics of John Candy… Did you take those? I highly doubt it, and maybe I should write the Candy family about how you did this…
“You’re a chickenshit crying WOLF that BAWWS and EMOs, so YES, you indeed ARE BAWWleting shit when people lay their eyes on it to save yourself embarrassment, when in fact it only shows you are a COWARD when you delete it! On Metokur and ED, it IS BAWWlete, idiot.”
You’re the idiot her,e you make up shit about me that isn’t true and worse – you’re the biggest failtroll on DA and you don’t even realize it – all your little friends are too dumb to realize it themselves.
@AnonTheAnon
“You can’t make me, you can’t make me, nananananana!!!!
Since you like being such a CHILD….LOL
Even IRL you wouldn’t be able to make me! You think you’re strong, but strength isn’t any good if you don’t know how to USE IT.”
That insult was absolutely dreadful.
@AnonTheAnon
“You should be a Were-Man, because you act more like a FEMALE.”
I am a male you dimwitted little whore.
If you really were male and weren’t trying to hide the now well-known fact that you’re a woman, you wouldn’t be so butthurt about being called female.
@AnonTheAnon
“AND AROUND AND AROUND AND AROUND AND AROUND….
WHERE NATHAN STOPS, NOBODY KNOWS!!”
You are pathetic, and for making other people fall for your not a troll routine – one of these days you’re going to get it.
@AnonTheAnon
“DAMN, YOU’RE SO RIGHT, I DO…
On your brains and your ego, because it SHOWS.”
*facepalm* Worst…insult…ever.
@Midnight-Oyl
“Does little Mariana wish to be whacked upside the head with a sledge hammer?”
The name is fucking Nathan and i’m a guy and does wittle Midnight Oylie wish to be disected and eaten by hungry cannibals?
STFU! Yes, I’d like to be eaten by cannibals, just as long as I get you banned from deviantART!
@AnonTheAnon
“Drinks for everyone? lolwut? How will you do that, when you don’t have the money?
Yes, drinks on the house! Hold out your beer mugs so Nathan can PISS IN THEM!!!
LOL.”
You are the one who doesn’t have the money, i have all the money in the world after all i rule it now.
eww, nathan you gay
@AnonTheAnon
“Wow, annoyed parrot is being annoyed by parroting by someone else?
HOW IRONIC…”
I’m not the parrot, you are.
@AnonTheAnon
“Everyone would be the judge of THAT. You only want to make me look bad, because you know you’ve been totally
PWND.”
Oh no you don’t, you have not pwned me and you never will and you’re already are making an idiot out of yourself.
Oh no you don’t, you have not pwned me and you never will and you’re already are making an idiot out of yourself.
“you’re already are”? Is that retard grammar? LULZ
And you call Midnight-Oyl a fucking redneck, rednecking retard!
@Midnight-Oyl
“STFU! Yes, I’d like to be eaten by cannibals, just as long as I get you banned from deviantART.”
Sorry that’s not going to happen, i’m not going to get banned from DA no matter what you losers throw at me.
Keep dreaming though, it will come in handy.
@Midnight-Oyl
“If you really were male and weren’t trying to hide the now well-known fact that you’re a woman, you wouldn’t be so butthurt about being called female.”
Again only YOU, EGY, Rents and the rest of your moron bunch know that – so that fact isn’t well known and for the record my blogger watchers know i’m a male so there. And it’s N-A-T-H-A-N.
“WOW, how many Metokur and EDiots and Deviants hate you again? LULZ…”
Not many. And the only reason you people on metokur hate me is because you trash every artist whose work you mention on the damn site and as for ED, it’s a site run by trolls for trolls.
HONEY I’M HOME!!!!
lol
@Midnight-Oyl
You are the real dumbass here, don’t you realize that your little friend EGY is a troll? I mean look at her gallery, hate art nothing but crappy hate art and mspaint screencaps.
You and your little moron bunch are dumb enough to fall for her fake not a troll act and one of these days she’s going to turn on all of you and you’re all going to suffer.
@Midnight-Oyl
You really are pathetic, i hope your house burns to the ground and your computer gets a virus that deletes all of your car pictures.
@AnonTheAnon
“Like I’ll hide or something. FFFFFFF!!!!
Basqá.”
Pathetic.
@Midnight-Oyl
That’s it….get em boys.
*some Garbage Pail Kids crawl out of a garbage can and start to attack Midnight-Oyl*
*The Garbage Pail Kids attack Midnight-Oyl*
*The Garbage Pail Kids eat the Weregrinch that is stealing their garbage for FOOD*
Take that, FUCKER!
@Cyan
Cyan-King, we meet again.
Is there a way to summon Satan so I can drag Nathan down to HELL? lol
I’m afraid that’s not possible, i’ve already beaten you to it and i’m ready to drag you and Midnight-Oyl to hell.
@AnonTheAnon
“The Garbage Pail Kids eat the Weregrinch that is stealing their garbage for FOOD*
Take that, FUCKER”
Here’s the little twist ending, the garbage pail kids did not eat the weregrinch, in fact the weregrinch is a friend of theirs. The weregrinch told them all about Anon’s evil scheme to try the internet along with her retarded redneck boyfriend Midnight-Oyl, and teamed up with the GPK in order to stop her.
Imaginary baby shit. Only retards and little kids come up with stupid crap like that. Seriously, shut off your computer and go watch Barney.
@AnonTheAnon
“You stole pics of John Candy… Did you take those? I highly doubt it, and maybe I should write the Candy family about how you did this…”
No i didn’t, those pictures of John were not copyrighted by any company and you cannot copyright a person living or dead – only John’s movies are copyrighted.
Celebrity pictures are copyrighted unless you take them YOURSELF, otherwise, they belong to SOMEONE ELSE. So YES, you DID…
You’re such a fucking LIAR, you know that? Don’t try to beseige what I tell you about copyright infringement, “mr.artist”… LIKE HELL YOU ARE. FFFFFF
Actually, Anon, some celebrity pictures (those on Wikipedia and Wikimedia Commons) are licensed under Creative Commons licenses and can be photomanipped legally if you follow the licensing requirements and give the original photographer credit.I might do at least one (maybe Paris Hilton, George W. Bush, Snooki or Sarah Palin) with his/her face and limbs disfigured and distorted in GIMP.
@AnonTheAnon
“Oh no you don’t, you have not pwned me and you never will and you’re already are making an idiot out of yourself.
“you’re already are”? Is that retard grammar? LULZ
And you call Midnight-Oyl a fucking redneck, rednecking retard.”
You’re calling me the retard? Oh look who’s talking little miss failtroll.
Yeah, but I wasn’t the one that typed “you’re already are”, either. So excuse me, but who is?
NO U! lol
@AnonTheAnon
Sorry Anon but the Garbage Pail Kids wouldn’t do anything you tell them, you’re not their boss or their leader – you can’t tell them what to do.
And for the record they didn’t eat the weregrinch, the weregrinch is a friend of theirs.
@AnonTheAnon
“HONEY I’M HOME!!!! lol”
Oh good the bitch is back.
That’s “The Bitch”… You are just A bitch, because you whine and moan and groan, so get in the kitchen and make me a sammich nao….
BITCH
@Anontheanon
The garbage pail kids will not listen to you.
So? Am I hurt about it? NO. Why?
BECAUSE THEY AREN’T REAL.
1. I’m afraid that i’ve already beaten you to it, i’ve already summoned Satan and am ready to drag both you and Midnight-Oyl to hell along with Rents and have arranged to have the three of you dance around in fursuits.
2. The garbage pail kids didn’t eat the weregrinch, they don’t listen to people like you – Anon, in fact the weregrinch is a close friend of theirs.
3. I’m not retarded but clearly you are.
I’ll let Habermann, Rents, H-Bomberguy and anyone else that has despised your efforts to spread a plague full of weregrinch diseases be the judges of THAT…
@AnonTheAnon
“Celebrity pictures are copyrighted unless you take them YOURSELF, otherwise, they belong to SOMEONE ELSE. So YES, you DID…
You’re such a fucking LIAR, you know that? Don’t try to beseige what I tell you about copyright infringement, “mr.artist”… LIKE HELL YOU ARE. FFFFFF”
I’m not the liar you are. And yes i know that they’re owned by someone else, but i think you’re pretty f****ing retarded to think that they were owned by Warner Brothers, only a few of John’s movies were owned by them – others were owned by Universal Pictures and or Hughes Production.
Clearly you know nothing about showbiz.
@AnonTheAnon
“So? Am I hurt about it? NO. Why?
BECAUSE THEY AREN’T REAL.”
You say that about every creature or character i mentioned in my work, but you’re only saying that because you have no imagination and the only thing you can come up with is the metokur chimera – which is the lamest villain ever.
METOKUR CHIMERA AIN’T REAL EITHER YOU SHIT AND NEITHER IS YOUR BRAIN.
Says the brain that isn’t any more intelligent than a bowl of mushy oatmeal.
@AnonTheAnon
“Imaginary baby shit. Only retards and little kids come up with stupid crap like that. Seriously, shut off your computer and go watch Barney.”
i’m not a retard and i’m not a baby either, and i don’t watch Barney either – i hate that bastard. I watch House, Burn Notice, Ghost Whisperer, Fringe, Lost, Heroes, The Tonight Show, and The Simpsons.
Get your facts straight you retarded little bitch and you should be the one talking, now go and shut YOUR computer off and go feed your pet metokur chimera or something – you’re just a waste of space.
@Midnight-Oyl
“Actually, Anon, some celebrity pictures (those on Wikipedia and Wikimedia Commons) are licensed under Creative Commons licenses and can be photomanipped legally if you follow the licensing requirements and give the original photographer credit.I might do at least one (maybe Paris Hilton, George W. Bush, Snooki or Sarah Palin) with his/her face and limbs disfigured and distorted in GIMP.”
Oh gee, thank you for pointing that out Captain Obvious. Too bad you didn’t get permission to distort that crappy Jim Carrey photomanip which i already reported under permission issues. Wait to Jim’s manager and family hears about this, you’re gonna be in big trouble.
Mariana, I DID NOT use a copyrighted photo, and I gave adequate credit. If you get me banned or suspended, I WILL be contesting it and appealing it ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
@AnonTheAnon
“I’ll let Habermann, Rents, H-Bomberguy and anyone else that has despised your efforts to spread a plague full of weregrinch diseases be the judges of THAT…”
That’s what you always say, but they’re more wrong than you are – no one will listen to those guys and i’m not spreading a plague. You’re the one who is spilling hatred.
@AnonTheAnon
“Yeah, but I wasn’t the one that typed “you’re already are”, either. So excuse me, but who is?
NO U! lol.”
I’m not the one with the crappy MSPaint screencaps in their gallery or the crappy hate journals or the retarded metokur chimera.
@AnonTheAnon
Resorting to using the No U shield again? *facepalm* That was absolutely pathetic, really you have just sunk to a new low.
@AnonTheAnon
Just because you say a certain character isn’t real doesn’t make it so. Nobody has to listen to you or even remotely agree with anything you say, you’re just manipulating them.
And i don’t watch Barney you moron, i watch Lost, Fringe, House, Heroes, Burn Notice, Ghost Whisperer, The Tonight Show, The Simpsons, South Park, American Dad, Family Guy and Robot Chicken.
It is just like you to make up shit about me which isn’t even true.
@AnonTheAnon
”
“That’s “The Bitch”… You are just A bitch, because you whine and moan and groan, so get in the kitchen and make me a sammich nao….
BITCH
No i won’t, and you’re the one whose complaining, you’re like a female version of Judge Craig Revel Horwood from Strictly Come Dancing.
And enough with the Make Me A Sammich meme, it’s getting retarded and tiresome, is that all you can think as a response , the same old retarded meme references? Seriously…. i am disapoint.
Just shut off your computer already and do something else – like maybe see a movie, get plastic surgery done or watch one of your favorite retarded shows.
@Midnight-Oyl
“Mariana, I DID NOT use a copyrighted photo, and I gave adequate credit. If you get me banned or suspended, I WILL be contesting it and appealing it ALL THE FUCKING TIME.”
If you do get banned or suspended, i’ll be eternally happy knowing that you are out of the picture. And i doubt that anyone is going to take your appeal seriously, in fact Jim himself might be a tad insulted that you did that photomanip of him.
Jim might also be insulted that you came up with such a grotesque abomination of his Grinch character and turned it into a monstrosity, as well as having a malnormal obsession of him and his movies and being a pedophiliac peraplegic wheelchairing fat bad-makeup whore scumbucket as well, known as a furfaggot to all those on the internets every-fucking-where.
“Mariana, I DID NOT use a copyrighted photo, and I gave adequate credit. If you get me banned or suspended, I WILL be contesting it and appealing it ALL THE FUCKING TIME.”
1. It’s Nathan you dumbfuck.
2. You may have given credit, but you’re still going to get in trouble if you do more photomanips like that.
3. That photomanip was absolutely dreadful.
I’m not going to get in trouble for doing more of those photomanips, you’re just saying that because you’re jealous of me doing better work than you. Also, it was a lot better than YOUR photomanips, Mariana.
@Midnight-Oyl
Snooki isn’t a real celebrity, she’s just an internet celebrity.
For the last time my name is Nathan, Mariana is a fictional character – she isn’t real.
@Midnight-Oyl
The name is Nathan, let’s spell it out together shall we? N-A-T-H-A-N.
@Midnight-Oyl
“I’m not going to get in trouble for doing more of those photomanips, you’re just saying that because you’re jealous of me doing better work than you. Also, it was a lot better than YOUR photomanips, Mariana.”
I’m not jealous of your work, any idiot can use GIMP and make a celebrity photo look like a freak. Even I can do that. And the name is N-A-T-H-A-N, get it through that thick skull of yours.
@Midnight-Oyl
“There’s nothing there, dumbass”
Wrong. It’s a photo of Simon Cowell giving you the thumbs down.
@Midnight-Oyl
If you think yours are so much better than mine, then why don’t you just quit DA and register on Worth1000 instead? You can enter that Jim Carrey photomanip in the Celebrity Pinnocio photomanip contest or something similar.
And for the record you shouldn’t even be on deviantart, you’re 64 for pete’s sake – you’re way too old to be going on DA.
No one is too old for deviantART, asshole.
@Midnight-Oyl
I’ve been doing photomanips longer than you have and i’ll say that mine are still better and always have been. Any idiot can use GIMP and make a celebrity photo look distorted. But can you do a photo of yourself turning into a Disney character like Weremoose does?
I don’t put real photos of myself online.
@Midnight-Oyl
1. My name is Nathan.
2. I’m a he. A HE.
3. Any idiot can use GIMP and distort a celebrity picture.
@Midnight-Oyl
So what? Anyone can use GIMP and a bunch of cheesy filters to distort a celebrity picture, even a drunken chimpanzee. That’s not new to me and i’m certainly not jealous of your work. I’ve been doing photomanips longer than you have anyway.
Me? Jealous of your work Midnight-Oyl? As if. Any idiot can take photos of cars from the 50′s or other positively ancient things nobody cares about. Anyone can use GIMP to photomanip a celebrity photo and distort, it’s not new to me. I’ve been doing it longer than you have.
@Midnight-Oyl
“No one is too old for deviantART, asshole.”
*sounding like Patrick Warburton* RIIIIIIGHT.
But you’re too immature for the Internet, PERIOD. You have the mind of a mentally retarded, inbred 4-year-old who has been sexually abused since birth, and have a personality and temper to match.
Despite my age, I am quite talented witg the Internet, since I worked for a car auction that adopted it in its early stages, back in 1995, and I worked with guys in their late teens/early 20s who used the same kind of slang and culture found on dA, TVTropes, YouTube and celebrity fansites.
@Midnight-Oyl
In that case why not do a picture of one of your so called friends turning into a disney character?
I’ve hated Disney since they watered down “Robin Hood”, “Arabian Nights” and “Grimm’s Fairy Tales”, which I grew up with in their original forms as a kid, with anthropormorphic animals, shitty music and sappy storylines, so no, I WILL NOT do anything that involves Disney.
@Midnight-Oyl
*laughs like Vincent Price*
@Midnight-Oyl
*sounding a bit like Jeremy Irons and looking a lot like Scar*
Me? Jealous of your work? As if. I have been doing photomanips longer than you have – and i am still the reigning champion.
@Midnight-Oyl
“But you’re too immature for the Internet, PERIOD. You have the mind of a mentally retarded, inbred 4-year-old who has been sexually abused since birth, and have a personality and temper to match.
Despite my age, I am quite talented with the Internet, since I worked for a car auction that adopted it in its early stages, back in 1995, and I worked with guys in their late teens/early 20s who used the same kind of slang and culture found on dA, TVTropes, YouTube and celebrity fansites.”
*looking a lot like Scar and sounding like Jeremy Irons*
Not true, i don’t have the mind of an inbred retarded 4 year old and i have not been sexual abused in anyway and my personality is quite pleasant in comparison to how yours is and i don’t have a bad temper at all. And i’m not the immature one, your little friend EGY is.
@Midnight-Oyl
*looking a lot like Scar, sounding like Jeremy Irons*
I’m afraid you have me mistaken for another, you’re the inbred one mind you – and as for talent i beg to differ.
@Midnight-Oyl
“I’ve hated Disney since they watered down “Robin Hood”, “Arabian Nights” and “Grimm’s Fairy Tales”, which I grew up with in their original forms as a kid, with anthropormorphic animals, shitty music and sappy storylines, so no, I WILL NOT do anything that involves Disney.”
In that case, consider yourself to be no better than EGY in terms of talent and skill – your photomanips are subpar and that’s all they will ever be.
@Midnight-Oyl
Not all disney movies have a sappy storyline or a happy ending, you’re forgetting that some of them were pretty dark like the Black Cauldron.
@Midnight-Oyl
Me? Immature? Pfft. If there’s anyone who’s immature it’s your little retarded friend EGY who by the way is a fucking troll, but you’re too dumb to realize it because you’re too busy sucking up to her like Shamoosh is.
EGY is NOT retarded, you are! And I’m not sucking up to her either, she is my friend and truly enjoys my work.
@Midnight-Oyl
You have the mind of a crooked, cynical old curmudgeon and the personality to match.
@Midnight-Oyl
On the other hand you would make a good villain, you’ve got the right credentials.
@Midnight-Oyl
If you think i’m immature then you should ask EGY.
@Midnight-Oyl
Funny you should question my maturity, i believe that the real inbred 4-year-old minded retard is EGY, you honestly believe she’s not a troll, huh? Well here’s a newsflash – she is one.
@Midnight-Oyl
And Disney did not water down Arabian Nights, they made it entertaining and family friendly – not to mention Robin Williams as the voice of the genie, you can’t beat that.
@Midnight-Oyl
And i heard what you said, if you even think about distorting a picture of Josh Peck, John Candy, Bruce Campbell, MJ, or any other one of my favourite celebrities – i will make you regret it.
@Midnight-Oyl
“EGY is NOT retarded, you are! And I’m not sucking up to her either, she is my friend and truly enjoys my work.”
Again you’re only friends with her because you both hate me and fyi – you’re being used.
You appeal to the most dastardly attempts just to break people up so they can stop trolling you. Isn’t that right?
@Midnight-Oyl
Don’t even think about doing any more photomanips and if you do…..i’ll make sure that you get suspended.
And I’ll make sure you get IP-banned with your parents’ Internet service provider notified!
@Midnight-Oyl
And just for doing that dreadful Jim Carrey photomanip i will do one of your favorite celebrities looking all deformed.
@Midnight-Oyl
Dream on, you don’t even know what my parents internet provider is or how to contact it and i doubt that they would take you seriously, especially after what i’ve told them about you – and they already think you’re a weirdo.
@Midnight-Oyl
I doubt that the internet service provider my parents have will take YOU seriously and neither will my parents, in fact i already did inform them about you and they already know you’re a weirdo.
@Midnight-Oyl
In your dreams.
@Midnight-Oyl
“And I’ll make sure you get IP-banned with your parents’ Internet service provider notified!”
In your dreams, weirdo.
@Midnight-Oyl
That will never happen.
@Midnight-Oyl
As if i’ll ever get IP banned anytime soon, keep dreaming pal but it ain’t gonna happen. If it does then let me be hit by a flying ice cream truck and live.
Sure! Even if say the ice cream truck hit you, you’d live, but only by the means that you were too stupid to realize you should be DEAD…
@Midnight-Oyl
Oh don’t worry i won’t resort to that. And the photomanip you did wasn’t that bad but to be honest, i don’t think it was a good idea for you to do it – i think you should take it down before the admins find out.
And please DO NOT do anymore of them i beg you, i mean how would you like it if i took a picture of Willie Nelson or whatever celebrity you like and warped it?
OK… I’ll remove the reference to EGY’s group from the description, and I would actually think a photo of Willie Nelson that is warped would be funny, since I am not obsessed with him to the point of ridiculing another artist’s photomanips of him.
I WILL do more of them though.
Please do take down that Jim Carrey manip, it’s sick and wrong and you didn’t have permission to post it or edit it.
No! I didn’t break any rules or laws regarding any aspect of it. You just don’t like me and don’t like the picture.
@Midnight-Oyl
“OK… I’ll remove the reference to EGY’s group from the description, and I would actually think a photo of Willie Nelson that is warped would be funny, since I am not obsessed with him to the point of ridiculing another artist’s photomanips of him.
I WILL do more of them though.”
Oh alright but if do make more, just don’t make them of celebrities i actually like – you could do ones of celebrities people hate though like Paris Hilton or maybe Miley Cyrus and you hate her quite a bit don’t you?
Just leave MJ, Jim Carrey, Belushi, Farley, John Candy, Josh, Elvis, Simon Cowell, or any of my other favourite celebrities alone.
Here’s a good idea how about you do that annoying with the chipmunk voice, you know Fred?
And as for the Willie Nelson one, how would you like to see him as a monster?
@Midnight-Oyl
“No! I didn’t break any rules or laws regarding any aspect of it. You just don’t like me and don’t like the picture.”
It’s not that i hated it, it’s just well…… I think it was a bit cruel of you to do that manip, please leave Jim and any other fave celebrity of mine alone and just stick to the ones no one likes.
@Midnight-Oyl
Oh alright, but if you do more just leave all the celebrities i like out of it.
Just for that, I’m gonna warp your favorite celebrities… I hope you like weregrinching them.
@Midnight-Oyl
It’s not that i hated the photomanip, it was good but it looked a little too much like a younger version of Ebeneezer Scrooge from A Christmas Carol.
@Midnight-Oyl
I thought you said you wouldn’t do anything that involves Disney, well guess what….. Jim Carrey was in a disney film – the Robert Zemeckis adaptation of A Christmas Carol which was made by Disney.
I’m gonna make photomanipulations of Jim Carrey and Simon Cowell with Gordon Ramsay in the middle of them both!
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Midnight-Oyl
“OK… I’ll remove the reference to EGY’s group from the description, and I would actually think a photo of Willie Nelson that is warped would be funny, since I am not obsessed with him to the point of ridiculing another artist’s photomanips of him.
I WILL do more of them though.”
Oh alright just don’t do ones of some my favourites which include Jim, Johnny Depp, MJ, Elvis, Josh Peck, Bruce Campbell, John Candy, Chris Farley, John Belushi (Jim Belushi is fine), Simon Cowell, or any of those other celebrities i like – just stick to ones people don’t like.
EGY and Sasorisgirl both seem to like Gordon Ramsay so why don’t you do one of him? In the photos it always looks he has no eyebrows due to the lighting.
I’m not taking any suggestions from you, nor will I accept that you don’t want me disfiguring your favorite celebrities.
Guess what, Mariana? The internet doesn’t revolve around you, neither do deviantART and the world. Bet you didn’t know that, you fucking retard.
Hey maybe Midnight-Oyl could team up with me, and we could distort your favorite celebrities and make them fuck each other in the asshole!
@Midnight-Oyl
Just stick to celebrities people hate. And leave these ons out of it: MJ, Elvis, Bruce Campbell, John Candy, Chris Farley, John Belushi, Josh Peck, Jim Carrey, Simon Cowell, Johnny Depp, Eddie Izzard, Tim Curry, Carmen Electra, Madonna and Cher.
I’m not pandering to your desires to have your favorite celebrities left out of my art, fuckwad.
@Midnight-Oyl
“I’m not pandering to your desires to have your favorite celebrities left out of my art, fuckwad.”
Then i shall report all of them until the admins delete them and even if you post more i’ll do it once more and you’re starting to repeat yourself.
The admins won’t delete anything that’s not against the rules. That’s just wishful thinking on your part.
@Midnight-Oyl
Well fuck you, i hope your crappy manips get taken down by the admins and that you get suspended – no one but no one makes my favorite celebrities look bad.
I WILL NOT get suspended… deviantART is not all about you, and they are not against the rules. The admins will more than likely suspend or ban YOU for wasting their time and resources on reporting pictures that are within their rules.
@Midnight-Oyl
You said “Those are copyrighted too, dumbass.” at least twice, and Anon calls ME the parrot – looks like you’re the parrot now.
It’s because they were. Now go fuck yourself in the ass with a rusty, whale gut-soaked whaling harpoon and die of a massive abdominal infection.
@Midnight-Oyl
“I’m not taking any suggestions from you, nor will I accept that you don’t want me disfiguring your favorite celebrities.
Guess what, Mariana? The internet doesn’t revolve around you, neither do deviantART and the world. Bet you didn’t know that, you fucking retard.”
How many times must i tell you fucking redneck retard that my name is Nathan? And i know the world doesn’t revolve around me, sheesh and neither does the internet or deviantart.
But you are not the boss of me and you’re not my father, you cannot tell me what to do and you can’t tell me what to believe in and what isn’t real, i am who i am – i am my own person and i’m happy with who i am.
And fyi if you ever do so much as ruin any more celebritity pictures, i will rummage through your gallery, save all of your car photos and start twisting them on GIMP to make them look all ratfink-like.
@Midnight-Oyl
“It’s because they were. Now go fuck yourself in the ass with a rusty, whale gut-soaked whaling harpoon and die of a massive abdominal infection.”
No, you do it – and while at it – go and get severely drunk and sing along badly to a Willie Nelson song.
And there’s no chance of me dying of an infection of any kind, that would be more the kind of fate that would befell you given all your health problems.
You can’t tell me what i can and can’t do, and you’re not the boss of me – so STFU already. And you don’t have the right to say that i’m not talented, that is just your shitty opinion which doesn’t matter. The only critics i’ll ever listen to are Simon Cowell, Roger Ebert, The Nostalgia Critic and Mike Mozart of Jeeper’s Media – and you sir are neither of those.
@Midnight-Oyl
“I WILL NOT get suspended… deviantART is not all about you, and they are not against the rules. The admins will more than likely suspend or ban YOU for wasting their time and resources on reporting pictures that are within their rules.”
Oh no they won’t, i’ve taken down the hate art and copyrighted photomanips already and i already appologised to the admins at the time and besides they have more important issues.
God you talk like a GIRL….
Could you be any more of an attention-whoring fag OL?
EGY, she IS a girl.
Oh no they won’t, i’ve taken down the hate art and copyrighted photomanips already and i already appologised to the admins at the time and besides they have more important issues.
@Midnight-Oyl
Look you can’t tell me what i can and can’t do or what is real and what isn’t. If i believe in monsters that is my own right.
And you really have no business dissing my work and saying that i’m not talented, you’re not an art critic. That is just your opinion which doesn’t matter for much.
The only critics i ever listen to are Roger Ebert, Simon Cowell, Nostalgia Critic and Mike Mozart of Jeeper’s Media and you sir are none of those – so off you pop.
1. No. I will not do anything you tell me, because you’re not the boss of me.
2. Fuck you.
@Midnight-Oyl
And you and Anon/EGY/Anonymous stay the hell off my blog, you’re not welcome.
It’s a free-range OL feature. You can’t just swat us off just like that… So we can too come and visit your fucking blog, same as Habermann, Rents, or anyone else OL wanting to get a piece of your sorry retarded ass.
@Midnight-Oyl
Oh i’m sorry, that would be you who will probably ending of an infection given all your health problems.
@Midnight-Oyl
Hey you should give up old cars and your other bizzare hobbies for lent as well as giving up being an asshole.
You should give up breathing and your internet priveleges, since you abuse both for yourself and everyone else!
I do not repeat myself all the time, but EGY does.
I repeat whatever YOU say, AFTER it was already repeated 239482304 times before that.
@Midnight-Oyl
Well if you’re planning to do one on Josh Peck – i’d hate to tell you this but there’s no picture on his wikipedia page, and the only one on Belushi’s wiki page is a still from National Lampoon Animal House. There is also only more recent photo on Jay’s page and that doesn’t even need warping, Jay looks cartoonish enough already. As for Farley, you’re out of luck – no picture on his page either. The only one you’ll find on John Candy’s page is one taken in 1993.
As for doing Carmen Electra, i already beat you to that one ages ago.
Well if you’re planning to do one on Josh Peck – i’d hate to tell you this but there’s no picture on his wikipedia page, and the only one on Belushi’s wiki page is a still from National Lampoon Animal House. There is also only more recent photo on Jay’s page and that doesn’t even need warping, Jay looks cartoonish enough already. As for Farley, you’re out of luck – no picture on his page either. The only one you’ll find on John Candy’s page is one taken in 1993.
As for doing Carmen Electra, i already beat you to that one ages ago
Well if you’re planning to do one on Josh Peck – i’d hate to tell you this but there’s no picture on his wikipedia page, and the only one on Belushi’s wiki page is a still from National Lampoon Animal House. There is also only more recent photo on Jay’s page and that doesn’t even need warping, Jay looks cartoonish enough already. As for Farley, you’re out of luck – no picture on his page either. The only one you’ll find on John Candy’s page is one taken in 1993.
As for doing Carmen Electra, i already beat you to that one ages ago.
If you even think about doing a John Belushi one, the only pic on his wiki page is a still of him as Bluto in Animal House – and guess what – that movie is copyrighted – by Universal.
@Midnight-Oyl
You’re out of luck.
Well if you’re planning to do one on Josh Peck – i’d hate to tell you this but there’s no picture on his wikipedia page, and the only one on Belushi’s wiki page is a still from National Lampoon Animal House. There is also only more recent photo on Jay’s page and that doesn’t even need warping, Jay looks cartoonish enough already. As for Farley, you’re out of luck – no picture on his page either. The only one you’ll find on John Candy’s page is one taken in 1993.
As for doing Carmen Electra, i already beat you to that one ages ago.
If you even think about doing a John Belushi one, the only pic on his wiki page is a still of him as Bluto in Animal House – and guess what – that movie is copyrighted – by Universal
It’s funny how you keep calling me Mariana when you know bloody well that Mariana isn’t a real person and yet you seem to have me confused with her.
@AnonTheAnon
And that insult was absolutely dreadful.
@Midnight-Oyl
Same goes for your crappy photomanips and your cars.
@AnontheAnon
“I’m gonna make photomanipulations of Jim Carrey and Simon Cowell with Gordon Ramsay in the middle of them both!
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Whatever, i don’t care – and i still don’t know what you see in Gordon but it seems that you sort of a thing for him, i personally loathe the guy – he’s a complete asshole, such an arrogant, foul-mouthed, repulsive piece of scum. And did i mention his lack of eyebrows – in most photos of him it always looks like he has no eyebrows.
@Midnight-Oyl
For the last i’m a male and not a woman.
@Anontheanon
“It’s a free-range OL feature. You can’t just swat us off just like that… So we can too come and visit your fucking blog, same as Habermann, Rents, or anyone else OL wanting to get a piece of your sorry retarded ass.”
Well consider yourself and Midnight-Oyl both expired.
@Midnight-Oyl
”
“EGY, she IS a girl.
No i’m not, you just made that up – it’s not true – everything you say about me is a lie.
@AnontheAnon
“O rly? I copied your blog about finding out my IP, Midnight-Oyl’s IP, Anon’s IP, and other people’s IPs as well. Now what? I will be more than happy to oblige passing this information on to Midnight-Oyl, even though you are legitimately INCORRECT… Your IP addresses begin with the WRONG FUCKING CODE, MORON. Shows how much shit you know about Information Technology or Networking…FYI, I hold an Associates of Science and Computer Systems! You couldn’t fool me OL, no fucking way.”
You’re the real moron here, just drop the troll act and move on already – i am through with you and i am now bored with your stupidity. Honestly, you are just ghastly.
@Anontheanon
“I repeat whatever YOU say, AFTER it was already repeated 239482304 times before that.”
Then you are now the parrot.
Not as much as you. Hey! I don’t repeat my posts 5 times to get a point across! All it takes is once just to piss you the fuck off…
@AnonTheanon
“You should give up breathing and your internet priveleges, since you abuse both for yourself and everyone else.”
No i don’t and will not give up breathing or internet priveleges because you say so – you’re not the boss of me.
I am OL and coming to real life near you, also IRL!
You will get shut down somehow, the world is going to know about werejohncandies, and then be like, “who the fuck did that shit”, and the truth will come seething out like a popped water balloon filled with diarrhea and puss.
@AnonTheanon
“Sure! Even if say the ice cream truck hit you, you’d live, but only by the means that you were too stupid to realize you should be DEAD.”
In that case i would let it hit you, that way when you’re dead i can see your shoes curl up like in the wizard of oz and i can sing ding dong the witch is dead.
You like a lot of things with ding dongs, don’t you Mariana?
@AnonTheAnon
“I am OL and coming to real life near you, also IRL!
You will get shut down somehow, the world is going to know about werejohncandies, and then be like, “who the fuck did that shit”, and the truth will come seething out like a popped water balloon filled with diarrhea and puss.”
Knowing what you are like online, i wouldn’t even dream about running into you IRL, and that insult was pathetic – and i don’t think it that will leave much of an impact.
@AnonTheAnon
“Just for that, I’m gonna warp your favorite celebrities… I hope you like weregrinching them”
In that case…. i’m going to have a lot of fun reporting them to the admins along with the rest of your gallery.
@AnonTheAnon
“Says the brain that isn’t any more intelligent than a bowl of mushy oatmeal.”
Worst insult ever.
@AnonTheAnon
“Not as much as you. Hey! I don’t repeat my posts 5 times to get a point across! All it takes is once just to piss you the fuck off…”
Hey you’ve done it half a dozen times.
@AnonTheAnon
“Hey maybe Midnight-Oyl could team up with me, and we could distort your favorite celebrities and make them fuck each other in the asshole!”
In that case i shall have fun reporting all of them along with your gallery and your mspaint screencaps.
@AnonTheAnon
No i don’t like things with ding dongs as put it, and don’t you ever call me Mariana again you fucked up little bitch, or i send you, Midnight-Oyl, and DG all in a parcel to antartica.
@AnonTheAnon
You’re the one to talk about grade school insults, all your insults are pathetic.
@AnonTheAnon
You are one failtroll who can’t get anything right.
@AnonTheAnon
I can’t wait to the day you die.
Then expect a very long wait because I’m IMMORTAL, lol. I’m so evil that Satan has granted me a life-long pass to TROLL THE FUCK OUT OF YOU, right before you get the werejohncandy fursuit put on you!
@AnonTheAnon
Your shit is unbelievable, i’m surprised Ripley’s hasn’t done something on you yet.
I herd your real dad is Stephen Hawkins…. No wonder you were born stupid! Does he fix your favorite breakfast someetimes? You know….the blue waffles?
Wow. I can’t believe Mariana is still here. I guess that’s just the legendary Romanian tenacity at work. It is shameful to deny being a werejohncandy. Come out of the closet Mariana, admit what you are.
Roll that wheel chair up to the computer and admit it. I’m a werejohnmalkovich. I lose hair and become more quirky. Also, I sometimes YELL FOR NO REASON. That’s nowhere near as cool as what you really are Mariana. YOU ARE A SPECIAL UNIQUE FLOWER!
LOL, did Nathan ever tell you about the time she spent 17 hours in front of her computer? Oh, but that’s only like, EVERYDAY….. I think she needs a job….you don’t have any job openings for a retard like her, do you? She needs something to do other than spit and drool on the computer and throwing temper tantrums all over the place when she accidentally shits herself when she sees she can’t win in TROLLING.
Oh, you’re a werejohnmalkovich? Lovely! I’m a weregrinchologist and I think that werejohnmalkovichs are much much much smarter than weregrinches. In fact, my cat is smarter than weregrinches! Must be all that garbage they eat….
LOL… if I was to be a wereanything, I’d be a wereottistoole.
Mariana found some new gay playmates:
Tuesday, November 16, 2010News
I’ve got some good news guys, i’ve recently become a follower of three new blogs here on Blogger, two of which are toy based ones and the third one is a halloween themed one titled Haunted Closet – which is centered on halloween type stuff including scary tv shows and movies.
The name is Nathan – N-A-T-H-A-N. And yes i’m a male, and no i’m not gay. The term closet doesn’t always mean closest homosexual and neither does the closet in closet monster, it is referring to the old urban myth of the boogieman.
Surely you know that.
@Midnight-Oyl
”
“LOL… if I was to be a wereanything, I’d be a wereottistoole.
Figures that the redneck with the bizzare desire to eat human flesh would choose to be a Cannibal.
How do you know who Ottis Toole is, or did you just do a google search and look at his Wikipedia page?
@AnonTheAnon
1. I do not drool.
2. I’m a male.
3. I don’t throw tantrums.
4. The name is Nathan.
5. I don’t own wheelchairs.
6. I am perfectly capable of walking on two legs.
7. Those wheelchair vans Midnight-Oyl took a screenshot of do not belong to anyone.
8. 28 Rosmary avenue forest hill road is not the name of a group home and neither does it look like one.
9. I’m not stupid or retarded.
10. My father is not Stephen Hawking, for the record he’s not an idiot – the guy is a genius.
11. I herd your father was Adolf Hitler.
12. I’m not a romanian.
13. I’m not a bloodsucker.
14. I’m not a hamster-eater.
15. I don’t have a second head.
16. I don’t have a lizard tail.
17. I’m not a werejohncandy and never was.
@AnonTheAnon
“LOL, did Nathan ever tell you about the time she spent 17 hours in front of her computer? Oh, but that’s only like, EVERYDAY….. I think she needs a job….you don’t have any job openings for a retard like her, do you? She needs something to do other than spit and drool on the computer and throwing temper tantrums all over the place when she accidentally shits herself when she sees she can’t win in TROLLING.
Oh, you’re a werejohnmalkovich? Lovely! I’m a weregrinchologist and I think that werejohnmalkovichs are much much much smarter than weregrinches. In fact, my cat is smarter than weregrinches! Must be all that garbage they eat…”
Okay that is pure bullshit, i do not throw tantrums and i don’t drool, i don’t have a wheelchair or have ever used one – i’m perfectly capable of walking on two legs, i’m not a werejohncandy or a parrot, i’m not a woman, my name is Nathan, i’m not retarded, and i don’t spit, i don’t have two-heads, eat hamsters, suck blood, have a lizard tail or anything like that – that is all bullshit you made up about me.
And as for the cat being smarter than me thing, ha – you wish, i’ve been told i have an IQ of 50,0000,33. I’m a male alright and i’m a weregrinch and as such weregrinches are highly intelligent and crafty.
And for the record i’m not the one trolling here, you are Anon aka EGY, for god’s sake your gallery is filled with hate art, you have a lot of hate journals, and you talk shit about me when i’m not on your profile, you fool your friends and followers with your innocent act but they don’t realize that you’re really a lousy, good for nothing troll with nothing better to do.
@AnonTheAnon
“Then expect a very long wait because I’m IMMORTAL, lol. I’m so evil that Satan has granted me a life-long pass to TROLL THE FUCK OUT OF YOU, right before you get the werejohncandy fursuit put on you!”
Earth to Anon, the werejohncandy fursuit thing was a joke between you and DG – GIVE IT A REST ALREADY. Seriously.
@Dongus
“Wow. I can’t believe Mariana is still here. I guess that’s just the legendary Romanian tenacity at work. It is shameful to deny being a werejohncandy. Come out of the closet Mariana, admit what you are.
Roll that wheel chair up to the computer and admit it. I’m a werejohnmalkovich. I lose hair and become more quirky. Also, I sometimes YELL FOR NO REASON. That’s nowhere near as cool as what you really are Mariana. YOU ARE A SPECIAL UNIQUE FLOWER!”
I’m not a woman alright and my name is Nathan NOT Mariana, i’m a fucking male. I’m not a werejohncandy and never will be, and i’m not a closest homosexual so you and Anon better stop using that term. I’m not romanian alright, i’m Canadian.
And i don’t care if you’re a werejohnmalkovich or Werealbertweinsteinsiskelebertroeperjohnsonmyer or whatever you are, but i’m not going to admit anything to you.
I’ll admit this though, i have never used a wheelchair – as for the wheelchair vans Midnight-Oyl took a screenshot of – those don’t belong to anyone, especially not me seeing as i’m not disabled in anyway. I am perfectly capable of walking on two legs IRL, it’s just that in my dreams i can’t move my legs at all.
Also i’m not a werejohncandy and never was one, i’m a weregrinch and for the record – Anon is not a grinchologist, she just made that up as a joke, same with everything else she does.
She really needs something else to do other than troll me all the damn time.
@Dongus
I’m not a woman alright and my name is Nathan NOT Mariana, i’m a fucking male. I’m not a werejohncandy and never will be, and i’m not a closest homosexual so you and Anon better stop using that term.
I’m not romanian alright, i’m Canadian.
And i don’t care if you’re a werejohnmalkovich or Werealbertweinsteinsiskelebertroeperjohnsonmyer or whatever you are, but i’m not going to admit anything to you.
I’ll admit this though, i have never used a wheelchair – as for the wheelchair vans Midnight-Oyl took a screenshot of – those don’t belong to anyone, especially not me seeing as i’m not disabled in anyway. I am perfectly capable of walking on two legs IRL, it’s just that in my dreams i can’t move my legs at all.
Also i’m not a werejohncandy and never was one, i’m a weregrinch and for the record – Anon is not a grinchologist, she just made that up as a joke, same with everything else she does. DO NOT LISTEN TO A WORD SHE SAYS.
She really needs something else to do other than troll me all the damn time.
@Midnight-Oyl
Figures the redneck would choose to be a creepy cannibal.
@AnonTheAnon
The werejohncandy fursuit thing was a joke between you and DG, it’s not real, like your metokur chimera – it was all a cruel sick joke. Get over it and stop bringing it up – it’s not going to happen. Move on already.
@AnonTheAnon
Stop with the werejohncandy fursuit thing already, it was a joke. GET OVER IT YOU WHORE AND STOP MENTIONING IT.
@AnonTheAnon
I don’t drool or spit on the computer or throw tantrums, i seriously think you need to think before you speak and stop saying such insulting shit about me. And i also think that you need to give up the troll act.
@AnonTheAnon
You know nothing about me at all.
@AnonTheAnon
And again with the blue waffle reference? That is disgusting. Surely you realize that blue waffle is a disease that affects a woman’s vagina, don’t you? And no i don’t have a vagina because guess what – i’m not a woman. That’s right, it’s a man you’re talking to.
But i bet you love the blue waffle don’t you?
@Dongus
I’m not a werejohncandy alright, i really am a weregrinch. And you shouldn’t believe everything EGY and Midnight-Oyl tell you, they’re always making up shit about me that isn’t true.
I really am a male.
You’re a green furball with NO BALLS (nor a vagina, that makes you an IT).
@Dongus
Don’t listen to EGY, she’s always making up shit about me – i assure you that none of what she says is true.
@Midnight-Oyl
Oh you’ve already mentioned him.
@Midnight-Oyl
“How do you know who Ottis Toole is, or did you just do a google search and look at his Wikipedia page?”
Oh you already mentioned him to me before, remember?
@Midnight-Oyl
Oh you have already mentioned him, remember when i said that you would be like a real life Hannibal Lector? Well you brought up that Otis Toole guy that time too.
I believe he is the inspiration behind the character of Hannibal Lector.
@Midnight-Oyl
Uh…..you already mentioned him before, so yeah i know who he is.
@Midnight-Oyl
You already mentioned him at least once on DA.
@Midnight-Oyl
And thus you don’t need to explain who he is.
@Midnight-Oyl
You’ve already mentioned him before.
@Midnight-Oyl
I believe you have already mentioned this Otis Toole fellow to Nathan before. And yes i am familiar with him.
@Midnight-Oyl
As for me i’m just a werejoshpeck looking for someone to be the Drake Bell to my Josh Peck. Can’t have a Drake and Josh type duo without Drake you know.
@Midnight-Oyl
I think i’ve already found someone to be Miranda Cosgrove aka Megan, and that someone is Anon – she is perfect for the role.
@Midnight-Oyl
Hmmm… since i’m already Josh Peck, Anon is Miranda Cosgrove… you’re a little too old to be Drake, you could be Walter though, or you could be Crazy Steve – you’d be really good at being Crazy Steve.
Okay since Werejoshpeckprince is Josh, Anon gets to be Megan the evil little sister, i’ll be Crazy Steve, and Midnight-Oyl can be Papa Nichols from the demonator episode.
@Midnight-Oyl
Why does Mariana’s replies come in a dozen?
Answer: Because weregrinches don’t know how to reply ONCE.
I WANT TO MEET EYESGLOWYELLOW IN REAL LIFE, AND EAT HER PUSSY!!!
No i don’t, i hate EGY and i would rather watch paint dry than be anywhere near her, she’s a selfish whore.
LOL, I heard weregrinches have snake-like tongues that can lick up any garbage in the garbage disposal! I also heard that they have NO BALLS.
I LOVE TO YIFF MY TEDDY BEAR, SAINT BERNARDS, AND ANYTHING ELSE THAT WILL LET ME STICK MY HERMAPHRODITIC MICROPENIS INSIDE IT!
Anon, that is so obviously you – nice sockpuppet account.
LMAO, FUCKTARD….
That certainly wasn’t me this time
Like, I’m not the only one that impersonates anyone else around here…
How do you know that Jay Klonoa didn’t do it? Hmm?
Wrong again, FAGGOT! Like I said, anyone can freely use any name here. You fail to be discreet, however, so I will know if it is you. BTW, nice mural drawings in your responses on Deviantart, I screencapped the motherfuckers and I will be using them on my weregrinch site in the near future!
@AnonTheAnon
“You’re a green furball with NO BALLS (nor a vagina, that makes you an IT).”
And i don’t even know what the hell YOU are but you clearly aren’t human.
You sure like to call others inhuman when you say you are not, lol. Does this mean you have some kind of cannibalistic mental fetish on those that are in the same group, supposedly? I’m not a weregrinch.
I AM A WEREGRINCHOLOGIST, though, and my team of scientists have concluded that weregriches NEVER EXISTED.
thank GOD….
@Jay Kloana
You know how manipulative the little bitch can be, she wants to make everyone on deviantart her slaves.
With this petition, Metokur will be out of commision for good.
How come all the fake Nathan impersonators are so retarded and overuse capital letters?
Because they’re all your sockpuppets/slaves.
@Jay Klonoa
That’s perfect.
@Jay Klonoa
So glad i came across you on here, you seem to be the only nice person here.
Actually, he is one of my “slaves” as you refer to my followers as….
Good job, Jay. You can join my club and sacrifice more grinch hating art!
@AnonTheAnon
“You sure like to call others inhuman when you say you are not, lol. Does this mean you have some kind of cannibalistic mental fetish on those that are in the same group, supposedly? I’m not a weregrinch.
I AM A WEREGRINCHOLOGIST, though, and my team of scientists have concluded that weregriches NEVER EXISTED.
thank GOD”
You’re not a weregrinchologist and you never will be, my team of grinchologists took a look at your so called diploma and it turns out – it was someone else’s which you rubbed out their name and puts yours on instead, forgery on your half.
@AnonTheAnon
“LOL, I heard weregrinches have snake-like tongues that can lick up any garbage in the garbage disposal! I also heard that they have NO BALLS.”
I heard a metokur chimera’s weak spots include it’s tail and it’s stomach. And that the metokur chimera sometimes stuffs it’s victims in his stomach and absorbs their essence, shooting the metokur chimera in the stomach causes heavy amounts of damage and also releases some of the victims.
@AnonTheAnon
No Jay isn’t your slave, he still has free will and as such has the power to resist your evil charms.
@AnonTheAnon
He’ll even give in to you.
He will? GOOD. Even though I didn’t ask him to.
I won’t give in, now own up, Anon.
@AnonTheAnon
I meant he’ll never give in to you, he was free will.
You’re right about that.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! LULZ. Why’d you change your mind? Scared much?
He isn’t scared, you fucking whore. I hear you sing about how good looking and hot you are when you are in the shower, Lady Gaga.
Friday, November 19, 2010Worst day ever
Today is turning out to be the worst day ever, first my internet acts up for no reason, then it makes it impossible for me to log on to Deviantart, then when i do eventually log on i find that my account has been hacked by some jerk who posted under my name and posted shit that isn’t mine including journals that i didn’t write, posting photos of penises in the gallery, and posting comments i wouldn’t say, they then deactivated my account, deleted ALL my deviations and caused my friends/watchers who i’ve watched on my watch list and who have watched me to drop me and there’s an exclaimation mark before my own username – and i didn’t even deactivate my account and i didn’t intend to. I mistakenly revealed my password to someone, i didn’t mean to it was a mistake – and now my deviantart career is as good as dead.
This sucks, man. This sucks worse than a Seltzer and Friedberg movie and Uwe Bowe combined, this sucks worse than every bad movie ever made.
Please let this whole thing be a bad dream.
Posted by Nathan “Dr Music” Forester at 8:49 PM 0 comments
Good call, EGY.
There’s nothing there, dumbass.
Those are all copyrighted, dumbass.
These are copyrighted too, you shitass werejohncandy with no brains.
You should talk, you repeat yourself all the fucking time. I could have found that picture of Gordon by myself, retardo.
O rly? I copied your blog about finding out my IP, Midnight-Oyl’s IP, Anon’s IP, and other people’s IPs as well. Now what? I will be more than happy to oblige passing this information on to Midnight-Oyl, even though you are legitimately INCORRECT… Your IP addresses begin with the WRONG FUCKING CODE, MORON. Shows how much shit you know about Information Technology or Networking…FYI, I hold an Associates of Science and Computer Systems! You couldn’t fool me OL, no fucking way!
And MY BAD…. The Deviantart page is Eyesglowyellow for my user name.
Stop trying to manipulate people into being your slaves.
I ain’t buying it, you fucking whore.